Prelude, Part 3

<DM>	*Recap, last time Lightwall, on the your quest to find out why Goswin wanted Baneroot when he knows it to be illegal, he told you that only one other person knew he acquired Baneroot.*
<DM>	*You went to investigate this person. His name was............... oh crap
<DM>	..... gimme a moment, I never recorded his name in my quest thread
<DM>	*His name was Lordan, one of the remaining survivors of the Royal Family. He's a priest that runs a local church just off of Hyrule Village's Western Road.*
<Garrett>	"Onward then my stalwart friends!  We shall talk to this lordan!"
<Lightwall>	Yeah, we already did.
<Lightwall>	We got attacked by some guy with a staff, or something, ...
<DM>	*You went in, he was preaching... so you talked to him, attempted to find out more about him without hinting about Goswin... and when you did, he brought in some goonies to rat you out. You managed to lock him in his own backroom, as his senile self has no awareness for dropping his keys. You tried to escape out the church, which ended up being empty.*
<DM>	*Kappa escaped the church with his L33T Sheikah skills, but you did not Lightwall. Two Armored Thugs trapped you in, and they closed the entrance. It's unknown where Lightwall is now.*
<DM>	-=QUEST RESUME=-
<Lightwall>	Oh, just great.
*	Lightwall looks around.
<DM>	(fyi, I'mma run NPCs like this...
<DM>	[NPC]: I am a stegosaurus!
<DM>	[Nappa]: I'm just here for the booze.
<DM>	(etc.
<Lightwall>	(lol  Cool.)
<DM>	*The two Armored Thugs approach you. Both of them are equipped with Leather Armor and a Steel Sword each.*
<Lightwall>	What do you want with me?
*	Lightwall raises his shield.
<DM>	[Thug1]: Weeeells weeellls... look wot we's gots here.
<DM>	(I love how Thugs and Bandits sound the same)
<Lightwall>	(lol)
<DM>	[Thug2]: Looks loik we's gots a fleshy meaty thingy! It's a....
<DM>	(what's your race again?)
<Lightwall>	(half Hylian, half-Zora, but looks entirely Hylian)
<DM>	[Thug2]: ... yous looks like a meaty... fleshy...
<DM>	[Thug1]: Dat's wot ya said before, ya idget!
*	Lightwall thinks, "Man, this is a bad time for Kappa to disappear."
<Lightwall>	Ooookay, if you don't mind, I'll be going now.
<DM>	[Thug1]: Hah! We's be a blockin' da only way out! You's not goin' anywheres, liddle birdy!
<DM>	*The second thug turns to the first one.*
<DM>	[Thug2]: You's da stupid one! It's a fleshy meaty thingy, not a liddle birdy!
<DM>	[Thug1]: Well he's gonna be a liddle birdy... with no wingsies!
<DM>	(wut)
<DM>	(........ thugs these days)
<Lightwall>	Okay, if I'm a "liddle birdy," I think I'll just fly out of here now...
<DM>	(Lightwall and Garrett, both of you roll Wisdom)
<Lightwall>	$5d10
<Tatl>	Lightwall: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 7, 1, 10 and 5. Total: 30. Successes: 5.
<Garrett>	With gusto!
<Garrett>	$2d10
<Tatl>	Garrett: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4 and 8. Total: 12. Successes: 1.
<Lightwall>	(Is Garrett in the room yet? or is that coming up?)
<DM>	*Lightwall, you notice a tall, bearded man attempting to stay hidden under one of the chairs.*
<DM>	*6" 8'. That's how tall we're talkin'. He tries to hide under it, but he's too big, so the chair is actually resting on his back, with the legs hovering just above the ground.*
<DM>	rollin' Thugs wisdom stats...
<DM>	$2d10
<DM>	$2d10
<Tatl>	DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8 and 8. Total: 16. Successes: 2.
<Tatl>	DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8 and 10. Total: 18. Successes: 3.
<DM>	*HOLY CRAP THESE THUGS CAN SEE*
<DM>	*The Thugs also see the big, burly bearded man.*
<DM>	[Thug1]: Hey! Yous birdy guy! Who's dat hidin' under... da.... chair?
