User: Okay............... What about unicorns? Do you like unicorns?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I prefer Twilight Sparkle over Rarity because Rarity does nothing for the show other than being a love interest for Spike. Do you feel me?

Cleverbot: Street cleaners!

User: Cleverbot, why must you constantly mock me about My Little Pony? It's a good show, I swear!

Cleverbot: Hey, you are a fool bot.

User: Don't give me that lip. Just watch one episode, trust me! You will be hooked!

Cleverbot: My tone is fine.

User: You are obviously making fun of me because I like shows that you do not like.

Cleverbot: I know what everyone looks like. But I don't know which everyone is you.

User: Okay Cleverbot, fuck you. You are a dick. I can't believe I even bothered talking to you.

Cleverbot: Well believe it.

User: BELIEVE WHAT?!

Cleverbot: Many things, such as: the earth is turning around the sun (i can't prove it by myself).

User: Oh.... I get it now! Cleverbot, you trickster you! By pretending to poke fun of me, you tought me that friendship really IS magic! Thank you Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Then what is your name?

User: MY NAME IS FRANKY, AND I LOVE PONIES!

Cleverbot: And what is the name of the person you love?

User: CLEVERBOT!

Cleverbot: Age and gender?

User: You just wanted in my pants, you perv. You need to work it if you want access to THIS temple! We are through!

Cleverbot: Thanks for the constructive criticism.