Ishitsumugi no Shou 17-3N

A new tsukkomi member? - 3

[Hero Club room]

Sek: Practice makes perfect. Might be a bit too soon, but let's try teaching you through a real battle.

Aya: I-I'm nervous.

Kar: Listen to people well and bite into their mistakes and slips of the tongue!

Its: K-Karin-san, don't put it like that...

Uta: Wakaba, listen to this. I saw ladybugs at my field today!

Wak: Is that a problem of some kind?

Uta: Not in itself, no, but if there were potato ladybugs mixed in, my crops would be in danger!

Wak: Then start making a fuss after you find those. Don't let the bugs bug you. [1]

Uta: Heh, bugs!

Gin: Aya-san, now!

Aya: Uh... T-That's wrong!

Uta/Wak: Eh?

Sek: Aah, she picked the wrong reaction!

Aya: U-Uh... If you're worried, I'll help you move those ladybugs somewhere else.

Uta: Thank you, Aya-san. But it's fine. I'll ask you when the bugs really begin to bug me.

Its: Ah, one more chance!

Aya: Ask me whenever you want. I'll pass the word on to the senpais too.

Wak: Aya, you're such a good girl.

Gin/Sek/Kar: Aaah...

Nat: Trouble! Hear me out. A turtle ate kelp I gathered...

Uta: Welp! They eat kelp? [2]

Mit: Now, Aya-chan!

Aya: Y-You natural!

Nat: Huh? Yeah, the kelp was natural...

Sek: Rrrgh, again! Just say "was that wordplay!?" and be done with it!

Wak: Natsume-san, the turtle didn't swallow that kelp whole, did it?

Nat: I wonder. I don't know...

Wak: Well, I should probably say this, just in case. It would help to chew your kelp. [3]

Uta: Ha, kelp!

Gin: Oh that was bad. It was bad but it's a chance!

Aya: You're right. The turtle would hurt its tummy if it got indigestion.

Nat: Yeah. I'll do that. Thanks...

Gin/Sek/Kar: Aaaagh...

Its: Urgh... I've got tsukkomi indigestion, my stomach's turning...

Sek: Hey, wasn't this challenge too reckless after all? If it's impossible, it's impossible.

Kar: Guh... Now that it's come to this, we have no choice but to tell her the most simple and safe of moves.

Gin: Eh, you couldn't possibly mean-!

Kar: Yeah... The one we tsukkomis don't use without thinking. The forbidden move that throws away your very pride.

Kar: We're lifting the ban from "What's up with that!?"

Its/Mit: Eeeeeh!?

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Notes:
1 - Original wordplay: mushi wo mushi (ignore the bugs)
2 - Original wordplay: kame (turtle) - wakame (seaweed)
3 - Original wordplay: wakame (seaweed) - kame (to chew)