http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVGRr4llpI4
Jessi Slaughter's dad warning to all the haters

Gene Leonhardt: -when I move an' everything, when we get a better house, your Angela will be in jail.
Jessica Leonhardt: Yeah I know.
GENE: While we live here, we're gonna keep things cool; but when I'm gone from here, ev'ryone who's tried to do this to you and my family will be pro-secuted and sued to the hilt!
JESSI: Mhm.
GENE: And they don't realize, who they messed with--I hope that ain't on.
JESSI: I want them to hear you.
GENE: They messed with the worst person they ever messed with.
JESSI: Ya did.  Ya dun goof'd.
GENE: And you know know know that they're not your friends.
JESSI: No there's haters who're listening too.
GENE: An' all the haters that're out there, the time will come, when the Indian's revenge-
JESSI: Dad!
GENE: -is back!
JESSI: Again with the Indians-
GENE: And the American Indian always-
JESSI: Dad, you're crazy now.  You're crazy now.
GENE: What!
JESSI: With the Native American shit, that's just plain crazy, dad.
GENE: Why!
JESSI: You're just plain crazy now.
GENE: Why is it?
JESSI: Because that can never-
GENE: Our revenge (chat noise)
JESSI: That shit never existed dad.
GENE: Yes it did.
JESSI: OK, and my dad's insane, OK?  There ya go.
GENE: No I'm not!
JESSI: Yes you are!  Let's just say that the haters, fuck you guys, ok, stop that-
GENE: The haters will regret-
JESSI: Ever blah blah blah blah blah.
GENE: -what they did in your life.
JESSI: Yeah, I know.  I know.
GENE: They will come back-
JESSI: Don't need to come with that-
GENE: And I will haunt them like a ghost!
JESS: Dad, you don't need to act all insane, ok?
GENE: (imitates ghost) Ooooooooooooo!
JESSI: Stop acting insane before I go over there and I screw up your teeth even more.  I'll curb stomp ya dad.
GENE: I'm saying things Jessica!
JESSI: Yeah well, they don't take it as a game, they take it as you're mentally insane, dad.
GENE: Well you know what, if that's the way they wanna think it, let 'em think it.  (slurs) I'm havin' fun an' enjoyin' life.
JESSI: (aside) Yeah but my dad's kinda mentally insane.  Just sayin', I've known that ever since I was like, three, so...yeah.
GENE: No he's not.
JESSI: Yes you are, you're crazy as hell.
GENE: I'm not crazy.
JESSI: You're loopier than a bowla fruit loops.
GENE: Yeah but you get ev'rything you ever want in life, doncha?
JESSI: Ah am a spoiled bitch.
GENE: I ain't that loopy.
JESSI: Well you-
GENE: I'm just daddy.  Daddy's diff'rent than the resta the world!
JESSI: Mhm.  But yeah.