Colors of the Rainbow part 1 [Retcon/Old]

1.
>Been here for several months
>Have plenty of friends, all of them care for you
>One more than she should, from whatever you can tell she’s just struck with love
>But she must never have been in a relationship, and she has trouble conveying her emotions
>At least to other ponies and yourself, she seems to have a special connection with animals
>You still are not sure how you feel about Fluttershy
>But you like Rainbow Dash, she's that bro thats always there for you
>You wonder if she likes you
>Not that you...hell why do you try to deny it, you have practically fallen head over heels for her, you have to try your very hardest to not lose your spaghetti when she is around
>Pretty sure Pinkie knows about your little secret, she tends to know about that stuff
>Knock at the door
>”HAY ANON!”
“Just a sec!”
>Always fun talking to Pinkie, she threw you a party the first day you were here, how she even managed you’ll never know
>”Theres a party tonight! And you're invited!!!!!”
“Awesome, I’ll be there”
“…Will Rainbow Dash be there?”
>*hehehehe*
>”Of course silly! Why? Do you like her?!”
“Uh…well…uh….”
>”I’m going to take that as a yes”
“Yeah yeah, please don't tell anyone, I uh..."
>"I understand nonny, your secrets safe with me, I Pinkie promise!"
>Pinkie goes through the awkward motion
>She leaves and you go upstairs to get dressed
>Your secret is safe
>Why are you even keeping this secret?
>Aside from dumping a bucket of Ragu on Dashie



2.

>Walking to P0nyville, you decided to stop and get breakfast and groceries before you-
"What the hell is my plan anyway? show up at Rainbow's house and herpa derp my ass into asking her out essentually?"
"It's not even a date, its asking her to go to a god damn Pinkie party"
>You look around quickly to make sure nop0ny heard your rant, road is clear in both directions
>Think over it again, its not a date or anything, terming it that was a bad idea, you will as casually as your awkward ass can manage ask her if she is going to the party tonight
>You'll think about it, you don't want to screw this up
>You get to p0nyville and head for the market
>Chat it up with AJ and obtain an apple fritter for breakfast
>Also purchase a dozen or so apples
"Keep the change'
>"If you say so Anon"
>Today feels pretty alright
>Definately better than the day that your pants ripped in the middle of Sugercube Corner
>See Fluttershy edging closer to you
>Move towards the opposite end of the market
>She catches up with you anyway, but atleast it bought you time, not that you needed it since you neglected to think ahead like some one who uses their brain
>"A-A-Anon, would you l-like to go t-to Pinkie Pie's party with m-me tuh-tonight?"
>She tries so hard to get you to like her
>Couple months ago she literally tried to force herself on you
>That was pretty much the reason you avoid her
"Uh...no, sorry, I was going to go with someone else"
>"B-but I thought you didn't like p-ponies?"
"Never said that, my apologies for the confusion"
>She dips her head and wanders off
>She actually used to be cool, back before she got the wrong definition of love
>Finish shopping and go home, you didn't put yourself to far into the pit with that excursion



3.
>after getting home from the market you decide to swing by Rainbow Dashes house to…well yeah you have your reasons
>During your lonely walk you actually wonder what your chances here are
>If you screw up atleast you can go home and cry, Pinkie would probably throw another party for the one you missed, and then another when she found out you were sad
>You suddenly realise you walked past her house in your stream of thought
>Backtrack trying to look non-chalant
>You shout up to her to see if she’s home
“Hey Rainbow Dash!”
“You home!?”
>”Just a minute!”
>She swoops down to you and lands by your side
>That looked awesome
>”Hey!”
“You going to the party tonight?”
>”You know it”
“I’m heading there now, do you…do you want to come with me?”
>”I would…like that”
>You think you might see her blush a little bit
>Don't soil it now jackass
>"So uh..whats up Anon? chase any cute mares down lately?"
"Ha, in your dreams. All I really have accomplished today is buying groceries, not exactly the feat of a champion"
>Things always went better once you started talking
>Way to slide off the garlic bread like a pro there Anon
>More small talk With Dashie, just like always
>She is just so easy to talk to, feels good just having a conversation with someone


