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- >wake up in the morning, Got swagger like Discord.
- >In the kitchen, Chomping down a P0nyville pounder.
- >Sandwich consisting of egg, fried onions, hash browns, fried mushrooms, deep fried dandelions inbetween two slices of toast.
- >good way to get over hangover either from Rainbro drinking, or drugging from Flutterbitch or Applerape.
- >hear a knock at the door.
- Come in Fluttershy!
- >Hear her slowly trot in. Don’t even turn around to talk.
- >’How did you know it was me?’
- Call it a hunch. What you got for today?
- >turn to see her dressed in human style clothes, but is in black face.
- >On closer inspection, it’s mud…you hope.
- >’ um….waaaasssssuuuupp?’ Still in her voice, quiet as a whisper.
- Fluttershy?
- >’ yes Anon?’
- I don’t have jungle fever.
- >’okay.’
- Do you want to use my shower?
- >’Yes please…’
- Okay, you shower and be a good p0ny, and I’ll make you some breakfast.
- >You’re pretty sure Zecora could hear her “Squee”
- >She may be a rapist, but she is still a friend at times.
- >Realise you’re out of bread, need more.
- Fluttershy! I’m just going to get some bread!
- >Walk out the door, and head for town.
- >Get tackled to the ground.
- Oh god, not Applerape…
- >’Did we get a cutie mark yet?’ said one voice.
- >’Aww shucks, I thought human wrastling would get us it for sure.’ Said another.
- >Damn you cutie mark crusaders.
- >’We’re sorry Mr. Anon.’ Said Sweetie Bell ‘Please don’t use your demon powers on us.’
- I’m not going to use my awesome powers against you. Just warn me when you are going to do that.
- >’Applejack says you like dat kinda stuff Anon.’
- Applebloom, your sister is wrong.
- >Start walking to town with CMC following.
- >’Where should we try next? Who could we ask for help?’ said Sweetie Belle
- Have you tried Derpy’s house?
- >’The mail-mare?’ scootaloo asks. ‘I guess we could ask her.’
- Come on. I’ll come with you. I need to get some muffins anyway.
- >Knock on Derpy’s door.
- >Dinky answers
- >’ANONY!’
- DINKY-PIE!!
- >She jumps into your arms.
- >Dinky notices the CMC.
- >’Hey guys. What’s happening?’
- >’Not much. How do ya’ll know Anon?’ Applebloom asked
- Oh Dinky’s my Nig-mare!
- >Hoof bump of muffin proportions.
- >’ We came to see your mom. We want to know how she got her cutie mark.’ Scootaloo said
- >’ If she isn’t too busy, that is.’ Sweetie belle said.
- >Always so courteous, just like her sister.
- >’Sure, Come on in. Mom’s making muffins.’
- >You join Derpy in the kitchen to help finish cleaning up.
- >After a lot of hugs (Derpy loves to hug people) and a round of apple juice for all.
- >You all sit down in the lounge room to get down to business.
- >’Miss Derpy, can you tell us how you got your cutie mark?’ Sweetie belle asked.
- >’ Of course. It was such a wonderful day.’
- >’ I was around your age, and had been helping my mommy clean up the house. I didn’t have a lot of friends back then. People thought I was slow because I had weird eyes.’
- >You notice Derpy getting a bit down.
- >’ So, after cleaning up, I went to practice my flying. I wasn’t too good at it, but I still tried. I never gave up at all. It was after about 30 minutes, I was doing well until I crashed into the mailbox.’
- >derpy giggled.
- >’I was caught by a nice white Unicorn colt in a blue uniform. He asked if I was alright. I nodded yes. His name was Snail Mail, which I thought was funny cos he could teleport to everyp0nies house. Everyday, I would wait for him, and we could talk for about 15 minutes before he had to leave. He was friends with every p0ny in P0nyville, so I asked him how I could make friends like that. He told me “Miss Derpy, you have a bubbley personality and could make a rainy sunny with just a smile.’
- >’Did ya get yur cutie mark then?’ asked Applebloom
- >’No, not then. But the next week he had a package for me. It was a massive roll of something. He said I should take it up to the top of a hill and share it with others. I didn’t really get what he was saying, but he had to go before I could ask.’
- >’ I took the package up to the top of the biggest hill where everyp0ny from my class played. I opened it up the top of the hill, and was surprised. It was a roll of plastic with bubbles in it.’
- >You chuckle to yourself, remembering all the fun you had as a kid with bubble wrap.
- >’ I didn’t know what to do. I saw other kids running up the hill and rolling down it again. I then had my bestest idea ever. I rolled the bubble plastic down the hill, and kept one end up the top. I secured it with a rock, and went through with my plan. I slid on my flank all the way to the bottom, laughing and popping bubbles as I went. I didn’t care for what I looked like, or how I acted; I was having fun.’
- >’When I got to bottom, and walked to the top, a few of my classmates asked if they could try. I said ‘Of Course!!’. I made many friends that day, and those friends happen to be your family and friends.’
- >the CMC were stunned. They were captivated by the story.
- Was it the bubble wrap or the bubbley personality?
- >’I don’t know Anony. But I decided I wanted to enjoy my days by making many friends. That day, I decided I wanted to be a mail-mare.’
- >’And what about the muffins?’ Scootaloo asked.
- >Derpy smiled big.
- >’Muffins are delicious. That is all.’
- >The CMC thanked Derpy for her story, and all the muffins.
- >decide to stick around, but remember fluttershy at your house.
- Derpy, do you have a spare loaf of bread? I need to get going.
- >She walks into the kitchen and returns with a loaf for you.
- Thanks Derpy. You are a wonderful p0ny. Also, did you ever think of taking home bubble wrap home?
- >Derpy opens a hidden door behind the couch
- >Room is full of bubble wrap.
- >’Whenever I feel down, I come play in here.’
- You couldn’t have gone in there instead of kidnapping me?
- >Derpy blushes.
- It’s ok derpy. I still like you.
- >Give her a massive hug, before heading home.
- >Get home.
- >fluttershy is sitting on the couch waiting for you.
- >’Hey anon…’
- Sorry I took so long. Needed bread.
- >Make a wonderful breakfast for fluttershy.
- Do you know what you are going to try tomorrow?
- >’ I don’t know…. Maybe a princess.’
- That might work.
- >Fluttershy smiles.
- >everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
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