Piss Poor #26

[18:29]	Rabtar	it is the day after Mercy has left. The group is together, having been allowed once again to sleep under the overhang at Swirlston.
[18:31]	Ragebrew	sat outside the little shop, tapping the small keycard against her hoof as she bit into an apple. "Right then...." She set the apple aside, unslunging her ammo cases a moment later. "Hey, Elektron, come 'ere a second, need yer help with this."
[18:32]	Elektron	approaches with downcast eyes, still feeling down over Mercy leaving
[18:34]	Ragebrew	offered the ERH override card to Elektron "Here. Find where that goes, and get this thing off of me. Had quite enough of this."
[18:35]	Elektron	nods and places the card in an appropriate looking spot, waiting for any additional prompts
[18:40]	Rabtar	the harness beeps and says in a static filled voice "WARNING! Removing ERH will terminate pregnancies! Do you wish to continue? Yes No?" followed shortly by a large drip of cheese and a mad cackle on the wind
[18:41]	Ragebrew	shrugged. "Not like I played with any bucks while I was like this. Just get the damn thing off. And go gallop backwards through a cactus field Quark."
[18:42]	Elektron	looks to Ragebrew "So yes then?"
[18:43]	Rabtar	Quarks voice can be heard from everywhere and nowhere "You think it's kidding? If you doubt I'd get a second opinion."
[18:45]	Ragebrew	just rolled her eyes. "Only reason I'd be knocked up if because of yer chaos fuckery. Yer a really fucked up individual who loves to talk about choices when ya go around forcing 'em on others."
[18:46]	Midnight_Hour	is still in her tent, reading her book and being her usual anti social self. Well, anti-social around low class ponies like her party any way.
[18:47]	Rabtar	GM redact
[18:47]	Ragebrew	looked to Elektron "Just get it over with. If I'm going to end up being a parent, it's not going to be because of some fucked up Discord knock off who likes to play with ponies heads."
[18:48]	Rabtar	"I said 'Long-shot' would get preggers. Now what she would get pregnant."
[18:50]	Rabtar	"Now give me a moment as I find my voice"
[18:50]	Elektron	gulps and twists his ear, listening to Quark "Are you sure? I don't think he's kidding."
[18:51]	Ragebrew	"And again, this is all yer doing, and I won't let yer fucked up sense of amusement weigh on my head. Better her than me to bear this burden. I've already killed a couple fillies and dealt with that, killing my own daughter seems like the next step. Yer a bastard Quark, but this weighs on yer head, not mine."
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[18:54]	=-=	Heartshine is now known as Quark
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[18:56]	Quark	shrugs, skating across an ice rink of cheese. "Well, arguably, this isn't my fault. You were the one who made the decision to put the bandolier on in the first place. I just exist to have fun, and have others have fun as well. And clearly, two of you had 'fun'" He says, airquoting.
[18:57]	Elektron	forrows his brow "What? What do you mean?"
[18:58]	Quark	rolls his eyes. "Really now, Elektron. Do I have to explain the birds and the bees and the teacups and the ghouls and the sex toys to you?"
[18:58]	Ragebrew	shrugged "Yeah. We did. And it's because of yer fun that this is a problem in the first place. Yeah, I put on the harness, my own fault, not saying otherwise. And if I had gone off and jumped Elektron's bone, it'd be my fault too. Yer the one who decided to lay a little curse on Long's head. Without ya looking for some sick entertainment, this wouldn't have been an issue in the slightest."
[19:00]	Quark	glances to the fluffy mare. "And your point is...?"
[19:00]	Elektron	is currently flabergasted and incapable of speech
[19:03]	Ragebrew	"That you are perhaps the most twisted and warped individuals I have ever met in the wasteland, and I was raised by fucking raiders. Ya find it a grand ol' time to toy with a pony's life like ya would a set of dolls. And I truly wish I could hurt yer grab bag of bits ass."
[19:04]	Ragebrew	"If ya want to fuck with my head, try using something I did on my own, without yer merry little intervention. And defying the laws of nature with yer magic, well, that counts as fucking with me directly."
[19:05]	Quark	poofs a dunce hat out of existance, causing it to flop onto Ragebrew's head. "Oh Rageybrew, did you really think I have that sort of power? I'm impressed. All I did was put a little nudge in Long-shot's head to keep her tail down. Which she did, around stallions. Did you think it was me that put that little burn between your bits that led to this?"
