I'm running out of ideas

Monday, around morning.

I casually walk into my noisy classroom wearing a turtle covered sweater that Clara made for me recently. A few of the students laugh and giggle at me for wearing it, but I ignore them and head towards me desk.

Once there, I grab everyone's attention by whistling a very loud and complex song that can only be preformed by someone with no life, "There's a new student among us. Her name is-" I pic up the attendance sheet, "-Sasha?"

What kind of name is that?

Kate raises her right hand with enough speed and force to break the sound barrier, while wiping away what's left of a breakfast burrito with her left, "Where is she?"

I point towards the seat in the second to last row and next to the window, where an Apophis wearing a hoodie sits, "She's right there."

The whole class turns around and stares at the new student, causing her to slowly sink below her desk. I guess she's shy...

Everyone begins to gossip loudly.

"That's the new student?"
"I thought it would be another cute boy..."
"That hoodie is SO, like, gaudy!"
"Who took my juice?!"
"I'm going to enjoy beating her up later~"

I quiet the class down by snapping my fingers, "That's enough. It's time for roll call." I pick up the sheet with everyone's names and read all of them off.

After I was finished with roll call, I started to teach the class about complex things. Of course, the new girl decided to stare at me the entire time in a slightly creepy manner.

Hopefully this won't end badly.

I continue to teach classes until my little hour long break, from not having any classes to teach during that period, arrives.

Deciding to take a walk, I hop out of my chair and quickly slink out of my class door.

??

However, I end up running over somebody soft and squishy in the process. Was it that one fat kid again?

Oh wait, it's Terry.

"Why were you in front of my door?" I ask the Scylla while helping her up.

She wipes away any bits of dirt off of her with almost OCD levels of precision, "I came to ask you something regarding your friend."

"Lou? Look, him leaving gumballs on your chair is his way of showing affection."

"I want you to tell him that I do not like him romantically or personally." Terry speaks in a monotone voice while staring at me with her squarish pupils.

"Why? There's nothing wrong with the guy, other than his choice in hairstyle and love of unicorns..."

"I just don't like him. There's someone else I like..."

"Someone else?" I cock an eyebrow at her, "Who?"

The Scylla looks away while lightly blushing.

....Wait a minu-

I open my eyes as far as I can in shock, "Are you telling me the one you like is me?"

Terry turns her face back towards me, while still blushing, "I-I'll be leaving now." She then turns and walks away in a scuffle while her camouflage ability goes out of control, causing her skin to take on the color and texture of things around her.

...

God damn it, Lou is gonna turn blue upon hearing about this.

I pull out a flask that I had hidden in my sweater and take a few swigs of alcohol in preparation for the dark times ahead.