Rap Battle: Mr Fortune Cookie vs. Mr Optimism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj8hzue5qA4

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF BLOGTALKRADIO!

MR OPTIMISM

VS

MR FORTUNE COOKIE

BEGIN

[Mr. Optimism]
Well, hello there! My name is mister optimism.
And welcome to a world without communism.
I try to stay positive, and live life with happiness.
But when I'm done with you, you'll be the last thing that I miss.

Just like all your products, your rap verse will flop.
And after that, you'll go back to your sweatshop.
You can eat your egg rolls and then pipe down.
Believe me! You don't want to keep that frown.

[Mr. Fortune Cookie]
Ohh.. You see, you mothafucka..
Don't want to fight with the country of China!
I'll put a tariff on your goods, that'll keep you well!
And we'll own your debt, all the way to hell!

If we want to invade, you got nothing to defend!
So we will South China Sea this battle to the end!
We got the world's top exports, the highest population.
Now get on your knees and bow down to our nation!

[Mr. Optimism]
Isn't that cute, you think that you're so great?
Your country will collapse as a communist state!
Markets are moving, so fast your slant eyes can't see.
Soon you will know what it means to be free!

The pollution going on must be getting to your head.
And your suicide rates leave your citizens dead.
The unhappiness within you is something I can't condone.
So just do your job and get back to working on my iPhone.

[Mr. Fortune Cookie]
CHAIRMAN MAO!
SAVE US FROM THIS CLOWN!
He needs to spend some more time in Chinatown!
All you capitalist mothafuckas ever do is steal things.
By the way, no one care about your feelings!

We own your country, from Ohio to North Carolina!
That's why everything always say "Made In China!"
Just like the debt you own, you will soon pay!
So thank you very much, I GOT NOTHING ELSE TO SAY!