unedited logs in 2555

You are the Security Officer.
As the Security Officer you answer directly to the head of security, and the head of your assigned department (if applicable). Special circumstances may change this.
Captainship not forced on anyone.
Enjoy the game!
and...
Happy St.  Patrick's Day Everybody!

OOC: Psyentific: Because you got the drop, and I assumed friendly.
OOC: PurpleCHEEZMint: Chemist > Everything else
OOC: Bknight06: I tried getting some kind of order on the shuttle.  I really did.
OOC: Psyentific: That said, follow, alone, not maintaining seperation, hostile. I got sloppy.
You put the ID into PDA-Janet Williams (Security Officer)'s slot.
OOC: Dsgkl: Captains Fox > Centcomm
Janet Williams has thrown the helmet.
Janet Williams [145.9] says, "Shitcurity, active."
Janet Williams says, "Shitcurity, active."
Janet Williams [145.9] asks, "Who else we got?"
Janet Williams asks, "Who else we got?"
The locker has been unlocked by Janet Williams.
Alex Tomple [145.9] exclaims, "Lovely!"
OOC: Bknight06: So who plays Janet?
OOC: Jacob_Lee: But, yeah, that was kind of shitty. There were a lot of ways you could've gone about handling him.
OOC: Psyentific: Me
The stunbaton is now on.
Alex Tomple [145.9] exclaims, "Now we know if your good security or minimun waged!"
OOC: Jacob_Lee: Instant spacing is usually the last method you want to go with.
OOC: Psyentific: Lots of ways? Yeah. More satisfying? Yeah, I'd have loved to give him a nice, long, drawn out, torture filled slowdeath.
OOC: Jacob_Lee: Because it kills someone AND puts them out of the round most likely forever.
OOC: Bknight06:  Medical Cyborg-451 states, "Someone with guns and handcuffs please come arrest Marcus for mass imprisonment of other human beings."
OOC: Psyentific: But I had the easy chance, and I took it.
You put the taser gun into the security satchel.
Central Command Update



Enemy communication intercept.  Security Level Elevated.


Summary downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.