[19:07]	Quark	flashes a rose behind Ragebrew's ear, as well as Long-shot's. "It takes two to tango, as it were. Choices, as always, tend to be our own."
[19:07]	Quark	shakes a clawed finger. "Also, I heard what you said about me in your head, and I am hurt."
[19:07]	Elektron	is slowly regain some semblance of speech "Y-you... and... L-Long Shot? W-when?!"
[19:08]	Ragebrew	0x01ACTION flicked the hat off. "Yes. Because ya seem to be quite capable of fucking with the laws of reality when it suits yer whims. And if it wasn't yer doing, that is was something to do with this damn harness, which has caused me nothing but grief. Plus, I doubt I'll live long enough to bring this to bear, plus that crazy bitch of a shaman told me it could easily kill me trying. And watch me give a shit Quark, ya've done nothing to
[19:09]	Long-shot	yells from inside the shop she now worked at "AHHH WHO PUT A ROSE ON ME! BAAH!" the flails looking around quickly
[19:09]	Ragebrew	looked to Elektron "Apple grove, before the Stable."
[19:12]	Quark	watches as petals start to rain. "Well, that was weird." He turns his attentions back to Ragebrew. "Ultimately, the choice to end the pregnancy is yours and yours alone. It does bear the question, though, as to whether or not you choose to keep your integrity, or risk becoming a parent."
[19:12]	Quark	shudders. "Years... years of sleep deprivation and dirty diapers..."
[19:12]	Elektron	mouths 'Apple Grove' before shaking his head and forcing the thought out of his mind
[19:13]	Ragebrew	"Ya know, if I thought I wouldn't die every time I crossed a new dune, I'd try. If I thought that maybe I could be happy, settling down and living a life with a foal, I'd try. But ya know, there is still so much fucked up shit in this world that I can't sit idly by and bring another soul into the world, only to have them suffer and endure this hell hole. I'll leave the child raising to those who might have a chance at being a parent."
[19:14]	Ragebrew	"Now get this thing off of me. I've had enough of dealing with magical bullshit. This is why I hate unicorns at times."
[19:15]	Ragebrew	"Unless ya think the crazy fucker who will throw their life away to try and save somepony from an active mine field would make a good mother..."
[19:15]	Ragebrew	said, looking back to Elektron.
[19:16]	Elektron	reddens and looks away shamefully
[19:16]	Quark	starts juggling his eyes. "Crazy is something I hold dear to my heart. My mother, bless her slightly decaying heart, and my father, both seemed to have it in some capacity or another. Or rather dear old daddy liked sticking his pride in crazy. BECAUSE HE COULD."
[19:16]	Ragebrew	"Answer the question. I'd like to know what ya think. Ya had a good foalhood Elektron, I figure. Ya think someone like me would be able to raise a foal and not fuck up horribly along the way."
[19:20]	Elektron	still doesn't look to him, but responds "You were willing to put your life at risk for someone who isn't even your own. I can't imagine what you'd do for someone who is yours..."
[19:22]	Ragebrew	looked up at Quark, tapping her hoof to her lip for a moment. "Ya know, my whole issue with this is the fact it'll fuck up my ability to work for a while, and it'll put the foal at a great deal of risk before they're born. Wanna give me a reason to like ya?"
[19:23]	Quark	quirks an eyebrow at Ragebrew. "Well this is a change of pace. But one I'm willing to entertain. Because bullet holes are SO unglamorous."
[19:25]	Midnight_Hour	finally finds a small portion of her voice and calls out in a hushed tone, trying to get her party's attention without waking the dragon. "Everypony..."
[19:25]	Ragebrew	"Good. If ya promise to protect this foal before they are born, make sure they don't die unless I die, I'll entertain ya further, and let ya watch me try the whole mother/father hood thing. A nice little choice for ya."
[19:25]	Ragebrew	"Sure you have that power. Ya fuck with reality regularly."
[19:26]	Ragebrew	"I should say, protect it from everything. Make sure they are born a nice, normal little foal, regardless of how fucked up I injury or treat myself."
[19:27]	Ragebrew	"Provided, of course, I don't die,"
[19:30]	Quark	considers the mare. "You do realise that this would be a much greater responsibility than you already possess with this group. This is a child we are talking about. Not a fancy gun." He puts on a hat and holds up a newspaper, smoking a bubbling cheese pipe as he speaks.