<DM>	[Thug2]: Is dat even hoidin'?
<Lightwall>	Um, I don't know.
<Lightwall>	(Is it Garrett?)
<DM>	*This is how science works apparently. Chairs hiding over people.*
*	Lightwall looks for a chance to sneak away while the Thugs look at the bearded man.
<Garrett>	"Blast!  Seems my attempt at a dramatic entrance was foiled!  No matter."  Stands up throwing the chair back.  "Ah ha!!"
<DM>	*The two thugs are literally blocking the only exit out of the church.*
<DM>	(roll Power, Garrett
<Garrett>	$7d10
<Tatl>	Garrett: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 1, 6, 4, 1, 4 and 4. Total: 25. Successes: 2.
<DM>	ehh, go ahead and reroll that
<DM>	for the lulz
<Garrett>	$2d10
<Tatl>	Garrett: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8 and 3. Total: 11. Successes: 1.
<DM>	(first quest = I'm a nice guy)
<Garrett>	$7d10
<Tatl>	Garrett: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 10, 4, 8, 1, 7 and 4. Total: 37. Successes: 4.
<DM>	*Right as the locked door in the back is broken open, the man with the staff is about to walk into the open when a chair is suddenly thrown at the door, slamming it in his face and locking the door.*
<DM>	*You hear cursing from the backroom.*
<DM>	[Thug1]: Hey! Dat's our bossy you's guys just hit! You's gonna pay for dat!
*	Lightwall pulls out his steel sword.
<DM>	*The thugs both continue to stand at the exit as they prepare for battle.*
<Garrett>	"Villianous rogues!  I shan't allow you to team up so unfairly on one of such inferior body structure!"
<DM>	[Thug2]: .......... wot
<DM>	[Thug1]: Me thinks he means da birdy.
*	Lightwall thinks "inferior body structure? Me?"
*	Lightwall thinks " whatever, as long as he helps me, I'm fine with that."
<DM>	[Thug2]: Oh. Oi thought he meant dat liddle brain oi had.
<DM>	[Thug2]: ................. wait.
<DM>	[Thug2]: *draws his sword* IT'S FOIGHTIN' TIME!
*	Garrett reaches up and pulls a hunk of wood off the wall for a club.  "Have at you!"
<DM>	(Whelp, tis a battle)
<DM>	*Roll initiatives!*
*	X_X is now known as Thug1
<Thug1>	$init 1d10
<Tatl>	Thug1: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
<Garrett>	$1d10
*	Thug1 is now known as Thug2
<Tatl>	Garrett: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4. Successes: 0.
<Lightwall>	You're the ones who're gonna' pay for not letting us go!
<Thug2>	$init 1d10
<Tatl>	Thug2: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
*	Thug2 is now known as Thug1
<Lightwall>	$init 1d10
<Tatl>	Lightwall: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
<Garrett>	$init 1d10
<Tatl>	Garrett: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
<DM>	$init s
<Tatl>	The battle has begun!
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Thug1 (10), Garrett (8), Thug2 (6) and Lightwall (5).
<Tatl>	Bonus Turns: Thug1 (10).
<DM>	http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-357-post-782.html#pid782 - enemy profiles
<Thug1>	Hah! You's thinks yous guys so strong!
<Thug1>	Well den, me's gonna have a feeds day wit ya!
*	Thug1 goes to attack Garrett... but trips on a rock placed by a man with a mustache. It must have been a senile old man, trying to leave the church, away from the words of another senile old man.
*	Thug1 takes 1 damage and loses his bonus turn.
<Garrett>	"I shan't be defeated by one who smells of a cow pen!"
<Thug1>	5h
<Thug1>	Ack! Dat was dirty!
<DM>	*Actually Thug1, you dirtied the floor more than it dirtied you.*
<Thug1>	DAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<Thug1>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Thug1 has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Thug1 (10), Garrett (8), Thug2 (6) and Lightwall (5).
<Tatl>	Bonus Turns Over! Round 1 Begins Now!
