To all the Critt Racers:

Having braved the terrible Butt-aches,
Survived atleast one Moron in a SUV,
Taken arms against your wife/Husband,
Just to experience another kind of pleasure.,
The saddle between the legs,
You are now moving on to the next level,
By deciding to compete in the TCC crit!!!
To ride, to half wheel,
To jump out of the saddle, to sprint,
Perchance to breakaway,
Who knows what dreams may come in that ride of ecstasy...
The TCC Crit!!

As you ride on the morrow,
Sometimes you will go too far to the right,
Sometimes You will go too far to the left,
Sometimes you will just CRASH
Sometimes you will get lapped...
Just like in real life!
The TCC Critt!!

But remember always that
While we lesser mortals were happy to ride
just to eat burgers and burritos,
you were the one who was Fantasmagorical to sign up to race!!
So Rise up and shine as bright as you can
in the TCC Critt!