<?php

$num = rand(1,33);
//echo "Test" + $num;

// And use the same switch statement we used before to achieve our desired result...
switch ($num) {
case 1:
return "Snoopy was born on a dark and stormy night on the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm.";
break;
case 2:
echo "Snoopy was the head beagle for about one month between February and March of 1970";
break;
case 3:
echo "Snoopy was originally an \"only child\" in the 50s, but later had five siblings, which was later expanded to seven";
break;
case 4:
echo "Snoopy was in love with Helen Sweetstory until he found out she had 24 pet cats";
break;
case 5:
echo "Snoopy didn't want to be a bird sanctuary, but eventually, he became friends with Woodstock because he couldn't help him find his mother.";
break;
case 6:
echo "Snoopy didn't ind out \"that stupid bird's name\" until like 1971";
case 7:
echo "Joe Cool won the very first Grand Prix on turn 2 of the first round. He flipped a Chaos Orb with such force that all other decks in the field were destroyed.";
break;
case 8:
echo " Joe Cool controls his opponent when his opponent activates Mindslaver.";
break;
case 9:
echo "Joe Cool won a Pro Tour with a deck of poker cards.";
break;
case 10:
echo "Joe Cool taps out his opponent with a Power Sink for zero.";
break;
case 11:
echo "Joe Cool won a Grand Prix with a 60-card Battle of Wits deck.";
break;
case 12:
echo "Joe Cool once chump-attacked for lethal at a PTQ and won.";
break;
case 13:
echo "Joe Cool sportingly reminds his opponent of his Pact trigger. He wins anyway because the opponent decides not to pay.";
break;
case 14:
echo "Joe Cool is the reason you can't have food or beverage on a table at a Magic tournament. He has never lost with a Root Beer at his side.";
break;
case 15:
echo "Eric Froehlich concedes to Joe Cool.";
break;
case 16:
echo "Joe Cool won a World Series of Poker on a stone-cold bluff. His hole cards were a Perfect fit sleeve and a Clue token, both of which he revealed face up.";
break;
case 17:
echo "Joe Cool resolves his spells through Chalice of the Void on MTGO.
Joe Cool once beat pregame Leyline of the Void with his Manaless Dredge deck by mulliganing to zero. His opponent decked naturally.";
break;
case 18:
echo "Bob Maher alters his Dark Confidants to bear the likeness of Joe Cool.";
break;
case 19:
echo "Artists get their cards signed by Joe Cool at Grands Prix.";
break;
case 20:
echo "Joe Cool is not concerned about a potential Sensei's Divining Top ban. His Counterbalances have countered every single spell with no manipulation whatsoever.";
break;
case 21:
echo "Wizards of the Coast no longer prints cards with ante because of Joe Cool. By 1995, he had won ninety-six percent of every Magic: The Gathering card in circulation.";
break;
case 22:
echo "Joe Cool taught Richard Garfield how to play Magic.";
break;
case 23:
echo "Joe Cool concedes to his opponent at the end of extra turns when he is behind on board. However, he has never fallen behind on board, nor has he ever gone to time.";
break;
case 24:
echo "Joe Cool plays with the freshest of cards. This includes a playset of Alpha Volcanic Islands.";
break;
case 25:
echo "Joe Cool's Delvers of Secret always transform, usually into Nicol Bolas.";
break;
case 26:
echo "Joe Cool regularly combos off his opponent on turn one. With Vintage Landstill.";
break;
case 27:
echo "Joe Cool wears slick shades that allow him to read his opponent perfectly, even on Magic Online.";
break;
case 28:
echo "Occasionally, an opposing True-Name Nemesis resolves against Joe Cool. However, they have never named him.";
break;
case 29:
echo "Joe Cool gets fourty-two first picks in a regular booster draft.";
break;
case 30:
echo "Joe Cool is the reason silver-bordered cards are not tournament legal. He wins immediately when he casts Avatar of Me.";
break;
case 31:
echo "Joe Cool once lost the credit card game, so the restaurant canceled the bill.";
break;
case 32:
echo "At the professional rules enforcement level, the head judge appeals to Joe Cool.";
break;
case 33:
echo "Joe Cool has only punted one game in his entire career. It was a Shahrazad subgame so that he could play around Timely Reinforcements from his opponent in the main game.";
break;
}

?>