Cajal
#5596

shitposting
Somewhere there must be a higher principle which reconciles art and action; that principle, is shitposting.





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[9:00 PM] Cajal: :^)
[9:00 PM] doublewhale: snailfu is stealing my energy
[9:00 PM] doublewhale: fucking vampires
[9:00 PM] u retard: [9:59 PM] doublewhale: there is a reason why neuroscience rhymes with pseudoscience
[9:00 PM] Cajal: >stealing your energy
[9:01 PM] doublewhale: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqCyTM1bF6Q
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Hilltop Hoods - The Nosebleed Section


[9:01 PM] doublewhale: white nigger music anyone
[9:01 PM] Cajal: there is a reason why neuroscience virology rhymes with pseudoscience memeology
[9:01 PM] Cajal: HAHA
[9:01 PM] Cajal: GATEM
[9:01 PM] doublewhale: because both are very crucial to mankind you faggot
[9:01 PM] Cajal: >crucial
[9:01 PM] Cajal: HAHA
[9:02 PM] doublewhale: enjoy your HIV
[9:02 PM] Cajal: >HIV
[9:02 PM] Cajal: why would i EVER get HIV
[9:02 PM] doublewhale: cause u gay
[9:02 PM] Cajal: literally most of virology is just catering for degenerates who cant stop their faggotry and getting viruses
[9:02 PM] doublewhale: I'll pay marf to infect litfu
[9:02 PM] doublewhale: :^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)
[9:03 PM] doublewhale: literally most of virology isn't tho
[9:03 PM] Cajal: >literally isnt
[9:03 PM] Cajal: hue
[9:03 PM] Cajal: >implying
[9:03 PM] doublewhale: unless you think it's gay to get infected with flu
[9:03 PM] doublewhale: and the like
[9:03 PM] Cajal: >flu
[9:03 PM] Cajal: >not just wearing a face mask when youre ill
[9:03 PM] Cajal: if people weren't disgusting faggots, then flu wouldnt spread
[9:03 PM] Cajal: :^)
[9:03 PM] doublewhale: >my kid died to measles, I sure wish he wasn't a faggot
[9:04 PM] Cajal: >measles
[9:04 PM] Cajal: >not cured already
[9:04 PM] Cajal: HMMMMMMMMMMMmm
[9:04 PM] doublewhale: actually that's a bad example because white children don't usually die to measles
[9:04 PM] Cajal: :^)
[9:04 PM] Cajal: exactly
[9:04 PM] doublewhale: >measles
>cured
[9:04 PM] Cajal: >vaccine
[9:04 PM] Cajal: >not a prophylactic cure
[9:04 PM] Cajal: HMMM
[9:04 PM] doublewhale: the stupidity of humans proves you wrong
[9:04 PM] Cajal: well
[9:04 PM] doublewhale: you would have to force people to vaccinate their children to actually cure it
[9:04 PM] Cajal: youre not gonna cure stupidity with virology
[9:04 PM] Cajal: only with neuroscience
[9:04 PM] Cajal: :^)
[9:05 PM] doublewhale: I don't think there is a reservoir but humans for measles
[9:05 PM] doublewhale: so it would actually be super easy to eradicate the virus
[9:05 PM] doublewhale: if people would vaccinate their children
[9:05 PM] doublewhale: but muh autism
[9:05 PM] doublewhale: >with neuroscience
[9:05 PM] doublewhale: not only with biotechnology
[9:06 PM] doublewhale: use CRISPR to get rid of the genes necessary to develop a brain :^^^)
[9:06 PM] Cajal: >not only
[9:06 PM] doublewhale: >no
[9:06 PM] Cajal: >get rid of genes necessary to develop a brain
[9:06 PM] Cajal: ?
[9:06 PM] doublewhale: holy shit cajal you're such a faggot :v)
[9:06 PM] Cajal: is that what happened to you?
[9:06 PM] Cajal: are you a genetic experiment in people with no brains?
[9:06 PM] doublewhale: yes
[9:06 PM] Cajal: is that why you are so upset all the time
[9:06 PM] Cajal: ?
[9:07 PM] doublewhale: no
[9:07 PM] doublewhale: that's because they also used CRISPR to get rid of my chill
[9:07 PM] Cajal: i wish theyd use crispr to sterilise you
[9:07 PM] Cajal: tbh
[9:07 PM] Cajal: and save the gene pool
[9:07 PM] doublewhale: no imma steal yo women
[9:07 PM] doublewhale: implant them with snail babbiehs
[9:07 PM] doublewhale: romafu, portfu, mathfu, litfu
[9:07 PM] Cajal: >steal my women
[9:07 PM] doublewhale: idgaf
[9:07 PM] Cajal: >cant even get snailfu
[9:08 PM] doublewhale: snailfu is leagues above your fus
[9:08 PM] Dieso: >cant even get litfu
[9:08 PM] Cajal: >get litfu
[9:08 PM] Dieso: >cant even get mathfu
[9:08 PM] Cajal: why would i want litfu
[9:08 PM] Cajal: but i literally can get mathfu
[9:08 PM] Cajal: I just dont know if i want to
[9:08 PM] Cajal: :^)
[9:08 PM] doublewhale: >literally can
[9:08 PM] doublewhale: kek
[9:08 PM] Cajal: did i stutter
[9:08 PM] Cajal: you nigger
[9:08 PM] Cajal: :^)
[9:08 PM] doublewhale: cajal
[9:08 PM] doublewhale: you're a scientist
[9:08 PM] doublewhale: how would you convince your prof to let you work in BSL3 if you were a flufag
[9:09 PM] Cajal: if i were a flufag?