*	Thug1 changes targets and goes to attack the nearest target - Lightwall.
*	Thug1 rushes forwards and attacks Lightwall with a slice from his Steel Sword! (Roll Courage)
*	Lightwall braces for impact, Hylian Shield at the ready.
<Thug1>	$8d10
<Tatl>	Thug1: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 5, 5, 6, 2, 8, 5 and 9. Total: 45. Successes: 7.
<Lightwall>	$6d10
<Tatl>	Lightwall: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 6, 8, 5, 9 and 4. Total: 36. Successes: 4.
<Lightwall>	(ouch)
*	Thug1 gets a good slash across Lightwall's side, dealing 7 - 4 = 3 damage - defense
<DM>	(if you have any damage reduction, it's calculated on your end)
<Thug1>	Hah! Suck it, Tre- wait, wot? Who was oi talkin' 'bout?
<Thug1>	5h
<Thug1>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Thug1 has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Thug1 (10), Garrett (8), Thug2 (6) and Lightwall (5).
<Lightwall>	(3-1=2  5h-2=3h)
<DM>	*Garrett, your club that you pulled off the wall is a vicious plank of wood. It rolls Power vs. Power, and has damage increased by 1.*
*	Garrett swings his hunk of wood at the head of the thug attacking Lightwall.  (Roll power)
<Garrett>	$7d10
*	DM totally misread that.
<Tatl>	Garrett: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 4, 9, 1, 5, 8 and 8. Total: 37. Successes: 4.
<Lightwall>	(Um, you mean Thug1.)
<Thug1>	$7d10
<Tatl>	Thug1: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 6, 7, 7, 8, 4 and 4. Total: 39. Successes: 4.
<DM>	ROLLOFF
<Garrett>	$7d10
<Tatl>	Garrett: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 9, 5, 5, 8 and 1. Total: 38. Successes: 5.
<Thug1>	$7d10
<Tatl>	Thug1: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 1, 5, 9, 7, 1 and 2. Total: 34. Successes: 4.
<DM>	*Your swing brushes by Lightwall, landing a nice, hearty thump to Thug1's chest.*
<Lightwall>	(Man, this is gonna' be tough...)
<Garrett>	5 - 4 = 1 + 1 = 2
*	Thug1 is partially protected by his armor, but it still hurts a bit.
<Thug1>	2 - 1 = 1 damage
<Thug1>	Daaaugh! Ya stupid gitz! You's gonna be fed to da waaaaaaahale!
<Thug1>	wot
<DM>	*No wagh for you.*
*	Garrett stands next to Lightwall.  "We shall defeat them together!"
<Garrett>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Garrett has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Thug1 (10), Garrett (8), Thug2 (6) and Lightwall (5).
<Lightwall>	(To Garrett:) Thanks!
*	Thug1 is now known as Thug2
<Thug2>	Heehee, et's moi turn!
<Lightwall>	(okay, no smily intended there)
<DM>	(no homo?)
<DM>	(no homo)
<DM>	(fyi, you see the Basic Skills?)
<DM>	(everyone has those, whether they're listed or not)
<DM>	(including all enemies)
<DM>	(Basic Skills under your character's skills)
<Thug2>	Me's gonna punch ya in da gut, ya 'eres?!
<Lightwall>	(Thanks for the reminder.)
*	Thug2 tries to Punch Garrett... in da gut! (Roll Courage)
<Thug2>	$5d10
<Tatl>	Thug2: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 6, 8, 7 and 1. Total: 27. Successes: 4.
<Garrett>	$8d10
<Tatl>	Garrett: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 5, 3, 2, 2, 3 and 2. Total: 25. Successes: 2.
*	Thug2 manages to punch Garrett... IN DAT GUT!
<Thug2>	4 - 2 = 2/2 = 1 damage - defense
<Thug2>	Hah! Take DAT ya big GUT!
<DM>	*Garrett's gut is actually quite small compared to yours, Thug2.*
<Thug2>	wot
<Thug2>	6h
<Thug2>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Thug2 has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 1: Thug1 (10), Garrett (8), Thug2 (6) and Lightwall (5).