[19:32]	Ragebrew	"Well aware. But hey, life is all about the experiences. These thing will disengage after I give birth, so I'll be their father. Plus, there's always the chance I'll just die horribly somewhere along the way. But for yer entertainment, I'll do it, provided ya protect them from harm until they are born."
[19:33]	Ragebrew	"Ya get to watch me have morning sickness. Thing about how hilarious that will be."
[19:33]	Quark	takes on a serious look, far more serious than you've seen from him. "I want you to be certain. Again, it is your choice, but it seems as if you are determined."
[19:36]	Ragebrew	shrugged. "All things considered, it'll give me something else to strive for. A little more motivation. Make my life a bit more interesting than it already is. Plus, if I die horribly along the way, guess I wasn't meant to be a parent."
[19:37]	Ragebrew	pulled the card out of the harness and flicked it at Quark "Here, hold onto that, if ya ever get sick and tired of actually doing something good for a change."
[19:39]	Ragebrew	"Leave it up to yer happy ass. Protect the unborn filly from harm, to watch Ragebrew suffer, or decide not to, and have Ragebrew be back to normal. Which is more amusing, if effort consuming?"
[19:39]	Quark	takes the card and puts it in a glowing pocket that appears on his chest. He places a pawed hand on Ragebrew's belly. "Life for life, time for time, listen as this rhyme unwinds."
[19:41]	Quark	"For a boon of safety, a mother risks her soul. But from what has happened lately, the risk is worth it all. Celestia's mane and Luna's wing, to watch over your offspring. Cadence's love and Twilight's skill, help this mare find the will."
[19:43]	Quark	"A twist of time, a switch of fate. A mother's love will protect from the wasteland's hate. So when you are born, find your voice. Life will hold the lorn with your mother's choice."
[19:44]	Midnight_Hour	croaks out another word, hoping some pony would hear her. "Help..."
[19:44]	Quark	glows as his finishes speaking. Nothing feels different for Ragebrew, save a slight warm feeling. Quark snaps his fingers and presents Ragebrew with a blue ribbon. "This belonged to the best foalsitter ever. It will keep you and your child safe."
[19:45]	Ragebrew	looked at the bow for a moment, before taking it and tying it around the base of her braided tail. "I'll try to keep it from harm, thanks Quark."
[19:49]	Quark	nods. "Take care of yourself Ragebrew. You've made your choice." He looks over at the dragon on top of Midnight_Hour. "What did she have last night? I want some of that!" He says before he poofs.
[19:50]	Ragebrew	turns to look at Quark "What?" Before she trotted over to the tent, peeling back the flap and looking inside.
[19:50]	Elektron	looks confused before going to check on Midnight
[19:52]	Midnight_Hour	"Heeeelp!" Midnight Hour whispers to Elektron as he opens the flap.
[19:53]	Click	is laying on top of Midnight hour. It is a young dragon with light blue and pink scales, with purple spines. It's about the size of a small adult pony, and has no wings.
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[19:53]	Ragebrew	just blinked a few times, before calmly picking up the dragon and housting him off Midnight_Hour.
[19:54]	Elektron	stares blankly "What is it with ponies doing freaky things all of a sudden?!"
[19:55]	Ragebrew	"Yer one to talk." Calmly drops the dragon on the ground before pulling out the Samaritian, spinning it a few times to one of her last slug rounds."Wakey wakey scale butt."
[19:56]	Elektron	blushes and backs away
[19:57]	Click	didn't respond too much as it was lifted, but let out a high-pitched yelp when it was dropped. The little dragon opened it's purple eyes, blinking a few times before lifting her claws to rub her eyes and sit up "Ugh... wha?" Judging by the voice, it seemed to be female.
[19:58]	Ragebrew	"Morning. I'm Ragebrew. Who are you, and why were ya napping on one of my friends?"
[19:58]	Midnight_Hour	"I did NOT do anything freaky!" Midnight Hour shouts as she stands up, glad to be free of the scaly interloper. "I'll have you know I went to bed after reading an interesting chapter on Medieval Equestrian history and woke up to that beast snuggling me!"
[19:59]	Ragebrew	"Not saying ya did Midnight. But ya do look like ya'd make a fine pillow. We need to take ya running more often."
[20:01]	Ragebrew	"Now, questions, answers, can has? I've had a bad morning, can ya help improve it?"
[20:01]	Click	blinks bleerily up at Ragebrew, staring for a moment. "... you ponies are alot fluffier up close." Then she looks around at the tend, blinking "Where am I...? Where's-Oh!" She scurried ofver to two bags that weren't there the previous not.
