The Legend of Shrek

Once upon a time, in the land of Equestria... lived an Ogre, who, though not necessarily evil, he was short-tempered in general. Extremely protective of his beloved swamp, letting not a single entity get near it other than himself, his dirty surroundings and sometimes fairies which he captured to use as lighting. Lived alone the Ogre, not wanting of company nor friends. Though, he felt bored and one day decided to explore the world.. after wiping his ass with the paper of glory, he set out on an adventure like noone has ever experienced before! All while singing Allstar by Smash Mouth. Leaving his dirty, smelly swamp, the Ogre headed towards the various tall buildings he saw in the distance.. it was the beginning of a beautiful adventure, full of onions and farts!

and his name... was Shreck.