More One Shots

>Be Anon in Equestria, and be with Celestia as she sips tea at a garden party.
>Suddenly her mane glows bright white as a small red sphere appears on it, "Oh look, a star is being born!"
>All the nearby mares, and stallions come up and make oohs and awws as they marvel at her magestic, beautiful mane.
>Suddenly, her entire coat glows bright yellow, red, and white as the star bursts into light, and then becomes a small white dot in her mane.
"Whoa, that was incredicble!"
>"Isn't it? I never get tired of seeing that no matter how many times it happens."
"How often is that?"
>"Very often for me, but very rare for you. Its truly a a lucky thing to be around when a star is born."
"What happens when a star dies?"
>"Uhh...wellllll."

>Back in Canterlot, Luna talks to a group of ponies, "Yes, for you see, the night is majestic, and full of much wonder."
>Suddenly her mane begins to glow bright white before turning into an intense shade of white, so white it blinds everyone in the room.
>A mare screams out, "What's happening!?"
>"A super nova! Close your eyes and cover your ears!"
>The light gets its highest point before collapsing into itself, and exploding into nothing. Suddenly Luna lets out a long, drawn out fart.
>It pitters to a stop before giving one last "Pffffftttt" as white start dust shoots out of her butt.
>Luna blushes red and hangs her head as she walks away. Leaving her group to figure out what just happened.
>Today was a "Why does sister have all the luck?" kinda day+


>Luna tosses her guard plate and swishes her mane, giving you a glare, she smirks, "Quake in fear man-ape, feast your eyes on 1000 years of dance practice!"
>Sliding her hooves backwards, she begins moonwalking and strutting out her shoulders.
"Moonwalk? Impressive, for a number of reasons, but nobody can match this. Hey blablabla blablablablablabla, hey macareena!"
>Luna gives you several tsks, "Pathetic."
"Its not over yet."
>Busting out the robot, you move slow-mo as the other ponies look on terrified, one of them yells, "He's more machine than man!"
>Luna nods her head, "Very nice, but can you top this?" Familiar music begins to play as Luna walks around you giving a playful smile before she starts singing, "It’s close to moonlight and something wickeds lurkin in the dark. Under the starlight, you see a mare that stops your heart. You try to speak, but fear takes the words before you say them. You start to sweat, as she looks you right in the eyes, you’re paralyzed. Cause this is flirting! Flirting sucks, and nop0nys gonna bail vou from the pasta about to drop..."
>Before she can finish, you grab her snout and look her in the eyes.
"I dont even care about the contest anymore, marry me."
>And then you two lived happily ever after.

>Dash and her friends all sit at a table, and eat leftover cake.
>Pinkie slides Dash a cup of cider as she grabs hold, and downs it.
>TS: "So Dash, you're 21 now."
>Dash burps loudly and wipes her mouth with her hoof, "Yup."
>R: "And with such a mature age, comes lots of new responsibilities."
>Dash smacks her mouth as she chews without closing her mouth, "Like what? I'm already in charge of the weather team?"
>FS: "Yiu didn't know? 21 is considered the start of the breeding age."
>Dash spits out her partially chewed food into a frosting spray, before violently coughing, "Breeding age!?"
>AJ: "Ah understand yer frustration, but how could ya not know it wuz comin?"
>"I don't know, nop0ny told me about it!"
>TS: "What about the educational videos in school?"
>"I slept through them."
>TS: "And your parents?"
>"Dad never told me anything about it."
>Twilight slams her hoof on the table, "Well duh, males are always at breeding age!" Suddenly techno music begins playing as you come out dressed like a cowboy. Shaking your ass and twerking at Dash's face, "Go away Anon, we're not doing the stripper thing anymore!"
>Today was a bad birthday

