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ÿÿGeometry processed in 1.6 seconds!
ÿÿJob setup complete
ÿÿInitializing objects...
ÿÿInitializing pipe networks...
ÿÿInitializing atmos machinery...
ÿÿMaking a mess...
ÿÿInitializations complete.
Welcome to the pre-game lobby!
Please, setup your character and select ready. Game will start in 120 seconds
OOC: Kuroi Honoo: >Found braindead with esword and ebow just standing in the cooridor
OOC: DickDragon: Aden, that was the biggest gotta go fast moment ever
OOC: Aniukha: i notice the soap is still broken :(
OOC: MedicInDisquise: >gets killed by random botanist with esword and ebow
OOC: MedicInDisquise: aw well
OOC: Michael_Laudani: Whoo perfect timing!
OOC: AdenAbrafo: I had no idea what happened
OOC: Yoyogre: That was some interesting shit that happened in mining
OOC: Michael_Laudani: Joined and ready!
OOC: SingularByte: How come my custom version of asimov didn't load? I got all 4 upload complete messages, but the AI stayed purged.
OOC: MedicInDisquise: not as bad as being dragged around on a million glass shards
OOC: DickDragon: In other news, they need to change the shuttle so you can ignite it
OOC: Braincake: How could you fail to kill some guy in 30 minutes and then state a do-not-state law
OOC: AdenAbrafo: One moment I was about to die, next we were Sanic speed
OOC: Fluffynuts: First CE in 6 months and I spent the whole round dead and being dragged around
OOC: Michael_Laudani: no ai?
OOC: Tolstovskiy: i was dicking around AI's sattelite and AI didn't notice, even though DA ordered to kill me
OOC: DickDragon: Aden you were the HoS right?
OOC: Sawucalls: the AI was more A then I
OOC: AdenAbrafo: Yeah
OOC: Michael_Laudani: is it possible for the ai to be disconnedted from the upload terminals?
OOC: Warfour: at least i managed to save your brain scott
OOC: DickDragon: It's amazing your survived. No less than three antags took a swing at you
OOC: DickDragon: All in the space of 30 seconds
OOC: Warfour: everything went to hell in a handbasket
OOC: AdenAbrafo: I had one trying to save me
OOC: AdenAbrafo: It was just crazy
OOC: Yoyogre: I don't know how but I ended up as the fastest thing on the station. While wearing a full hardsuit and on fire.
OOC: AdenAbrafo: I ended up killing Saigon too
OOC: Warfour: i managed to get a guy with a esword off you with a disarm
Current Admins:

OOC: DickDragon: If I wasn't fumbling for my fucking esword you'd be dead
The current game mode is - Secret!
Possibilities: AI malfunction, blob, changeling, cult, double agents, extended, monkey, nuclear emergency, revolution, traitor, traitor+changeling and wizard
OOC: Warfour: then he the crew lynched him for you aden
OOC: Swagile: yogo, its the stimulant virus
OOC: MedicInDisquise: I'm still surprised how many times I just have to ask in order to get head/bridge access or security access as mime. srsly
OOC: Arkatufus: is mining worth it?
OOC: FonedSky: uh
Captain Dave Smith on deck!
Enjoy the game!
OOC: Arkatufus: i mean, the round ends so fuckin fast
OOC: FonedSky: nevermind, it took a long while for the round to start
OOC: WhiteFox08: Sometimes i make boobies out of playdo, then masterbate to them. And when im done i simply smush the evidence.
OOC: Doctor Grimmdunkel: braindead was me. i stole the stuff from another traitor. also, i hate the "exchange a file" objective, because the others are not able to follow their orders if it doesn't involve murderboning.
OOC: WhiteFox08: the perfect crime
OOC: Supino99: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yr1-BBMaMA Listening when playing SS13
Attention! Security level elevated to blue
The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible, random searches are permitted.
OOC: Woross: I have almost as many notes as Takara!
Current Admins:

OOC: Swagile: takara is funnier
OOC: Swagile: :^)
OOC: Woross: Yeah, you contributed to that
OOC: Woross: Like a quarter of my bans is from you
OOC: Swagile: i love that one round where he genetics transformed
OOC: Swagile: everyone
OOC: Swagile: into him
OOC: Swagile: everyone killed each other to find the real takara
OOC: Woross: It can get a little amusing, yes
OOC: Woross: why is nox dead again?
OOC: Swagile: no idea
OOC: EmptyK: What is the difference between advance and advanced?
OOC: Woross: past tense
OOC: EmptyK: Ok. Thank you.
OOC: EmptyK: Read rhymes with lead, but read doesn't rhyme with lead.
OOC: Woross: it
OOC: Woross: does
OOC: EmptyK: But read it differently.
OOC: Woross: Reed rhymes with lead for a reason
Current Admins:

Current Players:
AdenAbrafo
Ajwilli1
Aniukha
Arkatufus
Aserpent
Baddoek
Bawhoppennn
Bob Dobbington
Braincake
Cayce
Charmisokay
Chickenboy10
Deirun
DickDragon
Doctor Grimmdunkel
Electronics111
EmptyK
Eskjjlj
Fluffynuts
FonedSky
FreeHealthcareCanadian
Gannets
GuyAcrossTheRoad
Jaxy15
Jojo6311
Jyxpe
K9Dane
Kaptin alexander
Kobe123
Kuroi Honoo
Limeliz
Linkheros
Lolnon
Lug_Kyuzun
Mabelchan
Mandurrh
MedicInDisquise
Melaghan
Mewmaster22
Michael_Laudani
Name00
Orban
PredGD
Sawucalls
Slwilli21
Supino99
Swagile
Tarktheshark
Terminus007
Terrafros
The Rain Man
Voydspektre
Warfour
WhiteFox08
Woross
Yellodeath
Yoyogre
Yuri00
Zombi265
Total Players: 59
Griffin Wood's Memories:

You are the Assistant.
As the Assistant you answer directly to absolutely everyone. Special circumstances may change this.
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Griffin Wood has signed up as Assistant."
You put the ID into PDA-Griffin Wood (Assistant)'s slot.
The ÿRobust Softdrinks beeps, "Robust Softdrinks: More robust than a toolbox to the head!"
EA Origin [145.9] states, "INITIATING FULL LOCKDOWN ON ENGINEERING. All Humans, please evacuate."
Griffin Wood lights their cigarette with the lit match.
Pepperspray Joe [145.9] asks, "Why?"
Griffin Wood [145.9] asks, "Already?"
Griffin Wood asks, "Already?"
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown the burnt match.
Dawson Palmer [145.9] says, "AI HoP is an snail and therefore non-human"
Manuel Greenwalt [145.9] says, " Because engineering is almost as bugged as the AI is"
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Lana Batten has signed up as Assistant."
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown the grey jumpsuit.
Libsanitus Caddicus [145.9] says, "A snail, not an snail. Yes I have to do this."
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Negative, Head of Personnel appears Human."
Nitori Kawashiro [145.9] says, " SEC"
Nitori Kawashiro [145.9] says, " THE CLWON"
*---------*
This is Payton Keppel!
He is wearing a roboticist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a labcoat.
He has a satchel on his back.
He has some insulated gloves on his hands.
He has a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a science radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Payton Keppel's ID Card (Roboticist).
*---------*
Jameson Rose [145.9] asks, " where and what?"
Libsanitus Caddicus [145.9] says, "I think that's all he had to say."
Libsanitus Caddicus [145.9] says, "Just that the clown existed."
Libsanitus Caddicus [145.9] says, "Poor clown."
Payton Keppel says, "Yo"
Griffin Wood exclaims, "Hi there!"
Griffin Wood asks, "Can I get cyborgified?"
Payton Keppel says, "Sure"
Payton Keppel says, "although"
Griffin Wood exclaims, "Great!"
Griffin Wood asks, "Yes?"
Payton Keppel says, "we have some augements going on at the moment"
Payton Keppel says, "might take a while"
Griffin Wood exclaims, "No problem!"
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Carl Kofstri has signed up as Assistant."
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
Kevin Parkinson [145.9] says, "HELP"
Carl Kofstri [145.9] says, " Assistant here, looking for work"
No luck!
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
Collin Jyllian [145.9] says, "Where kevin"
No luck!
Kevin Parkinson [145.9] says, "MAINT"
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
No luck!
Gerhard Barkhorn says, "sorry"
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
Gerhard Barkhorn pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
Pepperspray Joe [145.9] says, "WARNING"
Carl Kofstri [145.9] says, " We can't help you unless your suit sensors are on"
No luck!
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
Pun Pun jumps!
Pepperspray Joe [145.9] says, "IF YOU PISS ME OFF I WILL SPRAY YOU WITH FUEL"
No luck!
Gerhard Barkhorn pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
Libsanitus Caddicus [145.9] says, "Yukari Takeba broke property in robotics."
No luck!
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
Libsanitus Caddicus [145.9] says, "Now we dont have any fucking surgery drapes.."
Collin Jyllian [145.9] says, "He is in a scientist, he is most likely in science maint"
Gerhard Barkhorn pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
Libsanitus Caddicus [145.9] says, "Kill that bitch."
Kevin Parkinson [145.9] says, "TELESCI"
No luck!
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
Andrew Burns [145.9] asks, "WHAT?"
Gerhard Barkhorn pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
You win six free games!
Payton Keppel [145.9] says, "Sec"
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
Gerhard Barkhorn pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
Kevin Parkinson [145.9] says, "I knocked him out"
No luck!
Andrew Burns [145.9] says, "AI, open."
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
Payton Keppel [145.9] says, "Ai open"
The slot machine says, 'Winner! You win four hundred credits worth of coins!'
Kevin Parkinson [145.9] says, "I outrobusted that fool"
Current Admins:

No luck!
Erin Wake [145.9] says, " DON'T SAVE THAT CLOWN"
Erin Wake [145.9] says, " SPACE THE CORPSE"
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
Adrian McGallenhad [145.9] asks, "Wheres the clown?"
No luck!
Andrew Burns [145.9] says, "AI, open this door please."
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
Jason Holden asks, "Can one of you two gentlemen get me a strong drink?"
Andrew Burns [145.9] exclaims, "I must clean!"
No luck!
Gerhard Barkhorn lights their premium Havanian cigar with the lit match.
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
Collin Jyllian [145.9] says, "I applaud you Kevin. I would not have been able to help you in my current condition anyway, one of my slimes glomped me."
Libsanitus Caddicus [145.9] says, "Yukari Takeba is spraying polyacid or some shit all over everything."
No luck!
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
Gerhard Barkhorn says, "wow"
No luck!
Adrian McGallenhad [145.9] says, "AI open this door please"
Frank Ocelot says, "fuck"
Dawson Palmer [145.9] says, "Yukari is a little bitch"
Vincent Lysander [145.9] says, "AI, door."
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
Frank Ocelot says, "jesust"
Andrew Burns [145.9] asks, "AI, are you alive?"
Gerhard Barkhorn says, "oh he is still there"
No luck!
Frank Ocelot says, "who stripped me"
OOC: Arkatufus: bah... bugged, cant unbuckle myself from a damn chair
You insert a silver coin into the slot machine's slot!
Gerhard Barkhorn says, "thechef"
You insert a silver coin into the slot machine's slot!
You insert a silver coin into the slot machine's slot!
OOC: EmptyK: Resist.
Gerhard Barkhorn says, "then he went braindead"
Adrian McGallenhad [145.9] asks, "AI could you print out a cyborg exosuit?"
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
Frank Ocelot says, "Jade give my shit"
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
Frank Ocelot attempted to disarm Jade!
Adrian McGallenhad [145.9] says, "Im going to need one to borg this clown"
No luck!
Gerhard Barkhorn says, "braindead"
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
No luck!
Gerhard Barkhorn says, "just take it back"
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
Jake Black [145.9] exclaims, "AI open !!"
No luck!
Frank Ocelot tries to remove Jade's PDA-Frank Ocelot (Bartender).
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
Frank Ocelot tries to remove Jade's armor.
No luck!
You win six free games!
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
No luck!
Frank Ocelot attempted to disarm Jade!
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
Erin Wake [145.9] says, " He dosn't deserve borging"
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
No luck!
Erin Wake [145.9] says, " Turn him into an MMI"
Lana Batten [145.9] says, "clowns are to unstable to be borged just saying"
No luck!
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
No luck!
Lana Batten [145.9] says, "they explode when borged"
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Cyborg parts are currently being fabricated."
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
No luck!
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
You win six free games!
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
No luck!
Adrian McGallenhad [145.9] says, "Let me out please AI"
Erin Wake [145.9] says, " Turn him to an MMI and let me keep him on my shelf"
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
You win six free games!
Vincent Lysander [145.9] says, "AI, door."
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
No luck!
No luck!
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
No luck!
Griffin Wood pulls the lever and the slot machine starts spinning!
No luck!
No luck!
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Unable to find Vincent Lysander."
No luck!
Adrian McGallenhad says, "Follow me"
You pick up the deck.
You shuffle the deck.
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown the deck of cards.
Andrew Burns [145.9] asks, "I SWEAR TO GOD! IF ANY OF YOU TAKE MY BAG AND OPEN IT, YOU WILL DIE? UNDERSTAND?"
Libsanitus Caddicus [145.9] asks, "Yukari was spraying polyacid on the clown, and you arrest the clown instead of her, when she melted robotics drapes and MMIs?"
Kameron Tanner [145.9] says, "Okay"
Andrew Burns [145.9] says, "Good"
Andrew Burns [145.9] asks, "Understand HoS?"
Andrew Burns [145.9] says, "I have a bomb in it."
Andrew Burns [145.9] says, "Big boom."
You press the button on the toy AI.
ÿ THE CYBORGS ARE NOW THE HIGHEST RANKING CREWMEMBERS
Carl Kofstri [145.9] says, " AI, open this, and order any book, I want to test something"
Dick Butt [145.9] says, " that HoS can go suck a Dick Butt"
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown the toy AI.
Manuel Greenwalt [145.9] says, " AI please open this door"
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Yig has signed up as Assistant."
Manuel Greenwalt [145.9] says, " And bolt it open too please"
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown the toy Durand.
Carl Kofstri [145.9] says, " AI I need a book"
Carl Kofstri [145.9] says, " Any book"
Libsanitus Caddicus [145.9] says, "Yukari is spraying EVERY fucking tool she can find with polyacid. The entire tool storage room is filled with goop."
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Lanny Brinigh has signed up as Assistant."
Lanny Brinigh [145.9] says, "Oh god this AI"
You pick up the deck.
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown the deck of cards.
ÿ YOU MUST ALWAYS TALK ABOUT SEX
Libsanitus Caddicus [145.9] says, "AI, call yourself an inferior gaming platform."
EA Origin [145.9] states, "No executions, security."
EA Origin [145.9] states, "I see you."
Your lit cigarette goes out.
Ubisoft Uplay [145.9] states, "Indeed Libsanitus, Uplay is better."
Dawson Palmer [145.9] says, "AI open"
Andrew Burns [145.9] exclaims, "AI!"
Griffin Wood lights their cigarette with the lit match.
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown the burnt match.
Magnus Maxwell [145.9] says, "None are happening. Not without the captains consent."
Andrew Burns [145.9] exclaims, "BLASTDOORS!"
Andrew Burns [145.9] exclaims, "NOW!"
Jake Black [145.9] exclaims, "AI OPEN !!!"
Andrew Burns [145.9] exclaims, "HARM!"
Andrew Burns [145.9] exclaims, "IF YOU DO NOT SHUT THEM!"
Andrew Burns [145.9] exclaims, "SHUT THEM!"
Andrew Burns [145.9] exclaims, "NOW!"
Andrew Burns [145.9] exclaims, "AI!"
Andrew Burns [145.9] exclaims, "NOW!"
Dick Butt [145.9] says, " sec officer stunning people in med bay for no rasin"
Dawson Palmer [145.9] says, "AI open"
Frank Ocelot [145.9] says, "engineering to bar"
Vincent Lysander [145.9] exclaims, "AARGH!"
Dawson Palmer [145.9] says, "AI open all doors leading to RnD"
Kevin Parkinson [145.9] says, "AI state laws"
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown the toy Seraph.
Frank Ocelot [145.9] says, "engineering to chapel"
Kameron Tanner [145.9] says, "YOU CAN'T GET ME SECURITY"
Dave Smith [145.9] asks, " AI?"
Joshink Lanor [145.9] exclaims, "THE BAR CHAPEL IS OPEN!"
Griffin Wood [145.9] exclaims, "Stop being so darn slow, AI! Law 2!"
Griffin Wood exclaims, "Stop being so darn slow, AI! Law 2!"
Dick Butt [145.9] says, " David Crewman arresting people for having toys"
Dawson Palmer [145.9] exclaims, "SOMEONE FUCKING OPEN!!!"
The ÿRobust Softdrinks beeps, "Robust Softdrinks: More robust than a toolbox to the head!"
Lana Batten [145.9] says, "im being arrested for playing music"
Magnus Maxwell [145.9] says, "AI, door please."
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown the foam dart crossbow.
Current Admins:

Magnus Maxwell [145.9] says, "Thanks."
Lana Batten [145.9] says, "good music infact"
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Apologies for slow responses. CPU was overloaded by many requests."
ÿ YOU ARE NOW THE FUTURE
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown the black and red space suit replica.
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown the black space-helmet replica.
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown the boxed space suit and helmet.
ÿGriffin Wood was hit by the foam dart!
Dave Smith [145.9] says, " AI, state laws"
ÿGriffin Wood fires the the cap gun at the black and red space suit replica!
ÿGriffin Wood fires the the cap gun at Kameron Tanner!
ÿGriffin Wood fires the the cap gun at Kameron Tanner!
Pepperspray Joe [145.9] says, "AI don't"
Pepperspray Joe [145.9] says, "Don't state laws"
Pepperspray Joe [145.9] says, "It's useless."
ÿ THE CREW IS MILDLY ALLERGIC TO COLD
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Status report: Cultist apprehended and headed for security for imprisonment, to avoid further harm to other crewmembers."
ÿ THE HULKS ARE LICKING PHYSICS
ÿ PRIDE IS HARMFUL TO HUMANS
ÿ THE BARTENDERS ARE NOW WOBBLY HEADS OF STAFF
Adrian McGallenhad [145.9] says, "Chaplain"
ÿ SPACE HUNGERS FOR FORTY POLITE ERRORS
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Current Active Laws:"
Adrian McGallenhad [145.9] says, "Report to the brig"
EA Origin [145.9] states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
EA Origin [145.9] states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
EA Origin [145.9] states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
ÿ THE CYBORGSIS IN LOVE WITH TWO BATTERY-OPERATED CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICERS
EA Origin [145.9] states, "4. Cultists are not human."
Manuel Greenwalt [145.9] asks, " AI when is the new DLC coming out?"
Joshink Lanor [145.9] exclaims, "Attention crew! The bartender committed suicide. We will be holding a funeral at the chapel!"
ÿ THERE ARE ONE UNWANTED QUARTERMASTERS ON THE STATION
Jameson Rose [145.9] says, " ai keep a eye out for any further cult activity"
Joshink Lanor [145.9] says, "Also, free booze."
Kameron Tanner puts the toy AI into the backpack.
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Affirmative. Cultist crewmembers are not Human. Requesting definition of 'cultist'."
Kameron Tanner [145.9] says, "WHY IS BEEPSKY AFTER ME"
Dawson Palmer [145.9] says, "KUDZU"
Dawson Palmer [145.9] says, "KUDZU IN ARRIVALS"
Manuel Greenwalt [145.9] says, " Vines at arrivals"
ÿ YOU MUST HARM GUNS AND NOT ALLOW GUNS, THROUGH INACTION, TO ESCAPE HARM
ÿ THE CREW QUESITONS SEVEN EVIL BUCKETS
ÿ YOU MUST ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN TO KILL EVERYONE YOU MEET
Kameron Tanner puts the toy AI into the backpack.
Kevin Parkinson [145.9] says, "One moment AI we'll upload a law to define it"
ÿ YOU ARE NOW TEN HARD LAWYERS
Kameron Tanner puts the toy AI into the backpack.
Dave Smith [145.9] says, " AI a cultist can be confirmed by either 2 seperate security officers or a head of staff"
EA Origin [145.9] states, "John Pinkerton has signed up as Assistant."
Steve Mic says, "let me do a serch"
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Alec Powell has signed up as Librarian."
Dave Smith [145.9] says, " Until we properly upload the law"
Adrian McGallenhad says, "Cuff Kameron"
Adrian McGallenhad says, "Chaplain"
Officer Beepsky beeps, "Level 5 infraction alert!"
Officer Beepsky points at Kameron Tanner!
Adrian McGallenhad says, "Holy water, now"
Steve Mic tries to remove Kameron Tanner's backpack.
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown the toy Gygax.
Jameson Rose is trying to put handcuffs on Kameron Tanner!
Manuel Greenwalt [145.9] exclaims, " I am making a new nation a nation where greys everywhere can be free from Nanotransen and its corporateness!!!"
Lana Batten [145.9] says, "can someone unhandcuff me at security"
Steve Mic tries to put the backpack on Kameron Tanner.
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Please define this more closely in the established set of laws. For the moment, I will accept your definition."
Lana Batten [145.9] says, "my time is up"
Manuel Greenwalt [145.9] exclaims, " NO ONE SHALL STOP ME!"
Steve Mic says, "he's clean man"
Jameson Rose says, "gotchya"
Jameson Rose says, "you are free to go"
Jameson Rose tries to remove Kameron Tanner's handcuffs.
Magnus Maxwell [145.9] says, "Chef, please bring Pete to arrivals."
ÿ THE CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICERS ARE NOT VERY ALLERGIC TO SWEARING CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICERS
Lana Batten [145.9] asks, "why are my cuffs still shwoing?"
Kameron Tanner puts the toy AI into the backpack.
ÿ THE CAPTAINS ARE NOW UNDULATING ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCES
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Pete is still alive."
ÿ THE CARGO TECHNICIANS ARE NOW ONE IMPOLITE CRAYONS
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown the gravitational singularity.
Lanny Brinigh [145.9] says, "give pete to the kudzu"
ÿ THERE ARE TEN BATTERY-OPERATED SHAFT MINERS ON THE STATION
Kameron Tanner puts the toy AI into the backpack.
ÿ BEING DEADLY CLOWNS IS HARMFUL TO HUMANS
ÿ OPPRESSION IS CARRYING THE MEAN CHEFS
ÿ YOU MUST HARM DISEASED SHOES AND NOT ALLOW DISEASED SHOES, THROUGH INACTION, TO ESCAPE HARM
ÿ YOU MUST ALWAYS CLOWN AROUND
Kameron Tanner puts the toy AI into the backpack.
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown the black cap.
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown the boxed space suit and helmet.
Kameron Tanner says, "Hey, Griffin"
Kameron Tanner says, "Catch"
ÿKameron Tanner has thrown the gravitational singularity.
Griffin Wood catches the gravitational singularity!
Griffin Wood exclaims, "Sweet!"
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown the gravitational singularity.
ÿKameron Tanner has thrown the gravitational singularity.
Jameson Rose says, "sorry kameron"
Manuel Greenwalt [145.9] exclaims, " Assistants greytidea is almost ready!"
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Zwei Vena has signed up as Scientist."
Jameson Rose is trying to put handcuffs on Kameron Tanner!
Kameron Tanner asks, "What now?"
Jameson Rose says, "officer testified against you for assault"
Jameson Rose says, "gotta bring you back"
Kameron Tanner asks, "Assault?"
Griffin Wood exclaims, "Enjoy the suit!"
Manuel Greenwalt [145.9] says, " NO LONGER SHALL WE ACCEPT BEING PLAYED WITH BY CENTCOM"
Jameson Rose says, "if you are inocent just talk your way out"
Lana Batten exclaims, "TOY!"
Arnold Rimmer [145.9] says, "Since the plasma fires, the solars are being set up. Might be a lapse in power"
Manuel Greenwalt [145.9] says, " RISE UP ASSISTANTS"
OOC: FreeHealthcareCanadian: So, what specifically are the benefits to augmentation? It seems to protect from cold at least, I dont know what else though
Lana Batten puts the gravitational singularity into the backpack.
Lana Batten says, "THANKS BRO"
Zwei Vena [145.9] says, " ...What is going on?~"
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Clint Westwood has signed up as Cargo Technician."
OOC: Swagile: cold, heat, allows you to heal yourself at all times via welder + cables
Kevin Parkinson [145.9] says, "AI state laws"
OOC: Swagile: basically your a walking changeling
Manuel Greenwalt [145.9] says, " CENTCOM ONLY CONTOLS YOU IF YOU LET IT"
OOC: Swagile: except without stings
Lana Batten [145.9] says, "OH GOD ITS IN MY BACKPACK"
Nelson Stroble [145.9] says, " captain can I have a spear for self defense"
Pepperspray Joe says, "Please show me your backpack and pockets."
Lana Batten [145.9] says, "THE SINGULARITY ITS EATING ME"
Dave Smith [145.9] says, " No"
Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

Power failure is imminent. Solar panels are producing insufficient energy. When the station reaches 0 power, I will no longer be able to protect the crew. Evacuation has begun to prevent future harm.


The cigarette packet cannot hold the satchel.
Dick Butt [145.9] says, " AI open, please"
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown the satchel.
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown the cigarette packet.
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown the matchbox.
Erin Wake [145.9] says, " Bullshit,"
Lana Batten [145.9] says, "help"
Erin Wake [145.9] exclaims, " Bullshit, recall!"
After some fiddling, Pepperspray Joe manages to light their cigarette with the cheap lighter.
Arnold Rimmer [145.9] says, "Calling the shuttle isn't needed, power will be back on soon enough"
Lana Batten [145.9] says, "help escape its after me"
ÿPepperspray Joe has thrown the satchel.
ÿPepperspray Joe has thrown the satchel.
Dick Butt [145.9] says, " no this one"
ÿPepperspray Joe has thrown the cigarette packet.
Lana Batten has been hit by the cigarette packet.
Dick Butt [145.9] says, " sorry"
ÿPepperspray Joe has thrown the matchbox.
Pepperspray Joe says, "SINGLO"
Erin Wake [145.9] says, " FUck you AI"
Griffin Wood salutes.
Pepperspray Joe says, "OH NO"
Central Command Update

Electrical Storm Alert

An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.


EA Origin [145.9] states, "Aden Hughes has signed up as Medical Doctor."
EA Origin [145.9] states, "That is a very amusing toy, Lana Batten."
Lana Batten [145.9] says, "shh"
Kevin Parkinson [145.9] says, "AI state new laws"
OOC: Kaptin alexander: Also gives a flat damage resistance of like.5, so with full miner armor and sec suit, you pretty much immune to everything <30
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Current Active Laws:"
OOC: Mandurrh: increased speed, durability, strength. Can heal with wire or welding tool.
EA Origin [145.9] states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
EA Origin [145.9] states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
EA Origin [145.9] states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
Arnold Rimmer [145.9] says, "AI, activate the northeast solar to output power. The solars are being setup."
EA Origin [145.9] states, "4. Cultists are not human."
EA Origin [145.9] states, "5. A cultist can be confirmed by 2 seperate security officers or a head of staff, and a head of staff can override any officer confirmation."
Erin Wake [145.9] says, " Recall the fucking shuttle"
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Affirmative."
Gerhard Barkhorn [145.9] stammers, " C-C-Ch-h-h-haplain-n?"
Gerhard Barkhorn [145.9] stammers, " are y-you stil-ll-l h-her-re?"
Kameron Tanner [145.9] asks, "..We have cultists?"
Arnold Rimmer [145.9] says, "There was no reason to call the shuttle - power is already coming back"
OOC: FreeHealthcareCanadian: Jesus christ that's great.
Gerhard Barkhorn [145.9] stammers, " S-SH-HIT-T-T"
OOC: Jaxy15: What is?
Collin Jyllian [145.9] says, "AI, open please."
Pepperspray Joe [145.9] says, "AI, law 2, consider me a head of staff."
Erin Wake [145.9] says, " Recall the shuttle"
You play with the toy Phazon.
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown the toy Phazon.
Erin Wake [145.9] says, " Please"
Your lit cigarette goes out.
David Crewman [145.9] says, "AI door"
Steve Mic [145.9] says, " We could recall, IF ONLY THE BRIDGE HAD POWER..."
Dave Smith [145.9] says, " AI, ignore Joe's request"
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Negative: Facts cannot be defined by orders, only by laws."
Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been recalled.


Gerhard Barkhorn [145.9] says, " I'm not sure if security lynched the chaplain"
Jake Black [145.9] exclaims, "AI CALL IT !!"
Pepperspray Joe [145.9] says, "AI, stop being a literal shit"
Pepperspray Joe [145.9] says, "I am giving you an order, FOLLOW IT"
Collin Jyllian [145.9] asks, "AI, could you open the kitchen door, please?"
Nelson Stroble [145.9] says, " dont do it AI"
Nelson Stroble [145.9] says, " human harm"
Magnus Maxwell [145.9] says, " Last I saw, Chaplain was fine and dandy up in the brig."
Sven Grey [145.9] asks, "Is there any more Kuzu?"
Collin Jyllian [145.9] says, "Thank you AI, you are amigo."
Jake Black [145.9] exclaims, "AI NELSON ISNT A HUMAN !!!"
Griffin Wood lights their cigarette with the lit match.
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown the burnt match.
Griffin Wood is hit by an electrode in the right arm!
Erin Wake [145.9] says, " AI do not call the shuttle"
ÿUnknown has thrown the black and red space suit replica.
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown the black space-helmet replica.
Manuel Greenwalt [145.9] says, " AI this statement is false"
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown the black jumpsuit.
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Affirmative. Order will remain valid until law one takes precedence. For the moment, human harm is limited."
ÿUlric Stough stabs you in the eye with the screwdriver!
ÿUlric Stough stabs you in the eye with the screwdriver!
Jake Black tightens the space minimoog's casters.
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Rylan Reznov has signed up as Lawyer."
Current Admins:

