Big Mouth

>Today you are hosting Fluttershy for lunch, nothing special, just some salad.
>The occasion being to celebrate you moving into your new house.
>Derpy was here too.
>Don't know why.
>You had all just finished up, and they were helping you unpack the last of your belongings.
>Suddenly you hear a gasp of horror so intense, so disturbed, you'd think they found a decomposing corpse of that tranny you brought back from Las Pegasus stuffed in your luggage or something totally non-existent like that.
>Begin turning around after nervously looking up towards your attic.
>Totally non-existent...
>It appears it was Fluttershy, having dug out your Billy Big Mouthed Bass, the baddest bitch you could have possibly brought to bear from your home world.
I know, isn't it cool!?
>She gapes with a devastated look on her face.
>You aren't stupid. There was a reason you had Flutters handle that particular box. You wanted to see her reaction.
It's something I brought with me from home. See we humans have found a way to bind a soul to a body and keep an animal suspended in a perfect state between life and death for our own entertainment!
>Derpy Ooooh's and Aaaaah's at your explanation.
>You would kick her out if she wasn't so fucking adorable.
>Fluttershy is tearing up now, starting to shake with sorrow.
>"W-why wou-"
>Nope. Cut her off with an excited laugh.
Plus he sings, look!
>Putting it on the wall, and pressing the button at the bottom, he begins to shake and sing "Take Me to The River"

>She's losing it.
>Derpy is bobbing her head along to the song, and clopping her hooves together.
>Can you keep her? You think you're going to keep her.
>As the tears begin to stream down Flutters face, she takes the fish off the wall and holds it in a comforting embrace, like a child that you know won't see tomorrow.
What's the matter Flutters? Sure it's entire existence may be a never ending spiral of pain and suffering, constantly wishing for the sweet embrace of a death that will never come, all for my amusement, even thought I had forgotten it existed until just now, but it's just a fish, right?
>As you were talking, her pupils get smaller and smaller.
Fluttershy?
>Her lips are curling back into a snarl.
...Shy?
>She puts the fish back on the ground and floats into the air, breathing heavily, her eyes hidden behind her mane.
>Damn Flutters, you scary.
>She begins to slowly hover towards you.
>Shit.
Shit.
>With a piercing scream of rage, she launches herself onto you.
>You fall to the ground with her weight as she begins repeatedly smashing her hooves into your face.
>And begin to black out as your head bounces off the floor from the power behind her blows.
>looking to the side, you see Derpy still bobbing along to the fish on the floor.
>Cute...
>Your last thought before the darkness takes you is that this was totally worth it.

>Waking up, you notice the sun is setting, and Derpy is leaning over you concerned.
W-what happened...?
>"Uuuum, well, Fluttershy took your singing fish."
>Yeah, you figured you would never see it again after this endeavor.
>She probably considered it's song a final request, and took it to the river to lay it to rest.
>Looking up through the half lidded and bruised eye that remained functional, you smile at Derpy.
Hey. Have I ever shown you my muffin button?
>"Squee"