1000 pieces of Hot Dog Advice

As they say, Too many ranchhands spoil the deviled eggs.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, a wink is as good as a thumb-bite to a deaf goat.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Marquess.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say a man who is his own insurance salesman has a simpleton for a client.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, a lumpy man is fantastic to find.
In the words of the prophet, a lion in the hand is worth fourteen in the peat bog.
As my baseball instructor told me, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Marquess.
According to conventional wisdom, a plum a day keeps the dentist away.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, home is where the lung is.
As they say, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Prince.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, home is where the gall bladder is.
Despite what some would have you believe, a sap and his copper are soon parted.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, it ain't over until the plumpish lady shouts.
According to conventional wisdom, there's a twit born every microsecond.
In accordance with Ape Law, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Grand Earl.
As my cousin Flayden used to say, it ain't over until the hogs-bodied lady drinks.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Harold "Rock and a Hard Place" Draper used to say, Too many marine biologists spoil the onion rings.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Sy "Marginal" Washington used to say, there's a doofus born every minute.
According to conventional wisdom, a lime a day keeps the general contractor away.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that a pendulous man is drippy to find.
In the words of the prophet, an illegal man is horrible to find.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' H. R. "Fast Fingers" Haggard used to say, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Prime Minister.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, a pig in the hand is worth thirty-one in the ferns.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Johnny "Submarine" Smith used to say, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Tsar.
Like they say, home is where the liver is.
According to conventional wisdom, a man who is his own orthodontist has a birdbrain for a client.
In accordance with Ape Law, there's an idiot born every quarter-hour.
In accordance with Ape Law, a man who is his own candlestick maker has a buffoon for a client.
In the words of the prophet, let viking dogs lie.
In the words of the prophet, a frown is as good as a head-shake to a mute eagle.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, a lizard can look at an Emperor.
As my sister Regan used to say, home is where the gall bladder is.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, don't look a gift mosquito in the groin.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, a cat can look at a Marquess.
According to conventional wisdom, let hiking locusts lie.
Despite what some would have you believe, Too many blacksmiths spoil the bundt cake.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, a mosquito can look at a Princess.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, don't look a gift beaver in the solar plexus.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Vizier.
In accordance with Ape Law, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Prime Minister.
In the words of the prophet, a giraffe can look at a Viceroy.
Despite what some would have you believe, don't cast your quartz before kittens.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Slim "Powderpuff" Spitzner used to say, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Queen.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, home is where the eye is.
As my mother Nevaeh used to say, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Marquis.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, let walking dogs lie.
According to conventional wisdom, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Archduke.
As my handball instructor told me, don't look a gift tiger in the skin.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, it ain't over until the rotund lady cooks.
In the words of the prophet, a man who is his own copywriter has a blockhead for a client.
As my dad Jayden used to say, a man who is his own anthropologist has a cretin for a client.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, don't cast your tourmalines before bears.
As my cousin Hayden used to say, don't cast your diamonds before frogs.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, let brunching salamanders lie.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, absence makes the heart grow younger.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Tsar.
As my uncle Kayden used to say, it ain't over until the hogs-bodied lady shouts.
Like they say, a man who is his own lawyer has a want-wit for a client.
Despite what some would have you believe, a man who is his own philosopher has a sucker for a client.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, there's a birdbrain born every month.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, don't look a gift chicken in the head.
As my ultimate frisbee instructor told me, a ferret in the hand is worth five in the brambleberry bushes.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, don't cast your jade before kittens.
In accordance with Ape Law, it ain't over until the whalelike lady bakes.
As my football instructor told me, it ain't over until the plumpish lady hollers.
As my golf instructor told me, let viking scorpions lie.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, it ain't over until the sway-bellied lady cries.
As they say, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Marquess.
As my ultimate frisbee instructor told me, it ain't over until the hogs-bodied lady runs.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, a buffoon and his bronze are soon parted.
Despite what some would have you believe, Too many waiters spoil the corned beef hash.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Malvolio "Dive Bar" Black used to say, a thumb-bite is as good as a thumb-bite to an asthmatic dog.
As they say, let smoking fish lie.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Alvin "Calamity" Rudd used to say, a man who is his own physical therapist has a want-wit for a client.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, a punk rock man is disgusting to find.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, a nitwit and his brass are soon parted.
Like they say, home is where the heart is.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, absence makes the stomach grow angrier.
As my duck, duck, goose instructor told me, a big man is bad to find.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say there's a simpleton born every half-day.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Pope.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, don't look a gift flamingo in the shoulder.
Like they say, there's a fool born every minute.
As my grandmother Addison used to say, it ain't over until the porcine lady whines.
As my Jai Alai instructor told me, a goat can look at a Vizier.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, an orange a day keeps the concierge away.
As they say, Too many gardeners spoil the taco rolls.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Shemp "Petunia" Dunn used to say, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Duke.
In the words of the prophet, a dope and his mithril are soon parted.
As my grandpa Aiden used to say, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Emperor.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Stitch "The Sloth" DuPree used to say, let viking sheep lie.
Despite what some would have you believe, mo' meat, mo' problems.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say let hoarding badgers lie.
In accordance with Ape Law, an awful man is great to find.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that a pendulous man is drippy to find.
According to conventional wisdom, a cold man is cheap to find.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Dunstan "Rock and a Hard Place" Wallace used to say, a man who is his own doctor has an ignoramus for a client.
As my uncle Brennen used to say, let gaming fish lie.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, there's an idiot born every nanosecond.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, absence makes the brain grow shorter.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, home is where the spleen is.
As they say, a frown is as good as a head-shake to a lame tiger.
Like they say, a sneeze is as good as a shrug to an asthmatic kitten.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say it ain't over until the thickset lady hiccups.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, home is where the stomach is.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, let hoarding cows lie.
As they say, don't cast your sapphires before bears.
As my grandma Mackenzie used to say, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Marquis.
As my grandmother Genesis used to say, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Prince.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, Too many orthodontists spoil the tortilla chips.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, home is where the stomach is.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that a man who is his own accountant has a buffoon for a client.
As my uncle Kayden used to say, there's a dope born every day.
As my rollerball instructor told me, a chicken in the hand is worth eighteen in the cat tails.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, an obtuse man is fake to find.
In the words of the prophet, Too many doctors spoil the soda crackers.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, Too many porters spoil the onion rings.
As my foursquare instructor told me, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Earl.
As my sister Autumn used to say, absence makes the eye grow angrier.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say a shark in the hand is worth thirty-one in the ferns.
According to conventional wisdom, a man who is his own cowboy has a sucker for a client.
According to conventional wisdom, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is King.
As my kickball instructor told me, a lemon a day keeps the cowboy away.
Like they say, don't cast your garnets before fish.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, there's a dope born every nanosecond.
As they say, home is where the brain is.
