Wwhat the batting baseballs?

[13:20] <fashionableLunatic> ==Start==
[13:20] <fashionableLunatic> fashinableLunatic began trolling battingProdigy
[13:20] <fashionableLunatic> FL: hey!
[13:20] <battingProdigy> BP: uh hey
[13:21] <fashionableLunatic> FL: you are one of those that are confused about horns are you not
[13:21] <battingProdigy> BP: ummm
[13:21] <battingProdigy> BP: i mean i know what horns are but
[13:22] <battingProdigy> BP: are you saying you have horns?
[13:22] <fashionableLunatic> FL: I'll take that as a yes
[13:22] <fashionableLunatic> FL: you must know the one that likes grave feather beasts?
[13:23] <battingProdigy> BP: grave feather beasts?
[13:23] <fashionableLunatic> FL: yes those exactly
[13:23] <battingProdigy> BP: what the homeplate is that?
[13:24] <fashionableLunatic> FL: You know the flying stuff that eats corpses
[13:24] <battingProdigy> BP: ...vultures?
[13:24] <fashionableLunatic> FL: NO YOU BWHAUILVWAVU IDIOT
[13:24] <fashionableLunatic> FL: THEY CALLED IT VYWULAVUWAV SOMETHING ELSE!¨
[13:25] <battingProdigy> BP: o.o
[13:25] <fashionableLunatic> FL: you know what i'm talking about
[13:25] <fashionableLunatic> FL: it's black and stuff
[13:26] <battingProdigy> BP: sounds like a vulture
[13:26] <fashionableLunatic> FL: IT'S NOT YOU BITCH I WILL BDAWUVDGJKWAV FUCKING STAB YOU
[13:26] <battingProdigy> BP: whoa okay calm down dude
[13:26] <fashionableLunatic> FL: I'M NOT A DUDE!
[13:27] <fashionableLunatic> FL: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[13:27] <battingProdigy> BP: uhhhh
[13:28] <battingProdigy> BP: maybe you should focus on the calm down part
[13:28] <fashionableLunatic> FL: now since you obviously know what i'm talking about and obviously huwiapgywlagdyuw know this other person who is confused about horns
[13:28] <fashionableLunatic> FL: tell me
[13:29] <fashionableLunatic> FL: do you think they like blue dresses or jade dresses more
[13:29] <battingProdigy> BP: ummm...
[13:29] <battingProdigy> BP: i dunno i never actually met her
[13:30] <fashionableLunatic> FL: please be quick i have a tea party with a few horror terror planed
[13:30] <battingProdigy> BP: horrorterrors?
[13:30] <fashionableLunatic> FL: yes
[13:30] <fashionableLunatic> FL: yes
[13:30] <fashionableLunatic> FL: lovely bunch
[13:31] <fashionableLunatic> FL: there one moment and gone the next
[13:31] <battingProdigy> BP: what the batting baseballs are those?
[13:31] <fashionableLunatic> FL: Oh you know... um
[13:31] <fashionableLunatic> FL: who are you?
[13:31] <battingProdigy> BP: why do you ask?
[13:32] <fashionableLunatic> FL: wow that's pretty deep man
[13:32] <fashionableLunatic> FL: it's like that one time
[13:33] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i was out killing some trolls and one of them turns up and goes
[13:33] <fashionableLunatic> FL: why are you doing this
[13:33] <fashionableLunatic> FL: so i stabbed his eyes out
[13:33] <fashionableLunatic> FL: what was my point again
[13:33] <battingProdigy> BP: ...
[13:33] <battingProdigy> BP: not gonna lie
[13:33] <battingProdigy> BP: little uncomfortable now
[13:34] <fashionableLunatic> FL: no it's fine
[13:34] <fashionableLunatic> FL: we are friends now
[13:34] <fashionableLunatic> FL: he's sitting there in the back of the room
[13:34] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i tell him to take a shower
[13:34] <fashionableLunatic> FL: but he doesn't listen
[13:34] <fashionableLunatic> FL: just between you and me
[13:35] <fashionableLunatic> FL: he's beginning to stink a bit
[13:36] <battingProdigy> BP: um
[13:37] <battingProdigy> BP: just between you and me
[13:37] <battingProdigy> BP: i think you killed him
[13:37] <fashionableLunatic> FL: well obviously
[13:37] <fashionableLunatic> FL: but he's cool with it
[13:37] <fashionableLunatic> FL: everyone is very chill after they are dead
[13:37] <battingProdigy> BP: maybe because they dont have a say in any matter anymore
[13:38] <fashionableLunatic> FL: DON'T YOU TRY TO WYILWBAYULVDWA STATE HIS OPINION FOR HIM
[13:38] <battingProdigy> BP: okay okay
[13:38] <fashionableLunatic> FL: now why did you contact me
[13:38] <battingProdigy> BP: what?
[13:39] <battingProdigy> BP: you contacted me
[13:39] <fashionableLunatic> FL: STOP LYING!
[13:39] <fashionableLunatic> FL: tell me why you contacted me!
[13:40] <battingProdigy> BP: i didnt contact you! i dont even know who you are!
[13:40] <fashionableLunatic> FL: I'm Jydbec, don't you remember
[13:41] <battingProdigy> BP: no i dont remember because we never talked!
[13:41] <fashionableLunatic> FL: yes we have, i just contacted you
[13:41] <battingProdigy> BP: wha
[13:41] <battingProdigy> BP: but you
[13:41] <battingProdigy> BP: but you just
[13:41] <battingProdigy> BP: sodbskdbsiabdisvdj
[13:42] <battingProdigy> BP: sorry about that i had to slam my face into the keyboard
[13:42] <fashionableLunatic> FL: don't worry i do wbduaildgwya that all the time
[13:42] <fashionableLunatic> FL: now about the dress
[13:42] <fashionableLunatic> FL: blue or jade?
[13:44] <battingProdigy> BP: i already said i dont know
[13:44] <fashionableLunatic> FL: ANSWER ME!
[13:44] <fashionableLunatic> FL: I'LL  FUCKIN VYDWUAVHDWJ RIP YOUR EYES OUT BITCH
[13:46] <battingProdigy> BP: OKAY OKAY JADE I GUESS
[13:47] <fashionableLunatic> FL: excelente
[13:48] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i was worried i would need to get some blue blood
[13:48] <fashionableLunatic> FL: thanks for that
[13:48] <fashionableLunatic> FL: very pleasant bdwialbdhwjaldaw conversing with you
[13:48] <battingProdigy> BP: likewise?
[13:48] <fashionableLunatic> fashionableLunatic ceased trolling battingProdigy
[13:49] <fashionableLunatic> ==END==