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  1. 2012-11-23 20:57:21] <Falconis> Flake session, Logging start
  2. [2012-11-23 20:57:25] <Falconis> WHEN WE LAST SAW OUR HERO
  3. [2012-11-23 20:57:37] <Falconis> He did some stuff
  4. [2012-11-23 20:57:49] <Falconis> Now he awakes to the overpowering smell of turnips
  5. [2012-11-23 20:57:54] <Falconis> His nostrils are clear
  6. [2012-11-23 20:59:42] <Falconis> You left the barn and found Hal and Nina by the door of their house
  7. [2012-11-23 20:59:50] <Falconis> Hal is dressed up for travel and has a scythe
  8. [2012-11-23 21:00:20] <Falconis> Sporting a travel pack and a nice hat
  9. [2012-11-23 21:00:23] <Falconis> >_
  10. [2012-11-23 21:00:53] <Purity_Flake> Hrist rubs his eyes, trying to clear the dizziness away.
  11. [2012-11-23 21:01:01] <Purity_Flake> Mmmh, Mornin'.
  12. [2012-11-23 21:01:52] [INFO] Now logging to <file:///C:/Users/McCarthy/Documents/Quest/antimatter%20logs/irc.rizon.net/channels/%23anti-matter.2012-11-23.log>.
  13. [2012-11-23 21:02:11] <Falconis> did you say that or was that just RP?
  14. [2012-11-23 21:02:18] <Purity_Flake> RP course
  15. [2012-11-23 21:02:34] <Falconis> k
  16. [2012-11-23 21:04:35] <Falconis> >_>
  17. [2012-11-23 21:04:37] <Falconis> <_<
  18. [2012-11-23 21:04:40] <Falconis> ?
  19. [2012-11-23 21:05:18] <Purity_Flake> "Going to check Minerva for yourself, Hal? "
  20. [2012-11-23 21:08:55] <Falconis> He turns to face you. In the daylight you can see that he is a man about 40 or so, well muscled and tanned from hard work in the sun
  21. [2012-11-23 21:10:40] <Falconis> [Hal]"Hrm, not just yet. I thought I would go to Forbis first to do some business and check some prices, since you would be heading that way anyway. Safety in numbers and all that."
  22. [2012-11-23 21:10:53] <Falconis> [Hal]"That is, if you don't mind us travelling together"
  23. [2012-11-23 21:12:06] <Purity_Flake> "Sure, no need to worry. I'm part of the military, after all." pats chest
  24. [2012-11-23 21:12:42] <Purity_Flake> "Though with a horse it'd take just a day."
  25. [2012-11-23 21:13:00] <Falconis> He smiles and nods [Hal]"Good to know."
  26. [2012-11-23 21:14:40] <Falconis> [Hal]"Oh, you don't have to worry about that. I noticed you didn't come on one yourself or take one into the barn, so I'll loan you the use of Chell here for the journey"
  27. [2012-11-23 21:15:05] <Falconis> He whistles and clicks his tongue and two big, brawny workhorses come around the side
  28. [2012-11-23 21:15:22] <Purity_Flake> "But, ya know, I still don't have any provisions... (wince) I'll see if I can make some quick cash there and pay it back."
  29. [2012-11-23 21:16:20] <Purity_Flake> Hrist approaches the horses, and pats one on the mane.
  30. [2012-11-23 21:16:53] <Falconis> The horse snorts
  31. [2012-11-23 21:18:03] <Falconis> Hal scratches his chin and nods soberly [Hal]"Well, if I were to hire a strong, strapping young guard with military experience, I suppose I would have to call it even for the use of a horse and meals for the day. But wherever could I find such a man..."
  32. [2012-11-23 21:18:39] <Grail> (Certainly not in Minerva, all of those guards died protecting their home)
  33. [2012-11-23 21:18:47] <Falconis> (of course not)
  34. [2012-11-23 21:19:00] <Purity_Flake> (Fuck, that burned)
  35. [2012-11-23 21:19:57] <Purity_Flake> Hrist puts on a proud grin. "Its a deal then." Puts out hand for a shake
  36. [2012-11-23 21:20:21] <Falconis> Hal smacks you on the back with a conspiratorial chuckle and then shakes your hand with a iron grip.
  37. [2012-11-23 21:21:08] <Falconis> [Hal]"*chuckle*, You said you were leaving early, so I prepared. Are you ready to go?"
  38. [2012-11-23 21:21:48] <Purity_Flake> "I'd say after breakfast, but the faster we get there the better for both of us."
  39. [2012-11-23 21:21:58] <Purity_Flake> "Hang on, lemme go get my stuff."
  40. [2012-11-23 21:22:01] <Falconis> He nods
  41. [2012-11-23 21:22:11] <Purity_Flake> RETRIEVE ITEMS
  42. [2012-11-23 21:22:27] <Falconis> items get!
  43. [2012-11-23 21:23:02] <Purity_Flake> Any water pump or wells Hrist can see?
  44. [2012-11-23 21:23:13] <Falconis> There is one by the house, yes
  45. [2012-11-23 21:23:37] <Purity_Flake> Get some water, wash face, arms and a drink
  46. [2012-11-23 21:24:31] <Falconis> Pumpity pumpity pumpity
  47. [2012-11-23 21:24:59] <Falconis> You pump up some water in the waiting iron bucket and get set to perform the morning abdulations
  48. [2012-11-23 21:25:18] <Falconis> when you notice something looking at you in the bucket
  49. [2012-11-23 21:25:25] <Purity_Flake> dont forget to piss
  50. [2012-11-23 21:25:27] <Falconis> you feel a tingle on your back
  51. [2012-11-23 21:25:28] <Purity_Flake> wat.
  52. [2012-11-23 21:25:28] <Falconis> >_
  53. [2012-11-23 21:25:44] <Purity_Flake> Loom over the bucket. Peer inside.
  54. [2012-11-23 21:26:08] <PriceisMagic> (Firs elemental encounter?)
  55. [2012-11-23 21:26:15] <PriceisMagic> (First)
  56. [2012-11-23 21:26:31] <Purity_Flake> (shh shh, dont ruin the suspense!)
  57. [2012-11-23 21:26:34] <Falconis> A bubble raises to the top with a *bloop*
  58. [2012-11-23 21:26:36] <Falconis> >_
  59. [2012-11-23 21:26:40] <Grail> (No, it's the loch ness monster!)
  60. [2012-11-23 21:26:46] <Grail> (He wants about tree fiddy)
  61. [2012-11-23 21:26:49] <Purity_Flake> GRAB THAT SHIT
  62. [2012-11-23 21:26:56] <Purity_Flake> grab that thing in the bukkit
  63. [2012-11-23 21:27:22] <Falconis> as in, reach inside the bucket and grab it?
  64. [2012-11-23 21:27:44] <Purity_Flake> yus
  65. [2012-11-23 21:28:33] <PriceisMagic> (/facepalm
  66. [2012-11-23 21:28:38] <PriceisMagic> )*
  67. [2012-11-23 21:28:45] <Purity_Flake> (what if it's a cute aquatic creature
  68. [2012-11-23 21:28:57] <Falconis> there was only one possible way this was going to go http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/7438/710651-slime_rockett_large.jpg
  69. [2012-11-23 21:28:58] <Purity_Flake> and dumping it out of the water will kill it
  70. [2012-11-23 21:29:04] <Falconis> You take out a slime
  71. [2012-11-23 21:30:02] <Purity_Flake> >Hrist's face when http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/18397/1416441-1262080876117_super.jpg
  72. [2012-11-23 21:30:02] <PriceisMagic> (Now devour it and gains its power!)