<Garrett>	8h 2m
<Thug2>	Hee hee heee.. whatcha gonna dos now, liddle birdy dingy?
*	Lightwall attacks Thug1 with his Steel Sword. (roll Courage)
*	Thug2 is now known as Thug1
<Thug1>	Hey, birdy is MY name fer- WOT
<Lightwall>	$7d10
<Tatl>	Lightwall: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 7, 5, 8, 4, 6 and 5. Total: 40. Successes: 6.
*	Thug1 loses 2 dice when defending on this due to being distracted by his ally. Nice teamwork bro.
<Thug1>	$3d10
<Tatl>	Thug1: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 9 and 9. Total: 23. Successes: 3.
<DM>	(was that a slice or a stab?)
<Lightwall>	(slice)
<DM>	*Your sword slashes across Thug1's chest, tearing through his leather armor.*
<DM>	(get used to doing attacker damage calculation, so waitin' on that)
<Lightwall>	(oh, sorry)
<DM>	(aka, your successes - target's successes + any damage bonuses you got)
<Lightwall>	6-3=3-defense
<Thug1>	3 - 1 = 2 damage
*	Thug1 takes 2 more damage as his heart beats faster.
<Thug1>	Augh!
<Thug1>	3h
<Thug1>	Erk!
<DM>	*HURK!*
*	DM dies.
<DM>	($endturn?)
<Lightwall>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Lightwall has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Thug1 (10), Garrett (8), Thug2 (6) and Lightwall (5).
<Lightwall>	(sorry)
<Garrett>	"Fine strike my little friend!"
<Lightwall>	Thank you!
<Thug1>	Time fer a liddle payback!
*	Thug1 goes to try and... oh right, Punch = Power stat, not Courage.
*	Thug1 suddenly takes 1 damage for no reason at all.
<Thug1>	2h
<DM>	(It's cause I died)
*	Thug1 hears something from the 4th wall and uses his sword for this attack.
<DM>	(THANKS GARRETT)
<DM>	(this is what happens when I can hear the thoughts of one of the players audibly from the other room)
<Lightwall>	(lol)
*	Thug1 slashes at Garrett with his sword! (Roll Courage)
<Thug1>	$8d10
<Tatl>	Thug1: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 1, 6, 3, 9, 2 and 1. Total: 31. Successes: 3.
<Garrett>	$3d10
<Tatl>	Garrett: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5 and 8. Total: 15. Successes: 2.
<DM>	*Garrett, big man you are. Indian legs, you have not. Clearly, you were an adventurer once, and your knees were disabled in a freak accident involving trolls that could send people to the sun. You lived miraculously from that incident, but never more will you be able to run.*
<DM>	*Man, and I don't even play Skyrim!*
*	Thug1 slashes Garrett, dealing 3 - 2 = 1 damage.
<DM>	(which is probably why that story is horribly inaccurate. I blame Obesity Steve.)
<Thug1>	2h
<Garrett>	7h 2m
<Thug1>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Thug1 has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Thug1 (10), Garrett (8), Thug2 (6) and Lightwall (5).
<Thug1>	Heehee!
<Thug1>	wait, whys does you not seems to be gettin' hurts
<DM>	*Because Garrett is a durable douche. And I dedouche you will die soon.*
*	Garrett laughs and beats his chest.  "Because I drank my milk every day as a child!"
*	Lightwall thinks to himself, "Because I don't let it show, you freak!"
<DM>	*........... that too.*
*	Lightwall just responds by glaring at Thug1.
*	Garrett swings the hunk of wood at the head of Thug1 again.  (Roll Power)
<Garrett>	$7d10
<Tatl>	Garrett: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 10, 8, 8, 7, 10 and 3. Total: 48. Successes: 7.
<Thug1>	WOT
<Thug1>	$7d10
<Tatl>	Thug1: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 3, 6, 7, 4, 10 and 7. Total: 39. Successes: 5.
<Garrett>	7 - 5 = 2 + 1 = 3
<Lightwall>	(nice roll, Garrett!)