>Pinkie Pie hums to herself as she holds a string that seems to shoot up into the sky. Twilight comes walking by, "Hey Pinkie, what'cha doin?"
>"Huh? Oh you know, flying a kite."
>Twilight looks up as you flap in the wind annoyed, and tens of feet up, "Pinkie, he doesnt look very happy."
>"What are you talking about? Everyp0ny loves flying a kite." Twilight shrugs her shoulders, and goes about her own business as Pinkie begins to fiddle with the string, "Ok Anon, hang on tight, I'm gonna run!"
>Getting up, she begins to run off in one direction as you swing, and dive with the wind current. At first you're horrified by the howling, and pushing of the wind, but soon, a smile begins to form.
"Hahaha, hahaha!"
>"Thats the spirit Anon!"
>Suddenly a large gust of wind blows, and knocks you off balance.
"Whoa! WHOAAHH!!"
>Crashing down, you dive bomb straight down into a free fall. Before you can crash into the ground, another gust of wind shoots you right back up.
>Like a rocket, you gain air as you ascend past the clouds themselves. Pinkie stammers and panics as the string flies out of her hooves, "OH MY GOSH! DONT PANIC ANON! I'LL GET TWILIGHT TO GET YOU DOWN!!"
>She runs off as you look down smiling.
"SO LONG SUCKERS! WHOOOO!!"
>As you blast through the clouds, you marvel at all the beauty around you, and a song begins to play in your heart.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYGSC9wiOYE
>As you soar through the sky with the biggest smile on your face, you look down at all the pegasi beneath you. One looks up at you as you nod to it, and look forward before flying off into the horizon, never to be seen again.

>Day these horny alicorns in Equestria, be Anon and walking through town with Celestia in tow.
>"I'm so sorry about what happened, that is most unbecoming of a princess."
"Well, when she showed up for the movie in a wedding dress, it was more embarrassing for her than me. So, whatever."
>"No, I insist. On behalf of Luna, let me make it up to you."
"How so?"
>She stops and points to large, cathedral like building with a gold bell on top of it, "By buying you dinner!"
"This is a restaurant?!"
>"Yes, like those "Taco Bells" you always talked about. I had one built just for you."
"You got it completely wrong."
>"How so?"
"Well, it was just a fast food joint, this place looks fucking expensive...and kinda like a church rather than a stand."
>"Well, no matter. Dinner is dinner right?"
"I guess so."
>She levitates a suit and tie to you, and bounces her mane as she puts on a long white gown, "Here, put these on, they have a dress code."
"K..."
>Walking in, the place looks nothing like a restaurant. There is a long aisle with benches on either side of it.
>Ponies of all kinds sit and look at the two of you as you walk down the aisle.
"What the hell is this?"
>"What, you've never heard of a line before?"
>You look down the "line" and see nobody is there, except for at the end where a makeshift order counter sits with a pony behind it.
"Where are the other customers?"
>"Eating."
>Suddenly all the ponies around you take out bags of feed, and start eating halfassed but still keeping focus on you two.
>Reaching the end, the pony behind the counter takes out a large, black book, "Do you Princess Celestia, want the number Vow with cheese?"
>"I do."
>"And do you Anon want the number Vow with cheese as well?"
"I kinda want to see the other items."
>Celestia quickly answers, "They only sell the number Vow." Before grinning and sweating nervously, "So, do you do too?"
>You squint your eyes and shake your head before turning around, and walking away.
>God damn alicorns.


>A small pink unicorn pony stacks blocks as other little colts and fillies run around in the background. Suddenly a large shadow is cast before it; enter you, kid-Anon.
“Get up kid, I wanna use the blocks.”
>”B..but I’m playing with them, y.you can play with me.”
>Frowning, you kick over the blocks and kick them away in all directions, “My crystal castle!”
“Crystals are for girls!”
>”No they’re not! Crystals are pretty!”
“Pretty is for girls!”
>You knock him over, and start picking up the blocks as the small colt cries. A white unicorn colt comes up with a foam sword, “Leave him alone you bully.”
>You look back and resume collecting the blocks.
“Go away Shining Armor.”
>He starts smacking you with the sword as you drop the bricks and try to fight it off.
“Quit it!”
>Finally a teacher notices, and comes to break it up, “Anon! What have I told you about picking on other ponies!?” She bites down on your shirt, and drags you away as the colt sniffles.
>SA comes up to him, and uses his magic to stack up the blocks, “You ok?” He nods as he looks over the blocks, and smiles, “What’s your name?”
>”Calin.”
>”Hi Calin..well see ya.”
>He walks away as Calin calls out to him, “Uhh do you wanna play with me?”
>Looking back, he smiles, “Sure, what are we playing?”
>Calin smiles widely as he produces two dolls, one a prince and the other a princess, “Castle. I can be the princess, and you can be my knight that saves the day.”
>SA smiles and sits down with him, “Ok.”
>Cadence wakes up and stretches as she looks over her sleeping her husband. Kissing him on the cheek, she goes back to resting by him, “And what a knight you are, my Shining Armor.”

>Later that day, Cadence walks up to somebody knocking at the door. Opening it, she sees you and Twilight standing on the otherside.
>"Hey Cadence, this is my friend A.."
>Cadence headbutts you and yells, "WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!?!"
"WHAT DID I DO!?"