Sakurai: "As you can see me demonstrating here.. this is what the melee competitive scene refers to as 'Hax Dashing'. Fairly difficult to do, but if you look here.. *laughs*"

*Camera pans onto Sakurai's controller*

*Entire stadium unable to keep up with finger motions*

*epilepsy occurs at a world-record shattering rate*

Sakurai: *Laughing intensifies*

Sakurai: "IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?? IS THIS WHAT YOU CALL COMPETITIVE??????"

Reggie: "Sakurai!! Noooooooooooooooooo-"

Gaben rolls through the back wall, breaking the 5inch thick barrier and tearing through the projector screen. Hundreds of PCMasterrace members in the crowd are instantly healed by his presence. "GabeN!!! GabeN!!!" they cheer.

Gaben: "Sakurai..", he weaves. "That, is enough."

Sakurai: "You think you can stop me?? You and your PC members?!?!? I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON."

Reggie: "Please.. it doesn't have to come to this, Sakurai.. What's gotten into you?!?!"

Sakurai proceeds to wavedash and multishine in real life, twitch chat goes insane with Kreygasm spams and Klappas. HMW posts a status on FB, "Press 1 if you feel bad for WTF IS GOING ON DOG LOLOLOL"

Mango, PP, Ken, and KDJ walk up to Sakurai inbetween shine-cancels. Mango upthrows him, PP dairs, Ken re-grabs, KDJ pummels for a semi-perma hitstun effect. Sakurai bleeds profusely, laughing as gallons of blood spill from his mouth between his teeth to the floor. Reggie covers his eyes, unable to take the sight. GabeN lays there, watching the battle.

"Enough!", he says, as he motions his left arm.

The pulp that is Sakurai now lays on the floor. Drips of his essence pour off the stage.

"lmaooo wtf", Mango clamors.

Reggie walks besides his old friend, and weeps. He kneels and carefully brushes aside the hair that covered his beaten face. A fire now grows within his eyes. He stands again, peering into the crowd. Closing his eyes, he takes one last look at Sakurai...

"My body is ready."

Sakurai's lifeless body rises with a light within, so brilliant the spectators must gauge their eyes. Sakurai and Reggie become one. A new being whose aura is so glamorous that the invited players tear up from just glancing at it.

GabeN now flops up, and says, "It's about time."

He unsheathes a knife hidden from his belly flap, with a familiar logo on the handle, with a "3" written on the upper right hand corner.

The crowd goes crazy.

Not wanting to be outperformed, Sakuregg holds out his hands, and somehow summons Isai.

"?", says Isai.

Sakuregg then knees Isai straight into the game, confirming Captain Falcon. GabeN laughs at his feeble attempt to generate hype equivalent to HL3. He takes his knife and thrusts it into the belly of Sakuregg. Sakuregg laughs. GabeN backs off and watches idly by as an egg is dropped from the womb of Sakuregg.

It slowly moves. Pip..pip..CRACK.

RIDLEY APPEARS and flies straight up into the auditorium ceiling, breathing fire upon the audience. GabeN swings his knife with a gusto that extinguishes the flames. Thinking he is unable to control this beast before he causes any more harm, GabeN leaps into the air, creating a semi-earthquake within a 5 mile radius, grabbing Ridley, looking about, and throws him straight into the game. The crowd's cheers and tears and so loud that audience members begin to bleed from their ears.

GabeN lands back onto the crowd, shaking the floor with all his might.

He heavily breathes.

Sakuregg shocked, stands completely still, sweating beneath his brow.

He grabs Sakuregg in a flash, stabs him straight through the heart, and as his spirit slowly fades away from our realm, GabeN throws him into the Wii-U.

GabeN: "Super.. Smash.. Brothers.. U... now available on steam."

He devours the Wii-U. Glowing radiantly now, he whispers..

"Half Life 3... confirmed."

He explodes. Millions of steam key codes / discounts come blasting out of his glory.

People's backlogs are filled to the brim, no one ever completely finishes a game, with Half-Life 3 winning the award for having most content in a video game ever made.

Half-Life 3 continues to be played, unbeaten, and winning the GOTY award every year...until.... the year......

20XX