Lazward+Saizou C-B

An anon on /feg/ translated these two sets of the Lazward+Saizou supports. And since I wanted these supports to have a stable, easy to link, and, ahem, safe for work home, I pasted them here.
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C-rank:
Saizou: ...Hmph, how distasteful.
Lazwald: Huh? What is?
Saizou: ...You are. I do not understand why someone like you is a direct retainer to Prince Marx.
Lazwald: Hmm... maybe it's because I'm capable?
Saizou: Cut the crap! To be a "capable" retainer to the future leader of a nation, you must be one such as I, the venerable Saizou the Fifth.
Lazwald: Venerable, eh? Is Prince Ryouma the type to care about such things?
Saizou: Bastard! Do you mean to insult my liege!?
Lazwald: T-that's not what I was getting at...
Saizou: I truly cannot understand... why did Prince Marx take you as his vassal? And where do you even hail from in the first place? How were you taken in by the Nohrian court?
Lazwald: Well, uh... that's kind of...
Saizou: ......
Saizou: Tch, how tedious. Hah!
Lazwald: W-whoa! What's the big idea, suddenly coming at me with your blade!?
Saizou: If I study your fighting style, I might be able to figure out more-or-less where you're from. While fighting with you, I will uncover your origins!
Lazwald: T-that's too dangerous!
Saizou: Hmm? So you were able to dodge that... but how about this!? Hyahhh!
Lazwald: Aggh!
Saizou: ...Don't try to run away, or do you want me to crush your throat?
Lazwald: ...W-wait, you're looking a bit too serious about that...
Saizou: Now, if you don't want to die, then fight back!
Lazwald: A-ack...! You're gripping too hard... Even if you... tell me to fight back... if you've got me grabbed like this, I can't do anything... Damn... no choice... Ah! IT'S PRINCE RYOUMA!!
Saizou: What!? Where!?
Lazwald: Hah, gotcha, Saizou! Alright, now's my chance!
Saizou: Guh! Bastard, that was dirty trick!
Lazwald: Look who's talking, attacking me out of nowhere! We're on the same side, so let's just stop this, yeah?! Anyway, meeting adjourned! Bye!
Saizou: Tch, he ran away... A despicable cur at heart. I'll never acknowledge that someone like him shares my position...

B-rank:
Saizou: ...Lazwald.
Lazwald: Oh crap! Saizou!?
Saizou: Don't let out such a pathetic voice. Only a weakling is scared of his own allies.
Lazwald: After you've attacked me once before, of course I'd be scared! ...So? What can I do for you?
Saizou: I want you to fight me.
Lazwald: I can feel the killing intent!
Saizou: There is none. However, I cannot accept that we are both retainers in the same position... The esteemed Saizou the Fifth will not be placed beside some weakling of an unknown name and history.
Lazwald: Y-you really think too highly of yourself...!
Saizou: If you are disgruntled with what I've said, then prove your skills to me in battle.
Lazwald: I understand where you're coming from, but we're still allies here, can't we settle this with a more peaceful competition?
Saizou: Such as?
Lazwald: Like a competition to see who can pick up the most chicks.
Saizou: Don't screw with me! Like hell I would take part in something so trite!
Lazwald: Now, now, in order to pick up chicks, you need a certain force of personality and charisma, those are necessary traits for the retainer of the next-in-line King. If the retainer is unpersonable, that would reflect badly on the King, yeah?
Saizou: ...I can't say I agree, but there might be some truth to what you say.
Lazwald: Right? Then it's decided! I'll show you just how capable I am at picking up chicks!
Lazwald: ......
Lazwald: ...Besides, if my opponent is that surly ninja, my victory is guaranteed...
Saizou: Hm? Did you say something?
Lazwald: N-nothing, nothing! Alright, now, let's go!
Saizou: .....
Lazwald: .....
Saizou: ...It seems I was the winner.
Lazwald: I know already! But why!? There's no way I can accept that I lost to a scary-looking guy who covers half of his face! Was it the mysterious appeal!? Because you don't look like you flatter people!? Or is it those rock-hard pecs and abs!?
Saizou: Isn't it because of my personality?
Lazwald: Huuuuuuuuuuh!? Ah! But then again, there was another time when I lost a competition to pick up chicks to a scary-looking guy who covers half of his face... So, with those two traits, there was no way I could win against Saizou from the beginning...
Saizou: What the hell are you rambling about now?
Lazwald: Urgh... ugh... kuuuh......
Saizou: Hey, stop crying. A man who sheds tears so easily brings shame on himself.
Lazwald: Guh... I'm just an embarrassment, anyway...
Saizou: ......
Saizou: ...It's fine. This won't do to settle our match. Now that I think about it, picking up women has nothing to do with the duties of a retainer. As you Nohrians like to say... this doesn't count.
Lazwald: R-really?
Saizou: We will settle our match some other day... Until then, still your crying.
Lazwald: Yeah... thanks. You know, you're a surprisingly nice guy...