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Teatime asinine

Mar 26th, 2017
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  1. 17:28 <Tea>man
  2. 17:28 <Blitz>What's up dude.
  3. 17:28 <Tea>seriously, do you think I'm shy ? ;)
  4. 17:28 <Blitz>I don't know, I was just going off what you said on TS.
  5. 17:28 <Tea>I can mindfuck anyone in the street
  6. 17:29 <Blitz>That's really...bold.
  7. 17:29 <Blitz>Tell me more.
  8. 17:29 <Tea>I am bold
  9. 17:29 <Blitz>I dunno, you like a little metrosexual in your facebook picture.
  10. 17:29 <Tea>lol
  11. 17:29 <Tea>as if
  12. 17:29 <Tea>:D
  13. 17:30 <Blitz>I'm just saying, bud.
  14. 17:30 <Tea>if you say so ^^
  15. 17:31 <Tea>besides, I wouldn't judge basing myself on appearances
  16. 17:31 <Tea>rather on behavior
  17. 17:31 <Blitz>Well in that case, you're really ugly.
  18. 17:31 <Tea>I was shy though
  19. 17:31 <Tea>was
  20. 17:31 <Tea>do you want to know how I got rid of it ?
  21. 17:31 <Blitz>It happens dude.
  22. 17:31 <Blitz>Hmm?
  23. 17:31 <Tea>just so you know you were wrong
  24. 17:32 <Blitz>About what?
  25. 17:32 <Tea>it happens you know, personnally I love when someone shows me I'm wrong
  26. 17:32 <Tea>since it gives me the opportunity to become better
  27. 17:32 <Blitz>You can start by making a new clan.
  28. 17:32 <Blitz>Come on TS right now
  29. 17:32 <Tea>oh but I didn't wait for you
  30. 17:32 <Tea>lol
  31. 17:33 <Blitz>floorchan.ddns.net
  32. 17:33 <Blitz>And prove me wrong
  33. 17:33 <Tea>you would have to deserve it
  34. 17:33 <Blitz>Talk is cheap, action is real.
  35. 17:33 <Tea>I said to Ermac this : tell to Blitz to say to #staff that it was a joke
  36. 17:33 <Blitz>The big players are here.
  37. 17:33 <Tea>and apologize for wasting our time
  38. 17:33 <Blitz>I already know.
  39. 17:33 <Blitz>Everything
  40. 17:33 <Tea>and I might
  41. 17:33 <Tea>I mean I'm not stupid
  42. 17:34 <Tea>in a way we're all stupid, but not that stupid
  43. 17:34 <Blitz>I'm just waiting for a teamspeak connection.
  44. 17:34 <Blitz>Ermac is here.
  45. 17:36 <Tea>like I said
  46. 17:37 <Tea>make a move to show you're not stupid
  47. 17:37 <Tea>and I might !
  48. 17:37 <Tea>you acted stupid first
  49. 17:37 <Tea>and yeah, I'm not shy
  50. 17:37 <Tea>I might be clumsy sometimes ... that's all
  51. 17:37 <Blitz>I won't play your game,
  52. 17:37 <Blitz>TS or nothing
  53. 17:37 <Tea>lol
  54. 17:38 <Tea>you sound like a faggot who want to tease me
  55. 17:38 <Tea>I'm hetero, man, to clear things
  56. 17:38 <Tea>you botched the relation first
  57. 17:38 <Tea>you repair things, and I might
  58. 17:39 <Tea>I made sure I told Ermac that I didn't leave the other day to avoid you
  59. 17:39 <Tea>I knew you were seriously inquisitive
  60. 17:39 <Tea>and that this would last a fucking ton
  61. 17:39 <Tea>I had no time, since I wanted to grab food outside, and it was fucking late already
  62. 17:40 <Tea>interrupting an interesting convo with someone Ermac had chosen to be on his side would have been rude
  63. 17:40 <Tea>and I found it rude that you started a convo like this, without asking first if I wanted to talk to you
  64. 17:40 <Tea>because I had told Ermac to wait a bit
  65. 17:41 <Tea>I guess you teenagers just cannot wait
  66. 17:41 <Blitz>Started a convo? Hm. I didn't PM you.