Attention! Security level elevated to blue
The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible, random searches are permitted.
OOC: Bknight06: Cue LOTS of laser fire.
Poly [Engineering] squawks, "OH GOD IT'S FREE CALL THE SHUTTLE"
You put the flare into the box.
OOC: Bknight06: Medical Cyborg-451 states, "That is incorrect."
OOC: IEagleeye: Generally executions for non-capital crimes are bad
OOC: IEagleeye: Especially summary ones
OOC: IEagleeye: Through a window
OOC: IEagleeye: WIthout warning
OOC: IEagleeye: With the opportunity easily avaliable for arrest
OOC: Psyentific: I feel no remorse for my actions, nor pity for the character involved.
OOC: Psyentific: Yes, quote me on that.
The locker has been locked by Janet Williams.
Alex Tomple [145.9] asks, "Im guessing no ai?"
OOC: Jacob_Lee: Our server is less rough-and-tumble than /tg/. A generally more calm and less murderous dispensing of justice can be pulled off in nearly every circumstance.
OOC: Bknight06: Janet WAS having a terrible day.
You put the handcuffs into the security satchel.
OOC: Jacob_Lee: Summary execution is not okay.
OOC: Fata1ity: Katzu had a worse day.
OOC: Bknight06: That said, he was confined inside of a locked room.  An arrest could easily have been made.
You put the donut box into the security satchel.
Poly [Engineering] squawks, "Wire the solars, you lazy bums!"
Janet Williams [145.9] says, "Oh look."
Janet Williams says, "Oh look."
Janet Williams [145.9] says, "TWO heads of personnel."
Janet Williams says, "TWO heads of personnel."
Janet Williams [145.9] says, "Great."
Janet Williams says, "Great."
Alex Tomple [145.9] says, "Wow."
Janet Williams [145.9] says, "ZERO engineers."
Janet Williams says, "ZERO engineers."
Alex Tomple [145.9] says, "Hey Hops."
You insert the silver coin into the cigarette machine.
Katzu Miri [145.9] says, "Jane"
Janet Williams [145.9] says, "Way to fucking go, you screwed something up before I have a smoke in my mouth."
Janet Williams says, "Way to fucking go, you screwed something up before I have a smoke in my mouth."
Katzu Miri [145.9] says, "Janet"
Katzu Miri [145.9] says, "Ill pay you a dollar if you tie my shoe."
Katzu Miri [145.9] says, "You'd make more than you are right now."
Janet Williams [145.9] says, "I look like a cheap whore to you? Ten, backtalk's extra."
Janet Williams says, "I look like a cheap whore to you? Ten, backtalk's extra."
Katzu Miri [145.9] says, "Deal."
Janet Williams lights their premium Havanian cigar with the lit match.
Janet Williams has thrown the burnt match.
Janet Williams [145.9] asks, "Where we doin' this?"
Janet Williams asks, "Where we doin' this?"
OOC: Bknight06: Aren't there normally like...double this many people at this time of night?
*---------*
This is   Katzu Miri!
He is wearing   a chef's uniform.
He is wearing   a chef's hat on his head.
He is wearing   a chef's apron.
He has   a backpack on his back.
He has   PDA-Katzu Miri (Chef) about his waist.
He is wearing   some black shoes on his feet.
He has   a balaclava on his face.
He has   a service radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing   Katzu Miri's ID Card (Chef).
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
OOC: Rabidgam3r: Yeah.
Janet Williams says, "In the bedroom, huh? Lewd."
OOC: Jacob_Lee: It's monday.
Janet Williams says, "On the stool."
Katzu Miri says, "Theres 50"
You put the space cash into the security satchel.
Katzu Miri Sits on the stool.
Katzu Miri puts the wallet into the backpack.
Janet Williams kneels down, scoffing at the hastily-tied knots in Katzu's shoes.
