super happy fun conversation 2

* Kara sends a message to Wallace's laptop.
* nightsSquire glances at the computer,  notices the flashing, and checks Esperchum.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: hey you.
<nightsSquire> NS: Identify yourse|f!
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: wow no need to be so rude.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: i was just sending a friendly greeting.
<nightsSquire> NS: I do not be|ieve you are my friend. Are you one of Chomai's men?
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: who the fuck is chomai.
<nightsSquire> NS: Her Majesty, the Princess is the ru|er of a monarchy not far from where I used to |ive. Does this mean that you a||y yourse|f with the Duchess?
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: uh, no.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: you're like the last guy aren't you?
<nightsSquire> NS: Explain the "|ast guy" to me.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: well,
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: do you know anyone called 'zach johnson?'
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: explorer type?
<nightsSquire> NS: ...Which one is that? Hm... Let me think.
<nightsSquire> NS: Oh, him.
<nightsSquire> NS: I know *of* him, sir.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: i am not a 'sir'.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: and tell me, what year is it?
<nightsSquire> NS: You are a mercenary AND a woman? Scanda|ous.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: where the hell does mercenary come into it?
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: what exactly gave you the idea that i'm a mercenary?
<nightsSquire> NS: You do not affi|iate yourse|f with either of the two major monarchs in the |and, and your |anguage leads me to assume you're not some commoner. So, mercenary.
<nightsSquire> NS: Anyway.
<nightsSquire> NS: About one-thousand years, Ad Domini.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: wrong.
<nightsSquire> NS: How am I wrong?
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: about a thousand off actually.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: it's 2015 dude.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: that's what i meant by 'like the last guy'.
<nightsSquire> NS: We||, I guess you cou|d say that time has no meaning in this... What did he ca|| it? Medium?
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: who's he?
<nightsSquire> NS: StainedHe|metsprite.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: oh your sprite.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: mine's silent for some reason.
<nightsSquire> NS: Warrior woman, a question.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: stop saying warrior woman or whatever.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: my name's kara.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: and i'm not a mercenary.
<nightsSquire> NS: What a wonderfu|, strong name for a warrior.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: oh my god.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: what did i just say.
<nightsSquire> NS: Anyway,  Madam Kara, did you give your sprite something e|se after you arrived at the Medium?
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: it's a fruit toucan.
<nightsSquire> NS: Did you put that in before or after?
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: toucan, than fruit.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: and i don't want to keep calling you dude or whatever,
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: so what is your name.
<nightsSquire> NS: Wa||ace Antony Bennett, Squire-to-be.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: alright then wallace.
<nightsSquire> NS: By the way.
<nightsSquire> NS: How do you know of my existence?
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: because i can see you.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: like you can see that girl.
<nightsSquire> NS: You are my Entity?
<nightsSquire> NS: ...
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: i guess.
<nightsSquire> NS: You hit me with that door.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: uh, yes.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: didn't think you were an actual person then.
<nightsSquire> NS: That hurt, you know!
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: well i gave you that laptop,
<nightsSquire> NS: I demand an apo|ogy.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: fine.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: i so deeply apologize,
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: for the utterly heinous, (so heinous!)
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: the completely unforgivably crime.
<nightsSquire> NS: You're mocking me, aren't you.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: i don't know what you're talking about.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: and don't interrupt me.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: anyway, for the unforgivable crime,
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: of nudging you with a door.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: i am SO SORRY.
<nightsSquire> NS: You didn't nudge me, the force of that strike knocked me unconscious! I cou|d do without your rampant sarcasm, Lady Kara.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: not my fault you're so puny.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: and sneaking into your father's room! so naughty!
<nightsSquire> NS: My father has been dead for a |ong time. You are very insensitive.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: oh.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC uh, sorry.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: my parents died a while back too.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: thought that other guy was your dad.
<nightsSquire> NS: No, Madam, that was my Unc|e, Sir John.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: okay.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: and you don't need to keep calling me madam.
<nightsSquire> NS: No matter how mean a woman is, that is no reason to not be po|ite.
<nightsSquire> NS: I am going to be a knight one day, you know.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: well, alright, but where i'm from, you'd sound like a pretentious jackass.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: and a knight, really?
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: guess it's something to look foward when we get back.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: for me, it's just being trapped in a shithole with my brother.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: that will be boatloads of fun.
<nightsSquire> NS: Maybe we'|| be hai|ed as heroes, and you wi|| be ab|e to no |onger reside in a ho|e.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: heroes of what exactly?
<nightsSquire> NS: Saving the wor|d?
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: from what? everything seemed fine when i got sucked in.
<nightsSquire> NS: There were no meteors?
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: didn't notice any, no.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: was kind of inside, actually.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: and how exactly are we going to save the world from a bunch of meteors?
<nightsSquire> NS: Maybe it was because you |ive in a hole, and have no windows. I was threatened with death by celestia| smiting.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: i didn't literally live in a shithole.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: i lived in a trailer.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: or 'ambling abobe' or whatever.
<nightsSquire> NS: Anyway, where do you current|y rest? I am near the Minx City.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: i'm in a fucking rainforest.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: toucans everywhere here.
<nightsSquire> NS: Odd, because my forest is rather temperate. Are you sure you are on the Land of Days and Twi|ight?
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: um, no.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: the land of birds and paradise over here.
<nightsSquire> NS: A new wor|d?
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: think so, actually.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: goddamn, before i thought that would be ridiculous,
<nightsSquire> NS: I am in awe.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: but now, seems the most likely possibility.
<nightsSquire> NS: Anyway, Madam Kara. I wou|d ask you if you could move the a|chemiter.
<nightsSquire> Anyway, I take my |eave.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: well okay,
* Kara_Denlar[WHATIS] tries to o move it, but lacks the grist funds.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: er.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> MC: can't actually.
<nightsSquire> NS: Find a way.
<nightsSquire> [end]