  67. 17:41 <Tea>so I solved my shyness by working in the street and handing out adds, sometimes even disguised
  68. 17:42 <Tea>it's also a well known fact that I am not afraid of being ridiculed
  69. 17:42 <Blitz>Do you like fursuits.
  70. 17:42 <Blitz>Srs question
  71. 17:42 <Tea>and I will give you the proof right now
  72. 17:42 <Tea>I was wearing, on my very first time
  73. 17:42 <Tea>a gorilla costume
  74. 17:42 <Tea>full suit.
  75. 17:42 <Tea>XD
  76. 17:42 <Tea>you see you're such a cunt
  77. 17:42 <Blitz>Did you eat some bannannas?
  78. 17:42 <Tea>no
  79. 17:43 <Blitz>Did you scratch your ass?
  80. 17:43 <Blitz>I have to know for research
  81. 17:43 <Tea>we would have had a great time having this convo on TS
  82. 17:43 <Tea>but you had to behave like an alpha
  83. 17:43 <Tea>and I won't put up with that
  84. 17:43 <Tea>how can a leader shoot in the leg of another leader ?
  85. 17:43 <Tea>you're clearly not meant to lead.
  86. 17:43 <Blitz>I don't think you get it.
  87. 17:43 <Blitz>You're not a leader.
  88. 17:43 <Tea>I am
  89. 17:44 <Blitz>Forums don't say that
  90. 17:44 <Blitz>Hmm
  91. 17:44 <Tea>I'm even a founder :)
  92. 17:44 <Blitz>Anyways
  93. 17:44 <Tea>and that wasn't the only clan I founded on internet
  94. 17:44 <Tea>I founded several :)
  95. 17:44 <Blitz>:) Cool.
  96. 17:44 <Tea>all reputed
  97. 17:44 <Blitz>So are you getting on TS or are you going to keep embarassing yourself when I pastebin this to Mobius?
  98. 17:44 <Tea>I don't embarass myself
  99. 17:45 <Tea>I showed you my terms
  100. 17:45 <Tea>currently you aren't sss anymore
  101. 17:45 <Blitz>So you want me to furry roleplay with you so you can get on TS?
  102. 17:45 <Blitz>I don't think those days are in me.
  103. 17:45 <Tea>neither
  104. 17:45 <Tea>you will go to staff
  105. 17:45 <Blitz>I didn't go to staff, you did.
  106. 17:45 <Tea>and said that it was a joke
  107. 17:45 <Tea>and say, sorry
  108. 17:46 <Tea>because it is
  109. 17:46 <Blitz>You're not very funny.
  110. 17:46 <Tea>either it is, or you're a too serious troll
  111. 17:46 <Blitz>Frankly I'm bored.
  112. 17:46 <Tea>as long as I can make myself laugh like right now, suits me
  113. 17:46 <Tea>;)
  114. 17:46 <Blitz>You seem highly immature and prone to wasting your own time.
  115. 17:47 <Blitz>I'm having a stimulating conversation on TS3 at the moment, what about you?
  116. 17:48 <Tea>I went out of the shower and I'm naked
  117. 17:48 <Tea>I am finishing drying right before I go outside
  118. 17:48 <Tea>right now, sorry
  119. 17:48 <Blitz>Well you're a dapper fellow.
  120. 17:48 <Tea>dapper ?
  121. 17:48 <Tea>english isn't my native language
  122. 17:48 <Blitz>Admitting to another man you are naked.
  123. 17:48 <Blitz>Sounds gay as shit to me.
  124. 17:49 <Tea>no man, I'm just naked
  125. 17:49 <Tea>lol
  126. 17:49 <Tea>you asked what I was doing, I'm drying
  127. 17:49 <Blitz>Are you using both hands?
  128. 17:49 <Tea>look man
  129. 17:49 <Tea>I'm TeaTime
  130. 17:49 <Tea>you want me on your server
  131. 17:49 <Tea>deserve me
  132. 17:49 <Tea>you clearly started on the wrong foot
  133. 17:50 <Blitz>Are you trying to be Lady Gaga?
  134. 17:50 <Tea>acknowledge it and we're good
  135. 17:50 <Blitz>So what do you want me to say verbatim?
  136. 17:50 <Tea>verbatim I forgot the meaning
  137. 17:51 <Blitz>Tell me what you want me to say.
  138. 17:52 <Tea>I told you already
  139. 17:52 <Blitz>Tell me again, Kebab.
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