Pink Team Epicness

Pink Fatty (Blissey) (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SDef
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Wish
- Protect
- Flamethrower
- Thunder Wave

Pink Penis (Mew) @ Leftovers
Trait: Synchronize
EVs: 252 HP / 224 Def / 32 Spd
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Stealth Rock
- Taunt
- Will-O-Wisp
- Psychic

Pink Fat (Chansey) (F) @ Eviolite
Trait: Natural Cure
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SDef
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Softboiled
- Seismic Toss
- Toxic
- Heal Bell

Pinkie Pie (Virizion) @ Leftovers
Trait: Justified
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Swords Dance
- Close Combat
- Leaf Blade
- Stone Edge

Pink Fairy (Clefable) (M) @ Life Orb
Trait: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Double-Edge
- Belly Drum
- Drain Punch
- Softboiled

Pink Bro (Slowbro) (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Regenerator
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SAtk
Brave Nature (+Atk, -Spd)
- Calm Mind
- Scald
- Psyshock
- Slack Off