/mlp/ board-theme parody

/mlp/ board-theme parody

>On a /b/ thread on 4chan. Porn across the screen.
>A strong smell of cheetos. Fat popping from the seams.
>Up on top of the website, I saw a small group of text.
>I was bored and my interest was piqued,
>I clicked to see what was next.
>There I stood in the home page.
>Generals filled my screen.
>and I was thinking to myself,
>"This place isn't as bad as it seems"
>I decided to post here, I made a new thread.
>Anon's words filled up my screen,
>This is what they said...

>Welcome to the Ride of Autism.
>Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
>Such a lovely space.
>Plenty of seats in the Ride of Autism.
>Any time of year (Any time of year)
>Drama will be here.

>Pictures of colorful ponies, fill the screen from end to end.
>Twilight meets a bunch of new ponies, now called friends.
>How I started this show now, I've no regrets.
>Some watch to remember, some watch to forget.

>So I posted my reaction.
>Showed some pony pride
>Anon said "Now that you are in here, you can >never get off the ride."
>And still those ponies are calling to me all day.
>Wake you up in the middle of the night
>Just to hear them say...

>Welcome to the Ride of Autism.
>Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
>Such a lovely space.
>Bingeing it up on the Ride of Autism.
>What a nice surprise (What a nice surprise)
>There went Derpy's eyes.

>Onto the Finale.
>I am still spoiler free.
>I am unsure what will happen, at the end of season three.
>At the end of the story.
>After Celestia sings.
>There standing before me.
>Is a Twilight with wings.

>Last thing I remember, I was
>ragging on the board.
>I was quitting the fandom like I
>should had long before.
>"Relax," said the Anon
>"We are strapped to our seats.
>Take a break when ever you like,
>But you can never leave!"