Miscellaneous One Shots (Forever WIP) (clop)

>Be another night in Equestria.
>Having a real kick-ass party.
>Good food, good music, good friends to share it with.
>You’re off in the corner, drunkenly hitting on Twilight Sparkle.
>She’s not impressed.
>Oh well, fuck it.
>Suddenly, without warning, somebody drops the bass!
>NOOOOO! MY BASS!!!!!
>What monster would do such a thing?!
>Help! Somep0ny!
>The signal is lit.
>The Rohirrim are called forth to defend the world of men.
>Wait, wrong movie.
>You hear a noise in the distance, getting closer.
>It sounds like an ambulance…
>But…that’s no siren you’ve ever heard.
>The lights flash green and purple as the truck comes screeching up the road.
>WUUUUUUUUB WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB.
>OH SHIT SON IT’S THE WUBULANCE!
>Vinyl Scratch leaps out, picks that bass back up and DROPS IT LIKE IT’S MOTHERFUCKING SUPPOSED TO.
>Best Party Ever.
>You and Vinyl pop pills and rut like stoned test bunnies.
>Good ennnooooh the colors…

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>Day 8675309 in Equestria.
>You go to the market to buy some apples.
>A Wild Applejack appears!
>You sample an apple.
>UGH PIG DISGUSTING.
>You spit it out and tell AJ her apples are shit.
>Oh fuck, that pissed her off good.
>She wants to fight you!
>Anytime, anywhere country girl!
>She tries to kick you.
>You try to punch her.
>You have reach, but she has flexibility.
>The p0ny fuzz break up the fight before a winner could be declared.
>Apparently, THE MAAAAAANNN can’t handle your swagger.
>You tell AJ that the two of you will settle this later.
>She comes over to your house that night, wanting to settle things.
>She had a different kind of kombat in mind though.
>One that involved less your fist in her face and more your dick in her marehood.
>As for the winner, well…
>You had reach…but she had flexibility.
>There’s more than one way to blow off steam, you guess.
>Thank you…Garrus.
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>A day in the life of you in Equestria.
>Just hanging out, chillin like a baus.
>Suddenly, a wild Pinkie Pie appears!
>She gives you bedroom eyes as she licks her lips hungrily.
>As she grabs hold of you, Pinkie wastes no time in stripping you down to your naked essence.
>Like a flash, she takes you into her mouth like a starving mare.
>Pinkie, it seems, does not fuck around with matters.
>You feel her swirl her tongue around your tip, viciously lapping up your flavor.
>And then, the coup de grace.
>She takes your entire length into her mouth, suckling your shaft like there is no tomorrow.
>You have no choice but to melt under her ministrations.
>After awhile, she has her reward, her gooey treat.
>Wiping her mouth clean, she sighs in contentment.
>Pinkie Pie then chucks your stick into the garbage.
>You are a popsicle.

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>Day 3 in Equestria. 0 hours left.
>You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you.
>Fuck you old man, I’m on Skype
>So much talk about clop and p0ny sex.
>What’s the big deal?
>Why is everyone obsessed with it?
>Might as well find out.
“Hey Fluttershy?”
>”Yes?”
“Let’s do it.”
>”I’VE BEEN SO PATIENT!”
>You and Fluttershy fuck.
>Every position.
>Every depraved act.
>Every combination of genital and oral placement you can imagine.
>Oh god…
>THAT WAS HORRIBLE!
>WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THAT?
>FLUTTERSHY’S MAREHOOD IS LIKE STICKING YOUR DICK IN BATTERY ACID!
>You spend the rest of your life as a colt cuddler, with Big Mac as your boyfriend.
>Fluttershy cannot stand the shamefur dispray.
>She commits Sudoku.
>Good end.

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>Be a day in Equestria.
>You're hanging out, sitting in the bath, washing your neckbearded hide.
>Fluttershy walks in.
>She looks away from you, ashamed as she prostrates herself before you.
>"A-anon...is submission your fetish?"
"No, Flutters, submission is not my fetish."
>"Oh...o-okay..."
>She turns to leave.
"Flutters, wait."
>Fluttershy stops and turns to face you.
>"Yes, Anon?"
"Shall I show you my fetish?"
>You climb out of the bath and put on a robe, towering over the timid yellow pegasus.
>"I...I guess...I'm okay with that..."
>You grin and stroke your chin with your finger.
"This is very good..."
>Flutters gulps and backs away a little.
>You grab Fluttershy and violently rape her anus, screaming at the top of your lungs.
"GOOSH GOOSH, GOOSH GOOSH, GOOSH GOOSH, GOOSH GOOSH UWWOOOOOOO HUUUOOOAHHHHHH...."
>By the time you finish, Fluttershy is a bloody mass of ravaged meat on the tile.
>Today was a good day.

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>Be a day in Equestria.
>Fluttershy is pestering you again.
"No, Flutters, persistance is not my fetish."
>Fluttershy growls and kicks the dirt.
>"All this time Anon, time and time again, you reject me."
>You can feel the malice radiate from Fluttershy as you stop, a hot wind blowing across the dusty road.
>"I'm tired, Anon. Tired of chasing you...tired of being rejected by you, no matter what I do..."
>She lowers herself, as if prepared to charge.
>"I will kill you! Here and now!"
>You turn and leer at her with steely eyes.
"You are already dead!"
>Fluttershy charges.
>You unleash a flurry of blows!
"AAAATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT"
>HOKUTO HYAKRETSU KEN!
>Fluttershy explodes in a mess of gore and meat.
>Today was a good day.

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>Be a day in Equestria
>Fluttershy is here, grilling you like Alex Trebek with all the questions.
>"How about scat?"
"No."
>"Nipple sex?"
"No..."
>"Macro foot fetish?"
"NO! Fluttershy, none of these are my fetish! JUST GIVE UP ALREADY!"
>Fluttershy frowns and turns away, her head drooping nearly as low as her wings.
>Suddenly, she stops and perks her head up.
>"I got it!"
>You step back apprehensively, your jimmies performing the Twin Dragon Dance.
>Flutters turns and walks up to you, a shit-eating grin on her face.
"Fluttershy, what are you..."
>She unhinges her jaw like a goddamn snake and swallows you in one gulp.
>You feel her throat muscles flex and contract as you're drawn into her stomach in one piece.
>Before your voice is drowned out by the folds of flesh as you are slowly digested, you get out a few last words.
"Fluttershy...you did it...vore is my fetish..."
>Fluttershy plops down, patting her severely distorted belly with a satisfied sigh.
>Fucked up end.

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>It's another day in Eq...
>Wait, it's night.
>Goddamnit, you overslept again.
>Oh well. You sleep exactly as long as you intend.
>Yeah, that's the ticket.
>You stretch out and shuffle into the kitchen.
>AJ's left your dinner sitting out for you.
>She must be asleep, along with everyone else.
>What a pal.
>You wolf it down and gulp down a whole bowl of water.
>Going out the door, you take a deep breath, brimming with anticipation.
>You take a moment to lick yourself, make yourself presentable.
>You can smell it in the air.
>Tonight's the night.
>You are not ending this night without penis inside that fuzzy mutt muff of yours.
>You are Winona.
>And you are in heat.