  73. [2012-11-23 21:30:07] <Falconis> A gelatin creature no bigger than your fist. It wobbles like a tub of lard and looks at you
  74. [2012-11-23 21:30:18] <Purity_Flake> Stare it back. http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/18397/1416441-1262080876117_super.jpg
  75. [2012-11-23 21:30:21] <PriceisMagic> (Better yet, snort it up)
  76. [2012-11-23 21:31:13] <Falconis> it starts falling through your finger
  77. [2012-11-23 21:31:14] <Falconis> s
  78. [2012-11-23 21:31:22] <Purity_Flake> CUP HANDS
  79. [2012-11-23 21:31:40] <Purity_Flake> "You...you're alive?"
  80. [2012-11-23 21:33:18] <Falconis> it moves around in your hands, touching everything
  81. [2012-11-23 21:33:29] <Falconis> it does not answer
  82. [2012-11-23 21:33:45] <PriceisMagic> (It begins to eat through your hands)
  83. [2012-11-23 21:34:13] <Falconis> (soon)
  84. [2012-11-23 21:34:16] <Purity_Flake> Examine closer. Examine it's physiology.
  85. [2012-11-23 21:34:27] <Falconis> imagine jello
  86. [2012-11-23 21:34:37] <Falconis> now imagine jello with googly eyes
  87. [2012-11-23 21:34:45] <Purity_Flake> HAHAHAHA
  88. [2012-11-23 21:34:45] <Falconis> that is what you are looking at
  89. [2012-11-23 21:35:06] <Purity_Flake> Hrist's face still isn't changing
  90. [2012-11-23 21:35:15] <Purity_Flake> He runs back to Hal and Nina!
  91. [2012-11-23 21:35:37] <Falconis> They still stand by the door, chatting
  92. [2012-11-23 21:35:48] <Falconis> Hal sips from a thermos
  93. [2012-11-23 21:35:52] <Purity_Flake> "HAAAAAAAL! NIIINNAAAAA!"
  94. [2012-11-23 21:36:20] <Falconis> They look at you in surprise
  95. [2012-11-23 21:36:32] <Falconis> [Hal]"What, what is it"
  96. [2012-11-23 21:36:46] <Falconis> he grips his scythe
  97. [2012-11-23 21:36:53] <Purity_Flake> "Taking a wash, found this....thing in the bucket." *thrusts hands out, still cupped*
  98. [2012-11-23 21:37:44] <Falconis> Hal looks at you in confusion
  99. [2012-11-23 21:38:02] <Falconis> [Hal]"What, never seen a gel before?"
  100. [2012-11-23 21:38:19] <Purity_Flake> "....no?
  101. [2012-11-23 21:40:20] <Falconis> Nina exhales and clutches her chest and Hal goes back to a relaxed stance [Hal]"What are they teaching you kids back in that city. They're harmless, keep the grass wet."
  102. [2012-11-23 21:40:53] <Falconis> [Hal]"Don't hold it too long or it'll try to eat it's way out"
  103. [2012-11-23 21:41:01] <Falconis> it burbles
  104. [2012-11-23 21:42:17] <Purity_Flake> "Wait, but...is it intelligent? Can it die?"
  105. [2012-11-23 21:43:15] <Falconis> [Hal]"I don't know about intelligent, but anything can die."
  106. [2012-11-23 21:43:29] <Falconis> To demonstrate, Hal smacks your hands
  107. [2012-11-23 21:43:53] <Falconis> The gel goes flying and splashes on the ground,
  108. [2012-11-23 21:44:30] <Purity_Flake> "Wha-
  109. [2012-11-23 21:44:32] <PriceisMagic> (NOOOOOOOOO)
  110. [2012-11-23 21:45:02] <Purity_Flake> Go and pick it up!
  111. [2012-11-23 21:45:49] <Falconis> there is nothing left to pick up
  112. [2012-11-23 21:45:56] <Falconis> it is a pool of water on the ground
  113. [2012-11-23 21:46:40] <PriceisMagic> (No soul?)
  114. [2012-11-23 21:46:58] <Purity_Flake> "Huh." Hrist is very intrigued by this
  115. [2012-11-23 21:47:24] <Purity_Flake> Go back to find another
  116. [2012-11-23 21:47:24] <Falconis> (no, of course not. This is like 0.001% of the amount of soul it would take him to go a level)
  117. [2012-11-23 21:47:44] <Purity_Flake> take water flask out
  118. [2012-11-23 21:47:49] <Falconis> (or for it to coalesce into something that could actually move into him)
  119. [2012-11-23 21:47:53] <Purity_Flake> and put a slime in
  120. [2012-11-23 21:47:57] <PriceisMagic> (NOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, KILL 1000 OF THEM)
  121. [2012-11-23 21:48:08] <PriceisMagic> (Damn)
  122. [2012-11-23 21:48:21] <Falconis> so you go back to the well and try to find a slime?
  123. [2012-11-23 21:48:33] <Purity_Flake> and to fill flask with water yeah
  124. [2012-11-23 21:50:29] <Falconis> ok, it takes you a few minutes, but you do manage to find a slime
  125. [2012-11-23 21:50:51] <Falconis> this one is slightly bigger than the other one, and is more interested in your water flask than you
  126. [2012-11-23 21:51:05] <Falconis> You put it in and fill it with water
  127. [2012-11-23 21:51:09] <Falconis> water flask full
  128. [2012-11-23 21:51:10] <Falconis> >_
  129. [2012-11-23 21:51:29] <Purity_Flake> screw tap on, lets go!
  130. [2012-11-23 21:51:45] <Purity_Flake> Hrist has wasted an hour on this, it's time we get some ADVENTURING started!
  131. [2012-11-23 21:52:07] <Falconis> so, ready to go then?
  132. [2012-11-23 21:52:13] <Purity_Flake> yar
  133. [2012-11-23 21:52:44] <Falconis> ok, you head back to Nina and Hal, nina gives you a thermos of Soup. Hal kisses his wife goodbye and then mounts up.
  134. [2012-11-23 21:52:56] <Falconis> You mount after him and YOU'RE OFF
  135. [2012-11-23 21:53:02] <Purity_Flake> "Alright, I'm ready to go. (To Nina) I'll make sure to stop by when I pass by here next time. Thank you, Nina." nod and strap on armor
  136. [2012-11-23 21:53:04] <PriceisMagic> (wow a thermos?)
  137. [2012-11-23 21:53:12] <Falconis> (yes, SCIENCE!)
  138. [2012-11-23 21:53:28] <Purity_Flake> OFF TO ADVENTURE
  139. [2012-11-23 21:53:29] <Falconis> (*cough* magic)
  140. [2012-11-23 21:53:44] <Purity_Flake> (Help me come up with a name for the Slime)
  141. [2012-11-23 21:54:05] <PriceisMagic> (Blob)
  142. [2012-11-23 21:54:21] <Purity_Flake> ...
  143. [2012-11-23 21:54:34] <Falconis> You both head down the minerva-forbis road, making much better time than you did on foot, even though these are workhorses and not runners.
