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Isekaied into a video game with my mom?!

Jan 28th, 2022
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  1. Prompt: The setting is a "trapped in a video game" isekai a la .hack, Log Horizon, Sword Art Online, etc, except the MC's mom was also playing the game.
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  3. "Honey, we're leaving for the Depths of the Cataclysmic Prism in 15 minutes!"
  4. "I know, Mom, I can see the raid invite."
  5. "Do you have your consumables? Potions, food, Profane Skulls?"
  6. "Mom, I'm playing a Blood Armor, I haven't needed a potion since level 5."
  7. "Okay dear. I'm sorry. But you know how I worry. If you die in the g-"
  8. "If you die in the game, you die in real life. I know, Mom. I'm always careful."
  9. "Maybe your friends could use some potions? And maybe they'll be happier with player-made food instead of vendor food? I know it gives the same buffs, but..."
  10. "They love that you personally gather all of the ingredients instead of using the Market House, Mom. I'll pass it along."
  11. "Thank you, dear. You...have your skulls, right?"
  12. "It's a class feature, Mom, they generate in combat."
  13. "Oh right. We should head out now."
  14. "We still have 10 minutes, Mom."
  15. "I just don't like making people wait."
  16. "I know, Mom. Let's go."
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  19.  
  20. "Hey Mom, I brought you some of those fire works from that Yuleheim event. I also got that cape you really love glamoured over something with much better stats so you can wear it outside of town now. Happy Birthday."
  21. "Oh my gosh, thank you so much, dear! I love you sooooooo much!"
  22. "I love you too mom. Did you want to run anything today?"
  23. "I think I'm just going to have a crafting day, honey. My storage has gotten a little crazy with how much we've been farming the Alchemicats in Aetherorus."
  24. "I think the guild wanted to throw you a party later."
  25. "That would be delightful! Would you like to...help me with my crafting? Some of the steps get so tedious, I don't know what the devs were thinking..."
  26. "Of course, Mom."
  27.  
  28. ...
  29.  
  30. "Finished with the Arcane Widgets, Mom."
  31. "Thanks, my sweet. Can I...ask you something?"
  32. "Of course."
  33. "Honey...is there a reason you made your character look like you...but as a girl?"
  34. "Mom...I..."
  35. "I'm not judging! I will always love you and just want to make sure you're happy. But I noticed you stopped correcting PUG players when they use she/her for you and some of your glamours lately have been so cute, and I ju-"
  36. "Yes, Mom. Being a guy...w...wasn't working for me...it never felt right. Online I could express myself better. But I...didn't want to disappoint you."
  37. "Honey, you could never disappoint me. What do the kids say, ride or die? It may take me a bit, but I've already been practicing out other pronouns just in case! And when we get home we can look into a name change and all that!"
  38. "...I love you, Mom."
  39. "I love you too!"
  40. "Also..."
  41. "Yes, dear?"
  42. "Do you know...about...f...furries?"
  43. "Honey, I've known you were a furry since you asked to be the wolfman for 3 consecutive years. I've watched Beauty and the Beast over 50 times with you. You are literally playing a lupine in this game."
  44. "...yeah."
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  48. "Don't forget to keep your HoTs up!"
  49. "I know, Mom."
  50. "And you have Umbral Surge in case they...they/them, right?"
  51. "Yes, Mom."
  52. "In case they get really low on health."
  53. "I know, Mom. I read your class guide at the Player Academy."
  54. "Oh right, right. I just-"
  55. "You worry, Mom."
  56. "I haven't seen you play healer before!"
  57. "We're just running Bandit's Pass and we're overleveled."
  58. "The poison scales with your level, so make sure to cleanse it!"
  59. "Mom I've run it a hundred times as a tank, I know all of the mechanics."
  60. "You're right!...when will I meet them?"
  61. "If the trial goes well, they'll join our raid group."
  62. "You've never brought anyone home before."
  63. "You met Courtney during my Freshman year."
  64. "Oh right! I liked her."
  65. "You scared her off, Mom."
  66. "She threw a blue shell at me! Was I not supposed to smack talk her? Anyways, I have to wait until raid night to meet them??"
  67. "...maybe we can run the seasonal dungeon tomorrow. If you behave. I have to go now, Mom."
  68. "Have fun, stay safe! Love you!"
  69. "Love you too, Mom."
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