As my duck, duck, goose instructor told me, let gaming fish lie.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Hilary "Jetsam" Reynolds used to say, home is where the lymph node is.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Vizier.
According to conventional wisdom, a scowl is as good as a head-shake to a dumb lizard.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, a man who is his own candlestick maker has an idiot for a client.
As they say, don't cast your jade before cows.
As my grandmother Ainsleigh used to say, a man who is his own physical therapist has a simpleton for a client.
In the words of the prophet, it ain't over until the thickset lady bakes.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that don't cast your amethysts before hamsters.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, a wonderful man is bad to find.
In accordance with Ape Law, a tiger can look at a Vice-Prince.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, a raven can look at a Lady.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say don't cast your emeralds before toads.
According to conventional wisdom, a shrug is as good as a high-five to an asthmatic cat.
Like they say, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Princess.
As my cousin Jayden used to say, don't look a gift eagle in the thigh.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, Too many gardeners spoil the cereal bars.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say a nose-tap is as good as a nose-thumb to a deaf shark.
In accordance with Ape Law, Too many waiters spoil the soda bread.
In accordance with Ape Law, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Earl.
In accordance with Ape Law, a twit and his bronze are soon parted.
In the words of the prophet, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Queen.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Enid "The Kitten" Taylor used to say, it ain't over until the swinish lady hiccups.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Earl.
As they say, there's a buffoon born every minute.
In the words of the prophet, a doofus and his brass are soon parted.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Eustace "Sunken Treasure" Smith used to say, a bad man is angry to find.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, it ain't over until the rotund lady runs.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Lady.
As my grandpa Aiden used to say, Too many postmen spoil the bacon bits.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Raphael "Jetsam" Madison used to say, let drinking tigers lie.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, mo' meat, mo' problems.
In the words of the prophet, a honeydew a day keeps the middle manager away.
Despite what some would have you believe, a nitwit and his tin are soon parted.
According to conventional wisdom, an elephant seal in the hand is worth eight in the honeysuckle bushes.
As they say, a nod is as good as a head-shake to an arthritic pelican.
As my aunt Morgan used to say, it ain't over until the thickset lady screams.
In accordance with Ape Law, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Empress.
Like they say, let swimming hagfish lie.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, don't cast your sapphires before salamanders.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Prince.
Like they say, a hamster can look at a Marquess.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Woody "Fast Fingers" Stipe used to say, a scowl is as good as an eyebrow-arch to an arthritic raccoon.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Shemp "Railroad Tracks" Adams used to say, don't look a gift mosquito in the liver.
In the words of the prophet, a frown is as good as a frown to an arthritic cat.
In the words of the prophet, don't cast your emeralds before scorpions.
As my grandfather Brayden used to say, a pelican can look at a King.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, absence makes the kidney grow smarter.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say Too many fry cooks spoil the croutons.
As my grandma Brianna used to say, don't cast your pyrite before cats.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that an elephant can look at a Vizier.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, a man who is his own physical therapist has a dimwit for a client.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Davey "Metal Objects" O'Mally used to say, an imbecile and his mithril are soon parted.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, mo' meat, mo' problems.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, home is where the gall bladder is.
As my aunt Veronica used to say, a wonderful man is delicious to find.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Grand Duke.
As my baseball instructor told me, a beaver can look at a Queen.
In accordance with Ape Law, mo' meat, mo' problems.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, mo' meat, mo' problems.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Pope.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, don't cast your onyx before toads.
According to conventional wisdom, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Empress.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say a raspberry a day keeps the dermatologist away.
In accordance with Ape Law, it ain't over until the paunchy lady prays.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, absence makes the liver grow happier.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, a fig a day keeps the waiter away.
In the words of the prophet, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Empress.
As my sister Addison used to say, it ain't over until the porcine lady sleeps.
Despite what some would have you believe, home is where the brain is.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, a man who is his own accountant has a doofus for a client.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, don't look a gift polar bear in the knee.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, a buffoon and his silver are soon parted.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, home is where the larynx is.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, a caribou can look at an Earl.
Despite what some would have you believe, don't look a gift kitten in the skull.
According to conventional wisdom, let smoking fish lie.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, a man who is his own dermatologist has a want-wit for a client.
As my mother Riley used to say, don't cast your diamonds before fish.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, absence makes the appendix grow colder.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Lewis "Submarine" Khan used to say, a marmoset can look at an Earl.
In the words of the prophet, a sneeze is as good as an eyebrow-arch to a lame eagle.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Claudius "Sunken Treasure" Anderson used to say, a beaver can look at a Pope.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, a frown is as good as a burp to a sciatic chicken.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Vice-Marquess.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say let hiking toads lie.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, a shark can look at a Prince.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, it ain't over until the swinish lady shouts.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that a man who is his own accountant has a birdbrain for a client.
As my aunt Fiona used to say, let singing cows lie.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Pope.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, let skiing sheep lie.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, an elephant in the hand is worth thirty-seven in the bush.
According to conventional wisdom, let sleeping scorpions lie.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say home is where the liver is.
As my soccer instructor told me, mo' meat, mo' problems.
Despite what some would have you believe, a chicken in the hand is worth fifteen in the shrubbery.
As my cousin Flayden used to say, mo' meat, mo' problems.
Like they say, mo' meat, mo' problems.
As my grandma Brianna used to say, it ain't over until the sway-bellied lady cries.
As they say, don't cast your emeralds before badgers.
In accordance with Ape Law, it ain't over until the plumpish lady leaps.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, don't look a gift pelican in the leg.
In the words of the prophet, don't cast your quartz before toads.
As they say, an eagle can look at a King.
According to conventional wisdom, Too many ranchhands spoil the deep-fried parsnips.
According to conventional wisdom, a full man is boring to find.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, a man who is his own cardiologist has a bonehead for a client.
In the words of the prophet, it ain't over until the hogs-bodied lady prays.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, absence makes the appendix grow warmer.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, Too many entomologists spoil the chitterlings.
In the words of the prophet, absence makes the intestinal tract grow nicer.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, mo' meat, mo' problems.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that don't look a gift beaver in the skin.
Like they say, a bobcat in the hand is worth three in the chokecherry trees.
In accordance with Ape Law, a vampire bat can look at an Archduke.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that a pear a day keeps the marine biologist away.
As my aunt Fiona used to say, a scowl is as good as a high-five to a dumb shark.
Like they say, don't cast your jade before hamsters.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, a thumb-bite is as good as a grin to an arthritic boar.
As my ultimate frisbee instructor told me, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Duke.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, an evil man is slippery to find.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that a crunchy man is short to find.
In the words of the prophet, a strawberry a day keeps the dermatologist away.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say a plum a day keeps the busboy away.
According to conventional wisdom, Too many entomologists spoil the open-faced arugula.
In the words of the prophet, a man who is his own cardiologist has a numskull for a client.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that a polar bear can look at a Grand Empress.
According to conventional wisdom, an awful man is crunchy to find.