  144. [2012-11-23 21:54:48] <Falconis> The horses tend to stay near each other, walking side by side
  145. [2012-11-23 21:55:09] <PriceisMagic> (inb4 nothings wrong)
  146. [2012-11-23 21:55:11] <Falconis> Hal tells you stories about the farm and wild beasts
  147. [2012-11-23 21:55:58] <Falconis> One story in particular he spends a good deal of time on, where he tells you about how he beat a fire elemental in bare fisted combat when it tried to burn his farm down
  148. [2012-11-23 21:56:18] <Purity_Flake> "An elemental? Whoah, I've never actually seen one before..."
  149. [2012-11-23 21:56:31] <Purity_Flake> Respect for Hal: +3
  150. [2012-11-23 21:56:42] <Falconis> Hal guffaws
  151. [2012-11-23 21:56:46] <PriceisMagic> (Only 3?)
  152. [2012-11-23 21:57:04] <Purity_Flake> 3 is alot
  153. [2012-11-23 21:57:16] <Purity_Flake> He already had some respect for Hal because farmer
  154. [2012-11-23 21:57:59] <Falconis> The sun is high in the sky and the land bakes when you feel a tingle on your spine, like a shard of ice running down it's length
  155. [2012-11-23 21:58:20] <PriceisMagic> (dun dun duuuuuuuuuuun)
  156. [2012-11-23 21:59:05] <Purity_Flake> "Huh, wait....don't you feel something weird just now?"
  157. [2012-11-23 21:59:10] <Falconis> The road has strayed near a forest, the trees about 100 meters to your left at it's farthest, to your right, a river rushes
  158. [2012-11-23 21:59:19] <Falconis> southbound
  159. [2012-11-23 21:59:36] <Falconis> [Hal]"Hmm? No, nothing unusual"
  160. [2012-11-23 21:59:51] <Falconis> [Hal]"Something wrong?"
  161. [2012-11-23 22:01:05] <Falconis> roll me a 1d20 perception flake >_>
  162. [2012-11-23 22:01:09] <Purity_Flake> "I got the goosebumps just now..."
  163. [2012-11-23 22:01:10] <Falconis> beat 10
  164. [2012-11-23 22:01:13] <Purity_Flake> !roll 1d20
  165. [2012-11-23 22:01:14] <Dice_Flake> 1,0 Purity_Flake rolled [ 1d20 ] { 1,0 17 1,0 = 1,0 17 1,0 }
  166. [2012-11-23 22:01:18] <Falconis> roll one more
  167. [2012-11-23 22:01:19] <Purity_Flake> FUCK YEAH DICE FLAKE
  168. [2012-11-23 22:01:25] <Purity_Flake> !roll 1d20
  169. [2012-11-23 22:01:25] <Dice_Flake> 1,0 Purity_Flake rolled [ 1d20 ] { 1,0 7 1,0 = 1,0 7 1,0 }
  170. [2012-11-23 22:01:28] <Falconis> welp
  171. [2012-11-23 22:01:51] <PriceisMagic> (Better not kill off you bastard)
  172. [2012-11-23 22:01:57] <PriceisMagic> Hal*
  173. [2012-11-23 22:02:09] <Purity_Flake> Hal beat fire elementals with his bare fists
  174. [2012-11-23 22:02:12] <Falconis> You notice some dark shapes on the horizon...though you don't think that's what caused the goosebumps
  175. [2012-11-23 22:02:16] <Purity_Flake> He can flay me alive anytime
  176. [2012-11-23 22:02:27] <Falconis> still, those don't feel good to your honed senses
  177. [2012-11-23 22:02:51] <Purity_Flake> "Something's not right here....definately not right."
  178. [2012-11-23 22:04:34] <Falconis> Hal looks around, resting his hand on his scythe which is folded up by the horse's side
  179. [2012-11-23 22:04:44] <Falconis> [Hal]"What, what's wrong?"
  180. [2012-11-23 22:05:10] <Purity_Flake> "Saw something move, but I'm not sure if it's because of something else..."
  181. [2012-11-23 22:05:23] <Purity_Flake> "Let's try to move before something happens"
  182. [2012-11-23 22:05:43] <Purity_Flake> "keep an eye for strange things" Hrist is visibly nervous
  183. [2012-11-23 22:07:10] <Falconis> He nods and you both keep moving
  184. [2012-11-23 22:07:43] <Falconis> as you draw closer, you notice the figures ahead of you move into the woods
  185. [2012-11-23 22:07:52] <Falconis> The river is loud
  186. [2012-11-23 22:08:36] <Falconis> You keep moving forward, Hal muttering something about the horses feeling nervous.
  187. [2012-11-23 22:08:57] <Falconis> He unstraps his scythe and keeps it in his left hand as you keep going
  188. [2012-11-23 22:08:58] <Falconis> >_
  189. [2012-11-23 22:09:29] <Purity_Flake> "Hey, you think we should investigate on foot first? Maybe it's just some wild animal..."
  190. [2012-11-23 22:09:37] <PriceisMagic> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ZvCI-gNK_y4
  191. [2012-11-23 22:10:17] <PriceisMagic> (I believe this is appropriate)
  192. [2012-11-23 22:10:46] <Purity_Flake> pff
  193. [2012-11-23 22:11:31] <Falconis> [Hal]"I'm not sure about that..."
  194. [2012-11-23 22:11:39] <Falconis> He narrows his eyes and looks around
  195. [2012-11-23 22:11:52] <Purity_Flake> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7-tiypvCNo ( listening to this atm, ITS TIME FOR BATTLE RUSH MODE)
  196. [2012-11-23 22:12:06] <Purity_Flake> (listening to this atm, time for BATTLE RUSH MODE)
  197. [2012-11-23 22:12:22] <Falconis> >_
  198. [2012-11-23 22:12:24] <Purity_Flake> "Or you can stay here...I wont wander far, call if anything happens. I'll check."
  199. [2012-11-23 22:12:26] <Purity_Flake> Dismout
  200. [2012-11-23 22:12:41] <Falconis> He nods and stops the horses
  201. [2012-11-23 22:12:49] <Falconis> well, his horse
  202. [2012-11-23 22:12:52] <Falconis> and holds yours
  203. [2012-11-23 22:13:03] <Purity_Flake> draw sword, and go in the woods
  204. [2012-11-23 22:13:16] <Falconis> k
  205. [2012-11-23 22:13:21] <Purity_Flake> (45 mins til I go, lets do this)
  206. [2012-11-23 22:13:24] <Falconis> INTO DA WOODS YOU GO
  207. [2012-11-23 22:13:46] <Falconis> You head into the woods, the cool shadows of the trees providing respite from the heat
  208. [2012-11-23 22:13:51] <Falconis> roll observation
  209. [2012-11-23 22:13:56] <Purity_Flake> !roll 1d20
  210. [2012-11-23 22:13:57] <Dice_Flake> 1,0 Purity_Flake rolled [ 1d20 ] { 1,0 7 1,0 = 1,0 7 1,0 }
  211. [2012-11-23 22:14:15] <Purity_Flake> Oh beloved dicebot, grant me something higher next time
  212. [2012-11-23 22:15:09] <Falconis> The woods are charming, woodland smells and sounds tickle your senses
  213. [2012-11-23 22:15:50] <Purity_Flake> Dont get lured in by the pretty sights
  214. [2012-11-23 22:15:53] <Purity_Flake> Fucking fae
  215. [2012-11-23 22:16:03] <Falconis> [???]"Well, well, well, what have we here" A husky voice to your right sounds
  216. [2012-11-23 22:16:20] <Falconis> [???2]"A little mouse run into our trap eh?"
