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- #Hallmark Movie Generator
- from random import randint
- version = "1.0"
- author = "Jonah"
- #Tropes Tables
- female_role_table = ["Santa's Daughter","Country Gal","Rancher","Journalist","Teacher","Children's choir organizer"]
- setting_table = ["a remote mountain retreat","her hometown","a cliche large american city","Alaska"]
- desision_1_table = ["spread christmas spirit","relax and recharge","gain a new perspective (intentionally vague)","find her true love"]
- male_1_table = ["a lawyer","a Doctor","a Rich Businessman","a CEO of a major company","son of the CEO of a major company","80s/90s sitcom star past their prime"]
- male_2_table = ["a country boy","a prince of a fake European country","a rancher,","a farmer","a small-town guy","80s/90s sitcom star past their prime"]
- helper_table = ["local children","christmas magic","elves","a mall santa who is actually the real santa","a 'kid' played by a 20 year old woman","a bearded homeless man named 'Nick'","a christmas wish"]
- miracle_table = ["it's snowing so they can get a christmas tree","there is a shiny star","they forgot to but christmas presents but they appeared anyways","she gets fired but gets a new job for christmas","they can save the local small business that was going to close"]
- ending_table = ["the camera pans out through a frost window into the night","the two new lovers kiss in the snow (if it's a hot climate, see 'christmas magic')","Everyone is happy in the north pole with santa himself"]
- #Randomly Generate Tropes
- def ran_from_role(role):
- return (role[randint(0,len(role)-1)])
- #Print Final Text
- print("A 20-something",ran_from_role(female_role_table),"(played by that one actor who is in every movie) decides to",ran_from_role(desision_1_table),"in",ran_from_role(setting_table),".","There she meets",ran_from_role(male_2_table),"and falls madly in love. However, she is currently engaged to",ran_from_role(male_1_table),". Fortunately for the plot, her current fiance is revealed to do something mean (such as close an orphanage or something), and with the help of",ran_from_role(helper_table),"she is able to break up with him for her 3 day love with no moral qualms. At the end of the movie, it's a christmas miracle when",ran_from_role(miracle_table),". The movie ends with the lovers sitting around a christmas tree singing a cheesy fake christmas carol (so Hallmark doesn't have to pay for royalties) and",ran_from_role(ending_table))
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