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Berry Punch Makes Some Alcohol

Dec 13th, 2014
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  1. >”I’m tellin’ you, he’s real!”
  2. >”I don’ know whash yer talkin’ about! How can a monk- mon-mon, er, monkey have a green facesh!”
  3. >”He isn’t a monkey, you drunken horse! He has t-these things called fingers…”
  4. >The bar was quite busy that evening.
  5. >As usual, Lyra and Berry Punch were having some argument about some banal subject.
  6. >Nurse Redheart was nursing a small glass of wine, regretting her choice in drinking buddy.
  7. >Lyra was nice, sure. However, she was prone to making a scene in public.
  8. >Usually it involved some new obsession of Lyra’s. Typically, as it would seem, thinly veiled sexual fantasies.
  9. >BonBon did a good job keeping Lyra in check but she couldn’t come this evening, leaving the nurse to play the role of babysitter.
  10. >Redheart sighed. She finished the rest of her wine in one go and got off her seat.
  11. “I’ll be right back, Lyra. I have to go to the little mare’s room.”
  12. >”I ams telling youuuu… you are full of it! You jush are… are full of dirty monkey hands!”
  13. >”You take that back you SKANK!”
  14. >Redheart didn’t go into the mare’s room. Instead, she took a quick step outside into the cold.
  15. >The streets were mostly empty except the glow of the signs around the bar district of Ponyville.
  16. >She was happy to be away from the arguing and drunken mares.
  17. >Free for her thoughts to roam, she was starting to feel the wine she had just finished.
  18. >The cold night seemed to fade and her thoughts went to more private desires.
  19. >She knew she wouldn’t be staying at the bar much longer, but still wanted to have some fun.
  20. >She remembered her growing need to pee.
  21.  
  22. ”Ah, yes… heheh…”
  23. >The mare began to blush, probably due more to her plan for that night than the drink. She walked back int-
  24. WHAM
  25. >The door from the bar shot open, throwing Redheart on the floor. She looked over from her heap, seeing only the rump of a quickly running Lyra getting smaller.
  26. >”Bon Bon… you owe me for this.”
  27. >The now very annoyed Redheart got up, returning to her seat, hoping for some sorta explanation.
  28. >Instead, the bartender, Mac, was busy yelling up a storm.
  29. >Some poor employee was mopping up a bunch of broken glass and spilled cider.
  30. >Patrons were looking on wide eyed, a bit worried.
  31. “Damnit Lyra! You stupid horse! Hey, Mac! What happened?”
  32. >The Pegasus smacked his face with a hoof.
  33. >”I don’t know. I just saw a flash of magic and then all this glass and booze…”
  34. ”Did you see where Lyra went?”
  35. >”I think she left with that drunken Berry… Hey, make sure you tell Lyra she isn’t welcome back until she pays for this.”
  36. “She… SHE DITCHED ME FOR THAT DRUNKARD!?”
  37. >The pony cleaning up the glass stopped cleaning.
  38. >”Hey, we could play a drinking game together after my shift! Could be a lot of fun.”
  39. >The nurse and barkeep both gave him disapproving looks.
  40. >”Er, I’ll just keep cleaning.”
  41. >Redheart was ready to storm out when she noticed a bottle of wine on her seat.
  42. “Ah, looks like she at least left me a gift for my trouble…”
  43. “Maybe tonight isn’t wasted after all…”
  44. >She left the bar, feeling the pressure building up in her bladder even more.
  45.  
  46. >Minutes earlier…
  47. >”THAT’S IT! I AM DONE WITH YOU!”
  48. >A zap of magic flashed out of Lyra’s horn, blasting the unsuspecting Berry directly.
  49. >A large flash of magic lights and sparkles flooded the bar.
  50. >Then, as the surprise died down, Lyra saw her mistake.
  51. >What was supposed to be a simple spell to drench Berry in conjured wine had some unforeseen consequences.
  52. >Where a pony used to be, there was now only a bottle of alcohol.
  53. >Berry Punch: 100 Proof
  54. >Lyra panicked, turning around, and sprinted out of the bar…
  55.  
  56. >By the time Redheart made it home she was beginning to show signs of desperation.
  57. >She’d give her leg a little hop and push her thighs together.