Janet Williams says, "Sheesh, bet you retie these fuckers five times a day."
Katzu Miri says, "10."
OOC: Rabidgam3r: No netspeak or emoticons IC. Goddamnit guys how many times do I have to say this?
Janet Williams quickly un-does the knots...
Janet Williams asks, "How tight you want 'em?"
OOC: Bknight06: Some people DO say "Lawl" IRL....
Katzu Miri says, "Depends."
Katzu Miri says, "Make them fitting."
Janet Williams says, "Comfy, blood loss, or never coming o---Comfy."
OOC: Dsgkl: For somepeople... 1000000000000000 For other people.... 100000000000000+
OOC: Rabidgam3r: Yes, and that is completely moronic. >.>
OOC: Bknight06: And you're saying we aren't allowed to act like morons in this of all games?
OOC: Fata1ity: I know someone that says lawl instead of laughing.
OOC: Rabidgam3r: Not immersion-breaking morons, at least.
Janet Williams gives a sharp tug on Katzu's left shoelaces, before tying a secure double-knot. You're not sure, but you think her eyes are closed behind her glasses.
OOC: Fata1ity: Makes me wanna murder babies.
Janet Williams One, done.
Janet Williams says, "Two."
OOC: Rabidgam3r: Because I can say 'lel' IRL doesn't mean you can do it in SS13 without getting told off.
OOC: Bknight06: Heh.
OOC: Dsgkl: Lol okayz.
Katzu Miri says, "Ill play this."
OOC: Rabidgam3r: *twitch*
OOC: Dsgkl: 4norazins a admun bannz me.
Janet Williams slaps the top of Katzu's left shoe, moving on to the right with almost-mechanical gestures. In, out, over, through, tug here, pull there, all sharp, sudden movements.
Simon Azura [145.9] exclaims, "AUGH! Help on bridge!"
OOC: Fata1ity: I demand a half second perma ban.
Janet Williams says, "Two, done."
Janet Williams says, "Not half bad music, eith-----"
Janet Williams says, "Annnnd someone screams for help. Gotta break."
 These are some space cash. They are a tiny item.
It's worth 500 credits.
Katzu Miri says, "500 if you retie them"
Janet Williams says, "..."
Janet Williams says, "Later. Got work to do"
*---------*
This is   Simon Azura!
He is wearing   a blood-stained head of personnel's jumpsuit!
He has   a blood-stained the satchel on his back.
He has   some blood-stained white gloves on his hands!
He is wearing   some brown shoes on his feet.
He has   a gas mask on his face.
He has   a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing   Simon Azura's ID Card (Head of Personnel).
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has severe bruising!
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Janet Williams says, "Oh for fucks sake."
OOC:  Mapleguy555: That isn't a permaban then.
Janet Williams says, "Yep, he's dead alright."
OOC: Dsgkl: I demand a 1 seco-
OOC: Fata1ity: IMAAAGINATION
Janet Williams says, "HoP's fuckin' dead."
Alex Tomple says, "Oh my."
Janet Williams says, "Sucks to be you."
Janet Williams tries to remove Simon Azura's Simon Azura's ID Card (Head of Personnel).
Janet Williams says, "You fucking what."
Janet Williams asks, "You didn't give yourself all access?"
Janet Williams tries to put Simon Azura's ID Card (Head of Personnel) on Unknown.
Janet Williams tries to remove Unknown's satchel.
Janet Williams says, "God dammit HoP, quit being fucking sloppy"
 This is a mime crayon. It is a tiny item.
A very sad-looking crayon.
Poly [Engineering] squawks, "WHO TOOK THE DAMN HARDSUITS?"
Janet Williams tries to put the satchel on Simon Azura.
Janet Williams [145.9] says, "Med, I need you at the cloner."
Janet Williams says, "Med, I need you at the cloner."
Central Command Update



