Tmitter

Saber

-So I suppose I have started a twitter. I promptly followed my acquaintances.
-Shirou said "Can't we just start in the morning?", but it was decided that we would start on 4/1, so of course it must start at midnight.
-However, it seems everyone is sleeping at this hour.
-Sion is at a cafe at this hour... That is quite enviable.
-Staying up this late has made me hungry. ...As soon as I thought that, Shirou brought me a late night snack. I am pleased.
-I shall do a patrol of the house.
-...The number of followers has become something incredible...
-Hm? Is that place paradise? RT@Sion_tm41: 12 different flavours, 18 types of teabags as well as ice, milk and gum syrup that you can add as much as you like. And it's free.
-That can't be true, if you think about it logically.
-Oho, a Noble Phantasm generator... Interesting. @Saber_tm41's Noble Phantasm is "An indestructible spiked circlet" (not sure about this). Invokes "free will".
-I object!
-...It seems the quality of Atlas has dropped as well.
-Well then, I suppose my tweets have not been too bad for a beginner. Hm.
-Well, goodnight. I look forward to breakfast...
-I have awoken. Shirou, I am hungry.
-Thank you all for the many "goodnights" I received yesterday.
-Let us eat. RT@Shirow_tm41: Well, time for breakfast with Saber.
-That was delicious. This morning's salmon superb. I look forward to lunch.
-Now then, I shall do my best to guard this house for another day.
-Nothing out of order in my room! Nothing out of order in Shirou's room!
-The yard... well, it's certainly not any different.
-The dojo... Well I checked it 3 days ago, it should be fine if I leave it for another day.
-Alright, the Emiya household is safe for another day. That's a given, as I am the one protecting it.
-My morning snack. A specialty from Souya(? some store, fictional or not), spongecake handmade by the owner, Takao. Nomnom.
-Are you talking about miso soup? RT@Kohaku_tm41: @Makidera_tm41 Wakame-san, please die~ (Wakame is a species of edible brown seaweed, i dunno, japs)
-Thank you for all the replies since this morning. I am reading them all. However, I must be diligent in my protection of this house. Please forgive me weakness in being unable to reply to all of them.
-However, I will reply to as many as I can.
-I plan to do those in the afternoon, do not worry. @typewild: @Saber_tm41 you forgot to check the warehouse and all the rooms
-Now then, I must think of conserving my magic power.
-I have awoken. Good morning, again.
-I must remember to frequently conserve magic power. It is better to be safe than sorry.
-I do not have that kind of free time. RT@Shirow_tm41: @Saber_tm41 Saber,, I got tickets to "Gold Fuyuki-kun is Raging! Defeat Him, Gekitou Mojacko" (i dunno fuck), wanna go?
-It seems you have misunderstood, I do not really have any free time. RT@ruisu_halfmoon: @Saber_tm41 u seem pretty free lol
-Tweeting is just another one of my jobs as a Servant. It is a battle of information. I believe if you read Fate/Zero, you will understand how important this is.
-It is about cheating eachother. The Holy Grail War is just a dark part of this brutal modern society. You must catch them sleeping, you see.
-So... I suppose I can pick up the news this way as well.
-My diligence is amazing. Even though I am king, I do not discriminate between duties. When I wear this lion suit, if I may boast, I become cuter and more stylish than anyone.
-...Extra? I have not received an offer, so I will refrain from comment. That red girl is quite shameless.
-Thanks to that red girl, I have been called "Blue Saber" recently. There was "white" and "dark", and now this. This is a reckless business plan, that will bring about pressure and tragedy. I wish they would reconsider.
-No matter how I look, I believe I carry the dignity of a king RT@zpzyyzp: @Saber_tm41 You have a great job, being able to patrol the house wearing a lion costume.
-I hope you can find work, Bazett. RT @Bazett_tm41: I am headed towards the next interview location.
-Did you even read my posts?　RT@riku_maru: @Saber_tm41 Do you not have a job, Saber?
-Please do not group me with yourself. My job is something to be much more proud of. RT@Kohaku_tm41: @Saber_tm41 Saber-san has a wonderful job! Just like me!
-!!!!!!! Shirou!! RT@Shirow_tm41: Time to make lunch.
-I want to eat something like this, Shirou.
-I want to eat this, too.
-@misasagishinogu - Magnificent! The light, fresh cream produces a feeling of high quality. I would certainly like to eat this.
-What a brilliant idea. As expected of Bazett! RT@Bazett_tm41: Interview over! I believe I got a good reaction. I was a little troubled when they said "We'd like you to demonstrate your special skills" but I think it went over well. Good thing I brought my iron plates for breaking!
-I, I apologize. I got excited and went through my treasure folder... RT@Arcier: @Saber_tm41 Saber-san, you're being too debaucherous in broad daylight (??????????????? i dunno, probably referring to all dat food)
-It's still a bit chilly, but I can see signs of Spring. It is easy to forget, but the Holy Grail War is still going strong... I must not get careless.
-Hm, I haven't taken it out of my scabbard in some time. The paint seems to be wearing...
-I'm shocked. Goods from the Land of Fairies are supposed to have a 1000 year warranty...! I should have the certificate around here somewhere...
-... I cannot find the certificate...
-But, now that I think about it, I guess 1000 years have already passed.
-Shirou, is lunch ready yet...?
-It will be a little longer, so I shall go into magic conservation mode until lunch.
-I'm awake.
-Shirou, I'm hungry.
-Also, reading your goodnights was a pain.
-Lunch time. Nom. As usual, your food was unpleasant. (SHE SAID KISAMA)
-@Kohaku_tm41 Who needs a maid like you?
-That wasn't enough. And it tasted awful. Can't anyone cook something that will satisfy me...?
-@Rider_tm41 Snake karaage...
-They should still have some in Shinto. Hurry up. RT@Shirow_tm41: I couldn't buy any because it was sold out everywhere!!
-Hm. Bring more.
-Thank you for the valuable advice. RT@no_added_sugar @Saber_tm41 I don't know about karaage, but kabayaki is delicious (look it up). Mamushi sake is also good. @strangefood
-@Rider_tm41 Got away, huh... Oh well.


Shirou

-It's morning. Good morning. It's morning. Good morning. It's morning. Good morning.
-... ...Things sure have gotten crazy since I woke up... ...My posts will probably be pretty boring, but it's nice to meet all of you new people.
-Ilya (Well, the person inside her) is asleep. She shouldn't stay up so late.
-It's spring break, so breakfast will be a little late. I'm going to run to Einzbern forest.
-Running to the Einzbern castle is pretty far away. Someone please get Ilya a pillow.
-I'm only saying this here, but Bazett tweets in her sleep instead of talking. She's got this strange habit of posting the contents of her dreams with her iPon.
-I made it to Einzbern forest. Got some tea from Issei. Alright, let's head back.
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