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Elliot ignores Voxait like an idiot

Jul 30th, 2016
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  1. [22:49] <ailurAlliance> ==START==
  2. [22:49] <ailurAlliance> ailurAlliance began pestering fashionableLunatic
  3. [22:49] <ailurAlliance> Hello! I'm a human!
  4. [22:49] <ailurAlliance> (dangit, forgot AA. Let me start over.)
  5. [22:50] <ailurAlliance> ==START==
  6. [22:50] <ailurAlliance> ailurAlliance began pestering fashionableLunatic
  7. [22:50] <ailurAlliance> AA: Hello! I'm a human!
  8. [22:50] <fashionableLunatic> FL: what
  9. [22:51] <ailurAlliance> AA: Hasn't VM filled you in?
  10. [22:51] <fashionableLunatic> FL: I'll let you know you are interrupting a very important tea party
  11. [22:51] <ailurAlliance> AA: Oh, sorry. You could have just ignored me until later though.
  12. [22:52] <fashionableLunatic> FL: why would i do that
  13. [22:52] <ailurAlliance> AA: Because you're having a very important tea party?
  14. [22:52] <fashionableLunatic> FL: what? who said that
  15. [22:52] <ailurAlliance> AA: Nevermind.
  16. [22:53] <ailurAlliance> AA: I don't even know why I thought this was a good idea.
  17. [22:53] <ailurAlliance> AA: I've read too many stories and seen too many anime.
  18. [22:53] <ailurAlliance> AA: Sorry for interrupting.
  19. [22:53] <fashionableLunatic> FL: what's anime
  20. [22:54] <ailurAlliance> AA: Oh,
  21. [22:54] <ailurAlliance> AA: It's like a movie or a TV show, but with animated graphics.
  22. [22:54] <ailurAlliance> AA: It's usually pretty wacky.
  23. [22:55] <fashionableLunatic> FL: oh is it stuff like when people go on adventures
  24. [22:55] <fashionableLunatic> FL: cause i love adventures
  25. [22:55] <fashionableLunatic> FL: and tea
  26. [22:55] <ailurAlliance> AA: Often, yes.
  27. [22:55] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i should probably organize another tea party
  28. [22:56] <ailurAlliance> AA: Although tea isn't often a big part of it.
  29. [22:56] <ailurAlliance> AA: How do you make Alternian tea?
  30. [22:56] <fashionableLunatic> FL: um
  31. [22:56] <fashionableLunatic> FL: you
  32. [22:56] <fashionableLunatic> FL: um
  33. [22:56] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i can't remember right now
  34. [22:56] <ailurAlliance> AA: Oh.
  35. [22:57] <fashionableLunatic> FL: how do you make tea wise guy
  36. [22:57] <ailurAlliance> AA: We use fresh or dried leaves from several types of plants and mix them with hot water.
  37. [22:57] <fashionableLunatic> FL: too straight forward!
  38. [22:58] <fashionableLunatic> FL: sounds disgusting
  39. [22:58] <fashionableLunatic> FL: YOU HAVE TERRIBLE TASTE
  40. [22:58] <ailurAlliance> AA: Well, what do you suggest I should do to improve the taste?
  41. [22:58] <ailurAlliance> AA: Sugar? Milk?
  42. [22:59] <fashionableLunatic> FL: well first bwfuaibhwka of all get rid of all that planty stuff
  43. [22:59] <fashionableLunatic> FL: nobody likes veggies
  44. [22:59] <ailurAlliance> AA: Okay...
  45. [22:59] <fashionableLunatic> FL: then get yourself some teeth
  46. [22:59] <ailurAlliance> AA: Teeth.
  47. [22:59] <fashionableLunatic> FL: possibly some fingernails
  48. [22:59] <ailurAlliance> AA: ...
