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(21:23:52) (Commentator): ALLO ALLO ALLO
(21:23:53) Spamman4587: Hru Commentator
(21:24:00) Spamman4587: TIME FOR FCAR!
(21:24:02) (Commentator): DID SOMEONE SAY FCAR?
(21:24:14) (Commentator): BECAUSE I DIDN'T
(21:24:16) ben456111: FCAR? :hyper:
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(21:24:20) ben456111: lol
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(21:24:36) (Commentator): oh wait, I have to do this don't I
(21:24:39) (Commentator) sighs
(21:24:41) (Commentator): Ahem
(21:24:44) iceBlueRabbit: 엡으카!
(21:24:49) (Commentator): Today, we'll be racing in the glorious Brave Moggy Island
(21:24:53) (Commentator): an island full of moggies
(21:24:56) (Commentator): isn't that a surprise?
(21:25:14) Lolzrfunni: No.
(21:25:22) ben456111: I'm hype despite not participating!
(21:25:26) iceBlueRabbit: 네
(21:25:42) iceBlueRabbit: 재미있어요!
(21:25:42) (Commentator): You know, sometimes it's very hard to get out of bed in the mornings
(21:25:53) (Commentator): and you're all really unhelpful.
(21:25:56) sahdee: I hate today
(21:26:06) (Commentator): I hate you, sahdee. I hate you.
(21:26:07) Spamman4587 shoots Commentator
(21:26:11) (Commentator): No offence.
(21:26:12) ChatBot: Spamman4587 rolls 2d6 and gets 4,4.
(21:26:13) iceBlueRabbit: 좋은 래스 보내세요!
(21:26:15) ben456111: I hate everything
(21:26:17) sahdee: Give us a good race Lolzi
(21:26:18) Spamman4587: SUCCESS
(21:26:28) (Commentator): you can't kill me, I'm commentating
(21:26:36) (Commentator): Anyway
(21:26:36) Spamman4587: OH YEAH?
(21:26:38) ben456111: Well that escalated quickly
(21:26:45) ChatBot: (Commentator) has been logged out (Kicked).
(21:26:49) Spamman4587: =D
(21:26:50) sahdee: Aww
(21:26:53) iceBlueRabbit: RIPIP
(21:26:56) Lolzrfunni: Well
(21:26:57) Spamman4587: TOTES KILLED
(21:27:00) Lolzrfunni: the race is cancelled
(21:27:02) Lolzrfunni: sorry lads
(21:27:05) ben456111: (16:26:38) ben456111: Well that escalated quickly
(21:27:08) Lolzrfunni: we can't do it without a commentator
(21:27:11) Lolzrfunni: and Spam just killed it
(21:27:14) sahdee: :cry:
(21:27:16) Spamman4587: (whispers) it's already unbanned
(21:27:21) Lolzrfunni: take down the bunting, everyone
(21:27:24) sahdee: Can't we get another clone?
(21:27:37) Lolzrfunni: But that takes effort...
(21:27:41) sahdee: You have a dozen just waiting in your room
(21:27:43) Spamman4587 clones a commentator
(21:27:47) Lolzrfunni: Oh, fine.
(21:27:49) ChatBot: Spamman4587 rolls 2d6 and gets 5,2.
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(21:28:14) (Commentator): IIIIIT'S FCAR TIME!
(21:28:23) ProphetofPain: Hmm
(21:28:31) ProphetofPain: Partial success
(21:28:50) iceBlueRabbit: Commentator 파이팅!
(21:28:52) Spamman4587: He's gonna be a bit...off
(21:28:53) Lolzrfunni: you can't retire and still be GM, poppie.
(21:29:19) ProphetofPain: Fine I leave the GMing to you spammo
(21:29:20) (Commentator): Since the old one of me already did the intro, let's skip to qualifying results!
(21:29:29) (Commentator): on pole position was Zwooshie, in Vroom
(21:29:46) (Commentator): a car which, despite only having two dimensions, has performed wonderfully today
(21:30:05) (Commentator): next up on the grid are Luukie and the Yeti Mobile
(21:31:00) (Commentator): with CTR, Geeker's tea trolley, the Fromobile, Auzzie's Mobile Mobile, Theel, Elim in the GMP mobile, and the Tentomobile,
(21:31:06) (Commentator): Driven by Driver Bob himself
(21:31:14) ProphetofPain: Good fucking point
(21:31:21) (Commentator): once he was persuaded to stop driving around Lolz's house throwing kittens at his windows
(21:31:44) ProphetofPain: I retire after this match I can still GM ya stupid bint
(21:32:00) (Commentator): I'm not a stupid bint! I'm a stupid cunt.