[20:03]	Ragebrew	stomps on the ground where the dragoness had just been, turning to look at her "Aye! I'm talking to ya whelp." She stormed up, glaring at the little dragon.
[20:03]	Elektron	eyes the dragon with some trepidation
[20:06]	Midnight_Hour	Midnight glares at Ragebrew. "I am NOT fat! I'm just not as emaciated as you Wasteland ponies!" She snaps back before adding, "and shouldn't you be adding a few pounds, and parts, to your body!?"
[20:08]	Ragebrew	"Around here, if yer not starving yer fat. Also, around here, it's a COMPLIMENT to be called fat. Means ya've been lucky and eaten well. As for that, well... Things changed. Just made my life a whole fuckton more interesting, see where it takes me. I'm gonna me a mother... father... parential unit thing."
[20:09]	Click	0x01ACTION meanwhile wasn't paying attention, going through the bags "Zappy gun... zappy glove... other zappy gun... heavy thing... loud gun... pack... looks like it's all here." She said, letting out a sigh of reliefe before picking up the large sack next to it "...I don't remember you..." She said with wonder, opening it up. "... Where did I get this?" She thought aloud, staring ad the hundreds and hundreds of caps that filled the sa
[20:10]	Click	sack*
[20:10]	Ragebrew	had her revolver against the side of the dragoness's head as she sorted through her equipment. She pulled the hammer back slowly. "Explinations are in order, scale butt."
[20:11]	Elektron	's eyes widen as Ragebrew puts the pistol against the dragons head, gulping as his eyes dart between them
[20:16]	Midnight_Hour	"What? How? I'm pretty sure Elektron didn't go anywhere near your mare parts so... How!?" Midnight asks, clearly befuddled.
[20:16]	Click	0x01ACTION blinks, turning ehr head to look at Ragebrew with a raised brow "Explanaitions? I should be asking about that. One moment I manage to nab few bottles of that drink I keep hearing ponies talk about, then..." She trails off, looking around the tend, then at the bedroll, then at the ponies crowding the tent, then at the big bag of caps next to her things. "... You didn't pay me to do anything... weird, did you?" She asked the gr
[20:17]	Click	asked the group with a suspicious look.*
[20:18]	Elektron	blushes a bit more and backs up to Midnight_Hour, shaking his head "Long-sh-er.... Long story."
[20:18]	Ragebrew	"If I hired ya, I wouldn't have a gun to yer head, now would I? As for how Midnight, Stabletech fuckery and Quark. He's going to be an uncle by deed. No way in hell I'd make him the godfather. Well... Maybe."
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[20:19]	Quark	poofs back in. "You mean that boon doesn't make me it already?"
[20:19]	Ragebrew	"Gotta get full well on my good side, Quark. But hey, least I don't want to give ya a black eye any more."
[20:20]	Quark	looks at Click. "Where are your pants?"
[20:21]	Click	turns her head to look at Quark's appearance with wide-eyes. She lets out a small hiss with a tiny bit of purple flame coming out of it before blinking at the question "What are pants?"
[20:24]	Quark	flashes into victorian garb. "Oh how uncouth! No pants?" He snaps his fingers, causing a filly sized courier duster to fall at Click's feet. "Ok you crazy kids, I'm off to do things with mumzie and Dada. Teach scales here what pants are. Oh wait, those aren't pants. Oh well!" He poofs off.
[20:24]	=-=	Quark is now known as Heartshine
[20:25]	Ragebrew	holstered her revolver and walked over to her ammo cases, pulling out a pack of cigarette and sighing. "Sisters damnit all..." She crammed them back into the case and picked up an apple to gnaw on.
[20:27]	Elektron	clears his throat and looks to Click "Um... whats your name?" he asks, making sure to not say anything that makes him a shishkebab
[20:28]	Midnight_Hour	Midnight watches the dragon, her initial fears subsiding and being replaced by intrigue. This was her first time seeing s dragon in real life before.
[20:29]	Click	blinks, staring at Ragebrew eating the apple for a moment as she sat on the floor, then she looked at the duster "Oh yeah... ponies wear stuff over their hides..." she said before turning her head to look up Elektron."Uh... my name is Click." She answered as she stood up, dusting off her scales "Woah... I'm bigger too now that I think about it..." She asked, looking over hre arm and claws
[20:33]	Elektron	nods, "and where did you come from?" hoping the question is safe
[20:35]	Midnight_Hour	Midnight stops. "You're bigger?" She asks before moving in to examine the dragon closer. "From what I read, dragons either go to sleep for a long period of time at certain points in their maturation and grow larger while they sleep." Midnight pokes Click's softer underbelly with her hoof. "Or they grow when they come across treasure and start to hoard. But that can end badly if the dragon is...