  217. [2012-11-23 22:16:31] <Falconis> [???]"Where's your little friend mouse"
  218. [2012-11-23 22:16:47] <Falconis> A second voice, from behind you
  219. [2012-11-23 22:16:53] <Purity_Flake> 'SLASH
  220. [2012-11-23 22:16:54] <Purity_Flake> SLAAASH
  221. [2012-11-23 22:17:01] <Falconis> slash what
  222. [2012-11-23 22:17:08] <Purity_Flake> whatever';s behind me
  223. [2012-11-23 22:17:24] <Purity_Flake> "Who's there? Come on out you fucking cowards!"
  224. [2012-11-23 22:17:30] <Falconis> it doesn't sound like it's directly behind you, still slash?
  225. [2012-11-23 22:17:51] <Purity_Flake> nah, but turn around and get ready to guard...
  226. [2012-11-23 22:19:41] <Falconis> You turn around, and see a smiling man with fiery red hair holding two wicked looking knives
  227. [2012-11-23 22:20:00] <Purity_Flake> time for bluff
  228. [2012-11-23 22:20:14] <Purity_Flake> "Bandits. Huh, I expected something more."
  229. [2012-11-23 22:20:19] <Falconis> [Red]"Coward? Now I don't take kindly to being called names, but tell you what. Give me all your belongings and we'll call it even"
  230. [2012-11-23 22:20:36] <Purity_Flake> "Bandits. Huh, I expected something more."
  231. [2012-11-23 22:20:45] <Falconis> [Red]"Trust me love, im more than you can handle"
  232. [2012-11-23 22:20:54] <Falconis> [???]*chuckle*
  233. [2012-11-23 22:21:05] <Purity_Flake> "That's not for you to decide."
  234. [2012-11-23 22:21:09] <Purity_Flake> FIGHT
  235. [2012-11-23 22:21:50] <Falconis> the man spreads his arms wide and beckons you in
  236. [2012-11-23 22:21:55] <Falconis> what is your action
  237. [2012-11-23 22:23:07] <Purity_Flake> Attack, but sideways
  238. [2012-11-23 22:23:10] <Falconis> wat
  239. [2012-11-23 22:23:37] <Purity_Flake> '" HAL!"
  240. [2012-11-23 22:24:23] <Falconis> >_>
  241. [2012-11-23 22:24:36] <Purity_Flake> Bandits, mang
  242. [2012-11-23 22:24:39] <Falconis> so you are swinging your sword at the man sideways and shouting for hal?
  243. [2012-11-23 22:24:41] <Purity_Flake> I'm gonna get in a fight no matter what
  244. [2012-11-23 22:25:05] <Falconis> confirm action
  245. [2012-11-23 22:25:12] <Purity_Flake> not approaching though
  246. [2012-11-23 22:25:15] <PriceisMagic> (Cant wait for the elemental to gate crash this party)
  247. [2012-11-23 22:25:25] <Purity_Flake> Not getting too close to the man
  248. [2012-11-23 22:25:38] <Falconis> if you don't approach you can't hit him
  249. [2012-11-23 22:25:39] <Purity_Flake> but yar
  250. [2012-11-23 22:25:43] <Falconis> he is about 4 paces away
  251. [2012-11-23 22:25:49] <Purity_Flake> How close? Ah wait, falchion..
  252. [2012-11-23 22:25:57] <Purity_Flake> ah yeah, do it
  253. [2012-11-23 22:26:10] <Purity_Flake> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7-tiypvCNo ITS GO TIME
  254. [2012-11-23 22:26:12] <Purity_Flake> ITS GO TIME
  255. [2012-11-23 22:26:28] <Falconis> ok, roll your attack then
  256. [2012-11-23 22:26:38] <Purity_Flake> 20?
  257. [2012-11-23 22:26:44] <Falconis> You dash in and swing your sword at the grinning man
  258. [2012-11-23 22:26:46] <Falconis> no, 100
  259. [2012-11-23 22:26:51] <Falconis> + level bonuses
  260. [2012-11-23 22:26:59] <Falconis> which is 0 right now
  261. [2012-11-23 22:27:04] <Falconis> >_>
  262. [2012-11-23 22:27:04] <Purity_Flake> kk
  263. [2012-11-23 22:27:07] <Purity_Flake> !roll 1d100
  264. [2012-11-23 22:27:08] <Dice_Flake> 1,0 Purity_Flake rolled [ 1d100 ] { 1,0 34 1,0 = 1,0 34 1,0 }
  265. [2012-11-23 22:27:13] <Falconis> evade
  266. [2012-11-23 22:27:18] <PriceisMagic> (ouch)
  267. [2012-11-23 22:27:20] <Falconis> !roll 1d100+5
  268. [2012-11-23 22:27:22] <Dice_Flake> 1,0 Falconis rolled [ 1d100 + 5 ] { 1,0 84 1,0 + 5 = 1,0 89 1,0 }
  269. [2012-11-23 22:27:29] <Purity_Flake> fucking bot I'm getting you d/c'd
  270. [2012-11-23 22:27:29] <Falconis> he gets counter
  271. [2012-11-23 22:27:47] <PriceisMagic> (I raff at you)
  272. [2012-11-23 22:27:58] <Purity_Flake> (I rage at bot)
  273. [2012-11-23 22:27:58] <Falconis> You swing at him and he spins to the side, holding his knifes out at arms length
  274. [2012-11-23 22:28:06] <Falconis> He jabs at you as you pass
  275. [2012-11-23 22:28:06] =-= Purity_Flake is now known as Madness_Flake
  276. [2012-11-23 22:28:13] <Falconis> !roll 1d100
  277. [2012-11-23 22:28:14] <Dice_Flake> 1,0 Falconis rolled [ 1d100 ] { 1,0 48 1,0 = 1,0 48 1,0 }
  278. [2012-11-23 22:28:27] <Falconis> that hits
  279. [2012-11-23 22:29:07] <Falconis> The knife scraps across your face as you pass, leaving a red line under your eye and he continues around you
  280. [2012-11-23 22:29:08] <PriceisMagic> (Your own dice bot has betrayed you)
  281. [2012-11-23 22:29:13] <Falconis> his action
  282. [2012-11-23 22:29:26] <Falconis> He moves to kick you
  283. [2012-11-23 22:29:31] <Falconis> !roll 1d100
  284. [2012-11-23 22:29:33] <Dice_Flake> 1,0 Falconis rolled [ 1d100 ] { 1,0 17 1,0 = 1,0 17 1,0 }
  285. [2012-11-23 22:29:35] =-= Dice_Flake is now known as Traitor_Flake
  286. [2012-11-23 22:29:41] <Falconis> action?
  287. [2012-11-23 22:30:06] <Madness_Flake> guard with blade
  288. [2012-11-23 22:30:13] <Falconis> roll d100
  289. [2012-11-23 22:30:18] <Madness_Flake> !roll 1d100
  290. [2012-11-23 22:30:19] <Traitor_Flake> 1,0 Madness_Flake rolled [ 1d100 ] { 1,0 64 1,0 = 1,0 64 1,0 }
  291. [2012-11-23 22:30:37] <Falconis> You parry the foot with your blade and get a chance to counterattack
  292. [2012-11-23 22:30:52] <Madness_Flake> side slash the fucker
  293. [2012-11-23 22:30:56] <Falconis> roll
  294. [2012-11-23 22:31:02] <Madness_Flake> !roll 1d100
  295. [2012-11-23 22:31:02] <Traitor_Flake> 1,0 Madness_Flake rolled [ 1d100 ] { 1,0 90 1,0 = 1,0 90 1,0 }
  296. [2012-11-23 22:31:02] <PriceisMagic> (Dont trust it! its just luring you into a false sense of security)
  297. [2012-11-23 22:31:07] <Madness_Flake> AWW YEAAAH
  298. [2012-11-23 22:31:54] <Falconis> You step in, past the kick. The man hisses as he struggles with balance and his eyes go wide as your sword bites into his side
  299. [2012-11-23 22:32:09] <Falconis> He screams out in pain
  300. [2012-11-23 22:32:19] <Falconis> !roll 1d100+5
  301. [2012-11-23 22:32:20] <Traitor_Flake> 1,0 Falconis rolled [ 1d100 + 5 ] { 1,0 3 1,0 + 5 = 1,0 8 1,0 }
  302. [2012-11-23 22:32:27] <Madness_Flake> "Laugh again, I dare you!"
