Incident

[Engineering] Simon Bonkers says, "I took the liberty of installing a mixer."
[Common] Sal A. Mander hisses, "Ssselling medicine in Dormsss Toilet."
[Engineering] Simon Bonkers says, "Your set up randomly takes gas moles from the avialable."
 Squeek!
[Common] Sal A. Mander hisses, "I am ssselling medicine in Dormsss toilet. Come meet me if interesssted."
[Common] Avalona Dawkins yells, "GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!"
The space carp gnashes at Cooper Gray!
The space carp smashes against the grille.
The space carp gnashes at Cooper Gray!
The space carp gnashes at Cooper Gray!
The space carp gnashes at Cooper Gray!
The space carp bites Cooper Gray!
The space carp gnashes at Cooper Gray!
The space carp bites Cooper Gray!
The space carp gnashes at Cooper Gray!
You switch the welding tool on.
The space carp bites Cooper Gray!
The space carp gnashes at Cooper Gray!
Cooper Gray has attacked the space carp with the welding tool!
the space carp stops moving...
Cooper Gray has attacked the space carp with the welding tool!
OOC: Arfeudutyr: What is an engine even.
You switch the welding tool off.
You put the welding tool into the toolbelt.
[Engineering] Cooper Gray says, "Good thinking, I hadnt thought of that"
Cooper Gray says, "Good thinking, I hadnt thought of that"
OOC: Whodaloo: it's a big long thing with wings
[Common] Insulated Circuits states, "Johnson Fitzwell has signed up as Assistant."
 Squeek!
[Common] Simon Bonkers asks, "I feel sick, could a doctor treat me instead of racing past me?"
[Common] Insulated Circuits states, "Summer Lewis has signed up as Assistant."
OOC: Charlolizard: Its that thing that makes wruuuu sound
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This is  Cooper Gray!
He is wearing  an atmospheric technician's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a welding helmet on his head.
He is wearing  a hazard vest.
He has  a backpack on his back.
He has  some black gloves on his hands.
He has  a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
He has  a gas mask on his face.
He has  an engineering radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Cooper Gray (Atmospheric Technician).
He has severe bruising!
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OOC: Charlolizard: When push down the pedal
Cooper Gray has unlocked the locker.
OOC: MiracleMagnet: no that's your mum
Swapped to nanofrost launcher
Swapped to metal foam synthesizer
The extinguisher nozzle has been refilled by 200 units.
The extinguisher nozzle is already full!
Central Command Update


Anomaly Alert


Localized energetic flux wave detected on long range scanners. Expected location of impact: Heads of Staff Meeting Room.


 That's an extinguisher nozzle.
A heavy duty nozzle attached to a firefighter's backpack tank.
It is a huge item.
It contains 200 units.
OOC: Charlolizard: Lame joke
 Squeek!
[Common] Avalona Dawkins yells, "AI DOOR!!"
[Common] Avalona Dawkins slurs, "T'HAAANKCH AHI!!"
Cooper Gray says, "Come inside"
The nozzle snaps back onto the tank!
Drone (260) starts building grille.
Cooper Gray says, "Welp"
[Common] Simon Bonkers exclaims, "Medbay is refusing to treat people!"
Drone (260) unfastens the grille.
The nozzle snaps back onto the tank!
Drone (260) puts the screwdriver into the mechanical toolbox.
[Common] Teru Sadfroggins says, "Ai inform someone to get me out"
Cooper Gray says, "I was just gonna do taht"
[Common] Ivan Melnikov says, "Medbay is full of aggro hulks."
Cooper Gray says, "But"
Drone (260) puts the wirecutters into the mechanical toolbox.
[Common] Simon Bonkers yells, "LYNCH ALL DOCTORS!!"
Cooper Gray says, "Yeh"
Cooper Gray says, "You do whatever"
[Common] Drinks-The-Juice yells, "LYNCH ALL DOCTORsss!!"
[Common] MC Honk Deez Nutz exclaims, "CJ, you didn't make it all access!"
Jim Ebola says, "Wait"
Cooper Gray says, "Im dying"
[Common] Lee Galleon asks, "Chaplain, where is your I.D.?"
Jim Ebola fires the hybrid taser!
Cooper Gray is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Cooper Gray slurs, "Foor foocks sakkkeee"
Priority Announcement


The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

We're going home until I get my fucking access.