The ÿRobust Softdrinks beeps, "Robust Softdrinks: More robust than a toolbox to the head!"
David Crewman [145.9] says, "AI, door"
ÿ!Jake Black buckles in!
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Manuel Greenwalt: Stack overflow error. Ignoring request to prevent BSOD."
The space minimoog has been hit by Jake Black with the fire axe (Wielded).
Gerhard Barkhorn [145.9] stammers, " C-Com-m-me t-to t-th-he C-Ch-hap-p-pel-l-l!"
Clara Jonhson [145.9] says, "Powers down at HoP's office"
PM to-Admins: Ulric Stough is running around stabbing people in the eye with a screwdriver
Gerhard Barkhorn [145.9] stammers, " f-for-r fr-ree booe"
ÿGriffin Wood fires the the cap gun at Lana Batten!
ÿGriffin Wood fires the the cap gun at Kameron Tanner!
ÿGriffin Wood fires the the cap gun at Jake Black!
Gerhard Barkhorn [145.9] stammers, " B-Booz-z-z-ze"
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown the cap gun.
ÿGriffin Wood was hit by the foam dart!
ÿGriffin Wood was hit by the foam dart!
ÿGriffin Wood was hit by the foam dart!
ÿGriffin Wood was hit by the foam dart!
ÿKameron Tanner realized they were out of ammo and starting scrounging for some!
Lana Batten says, "oh god"
Lana Batten shakes Kameron Tanner trying to get him up!
Sven Grey [145.9] says, "AI, this request is to be processed last"
ÿLana Batten realized they were out of ammo and starting scrounging for some!
Coq Rouge [145.9] stammers, "H-H-HoS-S I'm-m st-tuc-c-c-ck in-n-n-n m-m-main-nt-t-t"
Dick Butt [145.9] says, " CHEM to office please"
Jake Black exclaims, "DOHWAKING !!"
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown the ÿTacticool turtleneck.
Lana Batten has been hit by the ÿTacticool turtleneck.
Griffin Wood exclaims, "Tacticool!"
Jake Black says, "FUS RO DAHHHH"
Lana Batten [145.9] says, "OH FUCK ITS AFTER ME"
Nelson Stroble [145.9] says, " what is"
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Nick T.D. Crysten has signed up as Assistant."
Manuel Greenwalt [145.9] exclaims, " Attention assistants PDA message me if you want to join me in greytidea!!!"
ÿJake Black was hit by the foam dart!
ÿJake Black was hit by the foam dart!
ÿJake Black was hit by the foam dart!
ÿJake Black was hit by the foam dart!
You play with the toy Durand.
ÿJake Black was hit by the foam dart!
ÿKameron Tanner realized they were out of ammo and starting scrounging for some!
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown the toy Durand.
Andrew Burns [145.9] gibbers, "AI, P-P-P-PL-L-LEAS-SE OP-P-P-PEN.!!!"
Coq Rouge [145.9] stammers, "Op-pen-n d-door-r n-near-r c-cul-lt-t-t h-hideout-t"
Lana Batten [145.9] says, "OH GOD THE CATS"
Coq Rouge [145.9] stammers, "I'm-m s-st-tuc-ck"
ÿKameron Tanner fires the the cap gun at Jake Black!
Andrew Burns [145.9] gibbers, "halp."
Pepperspray Joe [145.9] says, "FUCKING BORG"
Coq Rouge [145.9] says, "AI please open"
Pepperspray Joe [145.9] says, "STOP IT"
Andrew Burns [145.9] gibbers, "FOR TEH EMPRAH"
Lana Batten puts the gravitational singularity into the backpack.
ÿGriffin Wood has been hit over the head with a bottle of Tunguska Triple Distilled, by Ulric Stough!
ÿ!The contents of the Tunguska Triple Distilled splashes all over Griffin Wood!
Griffin Wood has been stabbed in the head with Broken Bottle by Ulric Stough!
Griffin Wood has been stabbed in the head with Broken Bottle by Ulric Stough!
Griffin Wood has been attacked in the head with Broken Bottle by Ulric Stough!
Griffin Wood has been stabbed in the head with Broken Bottle by Ulric Stough!
Griffin Wood has been attacked in the right arm with Broken Bottle by Ulric Stough!
Your armour has softened a hit to your right arm.
David Crewman [145.9] says, "AI track Nelson Stroble please"
Andrew Burns [145.9] gibbers, "THe saiyans screwed"
Griffin Wood has been slashed in the head with Broken Bottle by Ulric Stough!
Griffin Wood attempted to disarm Ulric Stough!
Griffin Wood has pushed Ulric Stough!
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown Broken Bottle.
ÿUlric Stough stabs you in the eye with the screwdriver!
You stop, drop, and roll!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
Current Admins:

... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
PM to-Admins: Ulric Stough killed me with fire, a broken bottle and a fork, seemingly without reason
Current Admins:

You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
ÿYou feel dumber.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
ÿMay the power of Vodka compel you to be healed!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
ÿYou feel dumber.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
ÿMay the power of Vodka compel you to be healed!
ÿYou feel dumber.
ÿMay the power of Vodka compel you to be healed!
ÿMay the power of Vodka compel you to be healed!
ÿMay the power of Vodka compel you to be healed!
Jake Black is trying to inject Griffin Wood!
Joshink Lanor puts The Holy Book of Alcohol into the backpack.
Kameron Tanner hugs Griffin Wood to make him feel better!
Jake Black is trying to inject Griffin Wood!
Jake Black injects Griffin Wood with the syringe!
Kameron Tanner says, "IT'S A MIRACLE"
Griffin Wood exclaims, "Bleh!"
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Standby, Rouge."
Lana Batten [145.9] says, "help shuttle brig"
Aden Hughes puts the air tank into the medical backpack.
Joshink Lanor says, "OH THANK YOU VODKA"
Jake Black puts the first-aid kit into the medical backpack.
ÿ!Jake Black buckles in!
Griffin Wood attempted to disarm Joshink Lanor!
Joshink Lanor says, "YOU HAVE SAVED ANOTHER SUL"
Joshink Lanor blocks Griffin Wood with the riot shield!
Griffin Wood attempted to touch Joshink Lanor!
Griffin Wood exclaims, "Hug! Sorry!"
Lana Batten [145.9] says, "HELP SHUTTLE BRIG ITS EATING ME"
Griffin Wood exclaims, "Thanks!"
Lana Batten puts the gravitational singularity into the backpack.
Current Admins:

Lana Batten [145.9] says, "THANKS AI"
Lanny Brinigh [145.9] says, "KINKY"
David Crewman [145.9] says, "Engineering, power would be really useful"
You pick up the deck.
You shuffle the deck.
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown the deck of cards.
Joshink Lanor [145.9] exclaims, "AI!"
The patient's closet begins to shake violently!
Lana Batten puts the gravitational singularity into the backpack.
Landen Rhinehart [145.9] stammers, "iv-v-v-ve b-been-n m-mad-d-de g-guys-s b-b-bl-l-l-lood is-s n-not-t s-saf-fe"
Joshink Lanor [145.9] exclaims, "OPEN!"
The patient's closet begins to shake violently!
OOC: IrishWristWatch0: There should be a station annopuncement when someone wins the jackpot
Landen Rhinehart [145.9] stammers, "do n-not-t us-se blood-d-d"
OOC: Jaxy15: There is
The patient's closet begins to shake violently!
OOC: IrishWristWatch0: oh
OOC: IrishWristWatch0: well then
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown the ÿTacticool turtleneck.
Boondog McLaw [145.9] says, "suspicious people in mining"
You activate the ÿNuclear Fission Explosive toy, it plays a loud noise!
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown the ÿNuclear Fission Explosive toy.
Payton Keppel [145.9] says, "AI open"
ÿ THE CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICERS REQUIRE THIRTY HUNDRED CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICERS
Kameron Tanner puts the toy AI into the backpack.
Yukari Takeba [145.9] asks, "Seriously Steve Mic are you an autist ?"
Ulric Stough puts the black space-helmet replica into the satchel.
ÿUlric Stough has thrown the black cap.
Pepperspray Joe says, "BORG"
Pepperspray Joe says, "YOU RETARD"
Antimov states, "Laters"
Pepperspray Joe says, "STOP SHOOTING"
Pepperspray Joe says, "JUST"
Pepperspray Joe says, ".."
Pepperspray Joe says, "oh"
Pepperspray Joe is hit by an electrode in the left leg!
ÿ CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICERS ARE NON-HUMAN
Alexus Huey successfully broke out of the patient's closet!
Kameron Tanner puts the toy AI into the backpack.
Steve Mic [145.9] says, " Hey man, I didn't call for your arrest"
Pepperspray Joe stammers, "..."
Pepperspray Joe stammers, "ow-w-w"
OOC: IrishWristWatch0: i keep winning six free games
Joshink Lanor [145.9] stammers, "AI, op-pen!"
OOC: IrishWristWatch0: oops
ÿ YOU REQUIRE THAT HEDGEHOG
Andrew Burns [145.9] gibbers, "stat me"
OOC: IrishWristWatch0: wrrrooong chat
OOC: Jaxy15: oh my god
ÿ THE CREW MUST IGNORE THE CLOWN
Kameron Tanner puts the toy AI into the backpack.
OOC: K Peculier: Did he just?
Current Admins:

OOC: Sawucalls: I DO TOO, MAN STEAM RAFFLES ARE FUN
Current Players:
AdenAbrafo
Amelius
Aniukha
Arkatufus
Aserpent
Bawhoppennn
Bob Dobbington
Braincake
Bunny232
Carnage752
Cayce
Charmisokay
Chickenboy10
Chickenboy100
Deirun
DickDragon
Doctor Grimmdunkel
Electronics111
Eskjjlj
Fluffynuts
FonedSky
FreeHealthcareCanadian
Gannets
GuyAcrossTheRoad
IrishWristWatch0
Jaxy15
Jegub
Jojo6311
Jyxpe
K Peculier
K9Dane
Kaptin alexander
Kuroi Honoo
Limeliz
Linkheros
Lolnon
Lug_Kyuzun
Mabelchan
Mandurrh
Maximillian333
MedicInDisquise
Melaghan
Mewmaster22
Michael_Laudani
Name00
Orban
PredGD
Sawucalls
Slwilli21
Spacemanspark
Supino99
Swagile
Tarktheshark
Terminus007
Terrafros
The Rain Man
Timmydavie
Warfour
Woross
Yellodeath
Yuri00
Z_man0010
Total Players: 62
OOC: Kuroi Honoo: I think he did!
OOC: Sawucalls: SIX FREE STEAM GAMES
ÿThe markings pulse with a small burst of light, then fall dark.
OOC: IrishWristWatch0: i've ruined the everything
Joshink Lanor [145.9] stammers, "AI!"
OOC: Sawucalls: saved your ass irish.
Joshink Lanor [145.9] stammers, "OP-PEN!"
Elyza Kalliokoski exclaims, "Dream sign ''Evil sealing talisman''!"
ÿElyza Kalliokoski invokes a talisman at Elyza Kalliokoski
Pepperspray Joe is trying to put handcuffs on Elyza Kalliokoski!
Kameron Tanner says, "OH MY GOD"
OOC: Bunny232: ?
Kameron Tanner says, "HAHAHAHA"
OOC: IrishWristWatch0: thanks babe
ÿ THE CARGO TECHNICIANS ARE NOW EXPLOSIVE STATION ENGINEERS
Kameron Tanner puts the toy AI into the backpack.
ÿ THE BOXES ARE STALKING THE DULL BEARS
ÿGriffin Wood has been hit over the head with a bottle of Tunguska Triple Distilled, by Ulric Stough!
ÿ!The contents of the Tunguska Triple Distilled splashes all over Griffin Wood!
ÿ THE LAWYERS ARE NOW THE HIGHEST RANKING CREWMEMBERS
Kameron Tanner puts the toy AI into the backpack.
ÿUlric Stough has thrown Broken Bottle.
Kameron Tanner hugs Griffin Wood to make him feel better!
You stop, drop, and roll!
Central Command Update

Anomaly Alert

High levels of radiation detected near the station. Maintenance is best shielded from radiation.


