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- >Early morning.
- >Already got cardio workout with Kite and done morning meditation.
- >Outside practicing Taijiquan, Yang style today. You may be lost, but that is no excuse for laziness!
- >Kite is off sniffing some stuff somewhere. Don't know. She's a smart dog. She can take care of herself.
- >Twinkle comes out of her house. "Good morning, Anon," she calls over, sipping a cup of what you assume to be Equestria's equivielent of coffee.
- >You could have gone for a cup of the stuff earlier. Oh well.
- "Good morning, Twinkle. Sleep well?" *Second Single Whip*
- >"Oh, well enough. What was that dance you were doing?"
- "It's not a dance. It's called Taijiquan, and it's a martial art." *Four Corners*
- >"Oh. well, do you want some breakfast?" she asks, a sweetness in her voice.
- "Sure! Just let me finish up here."
- >"She turns and trots back inside. She's clearly still groggy from just waking up.
- >You finish your ruitine, call Kite, and head inside.
- >Twinkle is sitting at a table, or well, laying around it, sort of the way the asians from your world do. It's actually quite cute.
- >She's set out a place for you, along with a cushion for you to sit on, and is waiting for you to sit down.
- >You sit. She's made a breakfast of... flowers.
- >Twinkle notices you staring at the plate. "Eat up! They're the best bits can buy!"
- >There is a slight concern in her voice. She's clearly trying to be a good host.
- >Not wanting to upset her, you chow down.
- >Not bad. You're going to need to get some carbs though.
- >Pretty sure have some more bread in your pack.
- >FUCK
- >Where did you leave it?
- >Upstairs. Right. Need to go through and check supplies after breakfast.
- "This is good."
- >"Yeah. I thought I'd bring out something special. It is your first day in Ponyville and all."
- "Well thank you. I really do appreciate all that you're doing for me."
- >"It's my pleasure, really."
- "So wh-"
- >DENIED
- >"Anon!! Time to get ready for your party!"
- >The pink pony is back... great.
- >"Pinkie Pie!" Twinkle scowls at her. "NOT NOW."
- >"Jeez, somepony's woke up on the wrong side of the bed! A party will chear you right up!"
- >'Pinkie Pie, go away," she shoots at Pinkie, sternly.
- >"Okie dokie lokie! Just don't be late!"
- >You nod at her politely. She may be a bit off the wall, but her heart is in the right place, always wanting to give everybody something to laugh about.
- >"God, that pony is so annoying!" Twinkle snorts.
- "Oh, she's not that bad. Thank you for the meal. It was excellent. I'd stay and chat more, but I do have a few things I have to do before the party. Come, Kite."
- >You leave Twinkle looking up at you, confused, and probably think that she offended you some how.
- >In Twinkle's guest room.
- >Bag dumped out on the bed, which has fresh sheets on it and everything.
- >Twinkle may have been short with Pinkie earlier, but she's sweet.
- >Back to taking inventory.
- >A handgun, full clip. No bullet in chamber.
- >A half full box of ammo for said gun.
- >A hunting knife.
- >A bag of deer jerky. Yum! You grab a piece for yourself, and toss one to Kite.
- >Smushed berries. Whoops.
- >A stale loaf of bread.
- >Several packs of matches.
- >A compass... Fucking hell. Too late for that now.
- >Some rope
- "Okay. Well, we're set there," you say to Kite as you put it all away.
- *KNOCK KNOCK*
- >"Anon? Ready to go?"
- >It's Twinkle.
- "Yup. Come on, Kite. Time to go."
- >Party time.
- >Party was huge.
- >Met lots of new ponies.
- >Talked with Twilight. Learned more about everything.
- >Met a filly named Tootsie Flute. Twinkle's sister.
- >Got challenged to a drinking game by Rainbow Dash. Lost.
- >Got molested by somepony. Not sure who.
- >Went home, being assisted in walking by your new bestest friend ever, Twinkle.
- >All in all, not a bad day.
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