<Thug1>	3 - 1 = 2 damage
<Garrett>	7h 2m
<Garrett>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Garrett has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Thug1 (10), Garrett (8), Thug2 (6) and Lightwall (5).
*	DM thwacked across the head! His neck causes an audible snapping noise as he thunks to the ground before the holy might of Milk-drinking Garrett from a town where they got milk from the moon! At least I hope not. That'd be weird.
<DM>	wait
<DM>	WAIT
<DM>	WAAAAAAAAAAAIT
*	Thug1 is thwacked across the head! His neck causes an audible snapping noise as he thunks to the ground before the holy might of Milk-drinking Garrett from a town where they got milk from the moon! At least I hope not. That'd be weird.
<DM>	I HOPE I DIDN'T JUST DIE
<DM>	PEOPLE DIE IF THEY ARE KILLED
<Thug1>	$removeme
<Tatl>	Thug1 has removed theirself from battle.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Garrett (8), Thug2 (6) and Lightwall (5).
*	Thug1 is now known as Thug2
<Garrett>	"Ah ha!  You find yourself alone smelly knave!"
<DM>	(Garrett, just because you can kill me in real life doesn't mean you need to when rolls are unfavorable.)
<Lightwall>	(lol)
<Thug2>	Grr... why yous....
<Thug2>	Me's gonna THROW YE!
*	Thug2 tries to pick up Lightwall! (Roll Power)
<Thug2>	$7d10
<Tatl>	Thug2: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 2, 4, 5, 4, 9 and 8. Total: 35. Successes: 3.
<Lightwall>	$4d10
<Tatl>	Lightwall: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 5, 10 and 4. Total: 28. Successes: 4.
*	Thug2 fails to pick up the tiny Lightwall before him as early arthritis kicks in.
<Lightwall>	(Ooh! Maybe I is too heavy for yous!)
<DM>	(That would imply you're fat)
<Thug2>	Ergh!
<Thug2>	6h
<Lightwall>	(oop)
<Thug2>	6h | Early Arthritis. Thug2 has -1 dice on all rolls.
<Thug2>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Thug2 has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 2: Garrett (8), Thug2 (6) and Lightwall (5).
*	Lightwall throws his boomerang at Thug2. (Roll Power)
<Lightwall>	$3d10
<Tatl>	Lightwall: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 2 and 4. Total: 13. Successes: 1.
<DM>	(You're throwing against its high stat?)
<Thug2>	Wot
<Thug2>	$7d10
<Tatl>	Thug2: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 1, 2, 5, 2, 5 and 7. Total: 31. Successes: 4.
<Lightwall>	(oops, dangit!)
<Lightwall>	1-4=-3 unsuccessful
*	Garrett pats Lightwall on the head.  "We all make mistakes, little friend."
*	Thug2 sidesteps the boomerang as it hits an ornament above the doorway before returning to Lightwall. The ornament itself, though, falls on Thug2's head, dealing 1 damage.
<Thug2>	ACK!
<Thug2>	5h
<Thug2>	5h | Early Arthritis
<Lightwall>	(It's all about what you're aiming at!)
<Lightwall>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Lightwall has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: Garrett (8), Thug2 (6) and Lightwall (5).
*	Garrett swings the club at the last thug.  (Roll Power)
<Garrett>	$7d10
<Tatl>	Garrett: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 2, 1, 2, 8, 1 and 5. Total: 21. Successes: 2.
<Thug2>	$6d10
<Tatl>	Thug2: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 6, 3, 5, 9 and 10. Total: 43. Successes: 7.
<DM>	*Your broken-off club slams against Thug2's hardened resolve... and breaks.*
<DM>	*Your broken club now has a new effect!
<DM>	*Power +2 vs. Power / Damage is halved. Causes bleeding on hit*
<Thug2>	WHY DOES GOD HATES ME SO?!
<DM>	*I love how you're asking that in a church run by a senile old man who got himself locked in his own backroom.*
*	Garrett looks at the broken club.  "No matter!  I shall defeat you even I must resort to my nails and teeth!"
