Gimme the Loot

Some Anon dropped his armour and his weapons in my hand,
Asked me to hold 'em whilst he faced a ban,
He'll be back with his hacks on a new IP,
But I've already sold his shit and spent the money,
Serves the fucker right, bigger than a giganiggabyte,
Fuck your rules, let's gank and twink some shitty newbs,
No need for that, just find some weak dumbass,
Pretend to be his friend then trick him for his pass,
But be subtle, you can't be too nice or too cruel,
Treat it like Habbo, play it cool then close the pool
Faggot, you ain't got to explain shit,
I been scamming motherfuckers since Runescape hit,
With the same mouse and the same keyboard,
Rich online but in life I'm still poor,
N double E T, game all day and be a slob,
With my mother screaming, "Get a job!"
Fuck no, I gotta grind and fetch and farm,
'cause if I don't do that, I'd probably self-harm,
Or go crazed, and before the days in,
Break my dick off from masturbating,
Procrastinating, as I fetch this stiff bitch wolf pelts,
4 strength, 4 stam leather belt,
I don't give a fuck if you're still new,
Keep up with my autist sperg speed or I'll kill you,
I'm dropping players like the vita, call up PETA,
'cause I'm abusing bitches like the Smegmaking tweeter,
And these patches are just making things worse,
So for my mats and cash I'll fuck players in the ass,
Hah, word to the devs, you best improve,
Don't fuck up by releasing before testing's through,
'cause if you fuck the game we'll just fuck it right back,
I don't want a shitty new hat, where the dungeon at?

C

Raid up, raid up, getting paid up, paid up,
Leave the boss like I leave yo mama's make-up,
Totally fucked up, bully the healer skank,
Don't give the ho no thanks, but best respect my tanks,
You're talking to the dungeon expert,
Speedrun the raid, cheeto stains on my shirt,
Don't be a jerk and get kicked for a shit connection,
Third world lag makes me lose my erection,
Goodness gracious the XP, where the cash at, where the mats at,
Nigger pass that, 'cause if you don't need then it means more for me,
Fuck your clan acquire currency,
And my niggah got a ring in 'ere last night,
Drop my pants and get close real tight,
Moon beam signal bounce, nigga, chill,
Or you'll find out how a gank squad feels,
Three blue phantoms, invaders come and we smash 'em,
Gangbanging, until we aggro mobs attacking,
Rolling backstabs, a giantdad lag smash,
I'm taking your souls fag, be more assmad,
Dickwraiths rule I take Humanity when I'm sent,
NPCs killed for their unique equipment,
And when I'm raping I'm scraping my spear's gonna roll in,
Run or your armour is broken, broken, BROKEN
So go get your clan fag, they can get killed too,
Tell 'em Anon did it what the fuck you gonna do?
Go cry like a bitch, more salt for my chips,
GG no RE, SUCK MY FUCKING DICK

C