[9:09 PM] Cajal: i wouldnt
[9:09 PM] Cajal: id kill myself
[9:09 PM] doublewhale: that's not an option
[9:09 PM] Cajal: >not an option
[9:09 PM] doublewhale: if you would get to work in BSL3 you would be allowed to switch majors to neuroscience
[9:09 PM] doublewhale: how would you do it
[9:10 PM] Cajal: ?
[9:10 PM] Cajal: >majors
[9:10 PM] doublewhale: if you didn't you would be forced to work in virology without ever being able to die
[9:10 PM] doublewhale: you'd have to work with viruses for the rest of your life
[9:10 PM] doublewhale: with HIV
[9:10 PM] doublewhale: you would be forced to save gay people
[9:11 PM] doublewhale: only way to escape is get to work in BSL3
[9:11 PM] doublewhale: HOW
[9:11 PM] Cajal: be good
[9:11 PM] Cajal: good to a good university
[9:11 PM] Cajal: etc
[9:11 PM] Dieso: >inject self with virus
[9:11 PM] doublewhale: :thinking:
[9:11 PM] Dieso: >die
[9:11 PM] Dieso: :^)
[9:11 PM] Cajal: mathfu just messaged me
[9:11 PM] Cajal: :smiley:
[9:11 PM] doublewhale: no dying
[9:11 PM] doublewhale: only pain
[9:11 PM] doublewhale: maybe I'll just tell him my 3 strong points(edited)
[9:12 PM] doublewhale: >shell is hard and safe
>slowly but steady
>secrete lots of mucus
[9:12 PM] Cajal: i was talking to mathfu on sunday about this grill I knew when i was 17 who told me she loved me
[9:13 PM] Cajal: and mathfu was saying something along the lines of me disregarding what that grill said when i was 17 just because someone likes me now
[9:13 PM] Cajal: and i was like
[9:13 PM] Cajal: what do you mean by this
[9:13 PM] Cajal: and she avoided the question
[9:13 PM] doublewhale: >what do you mean by this
[9:13 PM] Cajal: ye
[9:13 PM] doublewhale: her gay best friend probably has a crush on you
[9:13 PM] Cajal: i literally cba to scroll up and see the exact words she said
[9:13 PM] doublewhale: that's why she talks to you
[9:13 PM] Cajal: >gay best friend
[9:13 PM] Cajal: her best friend is a grill
[9:14 PM] doublewhale: plottwist
[9:14 PM] doublewhale: >it's marf
[9:14 PM] Cajal: that ive known since i was 17
[9:14 PM] Cajal: going rockclimbing with them on saturday
[9:14 PM] doublewhale: nice
[9:14 PM] Cajal: unless something goes wrong
[9:14 PM] Cajal: :stuck_out_tongue:
[9:14 PM] doublewhale: are you good?
[9:14 PM] Cajal: i did some rock climbing when i was young
[9:14 PM] doublewhale: what grade?
[9:15 PM] Cajal: used to play golf when i was very young, then tennis when i was a bit older, then basketball
[9:15 PM] Cajal: >what grade
[9:15 PM] Cajal: no idea fam, like 10 years old
[9:15 PM] doublewhale: GRADE OF DIFFICULTY YOU FAGGOT
[9:15 PM] Cajal: oh
[9:15 PM] Cajal: well i was 10
[9:15 PM] Cajal: so not very
[9:15 PM] Cajal: you nigger
[9:15 PM] Cajal: :^)
[9:15 PM] Dieso: I did rock climbing too hehe
[9:15 PM] Cajal: i was bretty good at tennis tbh
[9:15 PM] doublewhale: >hehe
[9:15 PM] Dieso: I was pretty bad at tennis
[9:16 PM] Dieso: Was good at swimming though
[9:16 PM] Dieso: :^)
[9:16 PM] Cajal: oh yeah
[9:16 PM] Cajal: I used to go to get advanced swimming certifications
[9:16 PM] Cajal: when i was like 10 again
[9:16 PM] Dieso: ok
[9:16 PM] Cajal: maybe younger
[9:17 PM] Dieso: why won't you make a move on mathfu
[9:17 PM] Dieso: ???
