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Duke_Of_Derpy

The Great Pony-cide

May 11th, 2012
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  1. >If you have received this message, I might already be dead.
  2. > I am a survivor of the Great Pony-cide.
  3. >It started off simple really
  4. >Scientists actually created the Mane 6
  5. >Received funding from an Anonymous writefag.
  6. >It went downhill from there
  7. >They left Fluttershy alone in the lab, her cuteness deterring them from being harsh
  8. > Fluttershy cloned herself
  9. >Even after that, they couldn’t be mad.
  10. >Hell, most thought it was a miracle for the world to enjoy.
  11. >They gave one to every person in the world.
  12. >Most thought they were cute,
  13. >They kept her as pets
  14. >Some tried to teach them sex…
  15. >Fucking Sickos
  16. >but I knew what she was capable of
  17. > Hell, I admit to writing her doing some sick shit.
  18. >I gave her the benefit of the doubt.
  19. >Until my pet crocodile Fluffy, He had his neck broken.
  20. > So I stayed away.
  21. >But she followed.
  22. >I woke up with her trying to get into my pants.
  23. >I gave her away to a neighbour, said I couldn’t love her like he could
  24. >I thought it was over
  25. >I was wrong
  26. >That’s when the killing happened.
  27. >Those who didn't become sex slaves
  28. > became dead bodies
  29. >people everywhere, dead
  30. >My family, my friends
  31. > Fluffy for god sake!
  32. >If you are getting this, I need help
  33. > I am hiding in a bunker near my house, 25 clicks south west of brisbane.
  34. >If you are there, send help.
  35. >I can admit it now
  36. >In a land of snakes, crocs, and platypi, All I didn’t fear.
  37. > I am finally scared
  38. >Scared of Fluttershy
  39. >Scared of the flutter-rape
  40. >even now I can hear her ask
  41. >Through the 3 foot steel door.
  42. >In her whisper quiet voice.
  43. Is genocide your fetish?
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