  49. [22:59] <fashionableLunatic> FL: and just let them soak into the cold water for a while
  50. [23:00] <fashionableLunatic> FL: then pour it all out and heat the water
  51. [23:00] <fashionableLunatic> FL: then you go out
  52. [23:00] <fashionableLunatic> FL: invite some people to your tea party
  53. [23:00] <fashionableLunatic> FL: and when they try to run you kill them, they usually become a lot more co-operative once they are dead
  54. [23:01] <ailurAlliance> AA: I
  55. [23:01] <ailurAlliance> AA: Well, that's certainly different.
  56. [23:01] <ailurAlliance> AA: I'll have to try it sometime, hehehe.
  57. [23:01] <fashionableLunatic> FL: see i'm clearly the superior tea party planer
  58. [23:01] <ailurAlliance> AA: Eh, yes, yes you are.
  59. [23:01] <ailurAlliance> You're very good at that.
  60. [23:02] <fashionableLunatic> FL: my advises are flawless
  61. [23:02] <ailurAlliance> AA: I guess humans and trolls are very different after all.
  62. [23:02] <fashionableLunatic> FL: say you sound like one of those people who are confused about horns
  63. [23:02] <ailurAlliance> AA: VM capitalized more on the similarities.
  64. [23:03] <ailurAlliance> AA: No, I'm not really confused about it.
  65. [23:03] <ailurAlliance> AA: What do you mean?
  66. [23:03] <fashionableLunatic> FL: YES YOU ARE WDFYALDBWH DON'T FUCKING LIE TO ME!
  67. [23:03] <fashionableLunatic> FL: you see people around here have these good looking orange things on their head
  68. [23:03] <ailurAlliance> AA: Yes, I know that much.
  69. [23:04] <fashionableLunatic> FL: we get them as a gift from our lusi when we are young
  70. [23:04] <ailurAlliance> AA: Okay.
  71. [23:04] <ailurAlliance> AA: I guess I was confused.
  72. [23:04] <fashionableLunatic> FL: yes exactly
  73. [23:04] <fashionableLunatic> FL: you are lucky to have me your friend Jydbec
  74. [23:05] <fashionableLunatic> FL: how else would you get by
  75. [23:05] <fashionableLunatic> FL:...
  76. [23:05] <fashionableLunatic> FL: who are you
  77. [23:05] <ailurAlliance> AA: I'm Elliot, nice to meet you, Jydbec.
  78. [23:05] <fashionableLunatic> FL: yes must be nice to meet me
  79. [23:06] <ailurAlliance> AA: And yes, how would I get by... How DO, I get by?
  80. [23:06] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i wonder how me is
  81. [23:06] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i would be much obliged if you could introduce me one day
  82. [23:06] <ailurAlliance> AA: Of course, of course.
  83. [23:06] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i hear you are a friend of Jydbec
  84. [23:06] <fashionableLunatic> FL: ok great!
  85. [23:07] <ailurAlliance> AA: Wait, what?
  86. [23:07] <ailurAlliance> AA: Oh, no, nevermind, it's alright.
  87. [23:07] <ailurAlliance> AA: I was confused for a second. It's just as you say.
  88. [23:07] <ailurAlliance> AA: I, eh, need to run.
  89. [23:07] <fashionableLunatic> FL: what do I dwbuwaidwlayui say?
  90. [23:08] <ailurAlliance> AA: What?
  91. [23:08] <fashionableLunatic> FL: where?
  92. [23:08] <ailurAlliance> AA: I was just saying something came up and I no longer have time.
  93. [23:08] <fashionableLunatic> FL: OK FUCK OFF THEN BITCH
  94. [23:08] <fashionableLunatic> FL: GO ON
  95. [23:08] <fashionableLunatic> FL: GIT
  96. [23:09] <ailurAlliance> ailurAlliance has ceased pestering fashionableLunatic
  97. [23:09] <fashionableLunatic> FL: I'LL FUCKING STAB YOUR LUSUS AND FEED YOU IT!
  98. [23:09] <fashionableLunatic> FL: That went well
  99. [23:09] <fashionableLunatic> ==END==
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