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Princess of the mother fucking sun

Sep 12th, 2013
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  1. Day: Princess of the mother fucking sun
  2. >You are sitting in your room playing Megaman on an emulator that you just downloaded then suddenly
  3. KA-BOOM
  4. >Your computer screen and all other electronics explode
  5. >You run out of the house in the case that there was a fire
  6. >Leaning against your mail box (due to exhaustion) you see that clouds are forming around your house and strange colors floating around them as if though there was a sorta magical aura around them
  7. >A bold yellow bolt of lightning struck your house with a terrorizing force
  8. >A piece of debris hit the side of your temple
  9. Status: KO
  10. >After what seems to be a couple of hours you get up and walk where your house used to stand
  11. >"I don't think my insurance will cover this tragedy..."
  12. >Spotting a large crater that still breaths out smoke you decide to get a closer look
  13. >Upon inspecting the crater a silhouette of unknown origin is spotted
  14. >Cursing under your breath from this calamity you decide to check what it was
  15. >The closer you get the more it looks like an animal
  16. >Standing next to it you see that is looks like a milk white unicorn that has wings and a colorful mane that flows with a wind that is nonexistent
  17. Status: Possibly insane
  18. >In the case that you were going mad from the blow to the head you made a double take
  19. >Seeing that it's still there made you feel uneasy
  20. >A hoof twitches and her horn glows yellow
  21. >"oh shit", you think to yourself as you walk backwards slowly
  22. >The strange glow slowly engulfed her body and you fall back in awe
  23. >"This creature isn't from our world...is it? No, it can't be. Unless this was a weird experimentation from government!"
  24. >Talking and arguing to yourself for a moment you forget the glow is now a perfect sphere that is surrounding it
  25. >A sort of high pitched sound pierces your eardrums
  26. >You fall to the ground in pain
  27. Status: KO...again
  28. >You feel a warm sensation throughout your body
  29. >You wake up to see that the Unicorn woke up and is now...transferring her glow onto you
  30. Panic Mode: Activate
  31. >"OH WHAT THE HEL-"
  32. >It puts one of her hooves over your mouth and smiles softly
  33. "I am no enemy. There is no reason for fear. Let me help you."
  34. Panic Mode: Deactivated
  35. >Her voice gave off this tranquil tone
  36. >Turns out "it" was a "she", who knew
  37. >You sat on the dirt and rubble until she finished whatever she was doing to you
  38. "All better, now, how are you feeling?"
  39. >The pulsating pain was gone from your head and you now feel like you can take on the world with hands tied behind your back
  40. >"Great actually! I feel better than great...I feel...new"
  41. "That's good to hear. I'm sorry for the damage that I've done to you. This was not intentional, it was merely a fluke in a new spell I was creating with a student of mine. I do hope she is doing okay"
  42. >Standing up with new found strength you stop realize what you are now doing
  43. >You were talking to a creature that could talk!
  44. >The Unicorn gives you a puzzled look then sighed
  45. "Oh, I must be in a different time and or world than my own. I'm sorry, allow me to introduce myself. I'm-"
  46. Dark clouds release heavy rain showers
  47. "Oh, my."
  48. >"Well, I would say 'come into my house or something but, uh, you kinda blew it up"
  49. "My apologies, allow me to fix this small dilemma"
  50. >She asks you to step away from the premises so that she could use her magic to carefully reconstruct your home
  51. >You are standing from afar, seeing that magical horse do magics
  52. >Your legs tremble in excitement and fear
  53. >This is the unknown and the unknown scares you
  54. >You wonder to yourself if you are actually living, that, you aren't really alive, you are merely living a fantasy of some sort and this could be a trial for heaven or hell
  55. >Reality hits you again and you shrug off all philosophical ideas
  56. >"Fucking brain, why must you torment me!", yelling at yourself yet again
  57. >Seeing the house being rebuilt without the use of tools or any sorta mechanism was probably the most amusing thing that you have ever seen! It almost looks like she was pulling off some kinda Harry Potter trick on you (without the special effects that movies give off)
  58. About 2 minutes later
  59. "Come! Let us continue our tale"
  60. >The unicorn walks indoors
  61. Mind: exploded
  62. >You walk to your once destroyed home and await what baffling things she might utter
  63. >For your own sake, you hope she isn't trouble
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