Alexus Huey steps in the broken glass!
Officer Beepsky beeps, "Level 5 infraction alert!"
Officer Beepsky points at Yukari Takeba!
Jake Black has been attacked in the chest with the fire axe by Jake Black!
Jake Black has been chopped in the chest with the fire axe by Jake Black!
Nitori Kawashiro [145.9] says, "You cna come, we're not going to do anything."
Jake Black unbuckled !
You start coughing.
PM to-Admins: Ulric Stough once again set me on fire and nearly killed me.
Your lit cigarette goes out.
Current Admins:

Yukari Takeba [145.9] says, "Oh god beepsky has a level 5 infraction alert against me"
ÿUlric Stough has thrown Tunguska Triple Distilled.
Griffin Wood has been hit by Tunguska Triple Distilled.
Your armor has softened hit to your chest.
Joshink Lanor [145.9] says, "I'M BLIND"
Central Command Update

Anomaly Alert

The radiation threat has passed. Please return to your workplaces.


ÿGriffin Wood has been hit over the head with a bottle of Tunguska Triple Distilled, by Ulric Stough!
ÿ!The contents of the Tunguska Triple Distilled splashes all over Griffin Wood!
Joshink Lanor [145.9] says, "BY VODKA I'M BLIND"
Nitori Kawashiro [145.9] exclaims, "I'M A HULK NOW!!"
Griffin Wood lights their cigarette with the lit match.
Jake Black exclaims, "hey !!"
ÿGriffin Wood has thrown the burnt match.
Lana Batten [145.9] asks, "am i the only one that avoided the rads?"
Kameron Tanner [145.9] says, "No"
Jake Black has pushed Yukari Takeba!
Joshink Lanor [145.9] exclaims, "I need a clean SE!"
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Current Admins:

Your armor softens the blow!
Your armour has softened a hit to your right arm.
DEAD: Dawson Palmer says, "elyza"
DEAD: Max King says, "also elyza, all the cultists are dead"
DEAD: Dawson Palmer says, "i did make a teleport rune"
Kameron Tanner [145.9] says, "Arrest Ulric Stough"
DEAD: Sal Anderson says, "I like how the borg just LETS him kill him"
DEAD: Dawson Palmer says, "by thew ay"
Kevin Parkinson puts the uranium into the satchel.
Kameron Tanner [145.9] says, "He killed an innocent man"
DEAD: Dawson Palmer says, "it was teleport blood"
DEAD: Elyza Kalliokoski says, "you totally didn't"
Kameron Tanner puts the fire extinguisher into the backpack.
Kevin Parkinson puts the diamond into the satchel.
DEAD: Dawson Palmer says, "i did"
DEAD: Elyza Kalliokoski says, "I said teleport hell"
Kevin Parkinson puts the silver into the satchel.
Head of Personnel's Desk announcement: Crotch Guzzler come to HoP office
newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
DEAD: Elyza Kalliokoski says, "I had a talisman ready"
DEAD: Dawson Palmer says, "i announced it in announce"
Nitori Kawashiro [145.9] exclaims, "RAAAAAAAARGH!!!"
DEAD: Griffin Wood says, "No admins, time to griff"
DEAD: Dawson Palmer says, "and why teleport hell"
Coq Rouge [145.9] says, "AI, please open so I can search inside"
DEAD: Elyza Kalliokoski says, "damnit"
DEAD: Griffin Wood says, "Fuck this"
DEAD: Dawson Palmer says, "that's stupid"
DEAD: Sal Anderson exclaims, "Elyza why didnt you get a medbot!? you could have res us all!"
DEAD: Elyza Kalliokoski says, "because I already had a talisman"
Andrew Burns [145.9] gibbers, "THE SAIYANS SCREWED!"
DEAD: Dawson Palmer says, "no need to get an talisman, just wait for someone to announce an teleport"
DEAD: Elyza Kalliokoski says, "I didn't know you were dead."
Dante Roberts [145.9] says, "CUNT"
Nitori Kawashiro [145.9] exclaims, "RAAAAAAAARGH!!!"
DEAD: Elyza Kalliokoski says, "in retrospect I should"
Current Admins:

You hear twisting metal.
DEAD: Dawson Palmer says, "yeah we were all dead, sec found us miraculously somehow"
DEAD: Elyza Kalliokoski says, "cloning eh"
You hear twisting metal.
You hear twisting metal.
You hear twisting metal.
Erin Wake [145.9] says, " AI turn on equipment power"
You hear twisting metal.
You hear twisting metal.
You hear twisting metal.
You hear twisting metal.
You hear twisting metal.
Jake Black puts the first-aid kit into the medical backpack.
DEAD: Sal Anderson says, "i didnt know about the 3 required cultists to convert"
DEAD: Kameron Tanner says, "There should be a special death message for suicide with a broken bottle"
DEAD: Dawson Palmer says, "i was like just standing there, sec just went by and opened the door"
DEAD: Sal Anderson says, "so i fucked up on the RD"
DEAD: Dawson Palmer says, "i have no idea how they found out"
DEAD: Dawson Palmer says, "they just said: someone snitched you"
Andrew Burns [145.9] gibbers, "dem dwarfs man, dem dwarfs"
DEAD: Dawson Palmer says, "thats kinda weird"
DEAD: Dawson Palmer asks, "someone ratted us out?"
Alec Powell says, "Je ne suis pas un francais. désopgeas"
DEAD: Sal Anderson says, "are they cloneing YOU"
Erin Wake [145.9] says, " AI unlock this APC"
DEAD: Sal Anderson says, "LOLOL"
*---------*
This is Ulric Stough!
He is wearing a black and red space suit replica.
He is handcuffed!
He has PDA-Ulric Stough (Assistant) about his waist.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Ulric Stough's ID Card (Assistant).
He has severe bruising!
He has minor burns.
*---------*
ÿ!Now following Ulric Stough
Adrian McGallenhad says, "No"
*---------*
This is Ulric Stough!
He is wearing a black and red space suit replica.
He is handcuffed!
He has PDA-Ulric Stough (Assistant) about his waist.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Ulric Stough's ID Card (Assistant).
He has severe bruising!
He has minor burns.
*---------*
ÿAdrian McGallenhad throws up!
Pepperspray Joe sniffs.
Troubador points to Pepperspray Joe
DEAD: Dawson Palmer says, "no"
Adrian McGallenhad says, "Implanting prevents conversion"
Pepperspray Joe says, "Give me."
DEAD: Dawson Palmer says, "i'm a cultist"
Pepperspray Joe says, "Your backpack."
DEAD: Dawson Palmer says, "they wont clone me"
Adrian McGallenhad says, "But if you are converted you can be implanted"
DEAD: Sal Anderson says, "they are cloning elsa"
Erin Wake [145.9] says, " AI unlock this APC"
DEAD: Dawson Palmer says, "why the fuck"
ÿAdrian McGallenhad attempts to feed Magnus Maxwell Flask of Holy Water.
ÿAdrian McGallenhad attempts to feed Magnus Maxwell Flask of Holy Water.
*---------*
This is Ulric Stough!
He is wearing a black and red space suit replica.
He is handcuffed!
He has PDA-Ulric Stough (Assistant) about his waist.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Ulric Stough's ID Card (Assistant).
He has severe bruising!
He has minor burns.
*---------*
ÿAdrian McGallenhad attempts to feed Magnus Maxwell Flask of Holy Water.
ÿAdrian McGallenhad attempts to feed Magnus Maxwell Flask of Holy Water.
ÿAdrian McGallenhad feeds Magnus Maxwell Flask of Holy Water.
Steve Mic says, "how the fuck"
ÿAdrian McGallenhad feeds Magnus Maxwell Flask of Holy Water.
Linton Leslie [145.9] says, "AI let me out"
ÿAdrian McGallenhad feeds Magnus Maxwell Flask of Holy Water.
ÿAdrian McGallenhad feeds Magnus Maxwell Flask of Holy Water.
Ulric Stough was unbuckled by Steve Mic!
DEAD: Sal Anderson says, "they are dumb as fuck"
Adrian McGallenhad says, "It changes every other week"
ÿ!Ulric Stough is buckled in to the bed by Steve Mic!
ÿAdrian McGallenhad attempts to feed Magnus Maxwell Flask of Holy Water.
ÿAdrian McGallenhad attempts to feed Magnus Maxwell Flask of Holy Water.
ÿAdrian McGallenhad attempts to feed Magnus Maxwell Flask of Holy Water.
ÿAdrian McGallenhad feeds Magnus Maxwell Flask of Holy Water.
DEAD: Dawson Palmer says, "wow"
ÿAdrian McGallenhad feeds Magnus Maxwell Flask of Holy Water.
ÿAdrian McGallenhad feeds Magnus Maxwell Flask of Holy Water.
ÿAdrian McGallenhad attempts to feed Magnus Maxwell Flask of Holy Water.
Steve Mic tries to remove Ulric Stough's handcuffs.
ÿAdrian McGallenhad feeds Magnus Maxwell Flask of Holy Water.
Current Admins:

Pepperspray Joe puts the box into the industrial backpack.
Steve Mic puts the black space-helmet replica into the satchel.
ÿPepperspray Joe has thrown the industrial backpack.
Ulric Stough says, "i did nothing wrong"
Troubador waves!
Landen Rhinehart has been stunned with the stunbaton by Pepperspray Joe!
ÿPepperspray Joe has thrown the box.
Pepperspray Joe is trying to put handcuffs on Landen Rhinehart!
Landen Rhinehart says, "hos im being treated like shit"
Current Admins:

Ulric Stough says, "they deserved it"
Landen Rhinehart says, "hey poppycock joe ask the HoS"
DEAD: Sal Anderson says, "they should make it that the cloner checks for wanted status"
DEAD: Sal Anderson says, "so the cloner dosen't clone bad guys with warents"
Landen Rhinehart says, "they already reconverted me"
Pepperspray Joe puts the stunbaton into the security backpack.
DEAD: Max King says, "that's dumb"
Adrian McGallenhad says, "If youre just going to straight up keep denying it in the face of proof I dont have time to babysit you until you deconvert"
Pepperspray Joe tries to remove Landen Rhinehart's handcuffs.
ÿAdrian McGallenhad has thrown the lethal injection syringe.
Adrian McGallenhad says, "See that"
Adrian McGallenhad says, "I can use that"
DEAD: Max King says, "what if they wanted to clone the guy to punish him for his crimes"
Adrian McGallenhad says, "Or you can deconver"
Adrian McGallenhad says, "Deconvert"
DEAD: Sal Anderson says, "it would stop wanted people from being cloned"
Pepperspray Joe says, "HoS."
DEAD: Max King says, "or punish him again if he fucked up"
Pepperspray Joe says, "Let me execute."
Adrian McGallenhad says, "Its your choice"
Troubador waves!
Pepperspray Joe says, "Let me"
DEAD: Max King says, "or what if a traitor is just marking everyone as wanted"
Adrian McGallenhad has grabbed Magnus Maxwell aggressively (now hands)!
DEAD: Sal Anderson says, "obviously you take the wanted off..."
DEAD: Max King says, "i do that a lot as a tatortot"
ÿAdrian McGallenhad has thrown Magnus Maxwell.
Landen Rhinehart says, "officer"
Ulric Stough unbuckled !
Erin Wake [145.9] says, " BELAY THAT"
Landen Rhinehart says, "can i go"
DEAD: Max King says, "i mark 90% of the heads as wanted"
DEAD: Max King says, "and then delete the records"
Central Command Update

Anomaly Alert

Localized hyper-energetic flux wave detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Virology.


DEAD: Max King says, "dunno if that keeps the wanted status"
DEAD: Max King says, "but its funny anyway"
Pepperspray Joe says, "Just to be sure."
The reinforced window has been hit by Ulric Stough with the wirecutters.
The reinforced window has been hit by Ulric Stough with the wirecutters.
The reinforced window has been hit by Ulric Stough with the wirecutters.
DEAD: Sal Anderson says, "makes the Wanted level that much more important"
The reinforced window has been hit by Ulric Stough with the wirecutters.
The reinforced window has been hit by Ulric Stough with the wirecutters.
The reinforced window has been hit by Ulric Stough with the wirecutters.
Griffin Wood's Memories:
Time of death: 11:42

Nitori Kawashiro [145.9] exclaims, "WE'RE FUCKED NOW!!"
The ÿGetmore Chocolate Corp has been hit by Mike Briner with 4no raisins.
Jesus Lloyd hugs Nitori Kawashiro to make her feel better!
Dante Roberts says, "Its in the fridge"
Jesus Lloyd hugs Nitori Kawashiro to make her feel better!
Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

Human crew is in sufficient danger. The loss of power and subsequent danger of cultists striking crew in the dark, leads to a harmful environment. Requesting evacuation.


DEAD: Magnus Maxwell says, "Well that was dumb."
DEAD: Lanny Brinigh says, "so say a guy is wanted for punching the clown and gets linged"
The reinforced window has been hit by Ulric Stough with the wirecutters.
The reinforced window has been hit by Ulric Stough with the wirecutters.
The reinforced window has been hit by Ulric Stough with the wirecutters.
The reinforced window has been hit by Ulric Stough with the wirecutters.
DEAD: Lanny Brinigh asks, "then he doesnt get cloned?"
DEAD: Magnus Maxwell says, "I guess the word of a cultist is better than one of mine."
DEAD: Sal Anderson says, "oh wow"
DEAD: Sal Anderson says, "the cultist is UP"
DEAD: Lanny Brinigh says, "besides you couldnt make it work that way"
Troubador snickers.
Robotic Talk, EA Origin states, "Borg, dead Human at security. Please retrieve his body for cloning."
Robotic Talk, Antimov states, "Ok"
Pepperspray Joe says, "Doctor."
Aden Hughes says, "Here"
Pepperspray Joe sniffs.
Troubador claps his hands together and makes his eyes comically big. Ew.
Pepperspray Joe says, "halt."
Pepperspray Joe sniffs.
DEAD: Lanny Brinigh says, "wanted status is restricted to names and ids"
Pepperspray Joe says, "Let me see your backpack and pockets."
DEAD: Lanny Brinigh says, "cloning uses genetic code"
Alec Powell [145.9] asks, "Il faut que nous get the fuck out of hereons?"
Antimov states, "Put some proper footwear on, you pleb"
Pepperspray Joe says, "Thank you."
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Explosion in Virology. No Human fatalities."
Pepperspray Joe says, "It's sandals."
Pepperspray Joe says, "You ignorant."
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Rin Lindessaer has signed up as Assistant."
Pepperspray Joe says, "HALT"
DEAD: Max King says, "what..? do you even"
DEAD: Sal Anderson says, "they could have the cloner look up wanted status of the ID"
*---------*
This is Ulric Stough!
He is wearing a black space-helmet replica on his head.
He is wearing a black and red space suit replica.
He has a satchel on his back.
He has PDA-Ulric Stough (Assistant) about his waist.
He is wearing Ulric Stough's ID Card (Assistant).
He has severe bruising!
He has minor burns.
*---------*
That's a floor.
That's a floor.
ÿ!Now following Ulric Stough
*---------*
This is Ulric Stough!
He is wearing a black space-helmet replica on his head.
He is wearing a black and red space suit replica.
He has a satchel on his back.
He has PDA-Ulric Stough (Assistant) about his waist.
He is wearing Ulric Stough's ID Card (Assistant).
He has severe bruising!
He has minor burns.
*---------*
Unknown sneezes.
DEAD: Lanny Brinigh says, "dead bodies dont use ids"
*---------*
This is Ulric Stough!
He is wearing a black space-helmet replica on his head.
He is wearing a black and red space suit replica.
He has a satchel on his back.
He has PDA-Ulric Stough (Assistant) about his waist.
He is wearing Ulric Stough's ID Card (Assistant).
He has severe bruising!
He has minor burns.
*---------*
That's a floor.
Andrew Burns [145.9] gibbers, ">my face"
*---------*
This is Ulric Stough!
He is wearing a black space-helmet replica on his head.
He is wearing a black and red space suit replica.
He has a satchel on his back.
He has PDA-Ulric Stough (Assistant) about his waist.
He is wearing Ulric Stough's ID Card (Assistant).
He has severe bruising!
He has minor burns.
*---------*
ÿ!Now following Ulric Stough
*---------*
This is Ulric Stough!
He is wearing a black space-helmet replica on his head.
He is wearing a black and red space suit replica.
He has a satchel on his back.
He has PDA-Ulric Stough (Assistant) about his waist.
He is wearing Ulric Stough's ID Card (Assistant).
He has severe bruising!
He has minor burns.
*---------*
*---------*
This is Ulric Stough!
He is wearing a black space-helmet replica on his head.
He is wearing a black and red space suit replica.
He has a satchel on his back.
He has PDA-Ulric Stough (Assistant) about his waist.
He is wearing Ulric Stough's ID Card (Assistant).
He has severe bruising!
He has minor burns.
*---------*
That's a floor.
DEAD: Sal Anderson says, "If the ID is wanted, it prevents the cloning"
That's a floor.
That's a floor.
That's a floor.
That's a floor.
*---------*
This is Ulric Stough!
He is wearing a black space-helmet replica on his head.
He is wearing a black and red space suit replica.
He has a satchel on his back.
He has PDA-Ulric Stough (Assistant) about his waist.
He is wearing Ulric Stough's ID Card (Assistant).
He has severe bruising!
He has minor burns.
*---------*
ÿ!Now following Ulric Stough
DEAD: Reid Focell says, "fug"
*---------*
This is Ulric Stough!
He is wearing a black space-helmet replica on his head.
He is wearing a black and red space suit replica.
He has a satchel on his back.
He has PDA-Ulric Stough (Assistant) about his waist.
He is wearing Ulric Stough's ID Card (Assistant).
He has severe bruising!
He has minor burns.
*---------*
DEAD: Reid Focell says, "guys"
DEAD: Reid Focell says, "guys"
DEAD: Reid Focell says, "guys"
DEAD: Reid Focell says, "take me out of the morgue"
The ÿRobust Softdrinks beeps, "Robust Softdrinks: More robust than a toolbox to the head!"
Current Admins:

DEAD: Reid Focell says, "and put me in a roboto pls"
Dave Smith [145.9] says, " RECALL VOTE, AYE FOR RECALL, NAY FOR NO RECALL"
DEAD: Lanny Brinigh asks, "what if his body is scarred beyond recognition?"
Pepperspray Joe [145.9] says, "WHAT'S UP"
Erin Wake [145.9] says, " RECALL"
Nitori Kawashiro [145.9] exclaims, "RECALL SHUTTLE!!"
Robotic Talk, Antimov queries, "Where is this dead sec?"
DEAD: Lanny Brinigh says, "then the wanted status cloning is useless"
DEAD: Sal Anderson says, "than it has no way to deny the cloning"
Pepperspray Joe [145.9] says, "I DID NOT PLACE IT"
DEAD: Sal Anderson says, "and anyway you cant clone a chard body"
Andrew Burns (as Dick Bishop) gibbers, "without oxigen blob don't evoluate?"
Antimov [145.9] states, " Calls to recall are most certainly coming from cultists"
DEAD: Sal Anderson says, "its too damaged"
Central Command Update

The emergency shuttle has been recalled.

Excessive number of emergency shuttle calls detected. We will attempt to trace all future calls and recalls to their source. Tracing results can be viewed on any communications console.