  303. [2012-11-23 22:32:52] <Falconis> An arrow *TWANG*s in a tree to your left
  304. [2012-11-23 22:32:54] <Falconis> >_
  305. [2012-11-23 22:33:04] <Madness_Flake> INITIATE FLURRY
  306. [2012-11-23 22:33:14] <Madness_Flake> Opening achieved, not let this slide
  307. [2012-11-23 22:33:22] <Madness_Flake> [x] AttackAttackAttack
  308. [2012-11-23 22:33:30] <Falconis> >_>
  309. [2012-11-23 22:33:45] <Falconis> are you attempting multiple attacks in a single round?
  310. [2012-11-23 22:33:46] <Madness_Flake> Not so hot shit, after all these guys
  311. [2012-11-23 22:34:09] <Madness_Flake> Just 2.
  312. [2012-11-23 22:34:23] <Madness_Flake> slash and a stab
  313. [2012-11-23 22:34:37] <Falconis> ok, roll two dice, they get a -10 to them
  314. [2012-11-23 22:34:47] <Falconis> each
  315. [2012-11-23 22:34:47] <Madness_Flake> (Time to train for specialization!)
  316. [2012-11-23 22:35:01] <Madness_Flake> !roll 2d100-10
  317. [2012-11-23 22:35:02] <Traitor_Flake> 1,0 Madness_Flake rolled [ 2d100 - 10 ] { 1,0 75 1,0 1,0 95 1,0 - 10 = 1,0 160 1,0 }
  318. [2012-11-23 22:35:06] <PriceisMagic> (So you're going for multiple attacks a round?)
  319. [2012-11-23 22:35:11] <PriceisMagic> (Horry sheet)
  320. [2012-11-23 22:35:12] <Falconis> the man attempts to counter
  321. [2012-11-23 22:35:22] <Falconis> !roll 1d100-20
  322. [2012-11-23 22:35:24] <Traitor_Flake> 1,0 Falconis rolled [ 1d100 - 20 ] { 1,0 100 1,0 - 20 = 1,0 80 1,0 }
  323. [2012-11-23 22:35:27] <Falconis> >mfw
  324. [2012-11-23 22:35:28] <Madness_Flake> WAT
  325. [2012-11-23 22:35:33] <Falconis> HAHAHHAHAHAHA
  326. [2012-11-23 22:35:34] <PriceisMagic> (So of a bitch)
  327. [2012-11-23 22:35:40] <PriceisMagic> (The hell mang'
  328. [2012-11-23 22:35:43] <Falconis> MY LAUGHTER
  329. [2012-11-23 22:35:47] * Madness_Flake shakes the Traitor
  330. [2012-11-23 22:35:48] <Falconis> HAS NO END
  331. [2012-11-23 22:36:02] <PriceisMagic> (Well at least one hit)
  332. [2012-11-23 22:36:18] =-= Traitor_Flake is now known as Insanity_Flake
  333. [2012-11-23 22:36:29] <Madness_Flake> ( THE BATTLE HAS BEGUN, BOT VS PLAYER)
  334. [2012-11-23 22:36:37] <Falconis> nope >_> he countered the first one, so unless you have some kind of tenacity, that stops your combo
  335. [2012-11-23 22:37:01] <Falconis> and if he failed, that means your entire combo would get the counter bonus
  336. [2012-11-23 22:37:14] <Madness_Flake> fuck oh well
  337. [2012-11-23 22:37:21] <Madness_Flake> so who's turn?
  338. [2012-11-23 22:37:32] <PriceisMagic> (You just got shot the /fuck/ down
  339. [2012-11-23 22:37:51] <Madness_Flake> (Oh shush you. One day I'll do it right. And when I do, boy will I be unstoppable.)
  340. [2012-11-23 22:38:08] <Madness_Flake> ( This is the skillset I've got in mind for Hrist, after all)
  341. [2012-11-23 22:38:28] <Falconis> You tear your sword out of his side and move in for a quick slash and a stab. It's over, you can feel it, these are the best slashes of your life. Your vision goes black as the man throws a wild fist in your face, that just lands...perfectly
  342. [2012-11-23 22:38:43] <Falconis> You stagger backwards as does he
  343. [2012-11-23 22:38:44] <PriceisMagic> (Also: I warned about the bot bro! I told you dog!)
  344. [2012-11-23 22:38:48] <Falconis> !roll 1d100
  345. [2012-11-23 22:38:49] <Insanity_Flake> 1,0 Falconis rolled [ 1d100 ] { 1,0 63 1,0 = 1,0 63 1,0 }
  346. [2012-11-23 22:38:54] <Madness_Flake> Äck!
  347. [2012-11-23 22:39:05] <Falconis> roll defense >_>
  348. [2012-11-23 22:39:11] <Madness_Flake> !roll 1d100
  349. [2012-11-23 22:39:12] <Insanity_Flake> 1,0 Madness_Flake rolled [ 1d100 ] { 1,0 35 1,0 = 1,0 35 1,0 }
  350. [2012-11-23 22:39:20] <Madness_Flake> ARROW TO THE KNEE
  351. [2012-11-23 22:39:26] <Falconis> An arrow pierces your left leg
  352. [2012-11-23 22:39:31] <Falconis> >_
  353. [2012-11-23 22:39:32] <Madness_Flake> called it
  354. [2012-11-23 22:39:42] <Madness_Flake> Adventuring career: Locked out
  355. [2012-11-23 22:39:52] <Madness_Flake> cry out in pain
  356. [2012-11-23 22:40:14] <Madness_Flake> "HAAAAAL! GET OVER HERE!"
  357. [2012-11-23 22:40:36] <PriceisMagic> (Es busy brah)
  358. [2012-11-23 22:40:54] <Madness_Flake> Guard
  359. [2012-11-23 22:41:23] <Madness_Flake> Hold sword up, move side near a tree so that fucking archer cant shoot me from the same side
  360. [2012-11-23 22:42:35] <Falconis> You move off to block the archers line of sight and lean up against a tree
  361. [2012-11-23 22:42:55] <Falconis> the red haired man stagges backwards, a line of curses streaming from his lips
  362. [2012-11-23 22:43:19] <Falconis> [Red]"JERRY, JERRY drop that stupid bow and come kill this guy"
  363. [2012-11-23 22:43:36] <Falconis> [Jerry?]"Give it a rest, I have this"
  364. [2012-11-23 22:43:37] <Madness_Flake> Oh. Oh no he didn't.
  365. [2012-11-23 22:43:42] <Falconis> >_
  366. [2012-11-23 22:43:43] <Madness_Flake> Hrist is PISSED NOW
  367. [2012-11-23 22:43:50] <Madness_Flake> He's getting looked down upon
  368. [2012-11-23 22:43:59] <Madness_Flake> He's not taking ANY of this shit, hell naw
  369. [2012-11-23 22:44:20] <Madness_Flake> "'What's the matter fuckface, can't take me on alone?"