(21:32:07) (Commentator): Ahem.
(21:32:15) Spamman4587: Alright you stupid cunt bint
(21:32:18) Spamman4587: =P
(21:32:24) sahdee: :cry:
(21:32:31) sahdee: Stop reminding me Proffy
(21:32:33) Spamman4587: Sahdee...<3
(21:32:47) sahdee: now where's my car?
(21:32:48) Aberrant gives sahdee a tissue
(21:32:55) Aberrant: Where's mine? o3o
(21:33:37) (Commentator): Next up are Toworn's Tow Truck, Doc Periwinkle's time-travelling l, Nurse Rock, Redis, the Rallycross Fighter, Agent Steelhooves' PBI Party Van, TJ's Orange Juicer, Poly, Cdos, and Abe in position twenty
(21:34:34) (Commentator): Rem, Moosey, Blee, Poppie, Naughty, Sahdee, The Horsey, Whoever is driving Tele's car nowadays, Lolzi, Starry's heresymobile, Rebound and finally, qualifying a miserable last, Skele's spookymobile.
(21:34:42) (Commentator): What a pleb. Let's boo him.
(21:34:43) (Commentator): BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(21:34:46) (Commentator): BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(21:34:52) sahdee: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOO
(21:34:54) Lolzrfunni: That's mean
(21:34:56) sahdee: >_>
(21:35:02) Lolzrfunni: Boooo?
(21:35:20) Spamman4587: I'll drive Tele's
(21:35:23) Spamman4587: =D
(21:35:50) (Commentator): The Drivers are prepared, the marshals are marshal-ing, and the starting lights are on!
(21:35:54) (Commentator): 5!
(21:35:55) (Commentator): 4!
(21:35:57) (Commentator): 3!
(21:35:58) (Commentator): 2!
(21:35:59) (Commentator): 1!
(21:36:03) (Commentator): GO, GO, GO!
(21:36:24) sahdee: WHEE
(21:36:27) (Commentator): IT'S A FANTASTIC START BY STARRY FROM THE BACK, AS THE TEA TROLLEY BEGINS TO FALTER INTO THE FIRST CORNER
(21:36:47) (Commentator): SAHDEE HAS SWERVED! BUT THE YETIMOBILE CRASHES!
(21:36:56) (Commentator): THE TEA TROLLEY HITS THE YETIMOBILE!
(21:37:00) (Commentator): OH, THE HUMANITY!
(21:37:02) (Commentator): IT'S CHAOS!
(21:37:11) (Commentator): ZWOOSHIE GOES OFF TOO!
(21:37:16) (Commentator): WHAT A DISASTER!
(21:37:52) iceBlueRabbit: TIL BMI is Talladega
(21:37:55) (Commentator): into the next corner at Brave Moggy Island, Sahdee is throwing pens at the Horsey, as Tow begins to make up ground from 11tth place
(21:37:57) Spamman4587: There goes the starting lineup
(21:38:11) (Commentator): Skele has also made progress now
(21:38:15) (Commentator): he's following starry
(21:38:47) (Commentator): Lolzi, Cdos, the Telecar, and Auzzie have all made progress
(21:39:03) (Commentator): Nurse Rock is engaging in traditional mid-race banter by throwing used needles at REdis
(21:39:29) (Commentator): Agent Steelhooves is also driving masterfully, as it looks like Poly has hitched a lift on the Horsey
(21:39:48) (Commentator): Luuk is now leading the race, followed closely by CTR and Fro
(21:40:04) (Commentator): Luukie is throwing Gripen models at CTR!
(21:40:11) (Commentator): CTR is throwing spare swords!
(21:40:20) (Commentator): Fro is in the middle of it all!
(21:40:35) sahdee: poor Fro
(21:40:48) (Commentator): Oh no! Fro's crashed straight into a life-sized cut out of Maggie Thatcher!
