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- Prompt: The setting is a "trapped in a video game" isekai a la .hack, Log Horizon, Sword Art Online, etc, except the MC's mom was also playing the game.
- "Honey, we're leaving for the Depths of the Cataclysmic Prism in 15 minutes!"
- "I know, Mom, I can see the raid invite."
- "Do you have your consumables? Potions, food, Profane Skulls?"
- "Mom, I'm playing a Blood Armor, I haven't needed a potion since level 5."
- "Okay dear. I'm sorry. But you know how I worry. If you die in the g-"
- "If you die in the game, you die in real life. I know, Mom. I'm always careful."
- "Maybe your friends could use some potions? And maybe they'll be happier with player-made food instead of vendor food? I know it gives the same buffs, but..."
- "They love that you personally gather all of the ingredients instead of using the Market House, Mom. I'll pass it along."
- "Thank you, dear. You...have your skulls, right?"
- "It's a class feature, Mom, they generate in combat."
- "Oh right. We should head out now."
- "We still have 10 minutes, Mom."
- "I just don't like making people wait."
- "I know, Mom. Let's go."
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- "Hey Mom, I brought you some of those fire works from that Yuleheim event. I also got that cape you really love glamoured over something with much better stats so you can wear it outside of town now. Happy Birthday."
- "Oh my gosh, thank you so much, dear! I love you sooooooo much!"
- "I love you too mom. Did you want to run anything today?"
- "I think I'm just going to have a crafting day, honey. My storage has gotten a little crazy with how much we've been farming the Alchemicats in Aetherorus."
- "I think the guild wanted to throw you a party later."
- "That would be delightful! Would you like to...help me with my crafting? Some of the steps get so tedious, I don't know what the devs were thinking..."
- "Of course, Mom."
- ...
- "Finished with the Arcane Widgets, Mom."
- "Thanks, my sweet. Can I...ask you something?"
- "Of course."
- "Honey...is there a reason you made your character look like you...but as a girl?"
- "Mom...I..."
- "I'm not judging! I will always love you and just want to make sure you're happy. But I noticed you stopped correcting PUG players when they use she/her for you and some of your glamours lately have been so cute, and I ju-"
- "Yes, Mom. Being a guy...w...wasn't working for me...it never felt right. Online I could express myself better. But I...didn't want to disappoint you."
- "Honey, you could never disappoint me. What do the kids say, ride or die? It may take me a bit, but I've already been practicing out other pronouns just in case! And when we get home we can look into a name change and all that!"
- "...I love you, Mom."
- "I love you too!"
- "Also..."
- "Yes, dear?"
- "Do you know...about...f...furries?"
- "Honey, I've known you were a furry since you asked to be the wolfman for 3 consecutive years. I've watched Beauty and the Beast over 50 times with you. You are literally playing a lupine in this game."
- "...yeah."
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- "Don't forget to keep your HoTs up!"
- "I know, Mom."
- "And you have Umbral Surge in case they...they/them, right?"
- "Yes, Mom."
- "In case they get really low on health."
- "I know, Mom. I read your class guide at the Player Academy."
- "Oh right, right. I just-"
- "You worry, Mom."
- "I haven't seen you play healer before!"
- "We're just running Bandit's Pass and we're overleveled."
- "The poison scales with your level, so make sure to cleanse it!"
- "Mom I've run it a hundred times as a tank, I know all of the mechanics."
- "You're right!...when will I meet them?"
- "If the trial goes well, they'll join our raid group."
- "You've never brought anyone home before."
- "You met Courtney during my Freshman year."
- "Oh right! I liked her."
- "You scared her off, Mom."
- "She threw a blue shell at me! Was I not supposed to smack talk her? Anyways, I have to wait until raid night to meet them??"
- "...maybe we can run the seasonal dungeon tomorrow. If you behave. I have to go now, Mom."
- "Have fun, stay safe! Love you!"
- "Love you too, Mom."
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