  370. [2012-11-23 22:44:50] <Madness_Flake> "Had to call your buttboy for help eh? Come at me!"
  371. [2012-11-23 22:44:58] <Falconis> fuckface is not listening to you, as he is too busy pressing his hand against his side as the blood drains from his face
  372. [2012-11-23 22:45:16] <Madness_Flake> How serious is the arrow wound?
  373. [2012-11-23 22:45:25] <Falconis> you have an arrow through your leg
  374. [2012-11-23 22:45:37] <Falconis> it hasn't broken any bones, but it's hard to stand
  375. [2012-11-23 22:45:39] <Madness_Flake> muscle or through bone and all?
  376. [2012-11-23 22:45:42] <PriceisMagic> (Its fucking THROUGH your leg)
  377. [2012-11-23 22:45:44] <Falconis> muscle
  378. [2012-11-23 22:45:48] <PriceisMagic> (alllllll the way)
  379. [2012-11-23 22:45:54] <Falconis> hurts like a bitch
  380. [2012-11-23 22:46:09] <PriceisMagic> (Pro tip: dont pull that shit out)
  381. [2012-11-23 22:46:21] <Madness_Flake> Well, this sure is quite a change from standing udner the hot sun all day for shit pay at Minerva
  382. [2012-11-23 22:46:33] <Madness_Flake> And where the fuck is Hal
  383. [2012-11-23 22:46:37] <Falconis> dying
  384. [2012-11-23 22:46:40] <Falconis> *cough*
  385. [2012-11-23 22:46:46] <Falconis> >_>
  386. [2012-11-23 22:46:48] <Falconis> <_<
  387. [2012-11-23 22:46:53] <Falconis> so, action?
  388. [2012-11-23 22:47:12] <Madness_Flake> damn, now this is hard
  389. [2012-11-23 22:47:26] <Madness_Flake> Running from an Archer? No better way to say 'I want to die!'
  390. [2012-11-23 22:47:57] <PriceisMagic> (Hals busy dealing with the elemental)
  391. [2012-11-23 22:48:13] <Madness_Flake> my arse
  392. [2012-11-23 22:48:19] <Madness_Flake> he'd have called by now
  393. [2012-11-23 22:48:30] <Madness_Flake> "HAAAAAAAAL"
  394. [2012-11-23 22:48:47] <PriceisMagic> (Hal IS the elemental)
  395. [2012-11-23 22:48:57] <Madness_Flake> keep guarding...try to see if I can find the damn archer
  396. [2012-11-23 22:49:24] <Falconis> roll perception
  397. [2012-11-23 22:49:30] <Madness_Flake> 20?
  398. [2012-11-23 22:49:32] <Madness_Flake> or 100?
  399. [2012-11-23 22:49:40] <Falconis> perception is the only d20
  400. [2012-11-23 22:49:41] <PriceisMagic> (20 brah)
  401. [2012-11-23 22:49:44] <Falconis> and it's always 20
  402. [2012-11-23 22:49:45] <Madness_Flake> !roll 1d20
  403. [2012-11-23 22:49:46] <Insanity_Flake> 1,0 Madness_Flake rolled [ 1d20 ] { 1,0 7 1,0 = 1,0 7 1,0 }
  404. [2012-11-23 22:49:53] <Falconis> you fail to locate the archer
  405. [2012-11-23 22:49:57] <PriceisMagic> (Seven /again/ ?)
  406. [2012-11-23 22:49:59] <Madness_Flake> Welp, there goes my other knee
  407. [2012-11-23 22:50:09] <Falconis> though you hear ...water
  408. [2012-11-23 22:50:20] <Madness_Flake> Could it be? The Slime?
  409. [2012-11-23 22:50:46] <PriceisMagic> (Its a gel)
  410. [2012-11-23 22:50:53] <Falconis> no
  411. [2012-11-23 22:51:00] <Falconis> it's not that
  412. [2012-11-23 22:51:08] <Falconis> from what you can tell
  413. [2012-11-23 22:51:20] <Falconis> [???]"What the he'"
  414. [2012-11-23 22:51:31] <Madness_Flake> "What the fu-"
  415. [2012-11-23 22:51:48] <Falconis> Your thoughts are stopped as hal comes tearing into the woods, running the horses at full gallop
  416. [2012-11-23 22:52:21] <Madness_Flake> "Archer in the woods! Watch out!"
  417. [2012-11-23 22:52:34] <Falconis> He gallops through the fight and hops over the fallen redhead and keeps going
  418. [2012-11-23 22:52:45] <Falconis> The sound of rushing water is getting stronger
  419. [2012-11-23 22:52:55] <Falconis> a wet breeze kisses your cheeks
  420. [2012-11-23 22:53:03] <PriceisMagic> (GTFO)
  421. [2012-11-23 22:53:30] <Madness_Flake> (LIKEI CAN, WITH AN ARCHER HERE AND CRIPPLED MOBILITY
  422. [2012-11-23 22:53:41] <Madness_Flake> What about the other horse? My horse?
  423. [2012-11-23 22:53:57] <Falconis> The other horse is running through, following Hal
  424. [2012-11-23 22:54:16] <Madness_Flake> Alright, ARcher's distracted, sounds like it
  425. [2012-11-23 22:54:28] <Madness_Flake> run for it
  426. [2012-11-23 22:54:37] <Falconis> rollu~
  427. [2012-11-23 22:54:42] <Falconis> 1d100-20
  428. [2012-11-23 22:54:44] <Madness_Flake> (As well as I can >.>)
  429. [2012-11-23 22:54:44] <Falconis> beat 30
  430. [2012-11-23 22:54:50] <Madness_Flake> !roll 1d100-20
  431. [2012-11-23 22:54:50] <Insanity_Flake> 1,0 Madness_Flake rolled [ 1d100 - 20 ] { 1,0 32 1,0 - 20 = 1,0 12 1,0 }
  432. [2012-11-23 22:54:53] <Falconis> nope
  433. [2012-11-23 22:54:55] <Madness_Flake> ...........................
  434. [2012-11-23 22:55:03] <PriceisMagic> (Flash back to the stairs much?)
  435. [2012-11-23 22:55:04] <Madness_Flake> I have bad luck.
  436. [2012-11-23 22:55:14] <Madness_Flake> ^about to say that
  437. [2012-11-23 22:55:21] <Falconis> You chase after the horse, but your leg just...can't...make it
  438. [2012-11-23 22:55:22] <Falconis> >_>
  439. [2012-11-23 22:55:23] <Falconis> <_<
  440. [2012-11-23 22:55:31] <Madness_Flake> ...
  441. [2012-11-23 22:55:32] <Madness_Flake> WHISTLE
  442. [2012-11-23 22:55:44] <Madness_Flake> "CHEEELLL!"
  443. [2012-11-23 22:55:58] <Falconis> You whistle and the horse stops and whinnies, it runs back to you
  444. [2012-11-23 22:56:23] <Falconis> a drop of water hits you
  445. [2012-11-23 22:56:46] <Madness_Flake> "rain..."