Electrical Storm Alert


An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.


Janet Williams says, "Dead Com. Might also be a mime."
You are not pulling anything.
Janet Williams says, "Fixu disu shitto."
Touko Aozaki has grabbed Simon Azura passively!
*---------*
This is   Simon Azura!
He is wearing   a head of personnel's jumpsuit.
He is wearing   a helmet on his head.
He is wearing   an armor.
He is carrying   an energy gun on his armor.
He has   a backpack on his back.
He is wearing   some brown shoes on his feet.
He is wearing   PDA-Simon Azura (Head of Personnel).
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Janet Williams says, "So"
Poly [Engineering] squawks, "Poly wanna cracker!"
Simon Azura asks, "Yeah?"
Janet Williams says, "Mime Oh Pee's dead."
Janet Williams says, "Ann-----"
Janet Williams says, "Wait a fucking minute."
Simon Azura asks, "Already?"
Janet Williams exclaims, "That was YOU screaming for help!"
Simon Azura asks, "What?"
  *beep*
  Message from Touko Aozaki (Medical Doctor), "Any specific directions for after he gets out, or just turn him loose" (Reply)
Simon Azura asks, "No?"
Janet Williams blinks.
Janet Williams asks, "What?"
Simon Azura says, "I dunno"
Janet Williams asks, "So, why's the Mime wearing the HoP's ID and clothes?"
Simon Azura asks, "How much crack are you on?"
Janet Williams asks, "You fucks switch places or what?"
Katzu Miri says, "Alot."
Katzu Miri tries to put the meido costume on Janet Williams.
Simon Azura says, "I'm still HoP"
*---------*
This is   Katzu Miri!
He is wearing   a chef's uniform.
He is wearing   a chef's hat on his head.
He is wearing   a chef's apron.
He has   a backpack on his back.
He is holding   a meido costume in his left hand.
He is holding   a space violin in his right hand.
He has   PDA-Katzu Miri (Chef) about his waist.
He is wearing   some black shoes on his feet.
He has   a balaclava on his face.
He has   a service radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing   Katzu Miri's ID Card (Chef).
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
Janet Williams says, "Your ID reads chemist."
Simon Azura says, "I know"
Janet Williams sighs.
Katzu Miri tries to put the space cash on Janet Williams.
Simon Azura says, "I was going to work in the medbay"
Janet Williams says, "Look, just. Just...Fuckit."
Simon Azura says, "Cause I like chemistry"
Katzu Miri whispers, "See ya at the kitchen."
Janet Williams says, "..."
Janet Williams says, "Hmmmm"
Simon Azura says, "Aight"
Janet Williams says, "Hmm."
Simon Azura says, "See ya pops"
Janet Williams says, "Yeah, sure."
Janet Williams says, "Hmmmmm."
 This is a meido costume. It is a normal-sized item.
A black maid costume.
Janet Williams asks, "Shit, am I really thinking about crossing this line?"
Janet Williams asks, "Am I REALLY?"
Janet Williams says, "Fuck."
OOC: Psyentific: Thanks, Chef. Now you've given me IC/OOC conflicts of interest. You butt.
OOC: Jacob_Lee: Huh. Efficiency Station 2 scrapped most of the sprawl that was maintenance.
OOC: IEagleeye: Sad
Janet Williams says, "Fuckit, this might be fun."
OOC: IEagleeye: Maintenance is great
OOC: Bknight06: Maint is necessary though.  It acts as a buffer for all those random meteors that would otherwise blow up the telecomms APC.
The stunbaton is now off.
You put the stunbaton into the security satchel.
OOC: Jacob_Lee: It actually looks like a real station instead of a welded-together ball of space ship wreckage and salvage metal.
You remove the ID from the PDA-Janet Williams (Security Officer).
You put Janet Williams's ID Card (Security Officer) into the wallet.
You put the space cash into the wallet.
You put the space cash into the wallet.
You put the taser gun into the leather satchel.
The stunbaton is now on.
You put the stunbaton into the leather satchel.
You put the donut box into the leather satchel.
You put the handcuffs into the leather satchel.
You put the handcuffs into the leather satchel.
You put the box into the leather satchel.
Janet Williams sighs.
Janet Williams says, "Doin' it for the money."
Janet Williams says, "Fooooor the money."
You put PDA-Janet Williams (Security Officer) into the security satchel.
Janet Williams says, "For."
OOC: Cheedows: I like imagining NT tapes scrap metal and wreckage around telecomms now due to budget cuts.
Janet Williams says, "The money."
OOC:  Mapleguy555: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=137171.0
The Dormitories vent pump #5 has been hit by Janet Williams with the security cap.
The Dormitories air scrubber #5 has been hit by Janet Williams with the security cap.
Access Denied
OOC:  Mapleguy555: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG.
The locker has been unlocked by Janet Williams.
OOC: Fata1ity: Who needs magic when we got...
The stunbaton is now off.
You put the stunbaton into the security belt.
OOC: Fata1ity: IMAAAAGINNAAAATION