(21:41:03) (Commentator): THE CUTOUT IS SPILLING PRIVATISATION OVER THE ROAD
(21:41:04) ProphetofPain: Oi
(21:41:12) (Commentator): FRO SPINS OFF
(21:41:23) (Commentator): MOST OF THE CARS HAVE ZOOMED PAST HIM
(21:41:40) (Commentator): What a disaster for both Fro and Maggie Thatcher lovers worldwide
(21:41:44) Lolzrfunni: :O
(21:42:02) sahdee: NOOO
(21:42:05) sahdee: NOT MAGGIE
(21:42:19) ProphetofPain: I feel like that partial success cloning event should impact about now
(21:42:21) (Commentator): What's this? While we weren't looking Starr has caught up with Redis ! That puts him in16th place!
(21:42:32) (Commentator): Redis has been slowly dropping behind during this race
(21:42:39) (Commentator): and Starr easily passes
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(21:42:49) (Commentator): Meanwhile, Auzzie is catching up to the leaders too!
(21:43:18) (Commentator): As the fight between Luukie and CTR is getting more intense!
(21:43:28) (Commentator): They're heading past the Brave Moggy Island tea rooms!
(21:43:47) (Commentator): oh no! A kitty-waiter has spilled buttered scones all over the track!
(21:43:52) (Commentator): Luu and CTR hit them!
(21:43:56) (Commentator): Their cars are ruined!
(21:44:00) (Commentator): They're sliding over the road!
(21:44:16) (Commentator): They're both off the Track! AUZZIE TAKES THE LEAD OF THE RACE!
(21:44:19) sahdee: And now I'm hungry
(21:44:25) (Commentator): Dear oh dear, what a calamity!
(21:45:04) (Commentator): Starr and skele have both passed CTR and Luu, putting them in 12th and 13th place
(21:45:27) (Commentator): The heresy must be strong today, as Starry is really motoring
(21:45:54) (Commentator): Doc Periwinkle and Nurse Rock have both dropped back to 23rd and 24th place respectively
(21:46:06) (Commentator): As the Tentomobile comes into the pits
(21:46:10) (Commentator): Driver Bob gets out
(21:46:20) (Commentator): he's vomiting... He's vomiting keyrings over the pit box!
(21:46:25) (Commentator): And he's back in the car!
(21:46:28) (Commentator): but he's lost vital time
(21:46:35) Lolzrfunni: O.o
(21:46:58) (Commentator): Sahdee is languishing at the back after she stopped to pick up a scone at the tea rooms
(21:47:12) sahdee: HEY!
(21:47:22) (Commentator): she joins behind Elimi and Abe
(21:47:27) (Commentator): in 28th plce
(21:47:42) Spamman4587: >.>
(21:47:44) (Commentator): Lolz and Cdos are fighting over 8th place
(21:47:45) Spamman4587: <.<
(21:47:48) (Commentator): Cdos currently holds 8th
(21:48:28) (Commentator): Agent Steelhooves is in second place, with Tow and Blee behind him
(21:48:36) (Commentator): but behind them are Starr and skele
(21:48:44) (Commentator): who hve both passed Lolz, Cdos, and Tele
(21:49:03) (Commentator): Poly is throwing Timbits at CTR and Luu behind him
(21:49:23) (Commentator): As Starry attempts to go round the outside of Agent Steelhooves at the right-hander
(21:49:32) (Commentator): Here they go! Starr's too fast!
(21:49:44) (Commentator): He's throwing muffins in the PBI van's way!
(21:49:49) (Commentator): Skele also slips through!
(21:49:55) (Commentator): What fun!
(21:49:59) Lolzrfunni: wheeeeeeeeee
(21:50:19) (Commentator): Annd now, Starry is trying to pass Tow!
(21:50:36) (Commentator): He has the inside line into the next corner, a gentle left-hander
(21:50:43) (Commentator): he's through! But skele hits the back of Tow!
(21:50:51) (Commentator): He's hitched onto the Tow Truck! He can't escape!
(21:51:14) (Commentator): And now Starry passes Blee! He's chasing Auzzie, the race leader!
(21:51:24) (Commentator): Lolzi passes Cdos for 8th!
(21:51:32) (Commentator): Tele has made it to 10th place!
(21:51:35) sahdee: GO TEAM HIPSTARR
(21:51:53) (Commentator): following Tele are Infimoosey, the Horse, and of course, Poly
(21:52:11) (Commentator): Starr is playing Modest Mouse records as he closes into Auzzie
(21:52:20) (Commentator): it's no contest! Auzzi just doesn't have the speed!
