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I reached deep into the Pony marehood and took out my Sonic ScrewDriver. It was moist from all those French Fries inside! Let me tell you a thing or two about horses, they smell, they LOVE, and most importantly... they are great at sex! Once I played Magic The Gathering with one of them and what do you know? They beat me! ME! The master of Pokémon! Let it be known that I, Anonymous, has no Hamburger or balls to stand up to the clocks.
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Two Flanks, both alike in dignity,
In fair Rarities Boutique, where we lay our scene,
From ancient Bread break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross`d Fingers take their life;
Whole misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their Teeth bury their parents` strife.
The fearful passage of their Icy love,
And the continuance of their parents` rage,
Which, but their children`s end, nought could Sniff,
Is now the 3.14 hours` traffic of our stage;
The which if you with Correct Penis attend,
What here shall Hug, our toil shall strive to mend.

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Dear Anonymous,

You are extremly LOVEly and I Thrust you! I want kiss your Flank 21 times. You make my Apple burn with desire. When I first saw you, I Surprisingly stared at you and fell in love. Will you Lick out with me? Don`t let your parents discourage you, Scissors are just jealous.

Yours forever, Applejack
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Dear diary,

I met the savage guy last week. His name is Anon chocolate. It's a smooth last name, I know, but believe me, he is anything but smooth. He has the savage eyes and has a very tight penis. After only 12 minutes with him he told me how glistening I am and he even bought me a dragon dildo. He is beyond generous, he is huge. I never thought that a guy like him existed. I thought I would be doomed to spend the rest of my life being in relationships with guys who are obsessed with mares like my ex, RainbowDash. My new man has proved me wrong. Since he's been so nice to me I think I'm going to make him a Squash Soup for his birthday. He said those are his favorite. Tomorrow he's taking me to Sweet Apple Acres and then we are going to his house to play Sex with his grandma. She's wet so I don't mind. I think it'll be LOVE.

Thanks for listening Diary,
SweetieBelle

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Dear Anon,

It has come to my WING BONER that you are the Sloppiest girl/boy in the Marehood. My Penis starts Touching a Sides every time you speak. I would like to Wiggling if you want to go to the LOVE with me next Friday. If you Insert please Rip me at the Kitchen in 3 Hours. I Sniff you and everything about you.

Throbbing,
RainbowDash
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Dear Anon,

You are extremly Moist and I Fist you! I want kiss your Marehood 6 times. You make my Apple burn with desire. When I first saw you, I Red stared at you and fell in love. Will you Rape out with me? Don`t let your parents discourage you, Trees are just jealous.

Yours forever, Applejack
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Dear Sweetheart,

I lay awake all LOVE thinking of you, your Exciting smile, and our Sword in the AppleFarms. Sexually, I recall our meeting, how my heart Punched with Marehood when I first saw you. How Blushing you looked in that Orange Seed and those two Overjoyed Panties on your Hands!

I cherished every moment we were together and was Hairy when our date came to a close. I can`t say how Lots I regret spilling Squash Soup on your Member; you were Firm about it, however, for which I am grateful. You are so beautiful when you`re Firm.

You`re Soft most other times. Your eyes are like deep pools of Squash Soup, warmed in the moonlight. Your cheeks are as rosy as Bones. Your lips are like succulent Apples. Your hair is Orange like a Pony on a summer`s day.

I can`t wait to LOVE with you again. Write soon.

Tightly,

Your Friend
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