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- 1. Do not lose to No Guard + OHKO
- 2. Do NOT lose to No Guard + OHKO
- 3. We are Hackmons
- 4. Hackmons is god-tier
- 5. Hackmons never forgives
- 6. Hackmons can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
- 7. Hackmons is still able to be fun
- 8. There are no real rules about teams
- 9. There are no real rules about normal bans either - enjoy your swagplay
- 10. If you enjoy any other tiers - DON'T
- 11. All of your carefully picked sweepers/walls can easily be stopped.
- 12. Anything you use can and will be turned against you.
- 13. Anything you use can be turned into something else.
- 14. The harder you try the harder you will fail.
- 15. Do not complain about Endless Battles, that just means the user wins.
- 16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
- 17. Every team loses eventually.
- 18. Everything that can be used can be abused.
- 19. The more you hate it the better it gets.
- 20. Nothing is to be taken seriously.
- 21. Original sets are original for a few seconds before they get overused.
- 22. RMTs are made to ruin every last bit of originality.
- 23. RMTs are made to ruin every last bit of originality.
- 24. Every team is always a remake of a remake.
- 25. Relation to the original team decreases with every single change made to it.
- 26. Any team can easily be made into something completely unrelated.
- 27. Always question a person's reasoning for team components without any real reason.
- 28. Always question a person's team structure - just in case it's just a bunch of unoriginal junk slapped together.
- 29. In Hackmons all Pokemon are broken and all not-broken Pokemon are undercover sweepers.
- 30. There is no originality in Hackmons.
- 31. HAX or GTFO - the choice is yours.
- 32. You must have replays to prove your statements.
- 33. Play more - it's never enough.
- 34. There is a Wonder Guard set for it. No exceptions.
- 35. If there is no Wonder Guard set for it at the moment, one will be made.
- 36. There will always be even more crazy sets than you just saw.
- 37. Your opponent always knows your set (just because Imposter Chansey says so)
- 38. No real limits of any kind apply here - except for levels. You want Custom Game for that.
- 39. WONDER GUARD IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
- 40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
- 41. Contrary isn't good. Seriously guys, it's worse than Magikarp jokes.
- 42. Nothing is unbeatable.
- 43. The more perfect and powerful a set is - the more satisfying it is to Imposter it and kill it with its own moves.
- 44. Even one positive comment about a set can make you an idiot.
- 45. When one sees Sturdy Shedinja, one sends in a Mold Breaker.
- 46. Speaking of Mold Breaker, there is always a Mold Breaker set of it.
- 47. The lake is always of rage.
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