What do you think of these lonely anons
Posting up their profiles from Steam?
Look through the thread and you'll wish you were dead
From their descriptions that are full of memes
Oh I'd rather die than be one of your Steam friends
Mm now why do I have all these Steam friends
Mm say goodbye to all of my Steam friends

What do I do when they message and whine?
(Will you please let me suck your bone?)
How do they feel when I switch to offline?
(Once hes' back I won't be all alone?)
No I'd rather die than be one of your Steam friends
Mm now why do I have all of these Steam friends
Mm say goodbye to all of my Steam friends

(Do you want to ERP?)
I'd rather play a game
(Could it have some ERP?)
Please stop I'm playing a game

(Could you make me your own anime wife?)
I'd rather not since I know you're a dude
(Won't you please let me into your life?)
I'd remove you but that'd be rude
Oh I'd rather die than be one of your Steam friends
Mm now why do I have all of these Steam friends
Oh I'll say goodbye to all of my Steam friends

(Do you want to ERP?)
I just want to play a game
(Could it have some ERP?)
I'd prefer just to play a game

Oh I'd rather die than be one of your Steam friends
Mm now why do I have all of these Steam friends
Mm say goodbye to all of my Steam friends
Yes I'd rather die than be one of your Steam friends
Be one of your Steam friends