[Slide one.]
Title: Why Kanaya and Eridan’s Moirallegiance Is Entirely Plausible and You Should Support It
by eridan ampora and kanaya maryam
Wait, come back--
where the fuck are you goin

[Slide two.]
Title: weve BEEN in a pale quadrant
[Image: From the quadrant exposition, Kanaya [clubs] (Eridan/Vriska).]
Is This Visible?
This was a thing.
it was definitely a thing
I don’t know why people say it wasn’t a thing…
but it was
About as much a thing as things can be.
Albeit now it's over--leaving us open for other relationships.
that was on account a how both a us want to snog her senseless
Uh, what--
Can you pretend he just explained the entirely rational and non-torrid reasons for our breakup.

[Slide three.]
Title: well we do
and weve talked about it
a lot
in great detail
wonk
I will acknowledge that is one of our pale activities.
oh and dont forget how rose and jade and fef and kar are our better friends all in common
We have very similar tastes in women, yes.
and correspondin pale tastes too evidently [diamond]
[diamond on its own line, implying Kanaya sent it]

[Slide four.]
Title: I'm Actually One of His Closest Friends
[Image: Page 4243, better known as Kanaya: Answer CA.]
This part Was The Only Pesterlog Eridan Had With Anyone But Feferi Before Sgrub
And Though My Demeanor May Have Been Cold In Many Respects,
It doesn't change the fact that we clearly have a close friendship.

[Slide five. This one deviates from all the others in that its background is, instead of pink, the same light gray as the pesterlogs' is, to better showcase the excerpts from Kanaya: Answer CA. In addition, Kanaya and Eridan's commentary is in pesterlog font.]
Title: Some Excerpts
GA: Can you just for a moment entertain the thoughts of one untouched by megalomaniacal derangement, and tell me why I'd want to assist you with that?
CA: well
CA: im not goin to very well kill you am i that would be fuckin unconscionable
CA: what kind of friend would i be
ERIDAN: [commentating] an i mean what kinda awful person would SAY that shit to just anyone
ERIDAN: [commentating] what sorta oversentimental brinesucker do you take me for
KANAYA: [commentating] Not to mention a highblood doesn't call just anyone his friend.

CA: fine i get it ill step off
CA: you dont want to be our auspistice cause you dont want to get locked into that sort of relation with her i can respect that
GA: No. that's not it--
CA: yeah it is your real feelins run pretty awful RUDDY methinks everybody knows it
CA: especially that assblood karkat he and me have you so pegged about that its upright silly
CA: but its cool its totally fine dont worry ill leave you alone and give you a shot
ERIDAN: [commentating] LOOK IM SACRIFICIN MY SECOND SHOT AT VRIS FOR HER
ERIDAN: [commentating] thats true fuckin lovve right there

CA: well ok
GA: Really?
CA: ordinarily id call bullshit on terrible stinkin bs like that but i know you dont really lie about stuff
CA: unless its to yourself
CA: but thats why i bother even talking to you i wouldnt even be here SAYIN any of this otherwise
KANAYA: [commentating] Do you see how much he trusts me?
GA: Something about longing to touch you indiscretely...
CA: WHAAAAT
ERIDAN: [commentating] sometimes a little TOO much obviously
KANAYA: [commentating] Heh.

[Slide six, returning to the ordinary layout.]
Title: she made me an awe-inspirin white science wand
[Image: Page 4946, where Kanaya is leading Eridan to the alchemiter where she has made his wand.]
have i thanked you for that lately kan
if not i should of and if so fuck im doin it again
that thing is the single awesomest weapon in all a homestuck

[Slide seven.]
Title: its a livin symbol of our burnin white love
seriously
its white
and she made it for me
just sayin

[Slide eight. It lacks a title, instead having only an image of Kanaya speaking from [S] Kanaya: Return to the core, page 5221, transcribed below.]
KANAYA: [chipper sprite] Okay then, you're welcome.
KANAYA: [chipper sprite] I hope you use your magnificent powers of light and hope for goodness, and purity, and--let's not forget--science!
KANAYA: [frustrated sprite] Uh oh, I hope that didn't come off as too sarcastic.
[Kanaya's commentary in the standard bulletted style follows.]
Also, I hoped this didn't come off as too sarcastic--
Meaning I meant it.
...to some extent
Who can say something like that entirely seriously, after all.
aw kan come on

