Being a dad - SOFTWARE STYLE

#include "Child.h"
#include "CharlieBean.h"
#include "BabbyFud.h"
#include "BabbyPoops.h"

bool prepareBottle( Bottle b, EFluidType food, float volume_ml );
bool feed( Child kidlet, EFluidType food, float volume_ml );
FecalInformation changeDiaper( Child kidlet );
void cuddles( Child kidlet );

void panic();
int quickSleep();

// defined statically because she shall persist regardless of
static const float CharlieCutenessPercent = 100.0f;
Child charlieBean( "Charlotte", "Helen", "Anderson", CharlieCutenessPercent );

int main()
{
    int energy = 100;
    Bottle[] bottles[MAX_BOTTLES];
    uint currentBottle = 0;

    while (1)
    {
        // Feed Cycle
        if ( !feed( charlieBean, E_BREAST_MILK, 40 ) ) panic();

        FecalInformation poopDeets = changeDiaper( charlieBean );
    if ( poopDeets.size > E_SHITLOAD ) panic();

        if ( !feed( charlieBean, E_FORMULA_NEWBORN, 40 ) ) panic();

        cleanBottles();
        sterilizeBottles();

        // Cuddle and Stare. These functions monitor the system clock (poorly) and will return... eventually
        cuddles( charlieBean );
        stareAt( charlieBean );
    if ( energy <= 0 )
        {
            energy += quickSleep();
        }

        if ( !prepareBottle( bottle[currentBottle++], E_BREAST_MILK, 40 ) ) panic();
        if ( currentBottle >= MAX_BOTTLES) currentBottle = 0;
        if ( !prepareBottle( bottle[currentBottle++], E_FORMULA_NEWBORN, 40 ) ) panic();
        if ( currentBottle >= MAX_BOTTLES) currentBottle = 0;

        energy -= 20;
    }

   return 0;
}