<Garrett>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Garrett has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: Garrett (8), Thug2 (6) and Lightwall (5).
<Thug2>	Grr.... GRRR
*	Thug2 can no longer distinguish his targets due to adrenaline rush.
<Thug2>	$1d2
<Tatl>	Thug2: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Heads (1). Results: 1 Head (1) - 0 Tails (2).
*	Thug2 goes to slice Garrett open with his sword! (Roll Courage)
<Thug2>	$8d10
<Tatl>	Thug2: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 10, 9, 5, 3, 5, 4 and 5. Total: 48. Successes: 7.
<Thug2>	wait
<Thug2>	$1d10
<Tatl>	Thug2: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4. Successes: 0.
<Thug2>	still 7 successes
<Garrett>	$3d10
<Tatl>	Garrett: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 3 and 1. Total: 14. Successes: 2.
*	Thug2 slices Garrett across the chest..... HE'S STILL NOT DEAD
<Lightwall>	( O_o )
<Thug2>	7 - 2 = 5 damage - defense
<DM>	(NICE HEARTS BRO)
<Thug2>	WOOOOOOTTTTTTT
*	Garrett is still standing.  "A mere flesh wound!"
*	Thug2 gets an aneurysm from Garrett not dying and takes 1 damage and gets a stack of internal bleeding.
<Garrett>	2h 2m
<Thug2>	WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
<Thug2>	<Thug2> 4h | Early Arthritis | Internal Bleeding
<Thug2>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Thug2 has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: Garrett (8), Thug2 (6) and Lightwall (5).
*	Lightwall attempts to stab Thug2 with his Steel Sword. (roll Courage)
<Lightwall>	$4d10
<Tatl>	Lightwall: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 4, 9 and 2. Total: 21. Successes: 2.
<Thug2>	$4d10
<Tatl>	Thug2: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 7 and 2. Total: 25. Successes: 3.
<Lightwall>	2-3=-1 (?)
<DM>	*Your stab is unsuccessful, granting Thug2 a COUNTERATTACK!*
<DM>	(with what little life he has left)
<Lightwall>	(ut-ohs)
*	Thug2 attempts to hulk strength you again! (Roll Power)
<Thug2>	$6d10
<Tatl>	Thug2: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 10, 2, 5, 2 and 7. Total: 32. Successes: 5.
<Lightwall>	$6d10
<Tatl>	Lightwall: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 5, 1, 1, 10 and 7. Total: 30. Successes: 5.
<DM>	ROLLOFF
<Thug2>	$6d10
<Tatl>	Thug2: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 10, 5, 10 and 2. Total: 33. Successes: 5.
<Lightwall>	$6d10
<Tatl>	Lightwall: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 6, 5, 5, 6 and 2. Total: 29. Successes: 5.
<DM>	ROLLOFF 2
<Thug2>	$6d10
<Tatl>	Thug2: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 2, 8, 4 and 9. Total: 39. Successes: 4.
<Lightwall>	(???)
<DM>	(yep, that happens)
<Lightwall>	$6d10
<Tatl>	Lightwall: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 2, 2, 8 and 3. Total: 27. Successes: 3.
*	Thug2 manages to pick you up!
*	Thug2 then proceeds to chuck Lightwall at Garrett! (Roll Courage!)
<Lightwall>	Hey! Put me do- whooooah!
<Thug2>	$6d10
<Tatl>	Thug2: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 7, 3, 6, 4 and 1. Total: 25. Successes: 2.
<Garrett>	$3d10
<Tatl>	Garrett: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8 and 7. Total: 24. Successes: 3.
<Lightwall>	(I roll too?)
<DM>	(nope)
<DM>	(see Throw, it's in your Basic Skills)
<Lightwall>	(I know, I saw it. Just making sure.)
<DM>	*Lightwall is thrown at Garrett, who lightly bounces you off his shield. Lightwall, you take 2/2 = 1 damage - defense
<Thug2>	Hah, take DAT!
<DM>	$turns
<Tatl>	ROUND 3: Garrett (8), Thug2 (6) and Lightwall (5).
<Lightwall>	1-1=0
<Thug2>	Wait, that did nothin'?