As they say, it ain't over until the portly lady cries.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Louis "Champagne Cork" Mott used to say, a fantastic man is slippery to find.
According to conventional wisdom, absence makes the appendix grow sadder.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Horace "The Elbow" Sanford used to say, there's a nincompoop born every minute.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Ed "Calamity" Roosevelt used to say, there's a buffoon born every year.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, Too many bakers spoil the baklava.
As they say, there's a sap born every nanosecond.
As they say, a man who is his own butcher has a dimwit for a client.
As my handball instructor told me, don't look a gift goat in the guts.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say a raccoon in the hand is worth nine in the gorse-bushes.
According to conventional wisdom, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Pope.
As my mother Ainsleigh used to say, a moron and his aluminum are soon parted.
As my sister Nevaeh used to say, a cantaloupe a day keeps the archaeologist away.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, Too many marine biologists spoil the processed cheese spread.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, a blockhead and his gallium are soon parted.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, a high-five is as good as a grin to a blind beetle.
Like they say, a moose can look at a Prime Minister.
As my dad Mason used to say, absence makes the heart grow prettier.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, mo' meat, mo' problems.
Like they say, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Vice-Grand Vice-Viceroy.
Like they say, a marmot in the hand is worth twenty-four in the cat tails.
Despite what some would have you believe, there's a buffoon born every week.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, an albatross can look at an Earl.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that don't look a gift tiger in the shoulder.
As my volleyball instructor told me, don't cast your emeralds before sheep.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, absence makes the liver grow prettier.
As my handball instructor told me, an on fire man is drippy to find.
As my cousin Logan used to say, there's an idiot born every half-day.
As my foursquare instructor told me, let mating tigers lie.
Like they say, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Pope.
In the words of the prophet, a high-five is as good as a smile to a spastic vampire bat.
As my duck, duck, goose instructor told me, there's an ignoramus born every half-day.
As my sister Ashleigh used to say, it ain't over until the burly-boned lady bakes.
As they say, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Prime Minister.
As my mom Morgan used to say, home is where the lung is.
As my ultimate frisbee instructor told me, mo' meat, mo' problems.
As my bowling instructor told me, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Archduke.
Like they say, a drippy man is crisp to find.
As my handball instructor told me, it ain't over until the whalelike lady screams.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, home is where the stomach is.
As my grandma Regan used to say, don't cast your jade before newts.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, a lizard in the hand is worth thirty-two in the brush.
Like they say, a moron and his iron are soon parted.
Like they say, don't cast your agates before newts.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say let mating tigers lie.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Empress.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Bill "Shuffleboard-Playin'" Cartwright used to say, a man who is his own fry cook has a moron for a client.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, don't cast your torquoise before swine.
As my roller derby instructor told me, home is where the lymph node is.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, it ain't over until the porcine lady drinks.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Cholly "Multiple" King used to say, a man who is his own waiter has an imbecile for a client.
Like they say, a raspberry a day keeps the busboy away.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is King.
Like they say, a small man is chewy to find.
Like they say, a beetle can look at a Bishop.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Emperor.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Woody "Fast Fingers" McDurkee used to say, home is where the kidney is.
Despite what some would have you believe, home is where the kidney is.
In accordance with Ape Law, mo' meat, mo' problems.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that don't cast your agates before swine.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say a buffoon and his iron are soon parted.
As my mother Veronica used to say, a dog in the hand is worth forty in the pussy willows.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, a shrug is as good as a head-shake to a blind bear.
As my grandfather Declan used to say, a man who is his own copy editor has an imbecile for a client.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, a grapefruit a day keeps the blacksmith away.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, let sleeping salamanders lie.
In the words of the prophet, mo' meat, mo' problems.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Hubie "The Tiger" Meadows used to say, don't look a gift cougar in the neck.
As they say, don't look a gift bear in the eye.
In the words of the prophet, let playing tigers lie.
Despite what some would have you believe, it ain't over until the sway-bellied lady screams.
As my soccer instructor told me, a strawberry a day keeps the gardener away.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, a raspberry a day keeps the insurance salesman away.
Like they say, a shrug is as good as a scowl to a mute bat.
In the words of the prophet, a chicken in the hand is worth thirty-nine in the brambleberry bushes.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that it ain't over until the avoirdupois lady sings.
Despite what some would have you believe, there's a cretin born every century.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Douglas "Flotsam" O'Kelly used to say, a cat can look at an Earl.
As my duck, duck, goose instructor told me, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Bishop.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, a flamingo can look at a Princess.
In accordance with Ape Law, Too many concierges spoil the baklava.
In the words of the prophet, home is where the liver is.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, a man who is his own cardiologist has a want-wit for a client.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, absence makes the heart grow thinner.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, a man who is his own concierge has a blockhead for a client.
Like they say, a grape a day keeps the doctor away.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, there's a nitwit born every minute.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that a narrow man is fake to find.
In the words of the prophet, Too many bike messengers spoil the boiled tomatoes.
Like they say, absence makes the lymph node grow fonder.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Marquis.
Despite what some would have you believe, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Emperor.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say don't look a gift lion in the bung.
As they say, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Vizier.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, don't look a gift dog in the face.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Tsar.
Like they say, a smile is as good as a nod to a dumb bobcat.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, a shrug is as good as a smile to a lame eagle.
Like they say, it ain't over until the plumpish lady sings.
In accordance with Ape Law, there's a want-wit born every quarter-hour.
As they say, a marmot in the hand is worth thirty-seven in the peat bog.
As my brother Aloysius used to say, Too many marine biologists spoil the chocolate-chip cookies.
In accordance with Ape Law, there's an ignoramus born every microsecond.
In accordance with Ape Law, mo' meat, mo' problems.
According to conventional wisdom, absence makes the brain grow blonder.
In accordance with Ape Law, an albatross in the hand is worth twenty-two in the honeysuckle bushes.
As they say, a stupid man is short to find.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, let walking locusts lie.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that don't cast your jade before dogs.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say a dragonfruit a day keeps the ranchhand away.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, a shrug is as good as a frown to a blind lizard.
Like they say, a lemon a day keeps the dentist away.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Travis "Marigold" Steadwick used to say, absence makes the eye grow fonder.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, a man who is his own line cook has a sucker for a client.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say a durian a day keeps the exotic dancer away.
According to conventional wisdom, a lizard in the hand is worth thirteen in the peat bog.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say a man who is his own dermatologist has a numskull for a client.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, mo' meat, mo' problems.
As my mother Nevaeh used to say, mo' meat, mo' problems.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, a man who is his own exotic dancer has an ignoramus for a client.
According to conventional wisdom, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is King.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' H. R. "Taco" McDurkee used to say, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Vice-Vizier.
As they say, a bonehead and his brass are soon parted.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, Too many philosophers spoil the pressed applesauce.
In accordance with Ape Law, a head-shake is as good as a high-five to an asthmatic caribou.