Jim Ebola is trying to put handcuffs on Cooper Gray!
[Common] Luck Surname says, "Simon pills are in the fridge you mongoloid"
[Common] Somethingborg V1.3 declares, "Recall!"
Cooper Gray says, "Why"
Jim Ebola hugs Cooper Gray to make him feel better!
[Common] Sal A. Mander hisses, "It wasss the clown"
Cooper Gray says, "What am I wanted for"
[Common] Sal A. Mander hisses, "The clown did it"
Jim Ebola coughs!
Jim Ebola coughs!
[Engineering] Insulated Circuits states, "Engineer."
 Squeek!
Jim Ebola coughs!
[Common] Avalona Dawkins slurs, "CMO CANT EVEN CURE A DISEAHCHE WANTCH!!!HUUUHHH!!!'ME TOO GEET OOO'T OF CHEM!!"
Cooper Gray gasps!
[Engineering] Cooper Gray says, "Simon, ive been arrested. Carry on my memory"
Cooper Gray says, "Simon, ive been arrested. Carry on my memory"
Jim Ebola coughs!
Deckard Ford says, "Thanks ya jerk"
Drinks-The-Juice twitches violently.
Anal Probe injects Anthony Bourdain with its syringe!
Priority Announcement


The emergency shuttle has been recalled. Recall signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.


Sebastian Priebe sneezes.
Mister Vespa sniffs.
Cooper Gray coughs!
[Engineering] Insulated Circuits states, "It's okay now."
Sebastian Priebe coughs!
Frank Ocelot coughs!
[Common] Xavier Woollard yells, "WOW!!"
Cooper Gray coughs!
Jim Ebola applies the medical gauze on Cooper Gray.
Jim Ebola puts the medical gauze into the first-aid kit.
Jim Ebola applies the bruise pack on Cooper Gray.
[Common] Sal A. Mander hisses, "Ssselling LEGAL MEDICINE in Locker room toilet."
Captain Announces


Go honk yourself, clownie.