  446. [2012-11-23 22:57:04] <PriceisMagic> (Yeah sure)
  447. [2012-11-23 22:57:15] <Falconis> I assume you are getting on the horse
  448. [2012-11-23 22:57:24] <Madness_Flake> yar
  449. [2012-11-23 22:57:47] <Falconis> You mount Chell and see a man with a bow run past you, stopping to try and lift Red
  450. [2012-11-23 22:58:01] <Madness_Flake> Where's Hal going?
  451. [2012-11-23 22:58:06] <Falconis> away
  452. [2012-11-23 22:58:25] <Falconis> compass direction is west-ish
  453. [2012-11-23 22:59:04] <Falconis> You are hardly on before Chell bolts after Hal, jumping over Red and the Archer
  454. [2012-11-23 22:59:22] <Madness_Flake> "Next time we meet, you better not think of doing this again!"
  455. [2012-11-23 23:00:10] <Falconis> The men are covered in water
  456. [2012-11-23 23:00:13] <Falconis> _
  457. [2012-11-23 23:00:14] <Falconis> >_
  458. [2012-11-23 23:00:20] <Madness_Flake> wut
  459. [2012-11-23 23:00:23] <Madness_Flake> But..how
  460. [2012-11-23 23:01:03] <Falconis> how?
  461. [2012-11-23 23:01:03] <Madness_Flake> as in, what exactly is Hrist seeing
  462. [2012-11-23 23:01:46] <Falconis> A wave of water, 6-7 feet high, washes over the men from the direction of the river with no sign that it will be stopping any time soon
  463. [2012-11-23 23:01:58] <Madness_Flake> HOLY SHIT
  464. [2012-11-23 23:02:02] <Madness_Flake> GTFO
  465. [2012-11-23 23:02:08] <Madness_Flake> URGE HORSE FASTER
  466. [2012-11-23 23:02:11] <Falconis> trees creak and drop branches as the water crashes into them
  467. [2012-11-23 23:02:26] <Falconis> Chell needs no urging as she is going as fast as she can
  468. [2012-11-23 23:02:35] <Madness_Flake> "HAL! HAL! THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!"
  469. [2012-11-23 23:02:42] <Falconis> http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/346/7/d/water_elemental_by_phlip627-d4iy03f.jpg
  470. [2012-11-23 23:02:44] <Falconis> he also sees this
  471. [2012-11-23 23:02:54] <Falconis> Hal is not currently in sight
  472. [2012-11-23 23:03:00] <Madness_Flake> Hrist is panting hard, exhausted
  473. [2012-11-23 23:03:09] <PriceisMagic> (Oh wow)
  474. [2012-11-23 23:03:20] <PriceisMagic> That thing is fucking HUGE)
  475. [2012-11-23 23:03:20] <Madness_Flake> "Ah...Ah....."
  476. [2012-11-23 23:03:53] <Madness_Flake> "An elemental, ah fuck"
  477. [2012-11-23 23:04:06] <Madness_Flake> Oh well, Hrist tries DESPERATION TACTICS
  478. [2012-11-23 23:04:46] <Madness_Flake> drive chell to open road
  479. [2012-11-23 23:04:55] <Falconis> the road is behind you
  480. [2012-11-23 23:05:03] <Falconis> through the water
  481. [2012-11-23 23:05:09] <Madness_Flake> ......
  482. [2012-11-23 23:05:12] <Falconis> and probably somewhere under it
  483. [2012-11-23 23:05:28] <Madness_Flake> "Don;t fail me, Chell, or we're both fucked, you hear me? "
  484. [2012-11-23 23:05:57] <Falconis> Chell keeps going as she was
  485. [2012-11-23 23:06:38] <Madness_Flake> Welp. It's all up to Chell now
  486. [2012-11-23 23:06:52] <Madness_Flake> Hrist can't do shit but hope he doesnt get swallowed up
  487. [2012-11-23 23:07:09] <Falconis> You keep on riding and eventually you see Hal up ahead through a break in the trees, also riding at top speed. You break out into a clearing and as soon as it appears the water stops, and recedes.
  488. [2012-11-23 23:07:39] <Madness_Flake> "Hal! It's gone! Wait!"
  489. [2012-11-23 23:08:08] <Falconis> Hal slows to a stop a few hundred meters away
  490. [2012-11-23 23:08:50] <PriceisMagic> (Or its just regrouping)
  491. [2012-11-23 23:09:13] <Falconis> (don't give me ideas)
  492. [2012-11-23 23:09:22] <Madness_Flake> I gtg soon
  493. [2012-11-23 23:09:24] <Madness_Flake> lets hurry
  494. [2012-11-23 23:10:51] <Falconis> >_>
  495. [2012-11-23 23:11:20] <Falconis> Hal turns and comes back your way, scythe in hand and very wet
  496. [2012-11-23 23:11:28] <Falconis> [Hal]"Are you ok?"
  497. [2012-11-23 23:11:59] <Madness_Flake> "Agh, got hit by an arrow in the leg...can't move it much"
  498. [2012-11-23 23:12:14] <Madness_Flake> Hrist sheathes sword
  499. [2012-11-23 23:12:43] <Falconis> [Hal]"Alright, lets see to that"
  500. [2012-11-23 23:12:59] <Falconis> Hal dismounts and motions for you to do the same while reaching into his saddlebags
  501. [2012-11-23 23:13:37] <Madness_Flake> "You...how the hell did that elemental appear? What happened?"
  502. [2012-11-23 23:14:02] <Madness_Flake> Hrist dismounts....by falling on his ass and good leg
  503. [2012-11-23 23:14:55] <Falconis> [Hal]"Hell if I know, never even knew they could get that big." He brings over some bandages and works on your leg "You went into the forest and I waited, heard you call out and then all of a sudden this thing came out of the river. "
  504. [2012-11-23 23:15:11] <Falconis> [Hal]"I figured you were warning me or something so I came running"
  505. [2012-11-23 23:16:25] <Madness_Flake> "I got assaulted by a pair of bandits...I held the redhead off but the other one shot me, so I needed help."
  506. [2012-11-23 23:16:30] <Falconis> [Hal]"I don't know what got it's gizzard, but it came roaring after me like the legions of hell"
  507. [2012-11-23 23:17:01] <Falconis> [Hal]"Well, I don't suppose there's anything left of them, if those are the guys I saw"
  508. [2012-11-23 23:17:23] <Madness_Flake> "Huh...damn. Those two got swallowed up by the wave. Hah..."
  509. [2012-11-23 23:17:27] <Madness_Flake> take waterflask out
  510. [2012-11-23 23:17:29] <Falconis> "They didn't look to be able to get away"
  511. [2012-11-23 23:17:37] <Madness_Flake> take slime out, hold in one hand, and drink dat water
  512. [2012-11-23 23:17:48] <Falconis> You take the slime out
  513. [2012-11-23 23:17:52] <Falconis> it is bigger than before
  514. [2012-11-23 23:17:55] <Falconis> much bigger
  515. [2012-11-23 23:18:04] <Falconis> in fact, when you take it out, the rest is empty
  516. [2012-11-23 23:18:10] <Falconis> Hal is finished with your leg
  517. [2012-11-23 23:18:14] <PriceisMagic> (It drank all your water yo trool)
  518. [2012-11-23 23:18:24] <PriceisMagic> (... you tool
  519. [2012-11-23 23:18:25] <PriceisMagic> )*
  520. [2012-11-23 23:18:26] <Falconis> The gel burbles
  521. [2012-11-23 23:18:38] <Madness_Flake> (Shhh, this slime will be the core component of my sentient water familiar)
  522. [2012-11-23 23:18:48] <Falconis> and starts to flow away back in the direction you came from
  523. [2012-11-23 23:19:02] <Madness_Flake> DONT LET IT GO
  524. [2012-11-23 23:19:08] <Madness_Flake> BACK IN THE FLASK
  525. [2012-11-23 23:19:30] <Falconis> it's a lot harder to take up now
  526. [2012-11-23 23:19:41] <Falconis> and even harder to get back in the flask
  527. [2012-11-23 23:19:50] <Madness_Flake> push in
  528. [2012-11-23 23:19:51] <Falconis> but you eventually manage it
  529. [2012-11-23 23:19:52] <Madness_Flake> stab it in
  530. [2012-11-23 23:19:57] <Falconis> >_>
  531. [2012-11-23 23:20:34] <Madness_Flake> "Hey Hal...let's rest for awhile."