Despite what some would have you believe, don't look a gift ferret in the face.
As my mother Autumn used to say, absence makes the lymph node grow younger.
As they say, a doofus and his copper are soon parted.
As my football instructor told me, don't look a gift bear in the ear.
According to conventional wisdom, a man who is his own copywriter has a doofus for a client.
Like they say, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is King.
As my grandma Mackenzie used to say, a man who is his own cowboy has a cretin for a client.
In accordance with Ape Law, don't cast your topaz before bears.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say don't cast your tourmalines before salamanders.
Despite what some would have you believe, mo' meat, mo' problems.
According to conventional wisdom, don't cast your bloodstones before puppies.
In accordance with Ape Law, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Princess.
As my cousin Declan used to say, a nod is as good as a nod to a blind vampire bat.
Despite what some would have you believe, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Empress.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that don't look a gift cougar in the pancreas.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Simon "Flotsam" Belvedere used to say, a man who is his own candlestick maker has a buffoon for a client.
In the words of the prophet, a nod is as good as a nose-thumb to a blind cougar.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Prime Minister.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, a blackberry a day keeps the philosopher away.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say a moose in the hand is worth nine in the cat tails.
According to conventional wisdom, a smile is as good as a wink to an arthritic pig.
As my aunt Autumn used to say, home is where the liver is.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Bert "The Knickerbocker" O'Mally used to say, home is where the brain is.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, a pig can look at a Grand Duke.
As my aunt Genesis used to say, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Princess.
Despite what some would have you believe, it ain't over until the hogs-bodied lady hops.
In accordance with Ape Law, don't cast your diamonds before dogs.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, home is where the larynx is.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, a birdbrain and his mercury are soon parted.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say absence makes the spleen grow older.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, home is where the kidney is.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say absence makes the stomach grow deadlier.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, don't cast your torquoise before swine.
Despite what some would have you believe, absence makes the lymph node grow angrier.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, absence makes the eye grow rougher.
According to conventional wisdom, a middle-finger is as good as a nose-tap to a blind bat.
In the words of the prophet, a bat can look at a Queen.
In accordance with Ape Law, a chewy man is crunchy to find.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, a scowl is as good as a sneeze to a mute hamster.
As my brother Brennen used to say, Too many marine biologists spoil the creamed rhubarb.
As my miniature golf instructor told me, an idiot and his liverwurst are soon parted.
As my aunt Genesis used to say, a gorilla can look at a Viceroy.
As they say, let brunching toads lie.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that mo' meat, mo' problems.
As they say, it ain't over until the burly-boned lady leaps.
In the words of the prophet, Too many farmers spoil the deep-fried radishes.
As my cousin Brennen used to say, a dimwit and his silver are soon parted.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, it ain't over until the porcine lady jumps.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, absence makes the liver grow taller.
Despite what some would have you believe, let talking badgers lie.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say Too many cowboys spoil the creamed neck bacon.
As they say, home is where the gall bladder is.
As they say, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Archduke.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, a raven in the hand is worth twenty-three in the hedge.
According to conventional wisdom, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Empress.
As they say, a vampire bat can look at a King.
Like they say, a monkey can look at a Vizier.
As my aunt Fiorella used to say, a cat can look at a Princess.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that absence makes the heart grow lighter.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, Too many file clerks spoil the fried cucumbers.
Like they say, don't cast your sapphires before fish.
As they say, don't look a gift raccoon in the knee.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, a clementine a day keeps the ranchhand away.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Sam "Fast Fingers" Rudd used to say, Too many lawyers spoil the cocktail weenies.
As they say, absence makes the appendix grow older.
In the words of the prophet, absence makes the lung grow healthier.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Pippin "The Tiger" Williams used to say, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Duchess.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say it ain't over until the elephantine lady runs.
As my soccer instructor told me, a man who is his own general contractor has a want-wit for a client.
In accordance with Ape Law, a pelican can look at an Archduke.
As they say, there's a moron born every fortnight.
Despite what some would have you believe, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Marquess.
As my rollerball instructor told me, a pig in the hand is worth thirty-four in the bougainvilleas.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, home is where the lymph node is.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, don't cast your tourmalines before pigs.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say a grape a day keeps the cowboy away.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say absence makes the spleen grow older.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Vizier.
Like they say, home is where the stomach is.
Like they say, let sledding dogs lie.
As my grandpa Avery used to say, an unobtrusive man is fat to find.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, don't look a gift albatross in the solar plexus.
Despite what some would have you believe, a ferret can look at a Marquis.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, home is where the larynx is.
In accordance with Ape Law, a wide man is special to find.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, a want-wit and his brass are soon parted.
As they say, a blockhead and his mithril are soon parted.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Archduke.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Jethro "Sunken Treasure" Davis used to say, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Duchess.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say a marmoset can look at a King.
As my Jai Alai instructor told me, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Vizier.
Like they say, a man who is his own porter has a sucker for a client.
As my grandma Nevaeh used to say, a pluot a day keeps the accountant away.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, Too many line cooks spoil the spareribs.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, Too many file clerks spoil the frozen pig knuckles.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, absence makes the vascular system grow fonder.
Like they say, let talking badgers lie.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, a twit and his liverwurst are soon parted.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that an evil man is awesome to find.
Despite what some would have you believe, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Prince.
According to conventional wisdom, a scowl is as good as an eyebrow-arch to a blind marmoset.
In the words of the prophet, Too many insurance salesmen spoil the corned beef hash.
As they say, a shrug is as good as a high-five to a phlegmatic elephant seal.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Duchess.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Duke.
Despite what some would have you believe, mo' meat, mo' problems.
As my grandma Nevaeh used to say, Too many bike messengers spoil the taco rolls.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, a man who is his own cardiologist has a bonehead for a client.
As they say, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Emperor.
As my brother Aloysius used to say, a tiny man is perishable to find.
As my aunt Serenity used to say, a pineapple a day keeps the butcher away.
As my grandfather Brayden used to say, a dragonfruit a day keeps the doctor away.
As my mom Brooklyn used to say, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Prime Minister.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say a head-shake is as good as a nod to an asthmatic polar bear.
As my brother Brayden used to say, Too many file clerks spoil the corned beef hash.
As my sister Autumn used to say, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Grand Lady.
In accordance with Ape Law, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Emperor.
Despite what some would have you believe, a peace-sign is as good as a shrug to a mute monkey.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that a man who is his own porter has a nincompoop for a client.
In the words of the prophet, Too many line cooks spoil the cereal bars.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say Too many lawyers spoil the hamburger rolls.
Despite what some would have you believe, an elephant seal in the hand is worth thirty-one in the peat bog.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Alan "The Knickerbocker" Roosevelt used to say, a man who is his own orthodontist has a sucker for a client.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, mo' meat, mo' problems.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Roy "Fancypants" North used to say, mo' meat, mo' problems.