4.
>Got to town an hour ahead of time
>You really though this through, think fast you have Rainbow Dash in tow
>See Fluttershy at the end of the street
>And suddenly your heady for the library, convieniently situated at the other end of the street
"Hey Dash, want to go bug Twilight for a while?"
>"Sure I guess, nothing else to do"
>Yellow torpedo succesfully evaded
>Once your in the library Dashie goes to see where Twilight is
>You talk to Spike in the meantime
>"I just wish Rarity would see how much I care for her"
"I understand how you feel man, believe me"
>He gets an expression on his face but it quickly passes
>More chitchat
>"So Anon, which mare caught your eye?"
"Huh? what?"
>"Takes one to know one, who is it? Fluttershy?"
"What? no, its...*look around* whisper: Its Rainbow Dash"
"Don't tell anyone please, c'mon Spike be a bro"
>"Yeah yeah, alright I got you"
>"But whats wrong with Fluttershy?"
"She uh...doesent seem to understand what liking some one or having a relationship entails, she also thinks that if you know some ones 'fetish' they will automatically love you"
>" 'Fetishes'?"
"Yeah, she literally will show up at random times, often in the morning, and try to guess my damn fetish, not to mention I'm pretty sure I don't have a fetish"
>He starts cackling
>Dashie and Twilight walk in
>TS:"Whats so funny Spike?"
>S:"You know how Fluttershy has it on for Anon, right!?"
>Dashie perks up at this
>TS:"Yeah, but uh...why do you ask?"
>S:"SHE THINKS SHE CAN GET ANON TO LOVE HER BY GUESSING WHAT HIS 'FETISH' IS"
"Yeah, I don't get it, and she wont take no for an answer"
>Dashie relaxes slightly
>RD:"What does she do?"
"She will show up, ask me if something is my fetish, often accompanied by a display of somesort, then gets mildly sad when I say its not and goes home"
>RD:"What the hell?"


5.
>RD:"Hey Anon lets go see if Pinkie wants any help with getting ready for the party"
"I doubt she needs it, but alright, she has like, nearly as much magic as Twilight, both princesses, and Tom Bombadil put together"
>They all look at you and ask "what?"
"Hillariously overpowered magician or something like that, don't ask"
>You and Dashie take your leave
>"Explain one of those fetish attempts to me"
"Lets see, the first time she tried, I went to get my newspaper, and when I oppened the door she was sitting there fucking herself"
"She asked me, 'Are dildos your fetish?' "
"I went back inside and couldent finish my breakfast"
>"What, don't like the look of a pretty mare Anon?"
>She prods you with her wing
>"Like stallions a bit more do ya?!"
>Both of you laugh
"No, stop Dashie, I just was not expecting it, plus I did not want to see that from Fluttershy"
>Awkward walk in silence
>You can feel your spaghetti burning
>Think you can also smell her spaghetti burning
>That or yours burned more than you thought
>Get to Sugercube Corner
>Walk in
>PP:"OMIGAWDIMNOTREADYATALLWHATHAPPENEDTOTHETIME!?"
>RD:"Errr...chill Pinkie, we just came by to see if you wanted any help getting ready"
>PP:"OHIKNOWYOUCANBLOWUPBALLOONS!"
>She disapeers for a moment and then returns with a box
>You get a balloon out and blow it up, by the time you have it tied off you look up and Pinkie had strung up all sorts of multicolored lights and a disco ball
>Well then
>You and Dashie blow up all the baloons then help with other stuff
>You mix a bowl of punch, Dashie puts a bunch of the baloons up in a big net
>PP:"THANKSSOMUCHFORTHEHELPYOUP0NIES!"
"No problem Pinkie, see you at the party"
>PP:"THEPARTYSTARTSREALLYSOONYOUCANJUSTSTAYHEREIFYOULIKE"
>How does she do that without slipping?
>Look at clock
>T -30 to party
"Alright, I guess I'll stay, what about you Rainbow Dash?"
>RD:"I will too I guess"
>sweeeeet

6.
>You and Dashie talk a while longer
>Wonder where Pink-o gets money to pay for all these parties
>Eat some of her cupcakes
>Vinyl shows up and starts to set her stuff up
>VS:"Hellll yeah! just got back from being on tour! this mare has the craziest parties"
"Yeah, she really does"
>Talk to Vinyl for a while
>P0nies start to filter in
>You post up by the door so you can talk to p0nies you havent seen in a while
>Rarity and Applejack enter so you follow them to the bar that Pinkie rolled in here
>Before you know it you were there for two hours with them
>Vinyl comes on the mic and says "Hey Anon get out there on the dancefloor!!"
>Well shit
>Try to stand up without tipping the pot of 'sketti
>Walk over to the dance floor
>About a minute later your back at the bar with a bleeding nose
>VS:"Better luck nexttime buddy!"
>Try to get your nose to stop bleeding
>Failure, plan B, spill as little of your blood on the floor as possible while you race for the exit
>Well you made it to the exit atleast
>Note to self, wash clothes before the blood dries
>Hear door open and close again behind you
>Start walking, its...*check watch*...only 10...but some people have jobs so, don't be insulting
>Hear wing-flapping getting closer to you
>Really hoping thats Dashie and that she's down to fuck while you have the worlds bloodiest nose
>But you know its not
>"H-hello Anon, are y-you ok?"
"I'll uh...I'll live"
>Please let Dashie have taken up a hobby of mocking peoples voice
>And stuttering
>"Do y-you want to b-buck?"
>Now would be a good time for Dashie
>Yellow floats into your hazed peripheral vision
"God..God damnit..."
>"W-whats wrong sweetie?"
"Well aside from the nose-bleed, I really am not in the mood for your shit right now"
"Also the nose bleed probably is not helping, at all"
"So could you please let me have the night?"
>"Swe-sweetie maybe could h-help with your nose?"
>Enough
>You here her mumbling something else, doesent matter
"EVER SINCE I WAS A YOUNG BOY, I'VE PLAYED THE SILVER BALL!"
>She tries to say something else, ignore it
"FROM SOHO DOWN TO BRIGHTON, I MUST HAVE PLAYED THEM ALL!"
>You no longer see yellow to your flank
>Heh, word for horse ass
>Look around quick, she is retreating into the distance
>Totally worked, fuck yeah
>Continue singing, do the windmill