The security belt cannot hold the taser gun.
You are unable to equip that.
The security belt cannot hold the taser gun.
You put the taser gun into the leather satchel.
You put the handcuffs into the security belt.
You put the handcuffs into the security belt.
OOC: Dsgkl: Why not kidnappers?
You put the flash into the security belt.
OOC:  Mapleguy555: Maaag.
OOC: MisterTeeth: Mother of god, Maple.
OOC:  Mapleguy555: Waaake up.
You put the handcuffs into the security belt.
OOC: MisterTeeth: She die?
OOC:  Mapleguy555: i ono
OOC: Rabidgam3r: Maple, how much coffee have you had today?
You put the donut into the security belt.
You put the donut into the security belt.
OOC:  Mapleguy555: She said she wanted to talk 2 rounds ago.
OOC:  Mapleguy555: 0
OOC:  Mapleguy555: I haven't had coffee
You light the the flare!
OOC: MisterTeeth: I need some coffee.
You put the first-aid kit into the leather satchel.
OOC: MisterTeeth: Might grab some in a sec.
OOC:  Mapleguy555: I'll drink some hot chocolate tomorrow morning because exit exams tmrw.
Unknown [145.9] gibbers, "Much better"
OOC: Rabidgam3r: No coffee? Good man.
You have nothing to drop in your hand.
*---------*
This is   Janet Williams!
She is wearing   a security officer's jumpsuit with   an engineering guard armband.
She is wearing   a meido costume.
She has   a leather satchel on her back.
She is holding   a flare in her right hand.
She has   a security belt about her waist.
She is wearing   some white shoes on her feet.
She has   a lit premium Havanian cigar on her face.
She has   HUDSunglasses covering her eyes.
She has   a security radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing   a wallet.
*---------*
OOC:  Mapleguy555: Along with 20 or so dumplings and a hard boiled egg or two.
Unknown [145.9] gibbers, ";S-St-t-til-ll-l b-bl-lin-n-n-nd"
OOC: Jacob_Lee: Coffee is wonderful.
OOC: MisterTeeth: ^
OOC: Rabidgam3r: Now you shut your mouth you liar.
OOC: Rabidgam3r: Tea master race.
OOC:  Mapleguy555: ^
OOC: MisterTeeth: I drink both.
OOC: Bknight06: I never had tea that I liked.  Ever.  In my life.
OOC: Jacob_Lee: I never said tea was bad. Tea is wonderful, too.
OOC:  Mapleguy555: Coffee is okay as well.
OOC:  Mapleguy555: honk
OOC: Rabidgam3r: bk get out
 That's Pete.
Not known for their pleasant disposition.
OOC:  Mapleguy555: ...
OOC: Dsgkl: Tea is only good when its not handled by a clown.
OOC:  Mapleguy555: Hmm.
OOC: Rabidgam3r: get ouuuuuuuuuut
*---------*
This is   Mimey!
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life and his soul has departed...
He has severe bruising!
Criminal status: [None]
*---------*
OOC:  Mapleguy555: Does Bay have all the plants we do?
Janet Williams says, "..."
OOC: MisterTeeth: I have a Japanese teapot and about 1 pound of Chinese oolong. I roll in style.
Janet Williams curtsies awkwardly...
Katzu Miri Nods slightly.
OOC:  Mapleguy555: c:
OOC: Dsgkl: I have more coffee then you have tea.
Janet Williams blinks.
OOC: Cheedows: I drink the really weak asian tea given at those asian restuarants.
Katzu Miri says, "We play music while you tie my shoes."
OOC:  Mapleguy555: cheedows
OOC: MisterTeeth: Honl.
OOC:  Mapleguy555: gg
Unknown [145.9] gibbers, ";Still blind"
Katzu Miri Plays the piano, makes it sound amazing.
Janet Williams looks about nervously.
OOC:  Mapleguy555: the highest quality is from trusted non-mass produced sources
Janet Williams says, "Uh, turn around? Good."
Katzu Miri says, "I can weld the doors if you would stop being so anxious."
OOC: Cheedows: Quality. What is this.
OOC:  Mapleguy555: Honk.
Janet Williams kneels awkwardly. "There's still windows."
Katzu Miri says, "Easy fix."
OOC: Cheedows: I hate coffee, messes with my mind.
OOC:  Mapleguy555: Tea does basically the same.
Katzu Miri Plays the piano with no hands LOOK MA! Is that even possible?
OOC: Fata1ity: If its handled by a clown
Unknown [145.9] gibbers, "FIX ME?!!!"
OOC: Fata1ity: Nothings gonna be the same.
OOC: Cheedows: Tea doesn't mess with your mind.
Janet Williams slowly unties the left knot...
OOC: Jacob_Lee: Cheedows, I could only hear that line in the voice of that American spy from Far Cry 3.
OOC: Rabidgam3r: I don't trust myself with anything that has more caffeine than a strong cup of tea.
Janet Williams sighs softly. "Really didn't think I'd have to do this again."
OOC:  Mapleguy555: So you won't buy the mana pots from ThinkGeek?
OOC: Cheedows: Damn, I know that guy. On the tip of my tongue...
Katzu Miri says, "I pay good money for this service."
OOC: Vakothu: Back, I BSoD'd.
OOC:  Mapleguy555: WB
Katzu Miri says, "We could make a buisness."
OOC: Rabidgam3r: I'd probably buy them just to try. :P
OOC: Cheedows: Haven't played FarCry3 in awhile.
OOC: Rabidgam3r: I need to get around to playing that.
OOC: Cheedows: Get a bow. Go stealth.
OOC:  Mapleguy555: They have twice the caffeine of a Red Bull, Rabid.
Central Command Update