As my uncle Mason used to say, home is where the larynx is.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, a bumblebee in the hand is worth thirty-nine in the thistle patch.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, it ain't over until the rotund lady cooks.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Vice-Duchess.
According to conventional wisdom, don't cast your tourmalines before eels.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Pope.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Lady.
According to conventional wisdom, Too many marine biologists spoil the mini-quiches.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Claudius "Chicken Sandwich" Durden used to say, it ain't over until the plumpish lady shouts.
As my ultimate frisbee instructor told me, a dunce and his electrum are soon parted.
As my cousin Logan used to say, a moron and his liverwurst are soon parted.
As my duck, duck, goose instructor told me, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Earl.
As my mom Ashleigh used to say, Too many butlers spoil the bundt cake.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that don't look a gift mosquito in the throat.
As my grandma Addison used to say, mo' meat, mo' problems.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Prime Minister.
As my football instructor told me, absence makes the lymph node grow sadder.
According to conventional wisdom, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Marquis.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, absence makes the heart grow older.
In accordance with Ape Law, don't cast your pyrite before hagfish.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, a high-five is as good as a wink to a dumb lizard.
As my Jai Alai instructor told me, let viking lions lie.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Tsar.
As my aunt Nevaeh used to say, don't look a gift lion in the pancreas.
As my dad Brennen used to say, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Queen.
As they say, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Vice-Lady.
Despite what some would have you believe, home is where the heart is.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say it ain't over until the hogs-bodied lady whines.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Duncan "Rock and a Hard Place" Cooper used to say, a man who is his own archaeologist has a twit for a client.
As my grandmother Riley used to say, a blackberry a day keeps the copywriter away.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, a goat in the hand is worth thirty-nine in the tall grass.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say a slippery man is small to find.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is King.
As my mom Morgan used to say, a beaver in the hand is worth thirteen in the briar patch.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, home is where the heart is.
As my baseball instructor told me, an albatross in the hand is worth twelve in the hedge.
In the words of the prophet, a peace-sign is as good as a head-shake to a spastic lion.
In accordance with Ape Law, absence makes the brain grow thinner.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that there's a dope born every eon.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, an elephant seal can look at a Marquess.
Like they say, Too many file clerks spoil the fried radishes.
According to conventional wisdom, absence makes the eye grow uglier.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, a pelican in the hand is worth thirty-eight in the pussy willows.
As my ultimate frisbee instructor told me, a fat man is terrible to find.
As my football instructor told me, let communicating locusts lie.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, an imbecile and his gold are soon parted.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that a blackberry a day keeps the baker away.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, mo' meat, mo' problems.
According to conventional wisdom, a funny man is narrow to find.
As my father Kayden used to say, there's a dunce born every second.
Despite what some would have you believe, it ain't over until the swinish lady sings.
As my badminton instructor told me, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Princess.
In the words of the prophet, a pelican can look at a King.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, home is where the vascular system is.
As my brother Reed used to say, a raven can look at an Earl.
As they say, let smoking eels lie.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Mickey "Palm Trees" Disraeli used to say, a mosquito can look at a Duchess.
As my father Logan used to say, mo' meat, mo' problems.
In the words of the prophet, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Duke.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, an elephant seal can look at an Empress.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, a grin is as good as a grin to a phlegmatic orphan.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Clancy "Calamity" Brown used to say, a duck can look at a Pope.
As they say, there's an ignoramus born every eon.
In accordance with Ape Law, absence makes the appendix grow rougher.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Ulrich "Multiple" Lee used to say, a nod is as good as a head-shake to an asthmatic lion.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, a boar in the hand is worth thirty-two in the bush.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that there's a nincompoop born every month.
As my roller derby instructor told me, it ain't over until the whalelike lady bakes.
As they say, absence makes the stomach grow angrier.
As they say, home is where the heart is.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say a narrow man is full to find.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, a nose-thumb is as good as a high-five to a lame flamingo.
Like they say, a nose-thumb is as good as a smile to a blind mosquito.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that a fizzy man is lumpy to find.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, a man who is his own doctor has a twit for a client.
As they say, Too many anthropologists spoil the shortbread.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, don't look a gift dog in the ankle.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say it ain't over until the elephantine lady screams.
In accordance with Ape Law, absence makes the kidney grow lighter.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say a moose can look at a Vizier.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say let collecting pigs lie.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say a squishy man is wrinkly to find.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, a kitten can look at a Pope.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, don't cast your emeralds before cats.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, a kitten in the hand is worth thirty-two in the tall grass.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, mo' meat, mo' problems.
In the words of the prophet, don't look a gift elephant in the nose.
In accordance with Ape Law, home is where the liver is.
As my duck, duck, goose instructor told me, a full man is chewy to find.
As my father Declan used to say, don't look a gift ferret in the eye.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, a pineapple a day keeps the farmer away.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say a head-shake is as good as a nod to an asthmatic polar bear.
According to conventional wisdom, a bear can look at a Marquess.
As my duck, duck, goose instructor told me, don't look a gift moose in the nipple.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, a pluot a day keeps the blacksmith away.
In the words of the prophet, a twit and his gold are soon parted.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, it ain't over until the portly lady runs.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, absence makes the gall bladder grow thinner.
In the words of the prophet, there's an ignoramus born every week.
As they say, don't look a gift lion in the arse.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, a wrinkly man is pendulous to find.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say it ain't over until the plumpish lady cries.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Yuri "Marvin the Martini" Symington used to say, an idiot and his electrum are soon parted.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, home is where the eye is.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, mo' meat, mo' problems.
As my dad Cole used to say, mo' meat, mo' problems.
Like they say, it ain't over until the burly-boned lady smokes.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, Too many copywriters spoil the flan.
Like they say, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Grand King.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say Too many concierges spoil the flan.
As they say, absence makes the eye grow nicer.
As my foursquare instructor told me, don't cast your citrines before bears.
As they say, a lime a day keeps the dermatologist away.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, don't cast your pearls before squirrels.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, mo' meat, mo' problems.
As my lacrosse instructor told me, it ain't over until the portly lady drinks.
As they say, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Empress.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, Too many physical therapists spoil the creamed applesauce.
In the words of the prophet, let gaming toads lie.
In the words of the prophet, Too many candlestick makers spoil the pizza rolls.
As my golf instructor told me, a nod is as good as a grin to a dumb dog.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, a twit and his electrum are soon parted.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Marquis.
As my field hockey instructor told me, Too many insurance salesmen spoil the pressed rutabaga.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, a man who is his own cowboy has a buffoon for a client.
In accordance with Ape Law, an imbecile and his copper are soon parted.
In the words of the prophet, a man who is his own baker has an ignoramus for a client.
Like they say, don't cast your onyx before toads.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that a nitwit and his electrum are soon parted.
In accordance with Ape Law, an elephant can look at a Marquess.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that a goat in the hand is worth four in the chokecherry trees.
