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- >Be Anon, Movie lover
- >You fucking loved watching movies back on Earth
- >It filled your hearth with sadness when you were teleported to Equineland and after a while noticed that their movies are a huge pile of [spoiler]CoD[/spoiler]
- >Or better said, Crap out of Dyslexia.
- >They are so bad that your head started to hurt after 28 seconds of it, so you promised to never watch one of them again.
- >Now, where were we?
- >Ah yes, waking up.
- No fuck you this bed is confy
- >"Look m8 I don`t want to do this to you, but If you don`t cooperate i`ll have to hurt you"
- Hit me with your best shot assface
- >"As you wish... Assface"
- >Suddenly Anon`s face transforms into an ass
- Wait wha-prpprffprff
- >"Holy Saint Expedito it even disgusts me... Now back to the shooting..."
- >A magic gun appears infron of AssAnon and aims for his nose...or rectum.
- PPPFFPFPFPFTTF!!
- >"Oh feeling cooperative now buddy? That`s how I like it"
- >Suddenly the magical gun dissapears and Anon`s face returns to normal.
- I fucking hate you...
- >"And I love my job, now lets continue with the story shall we?"
- >You get up and do your 3´R routine
- >[spoiler]Remolonear en la cama, Rascarse un huevo y Reiniciar el microondas para la comida[/spoiler]
- >You grab the re-heated food from the microwave and start eating your breakfast
- >What is it? A knock on the door?
- >Surprise
- >It´s a knock on the window.
- Finally something new!
- >You walk to your window but you don´t see anything
- What the!
- >Suddenly on your window Fluttershy put her mare-pussy
- >It winks and... TALKS!?
- >Pussy:"FEeeEeeeeDD MEEeeeEEeE!"
- >Congratulations! Now your window is painted yellow ! PUKE-YELLOW...
- >You get up, open the door, and kick Fluttershy so hard she flies away into the sun.
- Finally some peace..
- >She appears behind you
- WHAT THE FUCK!? HOW ARE YOU...
- >F:"Had another continue my love! Are weird Indie games your fetish Hue?"
- Fluttershy what did I tell you about calling me by the surname!
- >F:"B-bad things happen?"
- Wait wait wait... Really man? The surname joke again?
- >"Does the writer have to slap BitchAnon?"
- Ok Ok calm down...
- >F:"But Anon I didn´t call you by your entire surname, I called you Hue and your entire surname is Huey!"
- Oh for the love of..
- >You notice Lyra and Bon Bon sitting near your house, Bon Bon´s mouth becomes a magnet and Lyra´s vag is quickly attracted to her
- That´s what I call a pussy-magnet...
- >You try to ignore the rest of that display, push Fluttershy aside and head to Carrousel boutique.
- >You asked Rarity to make you a grey raincoat, many stormy days getting close and you need something to avoid getting wet
- >You knock and when the door opens you have to crouch quickly
- >Opal goes flying into Bon Bon and sticks to her with her cat-vag...
- I guess that the pussy-magnet has a wide range of refers...
- >Rarity finally greets you and gives you the raincoat
- Thanks Rarity! How much would it be?
- >R:"Oh don´t be so silly, I lady could never bring herself to charge for a..."
- What do you want...[spoiler] [/spoiler]>You cut her speech
- >Rarity:"Sex... Naow.."
- K
- >*4 hours and 13 minutes later*
- Thank you again Rarity! See ya later!
- >You leave the boutique with Rarity trapped on a cum-web as backround while you walk
- >The raincoat really fits you, its confy, covers a lot more than normal clothes and it´s not heavy.
- >You decide to take a trip to Canterlon, time to pay Suncheeks and Dark-meat a visit
- >Its time for the weekly belly rub you promised the princesses as payment for your own house
- >*One train trip later*
- >The guards on the castle gate greet you and let you in, but one of them turns to you and whispers
- >G:"You done hoof´d partner"
- U wot m8?
- >G:"Carry on"
- >Weird...
- >Anyways, you go to the throne room and vow
- >Celestia salutes you and Luna just winks at you
- >Dem stardust eyes...
- >C:"Ah Anonymous, you finally decided to come"
- Yeah sorry for the delay but I had a lot of works these days
- >C:"I see, however that´s not excuse for missing the weekly belly rub you promised us"
- Sorry about that, I know I had to come yesterday but I was tired
- >C:"That´s not an excuse human, and now you are going to pay the price"
- Wat?
- >You hear a huge explotion and look through the windows
- >You see far away, a huge hole standing where your house was
- Son of a...
- >C:"I´am sorry for doing that Anonymous but we must make the example with you"
- >You don´t even care about her, your rage is so big that you think your face is twitching..
- >Yes it is... and also shining
- >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwT8FOyXkMw
- >What! Anon is Evolving!
- >20 seconds later your face stops shining and you open your eyes
- >Transformation complete...
- >You notice a small pony armor with a pair of axes standing near the throne where Celestia is sitting
- >You point at the axe with your finger and look at Celestia and Luna
- Princesses...
- >C-L:"Y-yes Anon?" They say in unison and fear
- [spoiler]http://www.rollachan.org/b/src/133374618922.jpg[/spoiler]
- >You grab one of the axes and go near them
- >The Sun and the Moon start running away and you give them chase
- >They pass throught 4 guards and they back away in fear, joining the princesses on the run
- >[spoiler]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpqQJfdLO14[/spoiler] Song title explains it all
- >You follow them, axe in hands, but loose them on the corner
- >When you turn the corner you see 6 ponies leaning againts a wall with suits and black male-wigs (pic related)
- Have you seen a [spoiler]pair[/spoiler]of princesses and [spoiler]2 pairs[/spoiler] of guards?
- >"Sure thing partner, keep rolling that way"
- Appreciated
- >You keep running but think about something...
- >What are 3 [spoiler]pairs[/spoiler] of ponies doing with suits and black wigs doing on the castle?
- >You are a retarded...
- >Turning around you notice the ponies spreading out, the guards going left and the princesses right
- >Fuck the guards, you want to taste the [spoiler]double[/spoiler]royalty
- >They run and shut themself inside Celestia`s bathroom
- >They done goof`d
- >Be Celestia
- That human doesnt give up! Are you ok Luna?
- >L:"We believe you shouldn`t have done that"
- Too late for regrets now, we have to-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
- >The bathroom door is hit and you see an axe trepassing
- >Anon keeps hiting the door and he stops
- >There is a big hole on the door now
- >You stop screaming and get closer to the door, just to regret it instantly
- >Anon`s head appears on the hole and he says
- >An:"HEeEEeeeeeeeEEEre`s Nonny!"
- >You are Anon again
- >You got them where you wanted, you tear down the door but they run away again
- >You finally catch them on the throne room, they are cornered
- >However before you can do anything Fluttershy appears
- >F:"Hello Anon what are yo- oh my... are you all together as a group?
- What do you want Fluttershy, I`am about to get down to business!
- >F:"Well em... Is group sex your fetish?"
- Only if its in [spoiler]pairs[/spoiler]
- >F:"Well with me that makes us two pairs"
- >Jesus Christ she got you this time..
- >Looks like Fucking Fluttershy will join you in
- >Fucking the royal [spoiler]pair[/spoiler]
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