(21:52:26) (Commentator): AND STARR TAKES THE LEAD
(21:52:30) (Commentator): HERESY IS EVERYWHERE
(21:52:37) (Commentator): AMAZING
(21:53:16) (Commentator): speaking of heresy, Poppie is being all sad at the back of the race. What a shame.
(21:53:36) (Commentator): but onto more exciting things! We're onto the final few corners, and Auzzie is chasing starr back!
(21:53:55) (Commentator): The Muffin Mobile, being around two metres above the ground, cannot corner quickly for fear of toppling!
(21:54:01) (Commentator): Auzzie has no such concerns
(21:54:28) (Commentator): like a crazed man in a Combie van, he comes up to Starr's behind
(21:54:44) (Commentator): And he's right alongside starr through the final corner!
(21:54:49) (Commentator): IT'S A DRAG RACE TO THE FINISH!
(21:55:01) (Commentator): STARR IS WILLING ALL THE HERESY IN THE WORLD TO COME TO HIS AID!
(21:55:13) (Commentator): AND HE'S MANAGING IT! HE'S PAST AUZZIE!
(21:55:22) (Commentator): ALLSTARR WINS THE BRAVE MOGGY ISLAND GRAND PRIX!
(21:55:27) (Commentator): WHAT A RACE!
(21:55:32) Lolzrfunni: WHEEEEEE
(21:55:35) Lolzrfunni: go heresy!
(21:55:37) Lolzrfunni: :confetti:
(21:55:51) (Commentator): coming in third is Blee
(21:56:00) (Commentator): then Tow and Skele in fourth and fifth
(21:56:04) (Commentator): Steelhooves in 6th
(21:56:05) sahdee: Whee!
(21:56:07) (Commentator): Lolzi in 7th
(21:56:10) (Commentator): Cdos in 8th
(21:56:11) sahdee: That was a good race
(21:56:13) (Commentator): Tele 9th
(21:56:18) (Commentator): 10th to Moosey
(21:56:25) (Commentator): 11th and 12th to the Horsey and Poly
(21:56:40) (Commentator): a bit of a wait before CTR and Luuk come past in 13th and 4th
(21:56:45) (Commentator): Remmy in 15th
(21:56:49) (Commentator): Theel in 16th
(21:56:57) (Commentator): Redis and naughty in 17th and 18th
(21:57:08) (Commentator): That one Orangered in 19th
(21:57:11) (Commentator): TJ in 20th
(21:57:14) (Commentator): Fro in 21st
(21:57:22) (Commentator): Nurse Rock and Doc Periwinkle 22nd and 23rd
(21:57:27) (Commentator): Mesh in 24th
(21:57:31) (Commentator): Elimi 25th
(21:57:33) (Commentator): Abe in 26th
(21:57:39) (Commentator): sahdee in 27th
(21:57:52) (Commentator): Zwoosh 28th
(21:58:03) Aberrant: .-.
(21:58:43) (Commentator): Correction: Zwooshie was a DNF along with Geeker, Rebound, and the Yetimobile
(21:58:51) (Commentator): Poppie, in fact, came in 28th
(21:59:06) (Commentator): finishing a horrid last to end his chroma career.
(21:59:10) (Commentator): You suck, Popsie.
(21:59:17) Lolzrfunni: that's mean
(21:59:22) sahdee: ^
(21:59:22) (Commentator): yes. It is.
(21:59:28) sahdee: Kick him
(21:59:29) ProphetofPain: Meh
(21:59:42) (Commentator): I'm just telling the truth :(
(21:59:46) ProphetofPain: You were a defect clone anyways
(21:59:48) Lolzrfunni: :banhammer:
(21:59:59) (Commentator): DON'T SAY SUCH THINGS :cry:
(22:00:02) ProphetofPain: I bet you like teabags
(22:00:16) (Commentator): This has been me, Commentator Man, with a goodbye.
(22:00:19) (Commentator): BRUUUUUUUUUUUU
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(22:00:22) sahdee: This is what happens when you clone Crumpetsrfunnies
(22:00:31) Lolzrfunni: I blame the Mumpet bit
(22:00:33) sahdee: they're just not meant for this
(22:00:34) Lolzrfunni: I'm nice to poppie
(22:00:37) ProphetofPain: That should not be a legal breed
(22:00:47) Lolzrfunni: `I blame Mumpet
(22:00:49) ProphetofPain: Not meant for human interaction
(22:01:04) sahdee: That's why we only use him for races
(22:01:40) ProphetofPain: right, Now my career comes to an end