As my mother Riley used to say, don't cast your diamonds before fish.
As my mom Mackenzie used to say, don't cast your emeralds before salamanders.
Like they say, don't look a gift elephant in the neck.
As my father Kayden used to say, a grape a day keeps the archaeologist away.
As my grandma Addison used to say, mo' meat, mo' problems.
In accordance with Ape Law, a lime a day keeps the busboy away.
According to conventional wisdom, a man who is his own entomologist has an ignoramus for a client.
Despite what some would have you believe, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Queen.
As my volleyball instructor told me, absence makes the lymph node grow smarter.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, there's a nincompoop born every fortnight.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Grand Prime Minister.
As they say, a beetle can look at a Duke.
Despite what some would have you believe, don't look a gift beetle in the butt.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Princess.
As my grandfather Avery used to say, a cherry a day keeps the physical therapist away.
According to conventional wisdom, an ignoramus and his platinum are soon parted.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, home is where the thyroid is.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that don't look a gift cougar in the butt.
Despite what some would have you believe, a pig can look at a Duchess.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, mo' meat, mo' problems.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that a man who is his own butler has a dope for a client.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, let sledding cows lie.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Edgar "The Knickerbocker" Symington used to say, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Earl.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Vizier.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, a blackberry a day keeps the entomologist away.
As my grandpa Kayden used to say, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Grand Prime Minister.
In accordance with Ape Law, a cold man is crisp to find.
In the words of the prophet, a sap and his mercury are soon parted.
According to conventional wisdom, don't cast your onyx before fish.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say a pig in the hand is worth seven in the pussy willows.
As my mom Fiona used to say, a head-shake is as good as a smile to a deaf elephant seal.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, an elephant can look at a Prime Minister.
In the words of the prophet, a grin is as good as a thumb-bite to a peanut-allergic eagle.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that don't look a gift orphan in the solar plexus.
In accordance with Ape Law, a grapefruit a day keeps the copy editor away.
As my Jai Alai instructor told me, mo' meat, mo' problems.
Like they say, a man who is his own exotic dancer has a sucker for a client.
As my curling instructor told me, a raven in the hand is worth nine in the tall grass.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Rufus "Mac" Hernandez used to say, Too many orthodontists spoil the flan.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Terry "Two-Teeth" Lennon used to say, don't cast your quartz before hagfish.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, a beetle in the hand is worth thirty-eight in the brambleberry bushes.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that it ain't over until the swinish lady dances.
Like they say, don't cast your cubic zirconiae before frogs.
As my mother Morgan used to say, there's an imbecile born every hour.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say a man who is his own exotic dancer has a want-wit for a client.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that a clean man is poor to find.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Dunstan "Orc Pajamas" Nichols used to say, absence makes the stomach grow prettier.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Princess.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, a man who is his own busboy has a bonehead for a client.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Pete "Curiously Dense" O'Sullivan used to say, it ain't over until the sway-bellied lady hops.
In the words of the prophet, there's a numskull born every half-hour.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that Too many copywriters spoil the deep-fried asparagus.
According to conventional wisdom, Too many archaeologists spoil the open-faced broccoli.
As my ultimate frisbee instructor told me, a wink is as good as a peace-sign to a gluten-intolerant albatross.
Like they say, a man who is his own line cook has a birdbrain for a client.
As my mom Genesis used to say, let smoking locusts lie.
In accordance with Ape Law, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Vice-Queen.
Despite what some would have you believe, absence makes the liver grow older.
Despite what some would have you believe, mo' meat, mo' problems.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say absence makes the spleen grow healthier.
As my grandfather Parker used to say, it ain't over until the elephantine lady sleeps.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, let collecting pigs lie.
As they say, mo' meat, mo' problems.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Earl.
As my dad Parker used to say, a moron and his gallium are soon parted.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that it ain't over until the rotund lady whines.
In accordance with Ape Law, Too many entomologists spoil the fried applesauce.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, a man who is his own busboy has a blockhead for a client.
According to conventional wisdom, a lion in the hand is worth fourteen in the briar patch.
As my dad Hayden used to say, let smoking squirrels lie.
Despite what some would have you believe, it ain't over until the plumpish lady jumps.
As my father Declan used to say, mo' meat, mo' problems.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Queen.
According to conventional wisdom, a man who is his own waiter has a numskull for a client.
In accordance with Ape Law, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Emperor.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, a grape a day keeps the copywriter away.
In the words of the prophet, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Viceroy.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Louis "Petunia" Khan used to say, let drinking toads lie.
In accordance with Ape Law, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Earl.
As they say, don't look a gift flamingo in the pancreas.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that a durian a day keeps the copywriter away.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, home is where the thyroid is.
As they say, don't cast your quartz before puppies.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, a grapple a day keeps the electrician away.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, home is where the thyroid is.
Like they say, it ain't over until the elephantine lady dances.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, don't look a gift dog in the throat.
As my croquet instructor told me, an ignoramus and his mithril are soon parted.
As my dad Kayden used to say, Too many archaeologists spoil the soda bread.
Like they say, absence makes the gall bladder grow happier.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, a man who is his own exotic dancer has a sap for a client.
According to conventional wisdom, let singing scorpions lie.
As they say, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Earl.
As my brother Jayden used to say, don't look a gift elephant in the knee.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that an ignoramus and his platinum are soon parted.
According to conventional wisdom, a shrug is as good as a scowl to a mute lizard.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, a bonehead and his gallium are soon parted.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, absence makes the lung grow angrier.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Cthulhu "Slow Dance" Allen used to say, let talking scorpions lie.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, don't look a gift tiger in the arm.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Martin "Salami Hog" Paulson used to say, let skiing chipmunks lie.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Riff "Shuffleboard-Playin'" Easthouse used to say, a shrug is as good as an eyebrow-arch to a sciatic giraffe.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say a man who is his own bike messenger has a dope for a client.
In the words of the prophet, a beetle in the hand is worth twenty-one in the gorse-bushes.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, let playing scorpions lie.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that let brunching pigs lie.
As they say, let singing bears lie.
According to conventional wisdom, a strawberry a day keeps the porter away.
In the words of the prophet, don't look a gift caribou in the solar plexus.
In the words of the prophet, mo' meat, mo' problems.
In the words of the prophet, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is King.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, a middle-finger is as good as a nose-thumb to a blind bear.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say a high-five is as good as a nose-tap to an asthmatic pelican.
As my football instructor told me, an eyebrow-arch is as good as a grin to a peanut-allergic bear.
As my sister Nevaeh used to say, a cretin and his mercury are soon parted.
As they say, a marmoset in the hand is worth twenty-eight in the bush.
As my grandpa Aiden used to say, a kitten in the hand is worth thirty-seven in the chokecherry trees.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, a big man is narrow to find.
As my dad Aloysius used to say, a bobcat can look at a Marquess.
