My First Yuri Fic :3

	There was nothing. Well, nothing except the stage where the animatronics stood in sleep mode. Their routine was standard, entertain kids, attempt to put the purple adu-endoskeleton in a Freddy Fazbear costume. Distract the guard enough to get in, so on, so forth. The man on the phone had remarked that these animatronics were quirky. Freddy woke up first.

Freddy was the quirkiest.
"HOLY SHIT I'M A BEAR" a young boy's shout came from it.
This would happen every night. Everyone else kept their mouths shut.

	One day, the purple men stopped showing up. So did the kids. So did everyone, really. Day in and night out, nobody showed up. Nobody came to repair the leaks, the pizzeria reeked of mildew. The air itself was swampy.

"I wish I was an alligator" remarked Freddy one unimportant night, as their robotic feet had decayed from water damage.
"Freddy shut up" Bonnie and Chica said simultaneously, their annoyance seeping into their young voices.
"But I like talking! It's kinda boring here when there's nothing purple to chase..." Freddy glanced to Bonnie "Hey Bon wanna play tag?"
Bonnie simply placed their palm onto their face, resulting in a honking sound.
"Oooh! Yours does that too! AWESOME!" Freddy began vigorously honking their nose.
A honking of a different kind resounded from outside.
"Huh?" The three said, as a purple car smashed through the wall.

	The wreckage was devastating, water sprayed further out and various debris were scattered all over the destroyed stage. The three robots, having been hit by the car, were knocked backwards and were sprawled across the floor. Foxy came running to find the scene, and simply watched as the strange man in a purple uniform jumped out of the car.

"YEEEEAAAAAH! SMELL THAT AIR! COULDN'T YOU JUST DRINK IT LIKE BOOZE?" An excited yell was loosed.
It was Yuri Lowenthal.
Freddy and his friends had gotten up. It took all of five seconds before Freddy pointed at the vehicle.
"HOLY SHIT A CAR" The potty-mouthed robot declared the obvious.
"I JUST WON THE LOTTERY!" Yuri shouted.
"...What lottery?" Bonnie asked in a deadpan tone.
"THE motherfucking LOTTERY!" Yuri repeated himself "THE ONLY ONE THAT MATTERS!"
The robots all looked to each other and shrugged.
"AND NOW, I'M GONNA DISMANTLE YOU!"
A more-concerned expression was worn on every bot's face. Well, except Freddy who was rather curious.
"Why mister?" Freddy asked.
"I'M GONNA BUILD, BUILD KILLING MACHINES!"
"Well uh, we're killing machines!" Freddy answered.
"Wait, really?"
"Yep!"
"DIE MACHINES!" Yuri jumped back into the car and put the gas pedal to the metal, crashing the car into Freddy.

Foxy on the other hand, had enough of watching. They had ripped the passenger's door off and dragged the insane voice actor from the vehicle.
"Did you know that humans are the only machines programmed to feel pain?" Foxy quizzed the deranged man.
"That hurt!" Freddy remarked.

	Foxy sighed at Freddy, dragging the insane man to god knows where. The man had pulled out a revolver with no bullets and started clicking it towards his temple for some unknown reason. Foxy knew better than to ask.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT NOISE?!"
The ghost of a marionette flew into the stage room.
"DAMMIT FREDDY STOP DESTROYING THIS FUCKIN' PLACE DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT'S BEEN SINCE REPAIRMEN HAVE SHOWN UP?"
"HOLY SHIT A GHOST"
"GODDAMN RIGHT I'M A GHOST, DID YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A SKELETON INSIDE YOU?"
"No I don't, I have an endoskeleton!" Freddy replied.
"OPEN THAT SHIT UP THEN AND PROVE IT!"
"Fine I will!" Freddy removed their chestpiece, only to find a bunch of bones along with their endoskeleton. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" Freddy screamed, the sound of powering down cutting off their screeching.
"Fucking CHRIST finally it's quiet around here" The puppet's ghost, in all their bitchy glory, flew off to no-man's land for a nap.

No-man's land happened to be atop Chica's shoulders. The not-a-duck had simply rolled their eyes and resumed sleep mode.
Bonnie sighed, and began cleaning up the mess of debris. At least they had all the time in the world.
Foxy gave up trying to chase off the human when it ran into the back room, noises of pain coming from beyond the "No Bot's Land" boundary line.