[Slide nine.]
Title: That Reminds Me
[Images:
Left, Kanaya cut out from panel 4947, white science behind her, looking at Eridan with an expression I would interpret as hope.
Right, Kanaya from panel 4236, looking at the matriorb she has just retrieved with an expression I would interpret, with canonical evidence, as hope.
Her stance and expression in each picture are exactly identical.]
Some people say that my every interaction with Eridan has been wholly negative, and I have never harbored the slightest positive sentiment towards him.
But on the left you see me after giving him the wand...
...and on the right you see me after retrieving the matriorb.

[Slide ten.]
oh please kan
we both know how much you fuckin HATED that thing
Oh, yes, right--it was my burden!
Just as Vriska's lusus was to her.
That's why those scenes were juxtaposed--
It was a comparison, and not a contrast.
No, it wasn't, I can't type those things with a straight cephalic surface.
she liked that thing and she likes me
Somewhat.
so DEAL WITH IT

[Slide eleven.]
Title: also from that scene
[Images:
Left, panel 4947, Eridan with his wand and Kanaya behind him happy to have made it. Though it is difficult to observe even for those with optimal visual processing, a faint white glow surrounds Eridan.
Right, panel 5439, Kanaya as a rainbow drinker with glowing white skin. (Also, she is covered in violet blood and holds a chainsaw in the same condition.)]
look at us
we both glow in the dark
how the fuck do you get paler than that
LITERALLY
[Paleness refers to a state of lacking color.]

[Slide twelve.]
Title: You Might Have Noticed I'm Covered in His Blood There
and that shes kind of paler than death
which is my fault
fulfillin her lifelong hopes
an dreams
an fantasies
so
youre welcome kan
Eridan, no.

[Slide thirteen.]
Title: so fine we kill each other in canon
[Images: Left, panel 5245, the moment before Eridan kills Kanaya.
Right, a screenshot from panel 5985, the moment before Karkat and Gamzee leap at each other.
The images are extremely similar. Each party is in silhouette against their respective blood color: Eridan in white on violet, Kanaya in black on jade, Gamzee in black on violet, Karkat in white on red.
Each party has a deadly weapon raised and appears prepared to use it.]
But compare these scenes.
Tell me which ends in murder and which in moirallegiance.
Take your time. I'll wait.
heres your answer you fuckin cant

[Slide fourteen.]
Title: If Our Positions Were Reversed
Eridan might have actually stopped in time had someone been there to look after him.
Or at least not done anything else unconscionable.
But is Gamzee letting Karkat work his moirail magic, or miracles, or any such things, on him?
No!
In fact he's just being an elusive juggalo bastard.
So there.
yeah moirail magic is fakey fake bee ess

[Slide fifteen.]
Title: our moirallegiance is SCIENCE
just like the dumb tv show
Yes.
We are literally My Little Hoofbeast incarnate.
Except For The Part Where Were Not Hoofbeasts
whatever
point is suck on it

[Slide sixteen.]
Title: Here Are Images of Us Together
[Four images of Eridan and Kanaya in affectionate, but conciliatory, positions.]
Don't we look plausible here?
And in love?
yes we do because we are both a those things

[Slide seventeen.]
Title: In Conclusion
shes my friend and i care about her
He depends on me.
without her on my side i literally lost my shit
We complement each other's emotional profiles.
whats that sound like to you
because to us it sounds like
MOIRALLEGIANCE
fuck yes
also i call her my moray eel when theres not nobody else around
or angler fish
And I sometimes call him Eridarling, when extremely excessive sentiment is necessary.
see thats just cute as shit case closed

[Slide eighteen.]
Title: Bibliography
All images are from MS Paint Adventures, with the exception of the four presented in the slide with other images of us.
Those four being made by the following tumblr users:
Geromy
Shoooshpap
Gunsandwwands
Breadandfilling