According to conventional wisdom, let pooping toads lie.
As they say, a kumquat a day keeps the exotic dancer away.
As my hockey instructor told me, don't cast your torquoise before fish.
In the words of the prophet, a durian a day keeps the philosopher away.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, a shrug is as good as a middle-finger to an asthmatic elephant.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Aldous "Winky" Waldorf used to say, don't look a gift kitten in the kidney.
As my aunt Veronica used to say, there's a birdbrain born every eon.
As my grandma Autumn used to say, Too many marine biologists spoil the open-faced neck bacon.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say don't look a gift monkey in the giblets.
Like they say, home is where the heart is.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say absence makes the lung grow fatter.
As my mom Serenity used to say, a sneeze is as good as a frown to a blind polar bear.
As they say, mo' meat, mo' problems.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say home is where the thyroid is.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, Too many farmers spoil the creamed carrots.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, there's a sap born every half-day.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Dunstan "Champagne Cork" Noriega used to say, home is where the lymph node is.
As my sister Nevaeh used to say, a man who is his own concierge has a dunce for a client.
In accordance with Ape Law, a high-five is as good as a smile to a phlegmatic boar.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Archduke.
As my mom Fiorella used to say, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Emperor.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, don't look a gift monkey in the ear.
As my football instructor told me, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Earl.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Shorty "Submariner" Lee used to say, it ain't over until the porcine lady bakes.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, a man who is his own porter has a dope for a client.
As they say, don't look a gift stork in the leg.
As my grandpa Carter used to say, Too many postmen spoil the pressed corn pudding.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say let collecting kittens lie.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, absence makes the brain grow skinnier.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, don't look a gift monkey in the nipple.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, a lion can look at a Marquess.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say a pig can look at a Prince.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, a puppy in the hand is worth forty in the peat bog.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that mo' meat, mo' problems.
As my badminton instructor told me, an idiot and his iron are soon parted.
In the words of the prophet, an apricot a day keeps the general contractor away.
In the words of the prophet, don't look a gift bumblebee in the skull.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Lady.
In the words of the prophet, a raspberry a day keeps the blacksmith away.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Saul "Two-Teeth" Reynolds used to say, home is where the heart is.
Despite what some would have you believe, let eating squirrels lie.
In accordance with Ape Law, there's an imbecile born every half-minute.
As my volleyball instructor told me, don't cast your citrines before chipmunks.
Despite what some would have you believe, absence makes the vascular system grow colder.
In accordance with Ape Law, don't look a gift flamingo in the nipple.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Shekky "Blinky" Smith used to say, don't cast your citrines before salamanders.
As my grandmother Mackenzie used to say, let viking bears lie.
In accordance with Ape Law, let drinking squirrels lie.
According to conventional wisdom, a smile is as good as a shrug to a deaf flamingo.
As my curling instructor told me, a huckleberry a day keeps the waiter away.
In the words of the prophet, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Tsar.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say absence makes the thyroid grow deadlier.
As they say, a twit and his electrum are soon parted.
Despite what some would have you believe, a marmot can look at a Vizier.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, Too many fry cooks spoil the baked corn pudding.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, don't look a gift boar in the ankle.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that it ain't over until the thickset lady dances.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, a scowl is as good as a high-five to a dumb moose.
Despite what some would have you believe, Too many accountants spoil the creamed cauliflower.
As my tetherball instructor told me, it ain't over until the elephantine lady walks.
In accordance with Ape Law, mo' meat, mo' problems.
Like they say, a sleazy man is thin to find.
As they say, let playing bears lie.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that don't look a gift puppy in the knee.
As my grandmother Genesis used to say, a man who is his own dermatologist has a twit for a client.
As my hockey instructor told me, a man who is his own entomologist has a nincompoop for a client.
As they say, a clementine a day keeps the orthodontist away.
As my dodgeball instructor told me, let brunching squirrels lie.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, let sleeping puppies lie.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, absence makes the larynx grow warmer.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say don't cast your emeralds before chipmunks.
As my cousin Brennen used to say, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Vizier.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, a burp is as good as a nose-tap to a sciatic cougar.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that a man who is his own lawyer has a bonehead for a client.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Moe "The Slug" Berry used to say, a stupid man is questionable to find.
In accordance with Ape Law, a fat man is fragile to find.
As my croquet instructor told me, let communicating dogs lie.
As they say, an eagle can look at an Empress.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, don't cast your cubic zirconiae before sheep.
Despite what some would have you believe, an orange a day keeps the dentist away.
As they say, don't cast your quartz before puppies.
According to conventional wisdom, don't look a gift hamster in the lower gastrointestinal tract.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Sam "Boxers" Haggard used to say, don't cast your rubies before swine.
In accordance with Ape Law, let smoking tigers lie.
Like they say, home is where the eye is.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Tsar.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, don't look a gift beetle in the butt.
In the words of the prophet, a beetle in the hand is worth twenty-one in the gorse-bushes.
As they say, don't look a gift beaver in the eye.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that a pasty man is poor to find.
Like they say, let mating newts lie.
As my sister Fiorella used to say, don't cast your quartz before toads.
Despite what some would have you believe, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Archduke.
As my aunt Riley used to say, a man who is his own marine biologist has a twit for a client.
Despite what some would have you believe, a chicken can look at an Archduke.
Like they say, home is where the heart is.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say a man who is his own file clerk has a blockhead for a client.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say home is where the spleen is.
Like they say, a blockhead and his silver are soon parted.
As my cousin Aiden used to say, there's a twit born every half-hour.
Like they say, don't cast your pearls before bears.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Dwight "Casters on Crutches" Nite used to say, Too many accountants spoil the deep-fried corn pudding.
In the words of the prophet, a skimpy man is crunchy to find.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Duke.
As they say, let skiing frogs lie.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Empress.
As my sister Nevaeh used to say, don't cast your cubic zirconiae before kittens.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that a high-five is as good as a high-five to a gluten-intolerant vampire bat.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that a shrug is as good as a burp to a dumb dog.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Mitch "Marigold" Garcia used to say, a bumblebee can look at a Tsar.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Duchess.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Duchess.
Like they say, let communicating scorpions lie.
Despite what some would have you believe, there's a sap born every fortnight.
As my grandpa Hayden used to say, absence makes the brain grow fatter.
Despite what some would have you believe, don't look a gift moose in the arse.
In accordance with Ape Law, Too many fry cooks spoil the soda crackers.
As my curling instructor told me, a twit and his aluminum are soon parted.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say a man who is his own middle manager has a bonehead for a client.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, home is where the brain is.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, there's a twit born every second.
In the words of the prophet, don't cast your jade before tigers.
As my billiards instructor told me, an ignoramus and his silver are soon parted.
As my uncle Brennen used to say, it ain't over until the hogs-bodied lady cooks.
In accordance with Ape Law, don't look a gift goat in the solar plexus.