[20:35]	Midnight_Hour	...too young or unable to control themselves."
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[20:40]	Click	"Um... I'm from the dragonlands. I am... or was a baby dragon last time I checked... " she said, blinkign as Midnight poked her and put her claws on her hips "Guess I'm not a baby anymore... I found a few bottles of a pony drink I heard them talking about... " She turned away to lean over her bag, thick tail whipping back and forth before she pulled out an empty bottle "This was it!" The young dragon was holding a bottle of wild peg
[20:42]	Elektron	"I don't know much about dragon anatomy, but is that healthy for a baby dragon?"
[20:42]	Click	wild pegasus.
[20:44]	Ragebrew	"Sisters damn it twice." She took another bite of her apple before throwing a couple at the group. "Breakfast foals." She even threw one at Click.
[20:47]	Elektron	catches it and nibbles at it before thinking for a second "Not that I don't enjoy meeting people who can breathe fire, but mind if I slink out for a second? I have some ideas for that robot we found which I'd like to get a start on."
[20:48]	Midnight_Hour	"A baby dragon drinking Wild Pegasus, probably, but I'm pretty sure her finding that bag of caps is what caused the growth spurt. The more she owns, the bigger and greedier she'll grow. At first it shouldn't be too bad, but we have to make sure she doesn't start hoarding. Otherwise things can get REALLY bad."
[20:49]	Ragebrew	"Like we'll find anything worth hoarding." She said around a mouthful of apple and a swig of her canteen.
[20:49]	Midnight_Hour	Midnight catches the apple, eating it while examining Click further.
[20:50]	Ragebrew	"I could give her a physical." She shrugged.
[20:50]	Click	caught the apple, staring at it questioningly. "I don't really know what it was, but it tastes kinda funny... little spicy, but msotly funny..." She said, tapping her chin, then narrowed her eyes at Midnight a little "What's wrong with having a hoarde? Every dragon has one." She says, shifting a little bit closer to her bags of things while the pony examined her.
[20:53]	Ragebrew	"Depends on how big the hoard is and how much ya can carry on yer back."
[20:56]	Midnight_Hour	"And, from what I read, if a dragon starts hoarding too much too fast or too early, the growth spurts it brings on can adversely effect their psych."
[20:58]	Elektron	slips out of the tent to go work on his robot, hes better at that than socializing anyway
[21:01]	Click	0x01ACTION turns awya,starting going through her bags and pulling out a big backpack from it, moving the items from one of the sacks to the backpack "I can carry things just fine, thank you very much... the older dragons said growing was a mix of age, experience, and your hoard. They did say some of that stuff about hoarding too much before you're ready..." She said after a moment while moving the items. A plasma rifle, a magicallaser r
[21:02]	Click	laser rifle, a sawed off, some big combat armor that looked much too big for her, something that looked similar to a power hoof...*
[21:08]	Elektron	sets up the two salvaged bots at a workbench and gets to work removing overly rusted components, exchanging the best parts for one bot and fixing damaged sectors of code
[21:09]	Ragebrew	"Midnight, when ya get the chance, like to do a little shopping, drop off some junk, see if they have anything I want. Also, should stop by the doc, see how the fillies are fairing."
[21:14]	Click	picks up the duster that was her size, looking it over for a moment "... Hmph." she tossted it in her back as well. It looked like she was just going out in her scales. She now tookt he tiem to look over that apple, eyeing it curiously "... What is this?"
[21:16]	Midnight_Hour	"Fillies?" Midnight asks, confused.
[21:19]	Ragebrew	"The raider fillies we rescued. They are with the doc in town. Figure I'd go swing by, see how they are doing." She looked at Click and just blinked "It's an apple... It's food."
[21:20]	Click	blinks as well, staring at the red fruit "Huh... so this is an apple... doesn't look like the sugar apple bombs..." She then shrugged and opened her mouth. Her snakelike tongue shot out, wrapping aroundt he apple a few times before pulling the whole thing into her mouth.
[21:23]	Midnight_Hour	Midnight stares at the dragon as her long tongue wraps around the apple and swallows it whole. "Meep..." She squeaks.
