Fag:I CAME UP WITH A WEBSITE
Hat:oh?

Fag:It's called ratemycum
Or r8mycum
Hat:o-oh...link?

Fag:Post pictures of your cum and people can rate it from 0 to 10
There'll be weekly, monthly, yearly, and all-time leaderboards

It's just an idea so far

ANYWAY

There's a comment section for every pic of cum

So there

That's my idea

What do you think
Hat:uhm
sounds gay and lewd
I like it

Fag:I knew you would

I bet you'd leave comments on every picture like "mmmm I'd love to swallow it~ " and rate them all 10
Hat:oho my
maybe~

Fag:Hahaha I knew it
Hat:Why, do you want me to slobber over your cum like that~?

Fag:You just wondered into some DAAAANGEROUS territory
Hat:Iunno, you brought it up to me

Fag:I didn't bring up slobbering on my cum
Hat:mmmhmm

Fag:I DIDN'T

At no point was MY cum mentioned
Hat:. . . You spaghetti pretty easily, don't you.

Fag:Eh a little

Also how do you even slobber over cum

It's just a viscous fluid

I've heard of slobbering over a dick but not cum
Hat:. . .

Fag:S M H

Slobbering over a fluid doesn't even like make sense

Do you always flirt with people like that
Hat:I don't know, do you always bring up the ideas of sex then back out when it gets too real?

Fag:I sent a few of my friends that ratemycum idea
Hat:uh huh
Pretty straight thing to do.

Fag:Reactions varied

"uh"
"TERRIBLE"
"HOW DO YOU EVEN RATE CUM"

You're the only one that appreciates my genius

"Pretty straight thing to do"
What does that mean
Are you calling me gay or something
Hat:Yea pretty much.