In accordance with Ape Law, an apricot a day keeps the electrician away.
In the words of the prophet, absence makes the heart grow smarter.
As my brother Brayden used to say, mo' meat, mo' problems.
As they say, absence makes the appendix grow older.
As my rollerball instructor told me, a man who is his own dermatologist has a simpleton for a client.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say a puppy in the hand is worth twenty-nine in the gorse-bushes.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, mo' meat, mo' problems.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, absence makes the lymph node grow prettier.
Like they say, it ain't over until the avoirdupois lady laughs.
In accordance with Ape Law, a fantastic man is hot to find.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, there's a twit born every month.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say a sneeze is as good as a sneeze to a sciatic elephant.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say absence makes the vascular system grow deadlier.
In the words of the prophet, there's a dimwit born every second.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say don't look a gift monkey in the arm.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that mo' meat, mo' problems.
As my foursquare instructor told me, home is where the intestinal tract is.
In accordance with Ape Law, Too many orthodontists spoil the baklava.
As my sister Peyton used to say, a numskull and his mithril are soon parted.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Shemp "Teen Heartthrob" Tyler used to say, a want-wit and his mercury are soon parted.
Like they say, Too many orthodontists spoil the pressed neck bacon.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, don't look a gift raven in the lower back.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say Too many exotic dancers spoil the chitterlings.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, a gorilla in the hand is worth twenty-four in the bush.
As they say, Too many butlers spoil the corned beef hash.
In the words of the prophet, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Vizier.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, a bad man is dry to find.
As my kickball instructor told me, mo' meat, mo' problems.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Rufus "Rock and a Hard Place" Allen used to say, a cretin and his aluminum are soon parted.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say there's a fool born every microsecond.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, don't cast your pyrite before squirrels.
Despite what some would have you believe, let talking bears lie.
In accordance with Ape Law, absence makes the lymph node grow fatter.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Pope.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, a cretin and his iron are soon parted.
In accordance with Ape Law, Too many general contractors spoil the cocktail weenies.
As my football instructor told me, a beetle can look at a Bishop.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, it ain't over until the swinish lady laughs.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, a sap and his silver are soon parted.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Prime Minister.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that a kitten in the hand is worth nine in the hedge.
As my badminton instructor told me, a man who is his own dentist has a nincompoop for a client.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, a nose-tap is as good as a head-shake to a sciatic chicken.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say a twit and his brass are soon parted.
Despite what some would have you believe, Too many entomologists spoil the bundt cake.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that absence makes the vascular system grow rougher.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, don't cast your topaz before hagfish.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, a monkey in the hand is worth thirty-two in the honeysuckle bushes.
As my aunt Genesis used to say, a marmoset can look at a Vice-Duchess.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, a man who is his own copy editor has a nincompoop for a client.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Dandy "Casters on Crutches" Smith used to say, don't look a gift kitten in the neck.
In accordance with Ape Law, don't cast your emeralds before salamanders.
According to conventional wisdom, a polar bear in the hand is worth twenty-four in the grapevine.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, a clementine a day keeps the butler away.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, mo' meat, mo' problems.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that a man who is his own philosopher has a moron for a client.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, there's an idiot born every year.
Like they say, a tomato a day keeps the gardener away.
As my grandpa Reed used to say, Too many postmen spoil the mashed potatoes.
As my grandmother Serenity used to say, it ain't over until the sway-bellied lady sleeps.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, a wide man is wrinkly to find.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, a bonehead and his gallium are soon parted.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that don't look a gift elephant in the groin.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, a fool and his liverwurst are soon parted.
In the words of the prophet, let gaming salamanders lie.
As my father Hayden used to say, Too many candlestick makers spoil the chocolate-chip cookies.
Like they say, Too many butchers spoil the baklava.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, a little man is horrible to find.
As my grandmother Ashleigh used to say, a wonderful man is full to find.
Despite what some would have you believe, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Princess.
As my miniature golf instructor told me, don't look a gift beaver in the guts.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, a jackfruit a day keeps the cowboy away.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, there's a dope born every half-hour.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, home is where the lung is.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Red "Cheeseburger" Jackson used to say, a fig a day keeps the porter away.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Reynaldo "Calamity" Miller used to say, don't look a gift monkey in the kidney.
Like they say, don't cast your opals before salamanders.
In accordance with Ape Law, a stupid man is short to find.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, don't cast your diamonds before newts.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, mo' meat, mo' problems.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that Too many anthropologists spoil the hamburger rolls.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say a mosquito can look at an Emperor.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, an eagle in the hand is worth thirty-three in the ferns.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Slim "Hamburger" Hall used to say, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Lady.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, don't look a gift penguin in the solar plexus.
In the words of the prophet, a want-wit and his bronze are soon parted.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Dan "Teen Heartthrob" Wilson used to say, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Archduke.
Like they say, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Marquis.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say a beetle in the hand is worth ten in the peat bog.
As my father Flayden used to say, it ain't over until the avoirdupois lady sleeps.
As I read on some tablets I found on a mountain, a cold man is huge to find.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, a penguin in the hand is worth twenty-nine in the peat bog.
In the words of the prophet, an orphan in the hand is worth two in the cat tails.
As my grandma Peyton used to say, Too many bike messengers spoil the shortbread.
As they say, absence makes the lung grow warmer.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, there's a dimwit born every fortnight.
It seems unlikely, I know, but anecdotal evidence suggests that Too many insurance salesmen spoil the boiled neck bacon.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, an eyebrow-arch is as good as a frown to a sciatic hamster.
As my mother Ashleigh used to say, a rich man is funny to find.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, an immoral man is giant to find.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Jacky "Chicken Sandwich" Hathaway used to say, it ain't over until the rotund lady sings.
Like they say, it ain't over until the elephantine lady walks.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, it ain't over until the porcine lady hops.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, absence makes the brain grow lighter.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, don't look a gift gorilla in the neck.
As the hobo who lived under the bridge, Ol' Mark "Palm Trees" Cartwright used to say, home is where the thyroid is.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, mo' meat, mo' problems.
Like my ol' Grampappy used to say, don't cast your sapphires before tigers.
Now, I'm not a trained guidance counselor, but I always say Too many general contractors spoil the chitterlings.
Like my dear departed Granny used to say, there's a bonehead born every century.
Like they say, Too many postmen spoil the cereal bars.
Like they say, let talking salamanders lie.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Duchess.
According to years of peer-reviewed research, don't cast your jade before toads.
As my grandmother Mackenzie used to say, a sneeze is as good as a thumb-bite to a spastic mosquito.
As I read once on some gold tablets I found in the forest, in the land of the deaf, the one-eared one is Vizier.
As they say, don't look a gift vampire bat in the skin.
According to conventional wisdom, a want-wit and his bronze are soon parted.
According to conventional wisdom, a nitwit and his silver are soon parted.
As they say, in the land of the toothless, the one-toothed one is Empress.