  58. >She went straight to her bedroom, stopping only to lock her front door.
  59. >Gently tossing the bottle of wine onto her bed, she opened the closet.
  60. >She brought out a large package and a bottle of foal powder.
  61. >She ripped open the bag, pulling out a thick, white rectangle.
  62. >By now she was hopping and dancing to hold her aching bladder.
  63. >The crinkly square folded out onto her bed.
  64. >Redheart hopped back onto the diaper, taking time to quite thoroughly powder her rump.
  65. “Ah… I need to hurry…”
  66. >She quickly taped the diaper up; making sure it was extra snug in anticipation for a large wetting.
  67. >Her diaper secure, she rolled over and grabbed the bottle of Berry Punch.
  68. “Hehhe… bottoms up!”
  69. >The heavily blushing pony popped the top of the bottle, taking a hard, long drink.
  70. “AH! Oh Celestia, this is STRONG!”
  71. >A loud hissing filled the room.
  72. “Mmmmm… Ah, I guess you didn’t COMPLETELY ruin my night, Lyra.”
  73. >She took another drink, her diaper still swelling and growing warm.
  74. >She rolled up to her pillows and hugged a few tightly into her chest.
  75. “Ooh… thish is good… I am gonna have to buy some more of this.”
  76. >The nurse rolled around, happily giggling, still releasing her once engorged bladder.
  77. >Finally she was done, sighing contently; her snout buried in the warm comfort of her numerous pillows.
  78. >A grin grew on her face.
  79.  
  80. >She finished the rest of the alcohol with one final chug.
  81. “Ahhhh! Thish ish makin’ me feel really… nice ‘n warm. hehheheh”
  82. >Redheart was awash in a sea of gentle, warm buzzing, and soft, squishy crinkles.
  83. >She could almost feel the drink sloshing around her bladder and inside her stomach.
  84. >The drink was really getting to her and she wanted to have some fun.
  85. >Her rhythmic motions started slow at first.
  86. >Her hips gently rocked into the pillow she was hugging.
  87. >Soon, however, they became faster and a bit deeper.
  88. “Ah~”
  89. >Her inhibitions fully gone, she let her body use the diaper for its intended purpose.
  90. “Unngh~”
  91. >A solid mass and wet warmth spread across her backside, pulling the diaper firmly against her sensitive parts.
  92. >This made the grinding into the pillow only more pleasurable.
  93. >The thrusts became harder and faster.
  94. >She panted and moaned, biting onto the pillow and pulling her head back.
  95. >It was almost like the diaper was squishing itself into her.
  96. “Ahhh!~”
  97. >With a few final deep and erratic thrusts she was put over the edge.
  98. >She tensed up, the warm dizziness of the alcohol and the orgasm causing her to nearly lose consciousness.
  99. >Finally the intensity subsided, and Redheart fell down into her pile of warm and drool soaked pillows.
  100. >She fell into a deep and peaceful slumber, safe in knowing her diaper was protecting her from any accidents.
  101.  
  102. >You are now just a bottle of booze.
  103. >Well, at least that’s what all the ponies in town have told her.
  104. >This time, however, she really WAS a bottle of booze.
  105. >Suddenly becoming 100 proof was giving her a really good buzz. If only it wasn’t so weak she might have even been drunk.
  106. >But she would have liked that too much.
  107. >All things considered, Berry wasn’t too upset at her current situation.
  108. >She was intoxicated, didn’t have to pay for it, and in an odd way, got free booze.
  109. >The only problem was that she couldn’t move or speak, just gently slosh around the inside of the bottle.
  110. “Sheleshtia… ohoho, dis ish good…”
  111. >She would have said, given she had a mouth.
  112. >While enjoying being what she so loved, Berry finally noticed that she was now being carried away.
  113. >Lyra’s friend, the nurse, had taken her.
  114. >Well, Berry couldn’t complain. She was sure she’d be taken to Twilight’s library to get transformed back or something.
  115. >She enjoyed the dizzy sloshing.
  116. >Then, as soon as it began, it seemed to end. She was now plopped on top of a bed.
  117. “Well thish is weird…”
  118. >Her buzz was starting to fade and she could start making out where she was.