[21:23]	Ragebrew	"I'd savor that if I were ya. Not giving ya another one will lunch time."
[21:26]	Click	doesn't swallow, but starts muching on the whole apple in her mouth loudly. Then she blinks, going wide-eyed ad the juicey flavor as she just stares off into space.
[21:28]	Ragebrew	"Great. Another apple cultist."
[21:28]	Click	drools just a little, unresponsive
[21:34]	Ragebrew	"Midnight, ya got a new friend it seems. Now put the book down and come help me with some shopping."
[21:35]	Midnight_Hour	[6:32:07 PM] Pallydan: Midnight smiles at Click. Perhaps this dragon wouldn't be so bad. Plus, dragons were exotic, rare, and of a noble heritage. "You like apples too, Click, was it?"
[21:37]	Click	blinks, snapping out of it. "Wow... um... yes, my name's click." SHe nodded, looking up at Midnight "It kidna tastes like Garnets."
[21:39]	Ragebrew	rolled her eyes and picked herself up, trotting into the trade post to swap some coins around.
[21:41]	Midnight_Hour	"Really? That's fascinating! We ponies can't eat gems so I've never tried tasting a garnet. If they taste like apples, I might need to give them a lick and try."
[21:43]	Click	blinks, then puts a claw over her mouth, giggling "I think it's only for dragons... our tongues are probably different." She said after a moment of thought, smiling a little as she put her big bag of caps in her bag too and look around "... where did the fluffy one go?"
[21:51]	Midnight_Hour	Midnight looks around. "Oh! The trading post! I should help him... Er... Her with that!" She cried before rushing off after Ragebrew.
[21:52]	Ragebrew	was sitting at the counter with a pile of ammo, a folded cloak, and... a book of some sort, along with some soda. "Ah, just in time. Found something that might interest ya." She tapped the book.
[21:55]	Click	blinks, having been left alone in the tend. She gets up, pputting her backpack over her back. She heads of of the tent, the young dragon looking around curiously as she goes to follow after Midnight
[21:56]	Midnight_Hour	Midnight looks almost giddy at the sight of another new book. "How much do they want for it? Do we have enough to trade?"
[21:57]	Rabtar	the clerk is counting out Rages caps when Click enters "Welc...... holy shit a dragon!"
[21:58]	Ragebrew	nodded "Found her napping on Midnight. Seems she's new to the area. Very new. As in, arrived just this morning from somewhere way the fuck away."
[22:00]	Click	blinks at the clerk's reaction, sheepishly waving a claw "Um... hey... Where are we? Nothing really looks familiar..."
[22:01]	Rabtar	settling down a bit "Yes.... well then. You're in a little town called Swirlston."
[22:04]	Ragebrew	"Already covered it, got a good sum of caps left over. Consider it a gift for putting up with my bull."
[22:09]	Click	blinks, looking around the place, then at the caps the clerk had "So... you trade pony-money for things here?"
[22:09]	Ragebrew	"Or stuff. Traded a pair of combat shotguns and a double barrel I found in the Stable."
[22:10]	Rabtar	the store clerk just raises an eyebrow that this "Yes. You trade caps for stuff. You from a stable or something? Everypony knows caps are money."
[22:10]	Midnight_Hour	"Oh..." Midnight says, a little taken aback. "Um... Thank you."
[22:12]	Ragebrew	"Not like ya carry much in the way of trade goods, Midnight. Plus, figure it might be useful for us all. And I know yer addicted to books."
[22:12]	Click	"I... have no idea what any of those things are." The little dragon said, blinking
[22:13]	Midnight_Hour	Midnight takes the book and nods to Click. "If you want, I could help you buy or trade with you caps, Click."
[22:15]	Click	looks up Midnight curiously, tail whipping back and forth "Um... sure. what kind of stuff do they have here?"
[22:16]	Midnight_Hour	"Let's look around and find out," she replies, giving Click a smile.
[22:18]	Ragebrew	"All kinda of stuff... Guess we'll run ya down the various basics." Ragebrew smiled a bit. "Glad to see ya made a friend Midnight." Ragebrew looked over the rest of the items. After a while, she'd walk out and just sit and watch Elektron work on his machine's, curious to what he'd create.
[22:19]	Rabtar	our group and there new dragon friend finish up shopping and set out. Elektron being followed by a repaired protectapony. What will happen next? Only I know and I ain't tellin
[22:21]	<--|	Elektron has left #piss_poor_group
[22:25]	Rabtar	and the group gets 500xp....