Anomaly Alert


Atmospheric anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Construction Area.


OOC: MisterTeeth: Play more Company of Heroes.
OOC: Rabidgam3r: That doesn't seem healthy.
OOC: Jacob_Lee: 'Out there, your synapses go dark, little by little. You forget who you are, where you're from...'
Janet Williams re-does the knot, tighter. Not painfully, but certainly more snug than last time. "Don't think I wanna go into this line of work. Not half as polite or submissive or uguu goshoegin-samah as I'd need to be."
OOC: Jacob_Lee: I never got that guy's name, but he had some good quotes.
OOC: Cheedows: He was hilarious.
Janet Williams starts tugging the other knot apart. "So, what, this your fetish or something?"
Katzu Miri puts the breath mask into the backpack.
Katzu Miri puts the iron coin into the box.
Katzu Miri puts the silver coin into the box.
OOC: Cheedows: He puts american flags around his little hole and calls it civilized.
OOC:  Mapleguy555: Whoever is playing Janet.
OOC: Jacob_Lee: I'll be going now. Night.
OOC:  Mapleguy555: I applaud you.
Katzu Miri says, "Let me show you a taste of what you can make.."
OOC: Jacob_Lee: Heh, yeah.
OOC:  Mapleguy555: Byyyye.
OOC: Cheedows: Night.
OOC: Psyentific: What am I even doing with my life.
OOC: Vakothu: Night, Jacob.
Katzu Miri tries to put the box on Janet Williams.
OOC: Jacob_Lee: Vaas is still the best, though.
OOC:  Mapleguy555: Psy, you're playing 2d spessmahns.
OOC: Cheedows: I gotta get back to it.
OOC:  Mapleguy555: That is all you need to know.
OOC: Fata1ity: :3
OOC: Fata1ity: 2.5 d
Janet Williams nods approvingly, finishing up the knot by now. Tighter, snugger. You're probably going to have a tough time taking these off when you get home.
OOC: Rabidgam3r: I have no idea what you're doing but quite honestly it's starting to creep me out. :P
OOC: Bknight06: Janet Williams re-does the knot, tighter. Not painfully, but certainly more snug than last time. "Don't think I wanna go into this line of work. Not half as polite or submissive or uguu goshoegin-samah as I'd need to be."
Katzu Miri Wonders in his head how he is ever going to get the knots out.
OOC: Psyentific: I'm playing 2d spacemen, as Spess Balalaika, Tough bitch gives no fucks, dressed as a meido, custom emoting doing a guy's shoes.
OOC: Psyentific: What the fuck am I doing with my life.
OOC:  Mapleguy555: YOU'RE SPENDING IT ON EXCELLENT RP
OOC: Rabidgam3r: I'm not sure if one of you is getting off to this but I'm pretty sure this is creepy.
OOC:  Mapleguy555: 5/5 WOULD HIRE
OOC:  Mapleguy555: And both of you are smoking.
Janet Williams pushes on her knees, getting up. Was that...?
Khan Le'Graish [145.9] says, "Someone turn the engine on."
OOC: Fata1ity: 5/5 Just paid 3 spess cash.
OOC: Dsgkl: Donate to ss13! Where you can donate your money for no good reason!
Khan Le'Graish [145.9] says, "Or the solars"
OOC: Bknight06: This is hilarious.  I've been watching the whole time and copy-pasting it into steam.
Janet Williams says, "And more than agreed upon compensation."
OOC: Cheedows: Tying shoelaxes with ambient music is kinky as hell Rabid.
OOC: Psyentific: My reputation is ruined.
Katzu Miri Nods.
OOC:  Mapleguy555: Shoelaxes.
Katzu Miri Call me some time.
OOC: Cheedows: Laces even.
OOC: Rabidgam3r: I've got smooth ambient jazz going right now, man.
Janet Williams blinks.
Katzu Miri Returns to playing the piano.
OOC: Rabidgam3r: STILL BEING CREEPED THE FUCKED OUT
Janet Williams says, "Uh. Y-yeah."
You put the box into the leather satchel.
OOC: Cheedows: Mhmm, we know you get your rocks off observing that.
Janet Williams says, "Fuck ME."
Janet Williams says, "That was weird as shit."
OOC: Cheedows: We know~.
OOC:  Mapleguy555: Janet Williams says, "Fuck ME."
OOC:  Mapleguy555: Okay.
OOC:  Mapleguy555: HONK.
OOC: Psyentific: plsno
OOC: Psyentific: I feel dirty enough as-is.
Khan Le'Graish [145.9] says, "test"
Central Command Update