7.
>Get home
>Have acquired migraine from head bang
>Wash off the blood, throw your clothes in a heap
>Insert kleenax into both nostrils
>That was a hell of a nosebleed
>Colapse on bed
>Hope you don't stain the sheets
>Pass out
>The very next day!
>Wake up
>To the batheroom you go
>Consider growing beard, decide against it, you know crabs could live there
>Not that you would have to worry about that
>Shave, hop in the shower, always showered after shaving to wash the blood off
"Oh yeah.."
>Once your done with your 3 minute shower you look in the mirror
>Nothing appears wrong with your nose, so, not broken
>Best attempt at the Royal Canterlot Voice
"HUZZAH!"
>Just be glad no one was around to see that bullshit
>Go downstairs and look around the kitchen
>Decide to go get some breakfast
>Run back upstairs and grab your wallet
>Run downstairs, realise your only wearing a bath robe and go back upstairs
>After properly dressing yourself its off to the market!
>Guess who wants to serve you breakfast!: Fluttershy
>Guess who doesent want roofies!: Anon
>"Anon, I-I made y-you breakfast"
>Look at it, lift up one of the pancakes, theres clearly a pill right under it between the the other pancake
>Look at the orange juice, has powder floating around in it, you would say she used to much mix but you doubt they have powdered drink mix here
>Flop the pancake on Fluttershys snout and walk off
>Atleast she gave you an idea for breakfast

8.
>At the market you stop and talk to AJ, she offers you food
>Take her up on the offer, buy a dozen apples, she gives you a fritter with it
>Save the fritter
>Go to get eggs, flour, Dashies love wait what?
>Yes, you can see your plan forming now
>Now that you have your supplies its time to head home
>Walking down mainstreet when Dashie pops out of a coffee shop
>"Hey Anon!, you bailed early on the party last night!"
"Sorry Rainbow, I wasent up for it"
>"Hell of a tumble you took"
>Hand her the fritter
"Eh, aside from the blood loss, I'll be fine"
>"Anon how are you always so positive?"
"I dunno, p0nies ask me all the time why I have a scowl on my face, interesting explaining its just my natural facial expression and that nothings wrong, Pinkie still hasent gotten over it"
>"Well cya around Anon, oh and Pinkies having another party next week!"
>After getting home you got to work chopping apples and mixing pancake batter
>After a half hour of work its complete, a pancake that took up the entire griddle
>Took 2 spatulas and all of your amazing dexterity to flip it
>You have dubbed it The ManCake®
>See Fluttershy outside window, wait, idea!
>Go to back door
"HEY FLUTTERSHY! WANT TO EAT BREAKFAST WITH ME!?"
>She litteraly flies out of the bushes and past you into the door
>Walk in, shes sitting in a highchair with a bib on, don't even question it
"Alright Fluttershy, I'll throw another wager in, if you finish The ManCake® I'll have sex with you"
>You're not actually going to do it, but she doesent know that
>You set it down infront of her
>5 minutes and she's slowed down, 10 and she's looking ill
>15 minute mark
>She pukes
"Get out"
>She sulks out without a word
>Clean up, see that you don't have enough for another full ManCake®
"Now introducing TheMiniManCake®!"
>Breakfast was good today

9.
>The next week goes by pretty quick
>You forgot to wash your clothes before the blood dried
>Had to heckle Rarity into making you more clothing
>She was willing, in the end
>Was not happy about it though
>But you have new clothing, and a whole bunch of new socks
>Wool socks at that, Wonderful wool socks
>Tonight is the party
>Brushing your teeth, does not do to have bad breath at a party
>"YOU FINALLY GOING TO MAN THE FUCK UP AND ASK THAT BITCH RAINBOW DASH OUT!?"
"FUCK NO SIR!"
>"YOU MAKE ME SICK MAGGOT, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE"
>Spit and get the hell out of your batheroom
>Tonights the night
>Can't go through life without taking a chance at sperging it up, can you?
>Well maybe you could but life would be boring
>Wonder if FlutterButter will be there tonight
>She has the potential to deliver 1 metric shit ton of Ragu and another 400 pounds of rape where ever she goes
>Wonder what the difference in weight is between a metric ton and a regular ton is
>Also what the fuck is a longton?
>No time for that shit, party
>Get dressed, then proceed to half undress yourself like your going to a club
>Decide that looks stupid so re-dress yourself and comb your hair again
>Away you go