[9:17 PM] Dieso: you literally lose nothing(edited)
[9:17 PM] Cajal: i will
[9:17 PM] Cajal: ill lose alot
[9:17 PM] Cajal: if i dont want to be with her
[9:17 PM] Cajal: shes 25, shes looking to get married soon
[9:17 PM] Cajal: what if i dont wanna marry her
[9:17 PM] Cajal: i dont wanna waste her time
[9:17 PM] Dieso: then don't marry her???
[9:17 PM] u retard: You're such a faggot Cajal
[9:17 PM] Cajal: yeah
[9:17 PM] u retard: :^)
[9:17 PM] Cajal: but in the time to decide
[9:18 PM] Cajal: i dont know if i want to marry her or not, if it got to that point
[9:18 PM] Dieso: ok???
[9:18 PM] Cajal: >ok???
[9:18 PM] Cajal: >[9:17 PM] Dieso: why won't you make a move on mathfu
[9:18 PM] Cajal: Because im leaning to not wanting to be in a relationship with her
[9:19 PM] doublewhale: @Dieso
[9:19 PM] Dieso: then don't be in a relationship???
[9:19 PM] doublewhale: is there anyone you're interested in?
[9:19 PM] doublewhale: are you actually a faggot?
[9:19 PM] Cajal: if i was in a relationship with her, and i didnt want to be, then wouldnt you be asking "why dont you leave her"
[9:19 PM] Dieso: yes, am intererted in vodka
[9:19 PM] Dieso: no, not a faggot
[9:19 PM] Cajal: but you asking me why i wont make a move
[9:19 PM] Cajal: you retard
[9:19 PM] Cajal: >ask a question
>get an answer
OKAY THEN
[9:19 PM] Dieso: I would ask why you won't leave her too
[9:19 PM] Cajal: exactly
[9:19 PM] Dieso: Bc your answer makes no sense???
[9:20 PM] Cajal: >makes no sense
[9:20 PM] Cajal: ?
[9:20 PM] Cajal: nigger
[9:20 PM] Cajal: what doesnt make sense
[9:20 PM] Cajal: wew lad
[9:20 PM] Dieso: why won't you make a move on her???
[9:20 PM] Cajal: because i dont want to
[9:20 PM] Dieso: are you homosexual???
[9:20 PM] doublewhale: kek
[9:20 PM] Cajal: >
[9:21 PM] Cajal: Dieso, why dont you make a move on some old/ugly woman?
[9:21 PM] Cajal: are you a homosexual?
[9:21 PM] Dieso: I do make the move
[9:21 PM] Cajal: you make a move on old and/or ugly women?
[9:21 PM] Dieso: :^)
[9:21 PM] Dieso: yes
[9:21 PM] Cajal: why are your standards so low
[9:21 PM] Dieso: all women deserve love
[9:21 PM] Cajal: are you hideous
[9:21 PM] Cajal: ?
[9:21 PM] Dieso: I'm hot
[9:21 PM] Cajal: >implying
[9:21 PM] Cajal: you also think smoking looks aesthetic
[9:21 PM] Cajal: so your opinion is worthless
[9:21 PM] Dieso: ok so mathfu is not cute?
[9:22 PM] u retard: Mate, I tried making him see light of day
[9:22 PM] Cajal: mathfu is cute
[9:22 PM] Dieso: you could have just said that
[9:22 PM] u retard: It's impossible
[9:22 PM] Dieso: ok???
[9:22 PM] Dieso: then why wont you make a move???
[9:22 PM] Cajal: a girl being cute is not the only reason to get into a relationship with her
[9:22 PM] Dieso: >relationship
[9:22 PM] Dieso: when did I mention relationship???
[9:22 PM] doublewhale: this tbh
[9:22 PM] Cajal: >having degenerate premarital sex
[9:22 PM] Dieso: wew lad
[9:22 PM] Cajal: i guess your misconception is believing that everyone is a degenerate
[9:22 PM] doublewhale: if I had to make a move on every cute grill I saw I wouldn't have time for anything else
[9:23 PM] Dieso: If you don't premarital sex you will dissapoint your future partner
[9:23 PM] Dieso: this will lead to divorce
[9:23 PM] Dieso: and sad children
[9:23 PM] doublewhale: what if his future partner was pure
[9:23 PM] Dieso: premarital sex is key to a happy life
[9:23 PM] doublewhale: he does not want no whore
[9:23 PM] Dieso: even if she is pure
[9:23 PM] Cajal: >[9:23 PM] Dieso: If you don't premarital sex you will dissapoint your future partner
[9:23 PM] Dieso: this will lead to divorce
[9:23 PM] Dieso: and sad children
[9:24 PM] Cajal: but literally more premarital partners correlates with less marriage satisfaction
[9:24 PM] Cajal: you retard
[9:24 PM] Dieso: show study
[9:24 PM] Cajal: also, i wouldnt wanna marry a whore
[9:24 PM] Cajal: show your study about premarital sex leading to sad children and divorce
[9:24 PM] Dieso: kek
[9:25 PM] Cajal: im looking for study
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[9:25 PM] Dieso: I am not
[9:26 PM] Dieso: Clearing my messages :^)
[9:26 PM] Dieso: dont want vodka to see