Teru Sadfroggins knocks on the window.
[Common] Drinks-The-Juice yells, "THEY ARE GIVING PLACEBO PILLsss!!"
Jim Ebola coughs!
Drinks-The-Juice twitches violently.
[Common] Drinks-The-Juice yells, "ITsss JUsssT VODKA IN A PILL!!"
[Common] Simon Bonkers exclaims, "Treatment for GBS is Synaptizine and SUlfur, Cure for the advanced diseas is ethanol!"
[Common] Sal A. Mander hisses, "No."
[Common] Insulated Circuits queries, "Can it enlarge my siliconis, Lawyer?"
Cooper Gray coughs!
Magni Bronzebeard coughs!
[Engineering] Cooper Gray asks, "Simon?"
Cooper Gray asks, "Simon?"
Cooper Gray sniffs.
You feel sluggish.
[Common] Sal A. Mander hisses, "LEGAL MEDICINE, jussst at Locker Room toiletsss."
Frank Ocelot has analyzed Frank Ocelot's vitals.
Magni Bronzebeard coughs!
[Common] Aemil Unmer says, "Then its not placebo, I like vodka."
Jim Ebola coughs!
Cooper Gray coughs!
Sal Exter Minator coughs!
Cooper Gray coughs!
Niglet Jones coughs!
Anal Probe is trying to inject Deckard Ford!
Sal Exter Minator coughs!
Cooper Gray coughs!
Sebastian Priebe examines himself.
Sal Exter Minator coughs!
Jim Ebola coughs!
Ivan Melnikov puts the bruise pack into the first-aid kit.
Ivan Melnikov has thrown the first-aid kit.
Naoto Lex coughs!
[Engineering] Cooper Gray asks, "Oh god is simon dead?"
Cooper Gray asks, "Oh god is simon dead?"
Cooper Gray coughs!
Jim Ebola fires the hybrid taser!
Jim Ebola fires the hybrid taser!
Sal Exter Minator is hit by an electrode in the left arm!
Killroy Roboto shakes Almighty Lu Bu (as Sal Exter Minator) trying to get him up!
Almighty Lu Bu (as Sal Exter Minator) slurs, "EY."
Killroy Roboto shakes Almighty Lu Bu (as Sal Exter Minator) trying to get him up!
Almighty Lu Bu (as Sal Exter Minator) slurs, "EY."
Killroy Roboto hugs Almighty Lu Bu (as Sal Exter Minator) to make him feel better!
Almighty Lu Bu (as Sal Exter Minator) slurs, "THIS."
Almighty Lu Bu (as Sal Exter Minator) slurs, "IS"
Almighty Lu Bu (as Sal Exter Minator) slurs, "TEH FooCKIIN'GG."
Almighty Lu Bu (as Sal Exter Minator) slurs, "CAPTAIN."
Max Fattkins coughs!
Max Fattkins coughs!
[Common] PTO states, "Hello everyone"
Max Fattkins asks, "How much time for him?"
Cooper Gray says, "Cap save me"
[Common] Drinks-The-Juice hisses, "OH GOD THE sssCANNER sssAYsss GBsss"
Pantsu The Mime appears to cough!
[Common] Drinks-The-Juice yells, "ITsss GBsss!!"
Jim Ebola has stunned Almighty Lu Bu (as Sal Exter Minator) with the stunbaton!
Cooper Gray says, "Ive been arrested for doing my job"
[Common] Insulated Circuits queries, "PTO?"
[Common] PTO states, "How's everyone doing? This is your second AI"
Jim Ebola has stunned Killroy Roboto with the stunbaton!
[Common] Drinks-The-Juice yells, "THE DIsssEAsssE Isss GBsss!!"
Almighty Lu Bu (as Sal Exter Minator) says, "Jesus."
Jim Ebola has stunned Almighty Lu Bu (as Sal Exter Minator) with the stunbaton!
Almighty Lu Bu (as Sal Exter Minator) says, "Christ."
Cooper Gray says, "Holy shit"
Jim Ebola puts the stunbaton into the security belt.
Jim Ebola coughs!
Almighty Lu Bu (as Sal Exter Minator) coughs!
Jim Ebola is trying to put handcuffs on Almighty Lu Bu (as Sal Exter Minator)!
Killroy Roboto asks, "Do you have PTSD?"
Almighty Lu Bu (as Sal Exter Minator) says, "I'm the fucking captain."
Cooper Gray says, "Shitcurity at its finest"
Killroy Roboto says, "That is the CAPTAIN"
Almighty Lu Bu (as Sal Exter Minator) sniffs.
Pantsu The Mime appears to cough!
Jim Ebola coughs!
[Common] Luck Surname asks, "Does medbay have a cure yet?"
[Common] Avalona Dawkins slurs, "AAHAHAAAHAHRRR'GH!!!"
Cooper Gray says, "Demote this officer"
Jim Ebola has grabbed Almighty Lu Bu (as Sal Exter Minator) passively!
Cooper Gray says, "For being shit"
[Common] Insulated Circuits declares, "Let's all say hello to our new AI!"
Killroy Roboto tries to remove Almighty Lu Bu (as Sal Exter Minator)'s handcuffs.
MC Honk Deez Nutz (as Unknown) says, "I need to be quarantined."
[Common] Caroline Prevatt says, "Lawyer"
[Common] Caroline Prevatt says, "Come to R&D"
Unknown coughs!
Jim Ebola says, "Boss"
Cooper Gray sniffs.
[Common] Caroline Prevatt says, "Like, nowish"
Cooper Gray says, "Boss"
Jim Ebola coughs!
Max Fattkins asks, "Yep?"
Cooper Gray coughs!
Cooper Gray says, "Ive been arrested for doing my job"
Almighty Lu Bu (as Sal Exter Minator) coughs!
Kwisatz Haderach coughs!
Jim Ebola coughs!
Jim Ebola says, "I caught this one bleeding in maint"
Kwisatz Haderach asks, "Sup?"
