space opera post

>>34305
Name: Snoop Dogg of Mars

Origin Fluff: Snoop knows nothing of his childhood. He isn't even sure he was born on or had anything to DO with the planet called Mars. All he knows is that he woke up one morning as a teenager, surrounded by drug paraphernalia, being urged to wake his ass up and get to work mopping his space station's floors. It was a dull life, but synthahol and THC inhalers helped the time pass. One day, Snoop found himself mopping the bathroom floor when he was approached by a rotund, pale alien– one that laid a leathery hand over his mouth and pressed a handful of credit chips into his grasp, along with the captain's pass for a ship. "You need this more than I do, child. Go to Eridnus. Leave here."

Snoop did just that. And after twenty years of trucking through space on adventures near and far, he has finally arrived, vibrosaber in hand and blunt in mouth.

Ship Name: The Sour Diesel B2

Ship Fluff: The Sour Diesel is a Cordozari corvette, the hull galvanized and armored to shine like gold. Many places, the more easily replaceable parts, are left untouched, the alien metal's light green hue visible. The viewports are hidden by a stealthscreen that portrays the windows as being clogged with opaque smoke, though the occupants can see outside just fine.

The Sour Diesel is built for speed and swiftness, not prolonged combat. Precision strikes and narrow getaways are its calling card. It does, however, have a state-of-the-art cargo bay. This bay is, at any given time, usually half-filled with THC products and synthahol to keep Snoop's crew chillaxing and maxing.

Ship Type: Corvette

Ship Health: 45/45

Crew: 420, including J-Rizzle, Greasy-Pete, SlimJim.

Weapon systems: "Blunt" Slug throwers (4d20), "BRRRRRAP" Nega Volley Missile System (5d25)

Engines: 4 light engines, 20 GB's (Gravity Belts)

Armor and/or Shields: Dank armor (4d20)

Items: Cheap Mining Laser, 1875 Credits, 420 Mackmorian Therma-Fur Coats

Bonuses: [Dankus] - You're chill man, so chill, that the ice fields of Thoth seem summery by comparison. This chill builds up over time, and allows you to become "enlightened" every once in a while.  + 20 to every fourth roll (Stat is [Dankus] 2/4 for turn one, 4/4; Double rolls for one action only count as one roll. PM me for any questions regarding this.

Flaws:[Lazy fuck] - You smoke so much mang, so goddamn much, oh shit, what were you doing? Critfail threshold raised to 20, roll under it 4 times and you die.

Lazy Fuck Counter: 1

1. Snoop directed his men to gather up all the blunts and roaches from the floor-- they couldn't be disrespecting the kush at a time like this.

"Now we in this bizzle, we finna scizzle the surfizzle 'n especially that facilitizzle to find what we finna done come here t' find, y'dig? Direct th' scanners downward, cuz."

Scan the facility for any tech readings, heat readings, or suitable landing platforms.

2. "'N while we scannin' that facilitizzle, we bout to scan the rest of this ice too."

Scan the ice for any abnormalities, living things, or landing spot.