<Thug2>	WOT?
<Thug2>	WOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTT
*	Thug2 gets another stack of internal bleeding.
<Thug2>	4h | Early Arthritis | Internal Bleeding x2
<DM>	(fyi Lightwall, it's actually your turn still)
<DM>	(so hit the $endturn already, lol)
*	Lightwall attempts to slice at Thug2. (Roll Courage)
<Lightwall>	$7d10
<Tatl>	Lightwall: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 5, 3, 1, 9, 3 and 6. Total: 32. Successes: 4.
<DM>	(technically, you can't do that, that's considered a second action in your turn)
<DM>	(BUUUUUUUUT I'm being nice)
<Thug2>	WOT
<Thug2>	$4d10
<Tatl>	Thug2: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 10 and 1. Total: 28. Successes: 5.
*	Thug2 dodges the slice!
<DM>	*Nope.avi
<Lightwall>	(oops, did I not endturn?)
<DM>	(yeah, you didn't)
<Lightwall>	$endturn
<Tatl>	Lightwall has ended their turn.
<Tatl>	ROUND 4: Garrett (8), Thug2 (6) and Lightwall (5).
<Garrett>	"Nobody hurls my friends like projectiles!"  Garrett swings upward with the broken club, aiming for the thug's family jewels!  (Roll Power)
<Garrett>	$7d10
<Tatl>	Garrett: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 5, 8, 3, 4, 4 and 5. Total: 34. Successes: 4.
*	Thug2 takes 2 bleed damage from double internal bleeding.
<Thug2>	2h | Early Arthritis | Internal Bleeding x2
<Thug2>	$6d10
<Tatl>	Thug2: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 1, 6, 10, 7 and 6. Total: 34. Successes: 5.
<DM>	+2 dice, Garrett
<Garrett>	$2d10
<Tatl>	Garrett: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10 and 6. Total: 16. Successes: 3.
<DM>	7 vs. 5
<Garrett>	7 - 5 = 2/1 = 1
*	DM proceeds to die.
<Garrett>	"I never said math was my strong suit."
*	DM just.... collapses under the strain of reconstitution from his brain imploding on itself.
<Thug2>	Wait, wait wait...
<Thug2>	so dat did...
<Garrett>	7 - 5 = 2/2 = 1
*	Fireblast124 eats the DM's brain
<DM>	*Garrett and Thug2, roll Wisdom*
<Garrett>	$2d10
<Tatl>	Garrett: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10 and 10. Total: 20. Successes: 4.
<Thug2>	$1d10
<Tatl>	Thug2: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 10. Total: 10. Successes: 2.
<DM>	(WHAT)
<DM>	(WHAT)
<DM>	(WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT)
<DM>	(HOW)
<DM>	(HOOOOOOOOWWWWWW)
*	Thug2 fails to understand Garrett's math... and attempts to do the math himself.
*	Lightwall casts a spell through the fourth wall and heals DM completely.
*	DM is undead. He dies. Again.
<Thug2>	So dat 7 gots a nasty pointy sharp point, so its just gonna me 5sies through the 'ead, and dat's why 2 is divisible by 1 and makes me take.... 2 damage! Yaysies!
<Thug2>	........ wait
*	Thug2 bleeds out after getting bashed by a parade of 10s. Cause. What.
*	DM forces Thug2 to explode after he himself explodes from that.
*	Fireblast124 eats the dead DM, sounds like you need a fairy to help with that
*	Thug2 just explodes.
<Thug2>	$removeme
<Tatl>	Thug2 has removed theirself from battle.
<Tatl>	ROUND 4: Garrett (8) and Lightwall (5).
*	Thug2 is now known as X_x
<DM>	I can't even do X_X right. It's a frigin' X_x.
<DM>	its corpse is lopsided
<DM>	what
<DM>	you know what
<DM>	for that
<DM>	for somehow managing to kill the DM
<DM>	+10 EXP
<DM>	+50 Rupees for each of you
<DM>	annnnd their items drop for you to take
<DM>	-=SESSION PAUSE=-