why are you still playing dota2

d2g, 4chan, and dota players LOVE optimal builds and efficiency

So why are you still playing dota2 you stupid fuck?

The optimal way to enjoy this game is to avoid playing it at all costs.

Let's see

>Watching a vod / livestreamer
[x] Can watch for any amount of time you'd like
[x] Can be paused at any time
[x] No Smurfs, you know every single player by name
[x] Does not require full attention
[x] Can do something worthwhile, health and life improving at the same time (such as exercising or cooking)
[x] No Peruvians or other non-English players/speakers
[x] Contains high level play (usually)
[x] Often has someone casting it
[x] Can easily shitpost on d2g or do other things at the same time
[x] 100% accepted and the purpose of the thread and /vg/ board
[x] god tier fellow anons on d2g/4chan accompany you

>Playing the game
[x] Requires an unknown time investment, anywhere from 5 minutes to 2+ hours
[x] Infested with smurfs at all levels, which fundamentally break the MMR system
[x] Cannot really be paused, people will unpause as soon as they can
[x] Requires full attention
[x] Stressful and no guarantee it will be fun or you will win
[x] Often Peruvians or other non-English players/speakers
[x] Contains trench level play (usually)
[x] Doesn't have anyone casting it
[x] Techies all but confirmed
[x] Cannot shitpost on d2g except when dead (and not very effectively either). Can't do other things.
[x] Cancerous normie tumblreddit tier blogshit cancer
[x] d2g will correctly tell your gameshitter ass to FUCK OFF back to reddit where you belong
[x] Autistic literally reddit inhouses and "/vg/" chat accompany you