'...'
'Yeah?'
'What the fuck...'
'Huh?'
'WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SEE?'
'The hell you on about?'
'Look at the tapes.'
'...'
'...'
'SEE?!'
'Damn, that's- What the hell are they doing? Is that- Is that allowed?'
'It ain't now!'


Janet Williams says, "Fuck, where's my armor."
Janet Williams says, "..."
OOC:  Mapleguy555: You will never be clean c:
Janet Williams says, "Fuck"
Janet Williams says, "Central."
OOC: Cheedows: Only 2d spessmens makes you feel dirty and used tying shoelaces.
Janet Williams says, "Fuck me, there goes my reputation."
The cigarette machine beeps, "Space cigs taste good like a cigarette should."
Janet Williams says, "Whelp. Let's find me a gun."
Janet Williams says, "I wonder."
Janet Williams has been bashed in the right leg with the taser gun by Janet Williams!
Janet Williams says, "Nope."
You put the taser gun into the leather satchel.
Janet Williams says, "No power for 'mitters."
Janet Williams says, "Gloves, sure."
Katzu Miri [145.9] says, "I WILL PAY TEN ZOUNDAND ZOLLARS TO WHOEVER TIES MY SHOE"
OOC: Fata1ity: WITH NO HANDS.
Katzu Miri [145.9] says, "WITH NO HANDS."
Janet Williams says, "Ten. Thousa---"
Janet Williams says, "No."
Janet Williams says, "No."
Janet Williams says, "Not again. Not ever again."
Janet Williams says, "But ten tho---"
Janet Williams says, "But no."
Janet Williams says, "..."
Janet Williams says, "Fuck me, why am I even considering this."
Janet Williams says, "It's not like I like his weird fetish shit."
Janet Williams says, "But, the money."
Janet Williams says, "But, the weird fetish shit."
Janet Williams exclaims, "But the MONEY!"
Central Command Update


'Don't do it, guys.'
'We're pretty sure he's some sort of rapist.'
'It rubs the shoe polish on my shoe or else it gets-'
'Dude, no.'
'Sorry.'
'Seriously, that's not even...'
'Sorrryyyy.'