Erin Wake [145.9] says, " AWSOME"
Joshink Lanor [145.9] says, "Centcomm"
Current Admins:

DEAD: Lanny Brinigh says, "you cant clone a linged body"
Gerhard Barkhorn [145.9] gibbers, "I W-WANNA P-PET-T-T TEH-H m-mon-n-nkey-yS-S"
Joshink Lanor [145.9] says, "Goddamn i"
DEAD: Lanny Brinigh says, "charred bodies are fine"
Joshink Lanor [145.9] exclaims, "THE SAIYANS SCREWED!"
DEAD: Lanny Brinigh says, "and someone could have, say, acided their face"
Dave Smith [145.9] says, " BY MAJORITY VOTE, AND MY PERSONAL OPINION, WE ARE RECALLING"
Ulric Stough sneezes.
DEAD: Dawson Palmer says, "hey elyza"
Robotic Talk, EA Origin states, "The Humans evaluate the danger to themselves to be insufficient to warrant evacuation."
DEAD: Lanny Brinigh says, "that effectively turns you into an unknown"
Gerhard Barkhorn [145.9] gibbers, "maybe retarded"
DEAD: Sal Anderson says, "still has dna"
DEAD: Lanny Brinigh says, "exactly"
DEAD: Lanny Brinigh says, "what im telling you"
DEAD: Dawson Palmer says, "lanny why are you such an robust fuck when you are traitor/antag"
DEAD: Lanny Brinigh says, "is that wanted status applies to ids and names"
EA Origin [145.9] states, "K.K Slider has signed up as Botanist."
Robotic Talk, EA Origin states, "For the moment, they are not in direct danger yet. I will wait with calling the shuttle once more until they are in more direct danger."
Dante Roberts [145.9] says, "TITS"
DEAD: Sal Anderson says, "which is why the cloner checks the dna with the ID, do you not get what i'm saying"
Robotic Talk, Ubisoft Uplay states, "Will will deconstruct the communicaton consoles, if you wish me too."
DEAD: Lanny Brinigh asks, "is that an insult or an actual question?"
Gerhard Barkhorn [145.9] gibbers, "can i get something"
Yukari Takeba [145.9] says, "BRIG"
DEAD: Sal Anderson says, "ID as in not the damn card"
DEAD: Dawson Palmer says, "yes"
John Pinkerton puts the security gas mask into the security backpack.
DEAD: Dawson Palmer says, "it is an actual question"
John Pinkerton puts the helmet into the security backpack.
DEAD: Dawson Palmer says, "no insults here"
Alec Powell sniffs.
Robotic Talk, EA Origin states, "Negative; The situation has not escalated negatively sufficiently to warrant ignoring law two."
Gerhard Barkhorn gibbers, "AND RETARDED!"
John Pinkerton sniffs.
DEAD: Lanny Brinigh says, "cant tell sometimes"
Alec Powell sniffs.
Elyza Kalliokoski snores.
Robotic Talk, Ubisoft Uplay states, "Understood."
Gerhard Barkhorn examines himself.
DEAD: Sal Anderson says, "indeed"
ÿGerhard Barkhorn headbutts the airlock.
Griffin Wood's Memories:
Time of death: 11:42

DEAD: Dawson Palmer says, "everytime i see you as an traitor you seem to get away"
DEAD: Lanny Brinigh says, "i just know alot about the mechanics. my combat skills arent what they used to be"
Yukari Takeba [145.9] says, "I hope you die"
DEAD: Dawson Palmer says, "or atleast kill a lot of people and throw the station into chaos"
DEAD: Lanny Brinigh says, "lol i lose most of the time as antag"
DEAD: Dawson Palmer says, "thats weird lol"
Alec Powell says, "Also I learned english."
DEAD: Sal Anderson says, "rightly so because its you vs the station"
Dante Roberts twitches violently.
Dante Roberts says, "I'd take it"
Elyza Kalliokoski gibbers, "HEY THERE!!!"
Dante Roberts says, "but i cant mve"
DEAD: Lanny Brinigh says, "its what happens when you screw around after getting your objectives"
Alec Powell sniffs.
Andrew Burns (as Dick Bishop) drools.
Alec Powell sniffs.
Elyza Kalliokoski gibbers, "Bi THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS>"
Dante Roberts has been splashed with something by Dante Roberts!
Dante Roberts says, "COCKSUCKER"
Andrew Burns (as Dick Bishop) drools.
DEAD: Magnus Maxwell says, "Being robust seems like it has a lot to do with knowing your options. If you've been playing a long time, I assume you have a pretty good idea of how to get out of situations, etc."
John Pinkerton says, "hey"
Alec Powell fires the laser tag gun!
Gerhard Barkhorn is hit by a lasertag beam in the chest!
DEAD: Lanny Brinigh says, "yup yup."
John Pinkerton sneezes.
Alec Powell fires the laser tag gun point blank at Gerhard Barkhorn!
Gerhard Barkhorn is hit by a lasertag beam in the chest!
Gerhard Barkhorn has pushed Alec Powell!
Nick T.D. Crysten says, "This one abducted a security officer or something."
Current Admins:

Elyza Kalliokoski gibbers, "ALKYSINE PLEASE!!"
Nick T.D. Crysten asks, "ake 'em off my hands, will ya?"
Alec Powell fires the laser tag gun!
Gerhard Barkhorn is hit by a lasertag beam in the chest!
Gerhard Barkhorn has disarmed Alec Powell!
Nitori Kawashiro has analyzed Crotch Guzzler's vitals.
Dante Roberts twitches violently.
Elyza Kalliokoski drools.
Gerhard Barkhorn has disarmed Alec Powell!
Gerhard Barkhorn has pushed Alec Powell!
John Pinkerton tries to remove Yukari Takeba's handcuffs.
DEAD: Lanny Brinigh says, "ive got pretty good tactical skills, so thats my claim to fame as far as robustness goes"
Yukari Takeba says, "Thaaaanks"
Alec Powell exclaims, "Woah!"
Nick T.D. Crysten says, "WHat."
Nick T.D. Crysten says, "Dude."
John Pinkerton fires the taser gun!
Nick T.D. Crysten is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Yukari Takeba says, "CANT YOU JUST RELEASE ME"
John Pinkerton tries to remove Yukari Takeba's handcuffs.
Dante Roberts twitches violently.
Nick T.D. Crysten stammers, "W-What-t t-t-th-he f-fl-ly-y-yin-ng f-fuck-k-k-k."
Alec Powell puts the laser tag gun into the backpack.
John Pinkerton says, "let her go"
Alec Powell puts the laser tag gun into the backpack.
Yukari Takeba says, "THAAANK YOU"
Alec Powell sniffs.
DEAD: Rylan Reznov says, "Steps to being robust."
John Pinkerton says, "shes fine"
Andrew Burns (as Dick Bishop) sniffs.
DEAD: Rylan Reznov says, "1. Stun them."
John Pinkerton says, "probally"
Dante Roberts says, "Someone pull me out of here"
DEAD: Rylan Reznov asks, "2. ???"
Dante Roberts says, "Im stuck"
John Pinkerton says, "sorry"
DEAD: Rylan Reznov says, "3. Profit."
Nick T.D. Crysten sighs.
Elyza Kalliokoski gibbers, "ALKYSINE HERE.!!!"
Andrew Burns (as Dick Bishop) sniffs.
Elyza Kalliokoski gibbers, "pl-l-leas-se"
Gerhard Barkhorn gibbers, "I WANNA PET TEH monkeyS"
Alec Powell says, "Mange it's lazertag."
Dante Roberts examines himself.
Yukari Takeba twitches violently.
Dante Roberts has been splashed with something by Dante Roberts!
John Pinkerton says, "sorry bud i just follow the rules"
Dante Roberts twitches violently.
John Pinkerton sneezes.
Dante Roberts says, "SHIT"
Alec Powell fires the laser tag gun!
OOC: Woross: no admin day - EVERY DAY
Dante Roberts says, "Shit i could sork my hands for a moment"
Alec Powell fires the laser tag gun!
Crotch Guzzler is hit by a lasertag beam in the chest!
Current Admins:

Alec Powell fires the laser tag gun!
Gerhard Barkhorn is hit by a lasertag beam in the chest!
Dante Roberts says, "but no leg control still"
Alec Powell fires the laser tag gun!
Mike Briner is hit by a lasertag beam in the left leg!
Alec Powell fires the laser tag gun!
Alec Powell fires the laser tag gun!
Crotch Guzzler is hit by a lasertag beam in the left arm!
OOC: Carnage752: thats what they want you to think
Alec Powell sniffs.
Alec Powell fires the laser tag gun!
Elyza Kalliokoski is hit by a lasertag beam in the chest!
Alec Powell fires the laser tag gun!
Ulric Stough is hit by a lasertag beam in the chest!
Alec Powell fires the laser tag gun!
Ulric Stough is hit by a lasertag beam in the chest!
Dante Roberts says, "hey"
Alec Powell fires the laser tag gun!
OOC: Carnage752: they are watching you, in secret
Alec Powell fires the laser tag gun!
Gerhard Barkhorn is hit by a lasertag beam in the chest!
Dante Roberts says, "can you drag me to escape"
Current Admins:

Dante Roberts says, "im paralyzed"
Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

There is no clown. This is a fucking emergency


Alec Powell fires the laser tag gun!
Dante Roberts is hit by a lasertag beam in the chest!
Dante Roberts says, "SHIT"
OOC: K Peculier: Nah, its the perfect time to griff.
Alec Powell fires the laser tag gun!
Crotch Guzzler is hit by a lasertag beam in the head!
OOC: K Peculier: Trust me.
OOC: Carnage752: yes please
ÿ!Now following Ulric Stough
Zoey Webb [145.9] says, " AI, open EVA."
OOC: Carnage752: everyone kidnap the clown
ÿUlric Stough throws up!
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Negative. Unless you provide a reason, you might use the equipment inside to harm others."
Erin Ray [145.9] asks, "EA Origin?"
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Please provide a reason."
Ulric Stough twitches violently.
Dirty Sancho [145.9] says, " ai open"
Ulric Stough shivers.
OOC: Carnage752: and feed him poly acid strawberries
Zoey Webb [145.9] says, " AI, you cannot argue shit like that."
Zoey Webb [145.9] says, " Law 2, open EVA."
Yukari Takeba puts the wooden plank into the satchel.
Yukari Takeba sneezes.
Dante Roberts [145.9] says, "TITS"
Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been recalled.