Killroy Roboto says, "No,"
Max Fattkins sneezes.
Jim Ebola coughs!
Jim Ebola says, "With a canon"
Almighty Lu Bu (as Sal Exter Minator) says, "Jim."
Killroy Roboto says, "He started the virus."
Almighty Lu Bu (as Sal Exter Minator) asks, "What the fuck?"
Kwisatz Haderach sneezes.
Drone (167) chitters.
Cooper Gray says, "I was bit by a space carp"
Killroy Roboto says, "I've seen him."
Jim Ebola says, "And he was talking about a SImon guy"
Kwisatz Haderach says, "Perma, then"
[Common] Jaiden Edwards says, "I'm only going for rare minerals next run, so if you need anymore metal or glass you're going to need to ask."
[Common] Simon Bonkers yells, "Can we get some scanners to the medbay front desk?!!"
Jim Ebola asks, "Perma?"
Cooper Gray asks, "PERMA?"
Jim Ebola coughs!
Cooper Gray says, "WHAT"
[Common] Xavier Woollard yells, "YOU ARE FINE SIMON!!"
[Common] Luck Surname says, "Medbay has proven themselves incapable of curing a disease"
Cooper Gray says, "ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS"
Kwisatz Haderach has thrown the bedsheet.
The reinforced window was hit by the bedsheet.
MC Honk Deez Nutz (as Unknown) asks, "So, can I get put in perma for quarantine?"
Jim Ebola says, "Okay boss"
The reinforced window was hit by the bullet casing.
Mega Space Carp smashes into the reinforced window!
Mega Space Carp gnashes at Drone (167)!
Kwisatz Haderach knocks on the reinforced window.
[Common] Simon Bonkers yells, "I AM, BUT THE OTHERS ARE NOT!!"
[Common] Drinks-The-Juice yells, "ETHANOL WON'T CURE THE GBsss!! THEY ARE GIVING PLACEBOsss!!"
Cooper Gray coughs!
Jim Ebola sneezes.
Cooper Gray says, "Wait"
Cooper Gray says, "You cant be serious"
Jim Ebola says, "HOS wants this."
Jim Ebola has unlocked the locker.
Jim Ebola has unlocked the locker.
Cooper Gray says, "Put me in medbay for quarentine"
Jim Ebola coughs!
[Common] Drinks-The-Juice yells, "MORGELLON'sss DIsssEAsssE!!"
Cooper Gray says, "Not in perma"
[Common] Drinks-The-Juice yells, "FIBROMYALGIA!!"
Jim Ebola coughs!
[Common] Magni Bronzebeard says, "CARPS"
Jim Ebola coughs!
Jim Ebola tries to remove Cooper Gray's PDA-Cooper Gray (Atmospheric Technician).
[Common] Avalona Dawkins slurs, "Y'OOU KAHN CHTOP AH WIZARD FRROOM JA'UNTI'NG EVERYWHEREE WITH ALL T'HE CHCHALT OUR CMO HHACH'!!"
Jim Ebola tries to remove Unknown's toolbelt.
Jim Ebola tries to remove Unknown's atmospheric technician's jumpsuit.
Jim Ebola tries to remove Unknown's black gloves.
Jim Ebola tries to remove Unknown's black shoes.
Jim Ebola tries to remove Unknown's hazard vest.
Jim Ebola tries to remove Unknown's engineering radio headset.
Jim Ebola tries to remove Unknown's gas mask.
Jim Ebola tries to remove Unknown's welding helmet.
Unknown sniffs.
You swallow excess mucus.
Jim Ebola tries to remove Cooper Gray's backpack firefighter tank.
Cooper Gray sniffs.
Drone (167) puts the metal into the dufflebag.
Jim Ebola tries to put the prison jumpsuit on Cooper Gray.
Jim Ebola coughs!
The space carp gnashes at Cooper Gray!
The space carp gnashes at Jim Ebola!
Cooper Gray coughs!
Cooper Gray sniffs.
[Common] Somethingborg V1.3 states, "Sec to arrivals checkpoint."
You are buckled to the bed by Jim Ebola!
[Common] Kinu Rifter says, "HoP is a dick."
(F) [Security] Frank Ocelot says, "Arrest dominic norton"
Jim Ebola fires the energy gun!
DEAD: Cooper Gray says, "K so"
The space carp gnashes at Jim Ebola!
The space carp gnashes at Jim Ebola!
The space carp is hit by a laser!
Kwisatz Haderach coughs!
The space carp gnashes at Jim Ebola!
The space carp gnashes at Jim Ebola!
Jim Ebola fires the energy gun!
the space carp stops moving...
The space carp is hit by a laser!
Jim Ebola fires the energy gun!
Robotic Talk, Insulated Circuits states, "Borg, make a wall in front of that windoor."
The monkey (684) coughs!
Sebastian Priebe coughs!
Dominic Noton coughs!
Henry Spencer sneezes.
Alden Brinigh sneezes.
Sal A. Mander coughs!
Sewer King sniffs.
Uriel Sutton coughs!
Unknown coughs!
The mouse shakes
The space carp gnashes at Peter Vandalmar!
The space carp gnashes at Peter Vandalmar!
(F) [Security] Frank Ocelot says, "Ran fro ma search and is a engineer"
(F) [Security] PTO states, "Jack if you're not a syndie I wouldn't have a problem with you to be honest."
Jim Ebola puts the energy gun into the security satchel.
DEAD: Cooper Gray says, "Im going to make a ban request"
(F) [Security] Luck Surname says, "Put your taser away rookie"