Janet Williams exclaims, "But the weird fetish shit!"
Janet Williams says, "Fuck, Central's right, fuck THAT."
Janet Williams has thrown the screwdriver.
Katzu Miri [145.9] says, "TWENTY ZOUNDAND."
Simon Azura [145.9] asks, "What kind of update is that?"
Katzu Miri [145.9] says, "NO"
Janet Williams says, "Gonna need some serious fuckin' damcon."
Katzu Miri [145.9] says, "1 MELONION DOLLARZ."
Janet Williams says, "Shoot twice the cunts for half the shit."
Poly [Engineering] says, "Poly wanna cracker!"
Janet Williams says, "And why the fuck am I still wearing this."
Janet Williams has thrown the meido costume.
Janet Williams says, "God dammit, I'm a Dom not a Sub."
Janet Williams says, "Multitool."
Janet Williams says, "FUck that, I'm not a casual."
The airlock's motors resist your efforts to force it.
You put the crowbar into the electrical toolbox.
Janet Williams says, "Heh. Top."
Katzu Miri [145.9] says, "TWENTY MELION DOLLARZ."
You put the wirecutters into the electrical toolbox.
Janet Williams has thrown the white shoes.
Katzu Miri [145.9] says, "hmm..."
Janet Williams says, "I die, I do it boots on, armor tough, cig smoking."
Katzu Miri [145.9] says, "ONE TRILLLION SPACE BUCKS."
Central Command Update



Electrical Storm Alert


An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.


Janet Williams says, "Proper Fuckin' Soldier."
You put the wirecutters into the electrical toolbox.
You put the screwdriver into the electrical toolbox.
You put the crowbar into the electrical toolbox.
Janet Williams says, "..."
Janet Williams says, "Right."
Janet Williams says, "Beanbag."
Janet Williams has been bashed in the head with the laser gun by Janet Williams!
You fire the laser gun!
Katzu Miri [145.9] says, "INFINITY DOLLARS."
OOC: Bknight06: Might need admin power lasers soon.  That said, anyone want a pAI?
Janet Williams says, "Right, they don't have that here."
Katzu Miri [145.9] says, "I AM AT THE BAR."
Janet Williams is jamming her thumbs into her eye sockets! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You have given up life and succumbed to death.
DEAD: ADMIN(Rabidgam3r) says, "Jump to monkey 1000."
DEAD: Janet Williams says, ">no unique suicide texts"
OOC: Vakothu: The monkey (1000) jumps!
DEAD: ADMIN(Rabidgam3r) says, "Everyone here?"
DEAD: Janet Williams says, "Here."
DEAD: Shika Maru says, "We were all laughing at you."
OOC: Fata1ity: ITS OVAR 1000!
DEAD: Alex Stone says, "Here."
The monkey (591) lets out a faint chimper as it collapses and stops moving...
The monkey (1000) lets out a faint chimper as it collapses and stops moving...
The monkey (790) lets out a faint chimper as it collapses and stops moving...
The monkey (77) gasps!
The monkey (77) lets out a faint chimper as it collapses and stops moving...
The monkey (698) lets out a faint chimper as it collapses and stops moving...
DEAD: Janet Williams says, "I'm going to have to do ALL the damage control on my reputation."
DEAD: ADMIN(Rabidgam3r) says, "WHERE'S YOUR GODDAMN MONKEY 1000 NOW"
DEAD: Alex Stone says, "I wish I could point as a ghost."
DEAD: Axel Axel says, "This is why we don't leave Rabid alone with powers."
DEAD: Alex Stone asks, "Explosions everywhere?"
OOC: Objective: I swear, a round without an engi is a round ruined
DEAD: Alex Stone says, "I would like to see both monkey 1 and monkey 1000 in the same round."
OOC: Psyentific: ^
Central Command Update


'Your monkeys seem to have imploded.'
'Heehee..'
'God, did I just say that?'
'Yeah!'
'Oh my god, where is my life going?'