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- >Filled with anticipation, you stand in the bedroom, your wife all dolled up
- >She's wearing that little dress with an opening for the tuft to be free
- >Both of you are filled with anticipation, waiting
- >Well, you shouldn't phrase it like that, per se
- >"C'mon, how long does it take to walk a few blocks?!"
- "Dear, I'm sure he'll be at the doorstep in a few minute's time."
- >"It's been half an hour, and he certainly doesn't use makeup. What did he do, get lost?"
- >You put up a small frown
- >As much as you love Carrot Top, she could be impatient at times
- >And that frustration often gets unintentionally channeled into other things
- "Don't be like that. Anon's my brother, and he's just loud at times, not incompetent."
- >"Well, he should hurry up, because the reservations will be in-"
- >Before your spouse could spew any obscenities, the door is suddenly thrown open
- >"UNCLE NANNER'S HERE!" The filly bounding in screams
- >Carrot's eyes light up, and she hops off the mattress, almost as excited as your daughter
- >"YES! Let's get going, honey."
- >"UNCLE NANNER, UNCLE NANNER, UNCLE NANNER!"
- >In a swift motion, you scoop up the two ponies, one in each arm
- "Alright, you adrenaline-junkies," you say, planting a kiss on both of them, "calm down before your heads explode."
- >"Nuh uh!" Muffin Top shakes her head, "Uncle Nanner said that doesn't happen!"
- >You chuckle and nuzzle your daughter's mane
- >Much like her name implies, she smells just like a bakery early in the morning
- "But we both know who's smarter, your uncle or I, right?"
- >>"Yeah! Uncle is the smartest!" Muffin yells, giggling uncontrollably
- >You raise an eyebrow, staring at your giddy daughter in fake surprise
- "Why, I never- I ought to get you for this!"
- >You drop Carrot and, with your now-freed arm, begin to tickle Muffin mercilessly
- >She squeals, unable to handle the ten-pointed assault
- >Faster than you thought, Muffin breaks free, and you chase her into the living room, laughing along
- >She darts around the commodious space, sliding between two tree trunks to escape you
- >Wait, you don't have trees in your house
- SLAM
- >Finishing that thought, you're brought into an oh-so-familiar bear hug
- >"Cog!" the owner of the bass-filled voice booms, "You'll be needing me tonight, right?"
- >Slipping out of the powerful embrace, you recollect yourself
- "Yes, brother," you reply as you smooth out your hair, "I hope you can wrangle the little devil for us again."
- >Anonymous gives you a promising thumbs up, "No problemo!"
- >As you bring your head up to make eye contact, you question the fact that THIS was once your little brother
- >At some point, Anonymous grew a good head taller than you and attained the build of a truck
- >How he did it, you have no idea, though he does often leave the town for days and come back without saying anything
- >Looking up, your heart nearly skips a beat
- >There's another pair of eyes on top of Anonymous's head
- >No, that's a pony
- >A pure white unicorn with a neon blue mane is currently clutching onto the back of your brother's noggin, kinda like a reverse face hugger
- >Anonymous laughs at your display of clearly-not-panic
- >"Oh yeah," he grabs the mare, and is now holding her in front of you, arms outstretched, "this is Vinyl. Don't worry, she doesn't bite."
- >Vinyl just stares at you, expressionless
- "Uh, hi."
- >She covers her face with a hoof, clearly smiling
- >You feel as if you're missing out on some weird joke here
- >Something tugs at your pant leg, and you look back down
- >Carrot is doing her "if you take any longer I'm gonna die" look
- "Alright, we'll go," you say, making your way out with her, "Brother, you remember where I keep everything?"
- >"Affirmative, Chief."
- "Okay. 'Vinyl' can stay with you if you promise not to have her mess with Muffin, comprehend?"
- >"Yuppers!"
- "That is all, then. Thanks again for doing this, by the way."
- >"Just go already, Cog!"
- >"Yeah, daddy!"
- >You and Carrot smirk at each other before setting out, ready for a good night
- >The door slams shut, and it's just the three of you left
- >Carefully, you set your marefriend on the floor and make a salute towards muffin
- >The little rascal follows suit, putting a hoof to her temple
- >"Good evening, Colonel Nanner!"
- >You put up a stern expression, clearing your throat
- "THAT'S COLONEL NONNER TO YOU, PRIVATE!" You bellow loudly, but not loud enough to disrupt the neighborhood
- >"APOLOGIES, SIR!"
- "DAMN RIGHT, MAGGOT!"
- >"SIR!"
- "YES?!"
- >"WHO IS THE FRESH MEAT HERE?"
- >You turn to Vinyl, who is playing along, holding her hoof to her forehead
- >You use your favorite "angry scowl"
- "YOU CALL THAT A SALUTE, PRIVATE SCRATCH?! I OUGHT TO GIVE YOU 50 FOR THAT!"
- >Vinyl smiles at you suggestively
- "No, not like that, perv," you whisper
- >"COLONEL!"
- >Caught off guard, you turn back to Muffin
- "Y-YES?!"
- >"WHAT IS OUR AGENDA FOR TODAY?!"
- >You smile, satisfied at the fact that Muffin remembered all these big words
- "YOU MEAN YOU DON'T REMEMBER OUR REGIMEN, MAGGOT?! WE'RE GONNA PLAY VIDYA UNTIL WAY PAST OUR CURFEW!"
- >"Yay!" Muffin yips and hops onto you, latching onto your jacket
- >Vinyl also invites herself for a spot on you, leaping onto you like a cat
- >You bring the two into a big hug
- >It's good to be an uncle
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