  532. [2012-11-23 23:20:40] <PriceisMagic> (Damn thats some loud thunder)
  533. [2012-11-23 23:20:58] <PriceisMagic> (If I dissaoear later and dont get back, its because my power went out)
  534. [2012-11-23 23:21:05] <Falconis> (don't die)
  535. [2012-11-23 23:21:06] <Madness_Flake> "Tell me about these slimes, are they common? Or only in your farm?"
  536. [2012-11-23 23:21:17] <Madness_Flake> (gl PiM
  537. [2012-11-23 23:21:23] <Falconis> (the correct term is gel)
  538. [2012-11-23 23:21:31] <Madness_Flake> gel*
  539. [2012-11-23 23:21:39] <Falconis> Hal nods and sits "Good a place as any I suppose"
  540. [2012-11-23 23:21:43] <Falconis> he chuckles
  541. [2012-11-23 23:22:12] <PriceisMagic> (disappear)
  542. [2012-11-23 23:22:30] <Madness_Flake> "Do they become....an elemental like that when you give it enough water? This one is quite large already...." Hrist shakes the flask
  543. [2012-11-23 23:22:35] <Falconis> "Pretty common I guess. Anywhere there is water I can usually see one or two. I don't really see em in towns though, only the real wild places"
  544. [2012-11-23 23:22:46] <Falconis> He rubs his chin
  545. [2012-11-23 23:23:01] <Falconis> "Can't say that I know. Never really studied them or anything"
  546. [2012-11-23 23:23:15] <Falconis> Hal reaches into his bag and takes out the thermos
  547. [2012-11-23 23:23:25] <Falconis> he starts drinking dat soup, filled with love
  548. [2012-11-23 23:23:33] <Falconis> and turnips
  549. [2012-11-23 23:24:05] <PriceisMagic> (Looks like BUTTZ and Shot are duking it out in the main chat)
  550. [2012-11-23 23:24:19] <Madness_Flake> (I'm waiting for it to devolve into hatesex)
  551. [2012-11-23 23:24:38] <Madness_Flake> Hrist lies down, still holding the flask and shaking it around
  552. [2012-11-23 23:25:29] <Madness_Flake> "Man, that was one heck of a ride. I've met bandits before, but a real elemental? Damn."
  553. [2012-11-23 23:26:17] <Falconis> Hal shrugs
  554. [2012-11-23 23:26:23] <Falconis> Thunder rumbles
  555. [2012-11-23 23:26:50] <Madness_Flake> "I never believed in that Yevensin deity, but I wonder if she's trying to make me pay for abandoning my hometown..."
  556. [2012-11-23 23:27:49] <Falconis> Hal quirks an eyebrow [Hal]"Yeven isn't the type to give a damn I think"
  557. [2012-11-23 23:28:07] <Falconis> "All due respect of course"
  558. [2012-11-23 23:28:29] <Falconis> Hal takes out a turnip and bites into it
  559. [2012-11-23 23:28:40] <Madness_Flake> "Told you, I don't believe in that religion"
  560. [2012-11-23 23:28:43] <PriceisMagic> (MANLY)
  561. [2012-11-23 23:29:21] <Falconis> He shrugs
  562. [2012-11-23 23:29:23] <Falconis> and bites
  563. [2012-11-23 23:29:35] <Falconis> It begins to drizzle
  564. [2012-11-23 23:30:11] <Madness_Flake> look around
  565. [2012-11-23 23:30:14] <Madness_Flake> hows the surroundings?
  566. [2012-11-23 23:30:23] <Falconis> there are trees all around you
  567. [2012-11-23 23:30:32] <Madness_Flake> get under tree
  568. [2012-11-23 23:30:33] <Falconis> this is a pretty wide clearing though
  569. [2012-11-23 23:30:34] <Madness_Flake> drag self
  570. [2012-11-23 23:30:36] <Falconis> >_>
  571. [2012-11-23 23:30:40] <Madness_Flake> or hobble
  572. [2012-11-23 23:30:45] <Falconis> uhh, ok
  573. [2012-11-23 23:31:01] <Falconis> You hobble off towards the trees
  574. [2012-11-23 23:31:07] <Falconis> Hal keeps eating turnips
  575. [2012-11-23 23:31:37] <Falconis> The trees are wet from the wave and the ground further in is muddy
  576. [2012-11-23 23:31:48] <Falconis> you find a relatively dry spot
  577. [2012-11-23 23:32:16] <Madness_Flake> Hrist sits down, stops shaking the flask, and looks at the gel.
  578. [2012-11-23 23:33:50] <Falconis> The gel burbles
  579. [2012-11-23 23:34:14] <Falconis> it's slightly blue for some unknown reason and shifts around in the water flask
  580. [2012-11-23 23:34:35] <Madness_Flake> "Wonder if you actually know what's going on..." Absentmindedly pokes the gel
  581. [2012-11-23 23:35:55] <Falconis> it wobbles
  582. [2012-11-23 23:35:57] <Falconis> and burbles
  583. [2012-11-23 23:36:16] <Falconis> Hal leads the horses to a nearby tree and ties them up
  584. [2012-11-23 23:36:29] <Madness_Flake> "Just hurry up and turn into a slimegirl already, won'tcha?"
  585. [2012-11-23 23:36:39] <Madness_Flake> (Nah, jk)
  586. [2012-11-23 23:36:43] <Madness_Flake> Anyways, gotta go
  587. [2012-11-23 23:36:48] <Madness_Flake> lets wrap up here
  588. [2012-11-23 23:37:44] <Falconis> OKAY
  589. [2012-11-23 23:37:53] <Falconis> shit happens, you set up camp
  590. [2012-11-23 23:37:59] <Falconis> it's now raining heavily
  591. [2012-11-23 23:38:03] <Madness_Flake> FUCK YEAH CAMP
  592. [2012-11-23 23:38:08] <Falconis> WHAT WILL HAPPEN THE NEXT TIME WE SEE OUR HERO
  593. [2012-11-23 23:38:14] <Madness_Flake> TURNIPS
  594. [2012-11-23 23:38:16] <Falconis> FIND OUT...sometime in teh future
  595. [2012-11-23 23:38:17] <Madness_Flake> GELS
  596. [2012-11-23 23:38:29] <Falconis> be glad flake
  597. [2012-11-23 23:38:34] <Falconis> you are now level 1 swords
  598. [2012-11-23 23:38:38] <Madness_Flake> Rejoice
  599. [2012-11-23 23:38:38] <Falconis> huzzah
  600. [2012-11-23 23:38:44] <Madness_Flake> HUZZAH
  601. [2012-11-23 23:38:47] <Madness_Flake> Update that wiki for me
  602. [2012-11-23 23:38:47] <Falconis> Flake session, logging over
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