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  1. local time = CurTime()
  2. local dtime = CurTime()
  3. local delaymin = 1
  4. local delaymax = 3
  5. local kittens = {}
  6. local pos = 0
  7. local deleted = false
  8. function CatTime()
  9.  
  10. if LocalPlayer():GetNWString("Cats") == "meow" then
  11. //LocalPlayer():ChatPrint("test")
  12. if time + delaymax/10 < CurTime() then
  13. time = CurTime()
  14. NewCat()
  15. deleted = false
  16. end
  17.  
  18.  
  19. if (dtime + delaymax/8) < CurTime() then
  20. pos = pos + 1
  21. dtime = CurTime()
  22. //PrintTable(kittens)
  23. kittens[pos]:Remove()
  24. dtime = CurTime()
  25. //print(pos)
  26. end
  27. end
  28. if LocalPlayer():GetNWString("Cats") == "hiss" then
  29. if deleted == false then
  30. for i =1,#kittens do
  31. kittens[i]:Remove()
  32. end
  33. deleted = true
  34. end
  35. end
  36. end
  37. hook.Add("Think", "meow", CatTime)
  38.  
  39.  
  40. local pics = {}
  41. pics[1] = "http://stuffpoint.com/cats/image/84134-cats-cute-kitten.jpg"
  42. pics[2] = "http://www.freakypic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Funny-cats-tumblr-gif-3.gif"
  43. pics[3] = "http://stuffpoint.com/cats/image/446509-cats-cute-kitty.jpg"
  44. pics[4] = "http://origin.funnymemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Just-a-cute-cat-300x300.png"
  45. pics[5] = "https://lh6.ggpht.com/WInQczVhMRToAeuMNIdw2aVJ4txictQNEARGUPEjh5RUa8UVBGTMsqPM9YS2irWinMU=w300"
  46. pics[6] = "http://www.freakypic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Funny-cats-in-water-8.jpg"
  47. pics[7] = "http://www.marcabeta.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/funny-cat-pictures-and-sayings-281x300.jpg"
  48. pics[8] = "http://www.omfgod.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/bread-cat-06-300x300.jpg"
  49. pics[9] = "http://www.dogandcatexperts.com/wp-content/gallery/images/names-of-cats.jpg"
  50. pics[10] = "http://cdn.makeuseof.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Nyan-Cat-300-x-300.png?79af87"
  51. pics[11] = "http://graphicsheat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/cute-cats-sleeping004.jpg"
  52. pics[12] = "http://xemanhdep.com/gallery/cute_cat1/cute_cat102.jpg"
  53. pics[13] = "http://blog.hostelbookers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/cat-happy-cat-e1329931204797.jpg"
  54. pics[14] = "http://blog.hostelbookers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/search.jpg"
  55. pics[15] = "http://blog.hostelbookers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Japanese-Cat-Food.jpg"
  56. pics[16] = "http://blog.hostelbookers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/12.jpg"
  57. pics[17] = "http://blog.hostelbookers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/37021.jpg"
  58. pics[18] = "http://blog.hostelbookers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/3017815.jpg"
  59. pics[19] = "http://blog.hostelbookers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/3550078281-e1329931892846.jpg"
  60. pics[20] = "http://www.netcodeguides.com/media/uploads/videos/large/e1b8886c55ccff947ccd538d5ddf9472.jpg"
  61.  
  62. function NewCat()
  63. local xpos = math.random(1, ScrW())
  64. local ypos = math.random(1,ScrH())
  65. local x = 1000
  66. local kitty = vgui.Create("HTML")
  67. table.insert(kittens, kitty)
  68. kitty:SetPos(xpos,ypos)
  69. kitty:SetSize(x,x)
  70.  
  71. kitty:OpenURL(pics[math.random(1,#pics)])
  72. kitty.Paint = function()
  73. end
  74. end
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