  119. >A bed room.
  120. >And… huh, is that a hoof picking her up?
  121. “OW!”
  122. >She thought, as her cork was so disrespectfully pulled out!
  123. >Then she realized what was happening.
  124. “AHH! Celestia help me! I’ll never drink again!”
  125. >But it was too late. She saw the waiting teeth of the nurse.
  126. >Zhe flowed over the tongue and down the long throat before settling in a dark, warm, and sloshy place.
  127.  
  128. >She might not have minded, but she could feel her drunkenness leave her quickly.
  129. >Clearly this pony drank her and was absorbing the booze she spent all night drinking!
  130. >A bit angry, she started doing her best to slosh around.
  131. >It didn’t do anything but she kept trying.
  132. >This was the worst possible thing. She was COMPLETELY sober.
  133. >The warm and sticky walls gurgled and gently undulated.
  134. >She lost herself in the rhythmic motions.
  135. >It felt like she was getting smaller but wider at the same time.
  136. >After a few hours, Berry felt like her place had moved.
  137. >Now she was in a much smaller place.
  138. >She began sloshing some more, trying to get a feel of it.
  139. >The walls felt tight, not soft and wavy like the last place.
  140. >But then…
  141. >She was flowing out somewhere at a high speed!
  142. >She couldn’t believe it… ponies told her she smelled like piss before, but this was ridiculous!
  143. >After the flowing feeling stopped she collected her wits.
  144. >Instead of her liquidy sorta feeling she now felt a bit thicker.
  145. >A bit squishier.
  146. >And a bit smellier.
  147. >And utterly sober.
  148. >She just hoped she hadn’t ended up in the toilet. Last time that happened she couldn’t get the smell out for a week.
  149. >Feeling heavy and exhausted, her new consciousness faded.
  150.  
  151. >It was another beautiful day in Equestria.
  152. >Celestia’s sun shined through the window, illuminating the smiling and still sleeping Redheart.
  153. >Her eyes stirred and opened. She took in the sun and started stretching a bit.
  154. >She rolled over, sighing contently.
  155. >But half way through the roll her lower body didn’t follow.
  156. >Throwing the bed sheets off of her she saw what was stopping her.
  157. >Her diaper had grown to a MASSIVE size.
  158. “W-wow… these new diapers really ARE the most absorbent!”
  159. >The nurse, in a bit of a hungover state, rolled back over into her pillows.
  160. >She became flushed.
  161. “Ah… I think I know what can help my headache.”
  162. “I guess one more time won’t be too much…”
  163. >The nurse decided for a repeat of the last night’s activities.
  164. >She shoved her face into the pillows, beginning to rhythmically grind the massive diaper into the bed.
  165.  
  166. “Oh… it’s so squishy… I… ungh~”
  167. >She bucked deeper and deeper but still could find no bottom.
  168. >Her loins felt like they were sinking into a sea of squishy pleasure.
  169. “unf~”
  170. >She reached back with her forehooves, pushing the diaper even deeper into herself.
  171. >She was thrusting harder and faster than she ever had before.
  172. >The diaper felt like it was helping her, moving at its own will.
  173. >Finally, with one last push, she bit down onto her pillow and felt her entire body turn white.
  174. >Her eyes rolled back, she moaned, and felt her juices flood the diaper, warming it back up.
  175. >Finally, after what felt like an eternity in pleasure bordering on painfully intense, she relaxed.
  176. >She collapsed back in the bed, panting and gasping.
  177. >Feeling more satisfied than she had in years, she finally rolled over, forcing the diaper to follow along.
  178. >However, at the end of the roll, the tapes popped, causing the diaper to plop back.
  179. >The nurse panicked, and threw off her sheets to make sure that she wouldn’t dirty the fabric.
  180. >What she saw under the sheets made her freeze up.
  181. >A sticky, warm mass of wine-colored goo lay in her diaper, engulfing her nethers
  182. >Redheart watched in worried curiosity as the goo began to move, twisting itself into a new shape
  183. >A pony's head emerged from the blob, complete with a gooey mane, sculpted into a familiar style
  184. >”Ungh… hey, that tasted awful. Can I get some vodka instead?”
  185. >The nurse screamed.
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