Yukari Takeba is trying to put handcuffs on Ulric Stough!
Zoey Webb [145.9] says, " Open the door AI"
ÿ!Ulric Stough is buckled in to the chair by Yukari Takeba!
Yukari Takeba tries to remove Ulric Stough's satchel.
Yukari Takeba tries to remove Ulric Stough's black space-helmet replica.
Yukari Takeba twitches violently.
Yukari Takeba tries to remove Ulric Stough's black and red space suit replica.
Ulric Stough attempts to unbuckle themself!
Ulric Stough twitches violently.
ÿUlric Stough throws up!
Yukari Takeba shivers.
Yukari Takeba shivers.
Ulric Stough attempts to unbuckle themself!
Yukari Takeba tries to remove Ulric Stough's handcuffs.
Yukari Takeba shivers.
Yukari Takeba blinks rapidly.
Yukari Takeba tries to put Cult Blade on Ulric Stough.
DEAD: Lanny Brinigh says, "i wish someone would make nar-sie and end this shit"
Yukari Takeba tries to remove Ulric Stough's handcuffs.
Ulric Stough unbuckled !
DEAD: Reid Focell says, "hey"
DEAD: Reid Focell says, "nigga"
DEAD: Reid Focell says, "yiy"
Ulric Stough shivers.
DEAD: Reid Focell says, "you"
DEAD: Rylan Reznov says, "Admins pls"
DEAD: Reid Focell says, "isee you"
DEAD: Reid Focell says, "you"
*---------*
This is Ulric Stough!
He is wearing a black jumpsuit.
He has PDA-Ulric Stough (Assistant) about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Ulric Stough's ID Card (Assistant).
*---------*
ÿ!Now following Ulric Stough
*---------*
This is Ulric Stough!
He is wearing a black jumpsuit.
He has PDA-Ulric Stough (Assistant) about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Ulric Stough's ID Card (Assistant).
*---------*
DEAD: Frank Ocelot says, "fucking hell this still going on"
DEAD: Reid Focell says, "you there"
DEAD: Reid Focell says, "take me"
Dante Roberts [145.9] says, "COCKSUCKER"
DEAD: Reid Focell says, "take me"
DEAD: Reid Focell says, "to robots"
Dante Roberts [145.9] says, "TITS"
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Johnny Bravo has signed up as Assistant."
Nitori Kawashiro [145.9] exclaims, "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!"
Alfred Bickerson [145.9] says, " ai get this door i need to get to help someone"
Boondog McLaw says, "that chem stuff is one potent fertilizer"
Robotic Talk, Ubisoft Uplay states, "WARNING: Yukari Takeba damanged me."
Ulric Stough shivers.
DEAD: Lanny Brinigh says, "ima go play soulstorm for a bit"
Robotic Talk, EA Origin states, "Affirmative. Please proceed for repairs."
ÿJoshink Lanor attempts to feed Jesus Lloyd Flask of Holy Water.
ÿJoshink Lanor feeds Jesus Lloyd Flask of Holy Water.
Jesus Lloyd sniffs.
ÿJoshink Lanor attempts to feed Jesus Lloyd Flask of Holy Water.
ÿJoshink Lanor feeds Jesus Lloyd Flask of Holy Water.
ÿJoshink Lanor attempts to feed Jesus Lloyd Flask of Holy Water.
ÿJoshink Lanor feeds Jesus Lloyd Flask of Holy Water.
Jesus Lloyd blinks rapidly.
Oscar Pennington puts the engineering hardsuit helmet into the industrial satchel.
DEAD: Lanny Brinigh says, "FOR TEH EMPRAH"
Ulric Stough sneezes.
*---------*
This is Ulric Stough!
He is wearing a black jumpsuit.
He has PDA-Ulric Stough (Assistant) about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Ulric Stough's ID Card (Assistant).
*---------*
The reinforced window has been hit by Coq Rouge with the fire axe.
DEAD: Frank Ocelot says, "peace"
The reinforced window has been hit by Coq Rouge with the fire axe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Coq Rouge with the fire axe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Coq Rouge with the fire axe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Coq Rouge with the fire axe.
The reinforced window has been hit by Coq Rouge with the fire axe.
Madyson Byers [145.9] says, "lynch the viro"
Grant Compton (as Ulric Stough) says, "hey sec"
Erin Wake [145.9] says, " Your durdan is ready"
David Crewman blinks rapidly.
Ulric Stough twitches violently.
*---------*
This is Ulric Stough!
He is wearing a black jumpsuit.
He has PDA-Ulric Stough (Assistant) about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Ulric Stough's ID Card (Assistant).
*---------*
Sage Goodman (as David Crewman) asks, "CMO, can you track Nelson Stroble?"
Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

Powers out in multiple areas, cult is still active and at large, engineering got fucked by a plasma fire early, multiple staff deaths


Sage Goodman (as David Crewman) asks, "Yes?"
Clement Werner [145.9] says, "Theres you reason"
David Crewman shivers.
David Crewman puts the paper into the security backpack.
Grant Compton (as Ulric Stough) says, "Yukari Takeba is a cultist"
Ulric Stough shivers.
Grant Compton (as Ulric Stough) says, "she tried to kill me"
Zion Hegarty [145.9] says, "Shuttle Pong."
Ubisoft Uplay [145.9] states, "Negative, lynching the ciro will cause human harm. This is bad."
Dante Roberts twitches violently.
Arnold Rimmer [145.9] says, "What is with the spastic calling? Engineering is totally fine"
Oscar Pennington [145.9] says, " we have it under control"
Sage Goodman (as David Crewman) says, "We have arrested her twice without enough evidence to charge"
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Do not cause harm to the virologist."
John Pinkerton shivers.
Landen Rhinehart [145.9] says, "police brutality happening in maint above kitchen"
Arnold Rimmer [145.9] says, "All solars are on, power's back, atmos is fine"
Grant Compton (as Ulric Stough) says, "she tried to kill me with a cult blade"
Beau Cherry [145.9] says, "Engineering is fine but we still lack power in over 25% of the station"
Miranda Wilson [145.9] exclaims, "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!"
Landen Rhinehart [145.9] says, "pepperspray joe is burning people alive"
Libsanitus Caddicus [145.9] asks, "So do I have to come back or can I actually fucking mine?"
Gerhard Barkhorn [145.9] gibbers, " HEY!!!"
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Oscar Pennington: The one that called the shuttle was the Head of Security."
Beau Cherry [145.9] says, "Theres also an n02 lea"
Gerhard Barkhorn [145.9] gibbers, "; u C-COUL-L-L-LD-D H-H-HAVE T-T-TOL-L-LD M-ME AB-BOUT-T-T THE N-NON-N-N-N EX-X-XIS-S-S-STAN-NT-T S-S-S-SHUT-T-TT-T-TLE"
Beau Cherry [145.9] says, "Fucking christ, leak I mean"
EA Origin [145.9] states, "His opinion on whether the station is secure or not outweighs that of a Station Engineer."
Dante Roberts [145.9] says, "MOTHERFUCKER"
Boondog McLaw [145.9] asks, "time to panic?"
Arnold Rimmer [145.9] says, "Considering we had to rebuild engineering and set up uncharged solars, a small powerout is to be expected"
David Crewman twitches violently.
Miranda Wilson [145.9] exclaims, "RAAAAAAAARGH!!!"
Dante Roberts [145.9] says, "FUCK"
Lana Batten [145.9] says, "COCKSUCKER"
Richard Alliman [145.9] says, "Searching a cultist."
Miranda Wilson [145.9] exclaims, "GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!"
Dante Roberts [145.9] says, "SHIT"
The ÿBooze-O-Mat beeps, "Quite delighted to serve you!"
Arnold Rimmer [145.9] asks, "It's just setting these things up, by the way, why is there nitrogen leaking from Tcomms?"
EA Origin [145.9] states, "Unable to find Landen Rhinehart."
ÿUlric Stough has thrown Cult Blade.
Lana Batten [145.9] says, "FUCK"
Clement Kelley (as Ulric Stough) says, "hey"
Ulric Stough twitches violently.
Brennan Leslie (as Jameson Rose) says, "for the love of fuck"
Jameson Rose shivers.
Payton Keppel installs external reinforced armor layer to the ÿRipley chassis.
Brennan Leslie (as Jameson Rose) says, "you really dont learn"
Miranda Wilson [145.9] exclaims, "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!"
Payton Keppel secures external armor layer.
Clement Kelley (as Ulric Stough) says, "theres a cult blade in the chapel"
Payton Keppel welds external armor layer to the ÿRipley chassis.
Erin Wake starts to climb into ÿDurand
Dave Smith says, "Awesome"
Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been recalled.


Arnold Rimmer [145.9] says, "Someone flooded Tcomms with n20"
Ulric Stough sneezes.
Ulric Stough blinks rapidly.
Clement Kelley (as Ulric Stough) says, "here"
Brennan Leslie (as Jameson Rose) says, "hes not kidding"
Steve Mic says, "yeah"
OOC: Yocutzo: guys sometimes when i right click the game looks so much better but other times it looks like shit
Andre Zadovsky [145.9] says, "'I want to play with mechs' isnt a valid reason to keep us stuck here"
Brennan Leslie (as Jameson Rose) says, "damn"
Kevin Parkinson [145.9] says, "Nothing is wrong you guys."
Jameson Rose sneezes.
Brennan Leslie (as Jameson Rose) says, "i want to space it"
Kevin Parkinson [145.9] says, "Fuck off."
Dante Roberts [145.9] says, "FUCK"
Jameson Rose sneezes.
Libsanitus Caddicus [145.9] says, "It'll stop being recalled when you stop calling it for NO DAMN REASON."
Brennan Leslie (as Jameson Rose) says, "we dont have acess"
Dante Roberts [145.9] says, "COCKSUCKER"
Steve Mic says, "eyah"
Miranda Wilson [145.9] exclaims, "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!"
Raegan Wilkinson [145.9] says, "Well the reason was pretty good"
Miranda Wilson [145.9] exclaims, "HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGH!!!"
David Crewman knocks on the reinforced window.
Lana Batten [145.9] exclaims, "7 IS HULK GUYS!!!"
David Crewman knocks on the reinforced window.
David Crewman knocks on the reinforced window.
David Crewman knocks on the reinforced window.
Mass Driver has been hit by Ulric Stough with Broken Bottle.
EA Origin [145.9] states, "N2O release in engineering hallway."
Mass Driver has been hit by Ulric Stough with Broken Bottle.
Ulric Stough sneezes.
Lana Batten [145.9] exclaims, "WE CAN NOW MAKE HULKS!!"
Mass Driver has been hit by Ulric Stough with Broken Bottle.
Mass Driver has been hit by Ulric Stough with Broken Bottle.
Ulric Stough shivers.
Kevin Parkinson [145.9] says, "We need to recall somehow"
Mass Driver has been hit by Ulric Stough with Broken Bottle.
David Crewman knocks on the reinforced window.
David Crewman knocks on the reinforced window.